1984

1984

Fuck em

I-Is th-that a chicken under your jacket?! Yes it is, I just saw a claw and part of its beak peaking out! Why on Earth would you bring such a creature into this Kinoplex?

..........Well, Anon Babble?

I hate when they try to be cute and use the lingo, just say "don't throw things in the theater"

Yknow as a 32 YO, this seems something retarded we would want to do as a kid, who gives a fuck about the wagie cleaning up anyway

WORLDSTAR

but for white people

Robertkun..

This busybody behavior intructing people how to act in a screening they paid for honestly makes me want to trash the theatre more.

We already know that that's how all black people think.

oh I'm sorry, did I or did I not pay you money to enter your establishment? do you not pay your janitorial staff with my money to clean? is that not somehow in your business plan? maybe you should have accounted for me throwing my piss jars at the screen you dumb faggot

Jockeybros, they're trying to silence us...

And afterwards be sure to Pokemon Go to the polls

well? want some negro?

ZOOMERS RISE UP

that's not a theater screen

Don't be a hero, Bob.

I'm 100% on team chicken jockey now.

Excellent use of reverse psychology. This will 100% work. Well done Cinejannies.

Pokémon go to the polls was already ten years ago, grandpa. The zoomers this thing in the Op is intended for wouldn’t even understand that reference.

Zoomers are in their mid to late 20s, anon

HONK

Thats it, give me that damn chicken anon

UH OH

LALALAVA

CHCHCHICKEN

ROBERTS LAVA CHICKEN YEAH ITS TASTY AS HELL

OOH SINGLE ANON, NOW YOUR RINGING THE BELL

CRISPY AND JUICY NOW YOUR HAVING A SNACK

OOOH SUPER SPICY ITS A LAVA ATTAAACK

*ding*

Oldest zoomoids are around 24-25.

beresfordresearch.com/age-range-by-generation/

Start throwing motherfuckers out of the cinema if they behave like apes and this shit will stop. Simple

Alphoomers start from 2010

We need to revive theaters!

NO NOT LIKE THAT!

I’m taking my 11 year old to see it this Friday.
I was really hoping we could participate in trashing the theater.
I work offshore so I have not been able to see him until this week when I return.

its going to suck if we cant chimp out. inpmanned to buy 4 giant bags of popcorn. Our local theatre is a Cinemark and they sell the giant bags

Just do it regardless. Quit being a pussy

x.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1911664740536885473
lmao