I missed you ;_;

I missed you ;_;

I called this place shit so many times but any other social media/platform is just so much worse. I'm sorry, Anon Babble, I was wrong

i dont know who you are thoughbeit

Was this board just reborn? I just happened to look here a few minutes ago and there was only a handful of threads.

I will never shit talk this place again. The rest of the internet is unusable.

there was a bunch of origami threads up for some reason

there's no timer between posts?

I missed you too bro. The rest of the internet is so fucking dogshit it's unreal

*hug*

They fixed the captcha issue it seems. When I got here an hour ago posting wasn't possible I was getting a "bad gateway" message.

If you've been banned in the last year, you'll know us pretty soon. We paid for that info and now everything about Anon Babble users is being phonebooked

WHY THE FUCK CAN WE STILL NOT UPLOAD PICS IN INCOGNITO

where is Anon Babble?

Let them cook

this place was literally my only real source of news or if anything funny happens on the internet

There really needs to be at least one board where Global Rule #8 doesn’t apply

Welcome back everyone

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

i've been visiting this shit hole for almost 15 years and i've never read any of the rules

missed you too young man!

the only reason Anon Babble was locked but not removed in the first place is because it was a conduit between Anon Babble and a CIA funded datamining server. the shutdown must have messed that up and now some other board is acting as a data mule

kinda feel bad for sharty, it's soon gonna be dead and irrelevant again

IMAGINE

why? the sharty is just a bunch of schizophrenic toddlers rolling around in dogshit

ffs, please don't ever do that again, it turns out Anon Babble with it's collective iq of 50 is towering over the rest of the internet

had so many great ideas for threads while the site was down

can't remember any of them now

Go back to redit.com

<3

Anon Babble missed the worst Wrestlemania of all time. They'll never recover.

Looks like Christmas has come early boys.

Been a hard week, bros.
Never leave me again.

Did everyone just take a sabbatical?
Is everyone really a bot?
Where did you guys go?!

we so back

The Sharty stole it from us. We have to take it back. Let the summer camp hijinks ensue

OH SHIT WE'RE BACK

Did you miss these?

tvchmoe and 8ch were depressingly inferior.
god bless this place
maybe you should start paying the janitors, I'll buy a pass I swear

I've been looking forward to this.

People here are absolute scum, but this place is still miles better than anywhere else on the internets. I tried my hand at being a redditor these past days. I started a thread on Anon BabblethepittTVshow about how I didn't like the show, kept it respectful and made some edits to keep within the rules of the sub. I spent almost half an hour on a couple paragraphs. Posted it and it was deleted within 2 minutes without any reason given. I now know that my hatred of reddit was completely justified. The more popular subs are even worse by the way. Reddit is an Orwellian hellhole.

missed you too
youtube.com/watch?v=qhOHwEqTzJU

never realized how many times I clicked the Anon Babble shortcut on my browser per day

we are born of the Anon Babble
made men by the Anon Babble
undone by the Anon Babble

by moot, fear the Anon Babble

Yeah holy shit I knew the altchans were janky but they are really janky. I did see necobestiality for the first time on 8ch so that was something.

youtube.com/watch?v=mraLsg-G4wA

feels good bros. I hate having to log into chats just to talk

huh? we were just posting last night weren't we?

we're fujcking back wtf WHEN???

Same. Was lonely out there without you kinolads.

(OP)
frogs do belikethat

I love how it's gone from "no ones going back" to the site flowing like nothing happened.
Missed you retards.

me rn

all they did was talk about idubs and boogie, basically the worst offtopic threads during the nighttime

what happened?

schizophrenic toddlers

better them than people who defend corporations here

just incase anyone was wondering i found a picture of the hacker

It was terrible. I had to spend the last week actually watching tv and movies. Now it's back to Anon Babble so I can just complain about them.

same. now i remember why i don't watch them

reddit humor

I missed you too.
Holy shit it's fucking grim out there, I've had to survive off of fucking twitter

"Do you sleep?
Do you dream?
Do you remember what it was like, before we were rent asunder?"

"Suffering.
Guilt.
Sorrow.
It's hard to recall, like--"

"A dream?"

"A nightmare!"

Why would you care about the site that fucked up Anon Babble?

I went and saw Revenge of the Sith at a 4DX theatre.
I felt like I was getting thrown around like an abused toddler, the rolling around during the battle of corusant nearly made me throw up and the general gracious fight was multiple ongoing flashbangs for a solid minute.
Movies are fake and gay, never again

4DX theatre.

Why the fuck would you go to a meme theater?

The site was sacrificed for week for all the personal info of the mods and janitors that have ruined it
The only reason you'd be upset that it went down is the following
1. you've been fingerprinted as a mod protected reddit poster
2. you're a pajeet/SEA that needs screencaps for xitter money

I missed you too anon

lol fuck off faggot

They won, no need to stay any longer

Was it really only 10 days? I feel like it was 10 months.

somebody set up us the bomb

I'd never given it a go before.
I just wasn't expecting the seating to beat the shit out if me.
I will say though everytime a lightsaber ignited, my balls got vibration.

I didn’t realize how often I randomly click into this site through the day as part of my idle routine. I darent say the places I had to go to fill the void. I darent.

I’m sorry for exposing state secrets, please don’t ban the Chan again :(

isn't that guy in prison right now

Is it safe to post here again

Honestly I was in withdrawals for a week. Then around the 9 day point I learned tot live without it. It was liberating to be able to plan my day around other things. Outside of work this place was the only real social utility I had. Well. I guess I'm back.
youtu.be/UPw-3e_pzqU

I missed you niggas too, this place unironically is my second home.

I really had to face how fucking bad everything else is.

Reddit is so overtly controlled and astroturfed that any halfway interesting subreddit is always half a second away from being banned, and its easy to get banned from them in any case for rubbing up against a mods autism. And the upvote system makes it so real discussions don't happen because whoever has the meaningfully less popular opinion just gets dogpiled and hidden away.

Twitter makes it so if you don't have a following its just a shit experience, there's no pretense of commenters being on an even playing field and having to earn any positive reaction they get purely on the strength of your actual current contribition.

Kiwifarms is just ugly. Its good for what its for and I browse it occasionally, but for anything besides lolcow monitoring discussion its both generally very slow and coloured by the frankly shit personality type that uses Kiwifarms as their main website.

I guess I'm a little young to get Something Awful, not that I'm young.

You know what the worst part of this was? Realising that apart from maybe alt-chans, tumblr might have been the closest thing to a good large, active website for discussion. Tallest dwarf situation, its a tallest dwarf situation even with Anon Babble around to win, but how is that conclusion wrong.

I only missed Norelleschizo, he was worth 10 of you.

NO MORE LETTERBOXD FUCK YEAH

The real ones were on Sharty Anon Babble despite the baskin tranny spam

If you were using Reddit/xitter, you need to go back

We back fren (;

outside of Anon Babble there are only npcs

I feel hole again.

hey isn't that the guy that got buttraped?

Wired magazine said we were dead

I tried Reddit for a few days

first i was very productive, then i got a little depressed and lazy again, so i watched only movies and tv! yikes! fuck you assholes (i love you, too)

gen X rag does a thinkpiece about a millenialcore website

I yawn

I missed you retards so much. all other social media was just bad.

Anon Babble is confirmed all israeli shills and bots shitting into the waiting open mouths of all the tard murricans on there.

I went to 4chon and tvch both of which are slow but kinda chill, lack of features is severe. How do you not have a thread watcher man?

Wellcome back bluemug, casval, ChomskyHonk, coolant, Danke, Eltanin, Isosceles, Jukeboxx, keksterjettster, LoremIpsum, newton, polycom1, PreciseV5, rhine, shyraz, Smart, Tyranno. I missed you so much tranny jannies.

had to be longer lel, easily 2 weeks. also sharty had the worst Anon Babble board of all time. their Anon Babble board was okay

I fucking knew most of you fags unironically went to reddit, disgusting

I went to the basedjak party, like the good cuck I am

Almost all of them went directly to reddit or xitter. We had a thread on back up Anon Babble linking accounts that mentioned missing this board and the vast majority of them from accounts that are older than a year

Anon Babble won, tranny jannies lost. Also it’s crazy how many tranny and (((.gov))) jannies/mods there are. This website really is run by feds and troons.

.gov

debunked, it was only a couple .edu

Jannies are sour grapes

L’chaim!

same
shitposting should be a human right, i cant live without it

wikieat dead

420chan dead

those were the only other outlets I had but those have been dead for a long time now

there is literally nowhere else for me to be "social" online.

Welcome back my friends

I did see necobestiality

Did you mean "necro?" Like, fucking dead animals? Hmm... I don't know how you even get worked up enough to fuck an animal, never mind a dead one.

i think the worst aspect are powertripping multi-sub mods enforcing echo chambers
as long as you dont differ from the currently accepted opinion in the sub you can have discussions, if you do youll get banned for anything (some mod combed through my entire comment history and banned me for a week for a three month old comment bec i dared to criticize something)
deleted my account and stick to just reading there, reddit now employs some kind of fingerprinting too so you cant just delete your account and start a new one

So did we anon , so did we

This thread is going so fast that no one will see me say I missed you guys too

why would you miss this shit
i come back and look at the catalog and, oh yeah, it's 50,000 threads of seething culture war outrage farming shit

L@@K MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE REBOOT HAS A TRANS CHARACTER

what the fuck is the point of it all

really makes me wonder why i'm so fucking dumb that i thought I "missed" this

That was such a boring 11 days. Missed all of you.

implying at least 50% of Anon Babble users aren't NPCs either

I get so many identical preprogrammed responses on this website. Maybe it's more obvious if you don't hold the typical Anon Babble opinions on a lot of things

I hate the rest of the internet it was horrible i missed you senpai

Crazy how news outlets just ran with it. Same with users being doxxed. There was so much misinformation around the hack that got spread around even by mainstream news. There was even that story about Elon Musk's posts being uncovered even though nothing about that makes sense

I was refugeemaxxing on sharty until I got banned for a jeetpost I didn't fucking make. Feels good to be back.

I can't believe how many fucking SEA gooks there are here

Wow just checked on my phone app. Wondering why people are posting threads as if it's any old day with any old TV news and not almost the end of this place.

Watching wrestlemania and raiding random twitch niggers with sharty was fun

i took out the "no no word", let's see if the strawpoll jannies delete it this time

strawpoll.com/GJn445Yl8nz

feels good to be back bros where did you guys go while Anon Babble was down?

There are some fun isolated subreddits. There a couple of funny small shitposting subs r/redscarepod is strangely close to the Anon Babble vibe. Shame most subreddits that turn even a little bit mainstream become insufferable karmafarm circlejerks very quickly.

There was a lot to miss : o

i don't know if it's still an instaban to say it (lol, freedumb of speech on Anon Babble, missed this so much amirite?) but "8kun"

the only thing active there was Anon Babble though, everything was dead boards of 8-year old coomer content and most of that was 404ed

I can't take more than fifteen minutes of sharty per day. It's funny but shit gives me brain cancer, I don't think it's possible to discuss anything on that side it's just shitposting about shitposting

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you f**kin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is f**k another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous f**king visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish f**king gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been f**king nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this f**king disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're f**king Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

testing testing
onions basedboy onions KEK baka desu sonyponies

I was genuinely losing my fucking mind not being able to come here

It's been rough. Glad to be back in this hellhole. We did it, bros.

Reddit but I immediately got banned. Didn't even break any rules afaik, apparantly Reddit does IP bans now. Not that I mind because actually talking to people on Reddit is miserable most of the time anyway, it's only fun to dunk on retards and to fuck with people. You're best off just lurking cat subreddits and shit. Don't ever go near shit like r/amitheasshole, it's like straight up AI generated at this point, no clue why people go there and upvote that shit. Do real people even post and comment on these places anymore? It is honestly hard to believe

You don't know what you have until it's gone. I consider you all my close personal friends.

I went to the sharty’s Anon Babble. it was fucking awful. half the threads were 0 replies and the other half were sethy boy spam threads.

I saw you bro, and I think you are gay

I admit I really lost the enthusiasm to watch movies when I knew I couldn't rant about them with you guys afterwards.

Where can I read the leaks? Ive seen a bunch of news sites and comments alluding to various things in it, but nobody actually seems to have them.

My internet usage plummeted. Knocked like 15 movies off of my watch list. Glad go be back here.

Test. We are so back.

visit altchan

no captchas

can attach 4 images per post

can post sound webms

10MB file limit

no post timers

no word filter

no bans for saying no-no words

and yet this is the only site with a fucking population on it
the world is a twisted place

It's good to be back but at the same time I kind of hoped this place stayed dead. I loved the shitposting but this website isn't good for anyone

It's called SOUL you dumb nigger.

It was on the front page of the sharty bro, it wasn't exactly hidden on the deep web.

There also not really anything interesting in it and most of the crazy shit people talked about was straight up misinformation. They doxxed the mods and jannies and that's really it

Gave me time to reflect.
All our time spent on a digital platform, not making memories in the real world.
Of course the real world is just as ephemeral and ever-changing too.
I wish there were more photos of the places I hung out in the '90s.
They were all given that ugly clinical makeover in the mid 2000s.

none of those things would be possible if it had the traffic Anon Babble

Can’t stand the reddit site structure, i went and looked but i just felt like ending it all

I feel like some parts of Reddit are on par with Anon Babble, emphasis on some parts. Mainstream subs are hell and the people seem completely braindead.

Welcome back
youtube.com/watch?v=OK4_fDHv-SQ

this site used to have SOUL, i know i've been here since aught 3. it used to be a kid would get banned, it was just banter. this site was like the internet equivalent of snapping your buddies with a wet towel in the locker room. now every ban is full culture war. there's no joy in it.

I started running and working out and eating better in this place's absence, without Anon Babble I was suddenly motivated to get stuff done. Hope I don't slip into my old ways again haha

I don't get what's so bad about it. Of all the fucking things you could hate Reddit for

I am Anon Babble, Anon Babble is me.

Til nuclear winter do us apart.

Dude stop fucking posting NOW

CLOSE THIS TAB

all the oldfags use old.reddit.com and not www.reddit.com

It's because these people very likely talk about 'posting here'
For example if they go through with the Anon Babble split again most people will stay here because they care more about the name than the sites actual quality
Also if you look at the leaks, tourists are heavily protected from locals while the altchans have no problem giving up reddit/tourist info

go to any other soc site

it's controlled that even sentence you make that falls close to being rude get deleted/warned

every other site is so shit. I know it's boted here too but at least smaller boards are comfy and only very certain topics are black listed. Even just calling out other posts get you shadow banned.

board's still so freaking slow lel

more than one post per minute

slow

visit an alt chan, wait a week for a reply

kiwitroons are already whining that not enough people are mentioning them on here kek

it was the exact opposite for me. I realized that life wasn't worth living if I couldn't call someone a faggot online. they ban you for that shit everywhere else. It's gay.

I played video games, went out to watch Sinners and spent some time reading Anon Babble archives. No way was I going to bother with some shitty altchan.

Yep. It was a whole thread. I saw a dude fucking a dead deer and that was enough.

Xwitter and Instagram. I can't stomach Reddit and Facebook is just a load of trash.

Anon Babble is not "social media". That is precisely its appeal, and that is precisely why it is better than "the others".

While it was down, I simply read my books, spent time with family, and re-watched a classic film or two. I was prepared to replace Anon Babble with nothing at all, as far as the internet is concerned. The rest (of the internet) is abject dogshit in comparison, which is really a remarkable statement when you keep in mind that lots of assholes post here. And every pretender that's tried to come along and be a competing imageboard has always fallen far short.

t. originalfag

Sneed
sNeed
Need
bro

It made me realise just how much time I spend here

I just played a shit ton of doom for the past week or so. I almost called my boss a faggot about a dozen times while this place was down. Those faggots at work are fucking insufferable when I have to pay attention to them

watched a bunch of good shows I wanted to talk about on Anon Babble

cant remember what I wanted to discuss

spent time with family

oh check out this well adjusted human with friends and family, I bets he's had sex or even has sex on a regular basis

I couldnt find where Anon Babble went so I just watched the second half of Always Sunny and Ricky and Morty

fuck off Anon Babbleeddit tourist

Calm down, I just spent Easter with the parents. I assure you that I have no RL friends and that, despite being older than most of you, I have never had sex with a woman.

Missed you too buddy

That’s Anon Babble, retard.

nigger

kek, we're back

So whos going to post the leaked jannies....I feel like thats going to be the new ratatoullie game on here

I'm not gay, I only like the cute trans girls.

Anon Babble is not "social media".

go ahead and give your retarded reasoning for this (while replying to me, a social interaction over a networked medium)

I see this pushback occasionally, but no one ever replying to the person so I'll give it a shot. This site has no profile, no history or pictures of who we are. We won't speak again and recognize each other and maybe won't meet again. There are no famous posters that we follow knowingly, there's also no permanent content.

Same desu. I need to suck female cock

i went fishing

Same bro. I tried reddit, x, facebook, insta, tiktok, it just wasnt the same compared to Anon Babble. Yes, Anon Babble is shitter now than it was over a decade ago, but even at its shittest its still better than everything else. I kneel.

Hey! Stop that, they work very hard. I propose we double their wages. No! Triple them!

Shit has there been a ratatouille thread since we’ve been back?

This site has no profile, no history or pictures of who we are. We won't speak again and recognize each other and maybe won't meet again.

it's still social interaction over some medium. i would argue driving in traffic can be a social medium even

ugly dick

Who

I was going around different places the past week, what the fuck happened to the internet?
Remember AVclub? Even that turbo normie place was still comfy as hell, everything now is just soulless
Also I hope any Twitter fags that got here the last few years don’t come back

double this site dot top, what a shit hole. its like all of the lowest quality threads on Anon Babble distilled into something twice as low quality

Just avoid porn really, shitpost for a little while and continue on progressing in life

I just waited for you guys to come back

t e s t
e
s
t

it's less perfect than it could be

NO PLEASE LET IT STAY DEAD!
I WAS OUT!
I WAS OUT!
I WAS OUT!

I missed you all too, every one of you. I thought I would never get to see your posts again, frens, but here we all are, together again.

This lmao

No you were right cause this place is shit, it’s just better than everything else which is grim

Same
I browse a lot when I'm laying in bed about to sleep, and I've been doing this for years, so I think it's just muscle memory, but I just auto click the shortcut and remembered that the site is down and I'd just lay there not knowing what to do

I will miss tvch.moe for the short time I was there
Godspeed brothers

I'm 47 and last had sex in 1997. You aren't missing much.

Who the fuck are you?

ok schizo

i wandered all the classic altchans but tvch was the best. A lot less posts but a lot more real posters

I missed all you insufferable anons. I really did. Most people think this forum is all garbage and evil, that nothing good or productive ever comes from us. It's true that we're mostly a bunch of hateful dumbasses, but some of try to use the board to benefit others. And we get to have fun and make memes. I'm glad to be back among my fellows in this horrible sewer I proudly call home.

was Sinners good

I used to think this scene was hot but now that she's a LIBERAL it makes me upset and impotent and i have to look away and curl my little hand into a fist and pound it on the table once (not too loud)

So where is the WIRED article rescinding their claim that we are dead forever but our toxic legacy is everywhere?

I never fully appreciated this scene until reaching midlife as a married man. Holy fuck it would make my dick diamonds if my shy awkward wife got it in her head to dance like this for me, but she never would. I could maybe make her if I asked, but then that wouldn't make it fun at all. This flick really was made for us boomers

Nobody is reporting that. That would promote the site.

So...is everyone just going to ignore the fact that fed manipulation of the site is confirmed real?

I am disturbed by how much I missed you people.

Most people are open redditors that admit they just went home lol

Same.... Same....

We're not perfect, but at least we're always here. And sometimes we can even be entertaining!

I hated how nice the poster IDs made everyone on altchans, especially since threads were so slow

I'm more bothered by the amount of normalfags that are on our site

I can’t believe I survived a week and a half without this place and you faggots, fuck I used Twitter in the meantime and it was so lame.
I’ve been here since 2006 and I didn’t want it to end, glad we can Banepost together again.

I think I’m gonna get tested for autism

4chiggers… home

The only downside was how fucking slow images were loading, but yeah other than that it was great while it lasted. It was also fun being able to banter without having to be concerned about a global 3 day ban because some janny has it out for you.

I spent the time working on my massive backlog of movie encodes that needed doing

are you sure it's not you who's mad, you seem very easily upset