/cbb/ - Celebrity Big Brother UK - Live Final

We're so back

Jack to win
luv me tea
luv me norf
end of

I can't fucking believe the last thread we had was last Monday. Resign, Hiroshima, you useless gook cunt.

Come on you retards, I know you're still watching this crap.

tfw it was the best series of ITV and I couldn't shitpost on Anon Babble for most of it

Missed all the Chris turning JoJo straight shitposting

I missed you lads where did you go in the last 12 days?

Missed Trisha eviction

Missed the triple eviction

Missed Patsy hating it that it was funny

Missed Tiffany Late and Live chimpouts

Missed Chris trying to shag JoJo

Missed JoJo's ominous letter saying "Your partner wants to see you"

So is this bitch straight now or what?

I've warmed to him too
Voted all 5 on Jack tonight

Nobody's here anymore in general have you seen how many threads Anon Babble has?

She was also 100% right, Chris was game playing the whole time

what has jojo come as exactly?

So apparently Jordan and Henry broke up. First Nathan and Baked Tatty split then the Pope dies now this. I can't cope.

Chesney next surely...

Anon Babble goes down

Jack starts supplying a ton of image content that I can't post

She had that chat with Danny the other day where she said she felt more Q (Queer) than L (Lesbian). Remember that her partner is "non-binary" lel

All those memes are lost in time... like tears in rain.

Trish did a schizo rant after claiming Jordan has a secret child

The fact that she got less votes than Chris just shows you how foid-dominated the voting for this show is sadly.

Including his horse cock

Changing your sexuality to suit your partner's delusion is crazy lol

OK, time to vote for Jack again

Anon Babble goes down

Finally got a decent live stream that was 90% Jack sipping tea and going "Mmm.. tea..."

It was kino

tfw last night's late and live with AJ and the all-sheboon panel

It sucks because there was one of them that was actually smoking hot, like unironically hot and not """hot""" like AJ and Oti.

Didn't get to shitpost with you guys during the JoJo and Chris piss in a litter tray together episode

does that mean she has to wear fancy dress now?

kek that was too weird

The best Late and Live was the one where Tiffany went off on Trisha

He said that after the shows over Jojo won't be a lesbian anymore

Got in trouble for it

Was 100% right

This is a pretty grim final. I gotta be honest Jack has been kinda disappointing, I was hoping he was gonna get in a row at some point. I wanted a Torchy the Battery Boy win to anally annihilate everyone, also Ella should have been in the final. JoJo and Chris can both choke on a bag of cocks.

So Jack's our chosen champion?

Was tempted to go Jojo just because I think she has the best chance of defeating the childcatcher. But she is a yank so idk, maybe Jack is the best back. We've got an army of Corrie watching slags on side

F to the boys, wonder who broke up with who

You mean Daley right.

Will Best needs a cheeky concrete block dropped onto his skull while he's sleeping, cunt

They don't show the Trisha saying she wishes she could stay because it distracts her from her cancer diary room segment until votes were closed

Genius

Jordo did the dumping obviously, pussy and arsehole is his special autistic interest, he could have slayed that welsh slag. Henry looks like a Hummel figurine, bless him like

He said that he'd cum in Ella

Got in trouble for it

Ella is 100% cum-in-able

when did this happen?

stop sexualizing my tight wet snatch

lefty x are raging about jojo because it makes him 'look' like he's right

This is like some hunger games future shit

Jack is the most unironic /ourguy/ since the threads started on here back on the reboot

Proper norf lad

Has double teabags

20 teas a day

Loves his chinese

Big Brother superfan

Kino enjoyer and film buff

Those face reactions during arguments

Pretty sure that JoJo has been nonced by some Schneider Weinstein so a vote for her continuing career is just enabling that shite desu

After they appeared on late and live, awkward
That face to face episode where Ella said Chesney wasn't a man for sticking up for her infuria

Short and chinless yet the most alpha guy in there, and then look at Chris.

Anon Babble phrenologists BTFO

infuriated me, whoops

It was like the day after this iirc.

tfw Late & Live last Sunday with not only Yinrun but that yank wog bitch who backstabbed Ekin-Su last year and the faggot from Heartstopper

Watching that shit without a thread was an ordeal.

AHHH STATIC

wonder who topped

tfw the other day when we saw Chris literally arse naked as he stepped into the shower

Fuck that shit, man, why couldn't we have gotten that with Ella.

Donna 4th

Calling it now

That karaoke episode was when Jack won me over. The way he was dancing and stuff reminds me of my friends on a night out.

That face to face episode where Ella said Chesney wasn't a man for sticking up for her infuria

Gotta love the Ella-hating Late & Live bender audience taking a break from dumping on men to defend Chesney. You just know that if Mickey had hit on the morbidly obese bitch they'd have crucified him.

Not sure about the glitzy dress and massive shirt combo

Also since the threads went down Donna's been annoying me, her shitty nomination reasons, her yelling and singing, her being bothered over the Angellica thing but pretending not to be.

After they appeared on late and live, awkward

Just shows that that show is cancer. I for one can't wait for Yinrun and her literal autist husband to divorce.

BB calling her out for that was hilarious

She's annoying but one of the funniest ones at the same time
Still no idea what she actually does irl

Does anyone here watch TOWIE? Between Ella and that bogged Turkish whore from Love Island I might actually give it a try.

It's not that deep

Bet she says that alot during doggy

Only thing I've seen her on is Michael McIntyre's Big Show

2.5 million votes

Is that total? If so that's pathetic.

She's a "comedian" and "actor". Appeared on Corrie and also apparently had a cameo in one of the Harry Potter prequels.

fucking itvx constantly going out of sync

Big Show just got a little bigger

Live feed was going on as Anon Babble went down

This could have been the final post if the timing hit.

STOP IT!

Ok, that was a funny meme

I can't go that deep into Brit reality TV but it's probably slag kino

me on the right

You sir! You are a homophobic chud!

SCOOTER JOCKEY

The family task was kino, the cat task was kino.
All this kino while Anon Babble was down, it felt like after Mickey left it got boring, then after Anon Babble went down it got interesting again with the tasks and Chris and Jojo and Ella's jealousy.

Me waiting for Anon Babble to come back (2025, colourised)

They got caught so much this year too. Dunno if anyone has any of them screenshotted.

DONNA JOCKEY!

That Monday also gave us this gem.

Classic

Jojo out

no way
oh i just know the house faggot is going to win now

JACK BROS WE'RE STILL IN THIS

Also this one

gf runs on stage and bitchslaps her

how tall is jojo?

Please for the love of god let Jack win.

Sick of the fucking fags winning every year.

last weekend when Ella roleplayed as a baby

It's been a flop year for them pretty massively. My coworkers haven't even bothered this year

(you)

he's just david potts 2.0
they need another elaborate bender on BBLL to call a celebrity and put in next year

OHAYOGOZAIMASU MURUHAN-SAN

5 votes for Jack-sama onegai

Thats the best one because of the mask

when torchy is the only one happy to see you

I just can't believe the public have accepted me for me

Will say the fourth gay out of four to win since the show was brought back

So glad JoJo didn't win. It's Yinredditn all over again.

JACK TEA SHEPARD

luv that slag that pops out of the mirrror on the corsodyl ad

I wouldn't be surprised if we get Dean McCullough next year. I know he was just on /imaceleb/ but you know he's enough of an attention whore to do it so soon.

The winners are always obvious, they're always the gays, for celeb its the late and live regulars.

She might be a man.

probably but he needs to be a bit more androgynous to rub it in our faces

Even better

It would literally be in Danny's top 5 best moments of his life if he wins since he's obviously a big fan of the show, like all homos.

That's precisely why Jack must win. He clearly doesn't give a fuck, probably never watched Big Brother before appearing on it and clearly just did it for the extra cash for his wedding and honeymoon lel.

Speaking of men... loved seeing our Aryan Queen Hallie on Late & Live last Sunday. Between the sheboons and Yinrun she was unironically the prettiest woman there.

cater your entire show to a very specific subgroup

pikachuface when viewership drops because its intensely predictable

WAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *shits pants*

it will probably surprise you but he said he's a big bb fan

Remember Jojo telling Danny that being around him made her feel queer?

Literally grooming and social contagion in real time and yet people are still gonna bury their heads lol

Mickey brought a big boost and JoJo and Chris has stirred some talk in Murica

Supposedly Jack is actually a Big Brother superfan

Nigga I'm pretty sure Jojo was groomed way before she entered the house.

Jack wins

Holy shit!

YES HAHAHAHAHA

WE DID IT BROS!!!

Happy jack won. But you guys realise he's on corrie, ITV viewers literally watch him for an hour before BB every night. lol. Jack betters are eating well if you took my advice. Thanks all

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT BOYS
LIVE AUDIENCE BTFO

DAY OF THE ROPE FOR THE HOMOS

VIBE SHIFT IN FULL EFFECT

STRAIGHT LADS, WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

FAGGOTS BTFO

Anon Babble returns

Jack wins

It was meant to be

He's fucking seething

Was a load of bullshit in the cat task when Ella had only 19 minutes to give a snide remark to all the housemates and she failed because they sussed her out. Like no fucking shit they sussed her out because that's not nearly enough time for it to be done naturally.

Also I just won some money, put bets on him and Trisha on the first night

Wins

First thing he does is start spraying Lynx all over

That's my winner.

This new Dr Who looks a bit less flamboyant than I remember.

No there was an episode where she went off on Trisha too

Not all skinfolk is kinfolk

He is SEETHING

Angellica thing

That was one of those spats where both were wrong. That shit in the morning would fuck me off to no end. Also Angellica crying in the Diary Room after, like bitch you're nearly fucking 50.

Someone tell him trannies aren't women anymore

The eyes give it away

Just realise Danny looks like a Bo Selecta mask

THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES

Holy shit does this fag even realise that Labour is basically the Muslim Party at this point

She kept going on about Ella's crying saying she has issues when Angellica cried just as much. I was an Ella apologist she was on the ball about Chris completely.

something even Amy Winehouse wouldn't be seen dead in

Ok that's based for ITV Big Brother standards

few last sprays of cologne

Oh Chris is a total melt. Millennials didn't invent numales, boomers did. And you can see that shit crystal clear with this cunt.

JACK...

Ye?

YOU HAVE WON

Crazy...

/ourguy/

Just one more spritz kek

Jack's glowing face right in the middle of the screen

POETRY

Everyone else in elaborate outfits

Jack in his usual gear

I verged on voting to save Ella on the night she went because of this constantly being proven right aspect

Wish I had that pic of his dozens of lynx bottles by his bed side.

Chris is very much a millennial thoughbeit

The shit Jojo and Chris did was insane. Wouldn't be surprised if Jojo's already being dumped as we speak. No way would I let her get away with that if I was her partner.

Alpha is a mindset. This miniature man laughing at fag drama sipping double bagged tea is an inspiration.

Didn't cry once

I feel bad for JoJo because I think she genuinely likes Chris and is questioning her sexuality, her identity, all that, but Chris just wanted the TV time and being partnered with the famous American.

shit would be so based
i always thought of ella as just a jealous bitch who's never been ignored in her life but she was bang on about this

...b-based?

Colson didn't win

Got bullied by Levi Roots

Cried

His character is getting killed off in Corrie

Jack wins

Completely unbothered through the whole thing

No emotion

Basically a main character in Corrie, could have died plenty of times but they keep him in

DAVID BROS

Yeah found this out the other week.
On the one hand, kind of shitty. On the other, it's nice he has something that will make the reddit/x queers seethe and dilate

Bros is Jack white?

women kill babies all the time because "MUH CAREER"

omg babe, slayyyy, power to you

guy has a one night stand with a woman

never sees her again

she decides to have his kid anyway

turns out it's retarded

noooooo why don't you want to be involved, reeeeee!

He should move to a country that has no extradition laws and block that slag

WELL DONE PLATTY MY SON

FtM face

Pretty good series, still not near the levels of classic but definitely the best of ITV. Shame Anon Babble was dead for 80% of it. Fave moment was Jojo and Chris pissing in cat litter and the cameras zooming on in the piss. Couldn't believe what I was seeing and sad I couldn't laugh at it with you bros.

wtf where's the schizo black bitch!?

YES
VOTE CHRIS AND JOJO PISSING

Thought it was about par but that was the biggest wtf moment I've seen on bb in a long while

They dropped the ball not having the women be dressed as Julie Newmar for the cat task. You bet you arse I would have subjected myself to Donna in a skintight catsuit if we could have Ella there too.

We can still vote for it together

Now THIS is how you win CBB as a bender. Danny's problem is he was too much of a whiner, that and he can stick his demonic drag shit up his arse.

can't understand Oti's accent

based

milf at work always reminds me of julie newman
she's big into yoga as well which makes it hotter

I wonder if she'll cough again tonight. What is ITV doing letting ebola-ridden fucks into the studio.

This bitch did nothing but whine

Oh shit, with Anon Babble down I forgot to make the Jack P. Shepherd anal voring everyone memes.

How do you even vote for this moment shit

Whoever does AJ's wardrobe has a lot to answer for (to my angry penis)

This is like Brexit all over again

It was very fortunate for her that she ended up going to war with the entire shitskin half of the house. One of the most hilarious instances of the woke eating their own I've ever seen.

In the fifteen minutes that the show has been on, Chris has downed two glasses in the background. I guess the news got to him.

I think Danny was fucked when he took Ella's side and became her bitching partner

couple of per cent in it

literally WE did it

Twitter eating each other because they didn't know who to pick was the highlight of the series

Trisha is pissed out of her mind

Remitly

Total Jeet Death

WINNER RANKINGS:

Jack

POWER GAP

Jordan

David

EVEN BIGGER POWER GAP

Ali

Think Michael's farted

Is Chris a Catholic?

Mickey couldn't make it.

Delightfully devilish, David.

youtube.com/watch?v=V_Q7C43Etc0
Fuck me this slag has barely been out for three days

Honestly thank fuck jojo didn't win look forward to never hearing about her again

Back to Romulus with you

Fuck me, this Lel & Lel is a fucking riot.

Late and Live has been better this year, getting Tiffany on to cause mayhem was the right call

Total Chud Victory

They're all pissed, thats why you need to supply them with strong alcohol every night when they're in there, the truth starts coming out.

they've dug up some shit for once

Lulled them in a false sense of security before verbally eviscerating them

I do sit-down wees.

TEA

I do stand-up poos

me too usually but i don't tell anyone. tend to piss all over the floor otherwise.

Based Jack subverting ITV Big Brother's "spill the tea" yankoid meme shite by actually drinking tea.

If you're having a poo then sit-down wee is only logical, no?

See you all in 6 months. It's been an honour shitposting with you

The legs on that bird in the left corner, cor...

See you all in the autumn, don't think there's any other reality shows in summer. If Anon Babble's still around.

Ella and Angelica filming this

You've literally seen him do this dozens of times over the last few weeks

The one in the wheelchair?

Or June if you're a /lig/ger.

For the last time...

Go fuck yourself, Chesney.

Glad we got back for the last night, /cbb/ makes this show. Until next time lads.