He's gone. (with 250k) Goodnight Sweet Prince. Time to nominate someone else to go.
/cbb/ Celebrity Big Brother UK - Nomination Day
PREVIOUSLY:
They had a pirate task, but that took a back seat to the shit storm
Mickey said he'd cum in Ella
Got kicked out after being aggressive with Chris
Tensions brewed between other housemates
TONIGHT:
The housemates nominate for the second time
And... IT'S GIVING RULE BREAK in Big Brother fashion
American can't handle the British staring bants
Watching the house eat each other alive after what they did to our boys is gonna be so sweet. God bless Mickey "Your ass will be on the floor in a second!" Rourke and Michael "Torchy the Battery Boy" Fabricant.
They should bring back Michael. Most people didn't vote for him because Jack had the Corrie vote and people wanted to see what Mickie did next (which was leave) I don't think anyone really wanted him out.
Me
24
I do not buy it
That fucking deafo spastic from EastEnders has her own show now
Wow I can't wait to not watch it.
Yo-yo me houseniggers.
Its an Ella turns into a stalker episode
Ella seething about Jojo getting the attention from Chris
Sad!
mfw it's not fish guts
TRISH YOU'RE FUCKING BORING
LMAO
Did Trisha move away from Britain so she could be more of a victim?
Chris doing headstands on Jojo's laundry basket by the end of the week while wanking furiously
BITTER AS FUCK LMAO
Man shows no interest in Ella
Ella: ENEMY FOR LIFE REEEEEEEE
I wish they'd not told us the details of the rule break
what's fucking point in participating at all then ella you boring bitch
Patsy Palmer be like
It should honestly be illegal for someone that grim to be allowed on TV. Same goes for Trisha.
Chris living rent free in Ella's head.
They spoiled a lot yesterday during late and live including the tasks results
250K? Did he only get half for leaving early aye?
Yeah to try and hype for interest post-mickey but they've spoiled the whole of tonight's show outside of nominations
Boo hoo why doesn't Chris lust over me! He's such a piece of shit!
Boo hoo why is Mickey lusting over me! I'm not a piece of meat!
Did Trisha say she got shit from the KKK? In Australia?
Yes
Need somebody to drop a fucking concrete block on Danny Dyer's skull asap, sick of seeing that freak
Based fat basedboy calling Danny Dyer out for being a posh poofter.
JUST GET ME SPAGHETTI HOOPS YOU SLAG
Still would
Spaghetti hoops chad
A man spat in my face and called me the N-word whilst I was holding muh babby
I just want spaghetti hoops
wow he's so quirky
ME WANT SPAGHETTI HOOPS ME WANT SPAGHETTI HOOPS
Any weird shit on the board?
This Ella girl is a nutter
Monster mash
Lol
The jealousy is pathetic
Mad how the best season I've seen in years has imploded with two eviction/removals. Quite like Jojo Homo, Ella is gonna cause drama so that's possibly fun. Trisha would be good for drama if anyone was based enough to call her out but as it is she's just wanking herself off, annoying. Everyone else isn't worth a minute of screentime between them
Two marmites
keep her away from the knife drawer
I'm jealous
Porrage
Who's the closet Haggisnigger in the house.
Chris is playing a clever game by latching on to Jojo, he's 100% doing it so he can pull a James Corden and fuck off to America.
He'll want her friendship and connections.
You do you
I'll do her
Thats the BBUK thing, everyone evicts the best housemates first then complain its boring.
Patsy telling Jack that she should join Corrie and be his wife
He lurked around Mickey on Day 1 and Day 2 as well until he started calling Jojo a fag then he latched onto Jojo
voting Jack again
still haven't seen anything he's done
?
Voted to save Mickey, did my part. Would have voted to save Mikey Fabs if he wasn't against Mickey. They did try to keep it exciting with vote to save, just a fucking disastrous one-two punch
sit down wee
the patrician's choice
Every series seems to have a shit skidder
Glad Patsy got a nom but Angelica is very me me me
Based sit down wee-er
Based Ella nominating the old nigger bitch
Think that's why they're voting for him. Weird boring little babyman
I voted to save Mickey but if I knew he was leaving the day after I'd have switched to Fabricant. Jack will always be safe though due to Corrie backing.
Big downgrade for Platt
Ella is fucking mental
Not bad for a woman with zero tits
This year's Tom
Were you the guy who spat on her and her kid?
If so, I KNEEL
Oh shut the fuck up, Dyke.
I meant more like the comments about the Joker thing from last time too
Jack - 1
Patsy - 2
Trisha - 1
Chris - 1
Ella - 1
Predicting it to be Patsy, Jack, and Trisha
I'm not Jeremy Kyle so no
She's ok I preferred Kylie
The reasons are usually that he's a bit gobby and cheeky which we don't see.
That's an easy one then
Patsy is withering away
ITV have got to protect their employees I reckon
Based Jack nomming Angelica and Ella.
She's alright when she's not talking
Eveyone's clocked Chris already
kek
Based Daley nomming Danny and Chris
"We only need one basic meal a day guys, it's no big deal"
Need me posh sesame oil lad
Trisha 3
Patsy 3
Ella 2
Chris 2
Danny 2
Jack 1
Angelica 1
no comment
Jojo Siwa be like
Trisha's trying to run back the East-West Coast rivalry from the 90s but with Bianca from Eastenders
Holy shit Trisha could actually be evicted tomorrow!
Mad how every fucking season you have reddit women and trannies voting out "PROBLEMATIC" people immediately and then they bitch about how boring it is later because everyone left is using therapy-speak and wanking each other off.
Need Jack to stay since he is obviously winding them up and we're not seeing a lot of it.
Need Ella, Jojo and Chris to stay so Ella fucking loses it.
Need Daley to stay so he gets a bit too comfy and accidentally calls Jojo a dyke
I'd nominate them all if I could
Lol Donna
Surprisingly based Chris nomming Trish for crying Islamophobia at Fabricant
A broken clock is right twice a day, huh.
Chris picking up where Mickey left off on project "straighten out Jojo"
kek she actually thinks she's from new york
We need a channel that just doesn't give a fuck. Think people would eat up a channel showing trashy old school aggro reality shows, midget boxing, new Dirty Sanchez-esque show, Japanese game shows, what have you
he's just escaped the vote on the last nomination
Holy shit Trisha is a fucking schizo.
BYE BYE TRISHA
depressing how far up its own rectum channel 4 has got
I guess all votes to save on Jack, he'll be our new guy.
Who you voting to save?
Jack
Patsy
Trisha
Want Trisha BTFO don't know whether to vote Jack because I'd prefer him to stay the most or Patsy because Jack is probably safe
Who is tiffany pollard again? Was she on an old cbb?
Jack. He's starting to come out of his shell so I'm curious. Patsy I don't care if she stays or go. Get Trisha out she makes everything about her.
Some random American wogress. She was in the "DAVID'S DEAD" year.
I'll get in the bin because its pink
I miss Bear bros...
Also this youtube.com
oh of course
Holy shit Chris Hemsworth at home is so retarded.
Phwoar
Ella saying "that's so funny" but not even laughing.
Needs a cup of piss thrown on her, daft cow.
You'll be ok
What d'you know, faghag.
It exists, it's called Fishtank
Jojo what are you doing
Are they going to fuck or what
how does he do it?
An Evening with Elton John and literally who the fuck
What a waste of airtime
OK well, is Jojo Seewa straight now? He said he'd make her straight.
Mickey Rourke is a prophet
Nearly there. I'd give it 2 more weeks.
Fuck off back to Ukraine you draft-dodging cocksucker
Is AJ in a straight jacket?
I smell trannies in that audience
No they're just British women
Patsy almost jumped out of her skin
You can say that again
Want the milk chocolate princess in the green behind JJ
And what about that one?
BRUTAL MOGGING
me in the blue
Surprisingly based audience poofter not giving a shit about Nelson Mandela
me in the see through
wtf where is Fiona Bruce?
I don't think this is Question Time.
Not racist just don't like 'em.
English rose spotted
After tonight’s episode here are my rankings of the Celebrity Big Brother Housemates #cbb #cbbuk
11. Daley Thompson
I’d rather watch paint dry. Boring, homophobic, abysmal man!!! Get a life. 150k id be asking for a refund!!!
10. Chesney Hawks
The one and only, no wonder cause you’re boring!! Ooh what’s that? A name drop!! Washed up. But yeno what if he takes his kit off he could climb up my list.
9. Trisha Goddard
Gotta say it luvvies, if she never had cancer we’d all be bored SHITLESS! She’s boring, calculated and it’s time for her to go #gettrishaout
8. Donna Preston
Chicken livered shit! Fake as faux furrrrrr! All nicey-nicey, want a cup of tea Chris? How are you Chris? then votes for him? TWO FACED! I thought she’d be more entertaining luvvies!
7. Angellica Bell
Don’t want to say it dawlin’ but she’s dying for a storyline my love and we won’t HAVE it especially not with our Patsy!!! Boring too
6. Ella-Rae Wise
AbysmELLA!!!! She could be LAST! but she is bringing some drama, but she needs to direct it away from Chris. This is not love island AbysmELLA!! P.s. Dan Edgar, I’m single and open (legs, mouth and arms)
5. Danny Beard
Needs to get off the fence. We love you Danny but come on!!! Don’t be so gang handed!!! Talk a walk away from ABYSMELLA!!!
4. Jack P Shepherd
Starting to warm up. Voted AbysmELLA so deserves at least a handy!!! Keep Jack In!!
3. Patsy Palmer
Iconic. Eastenders Legend. They need to put respect on her name and appreciate her rock solid broccoli!!! Also, she needs to bring BIANCA out and eat the girls up!!
2. JoJo Siwa
She’s being herself. She only human. She wants a taste of Chris but luvvies!!! Who doesn’t!!! But she is CAMP, she’s the moment and she’s the most mature in there my loves!!
1. Chris Hughes
He’s an ALLY, he’s a sexy, and he is the moment! He deserves a good sucking after this series, supporting gays, woman and everyone in between! CHRIS to win!! #CBB #BBUL #CBBUK
Fuck off you big eared goblin
Bethany
Lol this bitch faked cancer
Terrible makeup.
Die in a fire, Piers Morgan.
mad jungle
Fucker thinks she's on /imaceleb/.
Me in the see through shirt
Would breed
Fuck me, this bitch is like the black female version of Mickey. Completely in another world.
What is she famous for?
Shit like this. Reality shows.
I don't think he's that fit
Ella is so tsundere
David looks pissed as fuck
Fuck, meant Jack lel
I didn't even question it. He is David to me.
Now I'm not racist, but he's NOT THERE!
Fair dos.
Ugh liek Daley doesn't do anything liek he's not there
Women, stop fucking talking.
Late and Live audience members are always braindead
Ella is such a filthy slag
Phwoar Donna would be quite a squeeze into that French maid outfit
Sometimes they have nice racks though
Too psycho ex for me, put me off her.
Anon, facial expressions only, what do you think of Nikita dodging the draft?
Love me party live streams