Fantastic Four Bros

What happened? Reed Richards is also a cuck it seems

Where does one stick his dick?

Also the hair sucks why did they do it that way?

it's stupid that the surfer is a chick now but at least they kept her naked and visibly feminine, which is why more than I expected from current year Marvel

Reed has been a cuck since the beginning.

wait a minute where is xer's penis

Reed is a cuck in the comics as well, all nerds are cucks

capeslop

grow up

I'll be surprised if it even slightly surpasses the 2005 adaption
Fantastic four will never get a proper adaption on big screen just like the smurfs

Susan has literally never cheated on Reed once in 60 years of comics in 616.
It's a story relegated to writers' non-canon alt universe bullshit fetish comics.

12 days wasn't long enough to kill all the capeshitters

cast an actress whose distinctive features are her curly blonde hair, very blue eyes and pale skin

remove all three by making her a CG silver woman

Why not cast her as Sue?

Even in the Kirby/Lee stuff she's in love with Namor.

Shut up, non-comic reader who gets his comic knowledge through memes and YouTube video essays

even söy redditors are complaining about this shit, especially the horrific miscasting of pedro. It's a shame because I want to like this movie.

Uh huh, yet you won't be able to post a single instance of cheating that's not from Ultimate Marvel or Life Story or whatever else alt universe garbage.

Even in the Kirby/Lee stuff she's in love with Namor.

[citation fucking needed], Namor sexually harassing her is not the same thing as her being in love. What are you, that dork who wrote The Game?

She is slightly conflicted BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED, but it doesn't go anywhere. She also goes to him after Reed puts Franklin in a coma and they almost get divorced, but it's a ruse by Namor to help save their marriage.

MARDI

Short hair on a woman is like 1-in-1,000,000 for actually working
But when it actually hits, woof

why is she laughing? did hawkeye or scarlett widow drop some quips?

She isn't laughing. She's just speaking.

unironically looks good, first MCU movie in probably 4 years I've actually been excited about

She looks very happy at the very least. Perhaps Ant Man is telling her the orange slices joke?

What happened?

These films are made by creatively bankrupt retards trying to figure out what will make the cringey manchildren wet themselves with anticipation. That's all there is to it

Body is sexy but the face is horrendous
Why did they try to make her like a silver human instead of a humanoid?

I think it's dumb that the thunderbolts post credit scene basically spoiled this movie but whatever. Hopefully galactus is cool.

She isn't laughing or happy, she's just speaking an in fact is telling them their planet is marked for extinction.

Sue Storm movie

her and the other marvel girlboss team up to beat galactus

inoffensive cuckhold Reed Richards

inoffensive cuckhold Johnny Storm

female silver surfer

No thanks.

Dude she is in the OP laughing.

anon starts making up imaginary things to get mad at

No, she isn't.

cuck obsessive schizobabble

anyways

I kinda like it

It looks like a toothy grin in the thumbnail you autistic mong. It's probably supposed to be her lips though.

I like it but she's probably written to be off-putting like most of these female characters

would

You try to call other people autistic while steadfastly refusing to believe a still image from a video clip you could view but haven't isn't what your weird kneejerk reaction decided it is?

Tell me about silver surfer why does she wear the grin?

Are we going to get a shot of her ass?

Man I sure have been missing obstinate autistic retards. It's good to be back.

fucking hell there is a seething disney shill ITT

It looks like

in the thumbnail

OH MY PEPE IS THAT A FEMOID? AHHHH IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!

Or....you're just wrong and refusing to back down for no reason.

Her father, brother, uncle and the love of her life got killed by marty byrd

Cute smile

I think a lot of milennial bugmen are hype for this slice of liquid shit. Will be good times mocking their misery here on Anon Babble,org/tv/ when they get let down.

Funny you saying that because now both namor and reed are spics

i hate disney so much v.v;;

MARDI
MARDI FUCKIN BYRD FUCKIN DID THIS?

Fantastic 4 is cursed, it will never work on the big screen.

for some reason they keep trying tho even though they had the sense to give up on Hulk who is even an Avenger

I want to fuck her (rape her) so bad.

Also why her teef look like that?

They only stopped making Hulk movies because Universal owns the movie rights and they haven't allowed Disney to make solo movies for him

oh I didn't know that. that makes more sense bc the new Hulk guy would probably sell well

What happened is that men can no longer have anything in the West, everything has to revolve around women.
Fantastic 4 has to be about Sue Storm and a female Silver Surfer.
Predator has to be about a white girl and a sheboon predator.

Would have been better if she was bald

hell yeah dude

Not her pussy though

the solution is clearly to cry on the internet until male dominance is restored

trying awfully hard

I'm actually surprised they didn't make her bald
was fully expecting her to be bald and barely have any feminine proportions and the only way you'd know it was a woman was by the voice
the fact she has hips and slight breasts is a step in the right direction. would work better bald though

She doesn’t outright fuck another guy but there was a canon comic when she went skinny dipping with Black Panther, they had major sexual tension and she was blushing/ogling him, but they get interrupted.

Years later she admits to Emma she thinks constantly about how hot Black Panther is(in her own words even more than Namor which is “saying something,” according to her).

essentially canon bro’s wife is either thinking about getting railed by the BBC or Big Atlantean Cock while she’s with Reed. Extremely grim

Greetings, faggots. It is nice to be posting among you once again, even if it's about a film I will never see, just like any other film.

I think Marvel was able to wait out the clock and Universal's rights have expired, they just don't want to do a standalone Hulk movie now that Ruffalo is older than dirt

She doesn’t outright fuck another guy but there was a canon comic when she went skinny dipping with Black Panther, they had major sexual tension and she was blushing/ogling him, but they get interrupted.

First, that was Marvel Knights, so not canon, and two, they did not get interrupted, she chooses to leave and return to Reed (who hadn't noticed she was even gone because he was wrapped up in his work) because she's loyal to him.

see my content filter has flagged and hidden half this thread

unhide the comments to see

it's a bunch of faggots arguing about suck shit

never change, Anon Babble

marvel replaces a nude man with a nude woman

Anon Babble seethes

When did this board become so homosexual?

you waited two weeks for this garbage site to come back only to be immediately greeted by shills

How's it feel, big guy?

The solution is South Korea.
I don't have to try at all, I just spend my money elsewhere and laugh when they lose money.
It would have looked better bald but you wouldn't absolutely, positively know it's a woman.

The cope amongst normies is that this is an alternate universe and not 616 so Norin Radd will be the surfer in the real MCU.

Would be funny if she has giant silver boobies hahaha

bump

When they cast a female lady I figured they’d go for some androgynous 1970s David Bowie looking silver hermaphrodite alien thing

extremely soulful rendition of the thing

every other member of the main cast is either a miscast or ugly

incels

REEEEE A WOMEN AHHHHH IM BEING WHITE GENOCIDED

me

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOGA

I'm willing to give it a shot
Pedro looks way better than I was expecting, they somehow slimmed out his face which is great since he's looked like a bloated alcoholic for almost a decade now plus the hair and make up are doing heavy lifting
Kirby looks more like how she did in MI Fallout than her normal look which is a good thing but she's still borderline too old. haven't seen enough of Johnny to make a determination and I don't trust random bullshit quips from press junkets

MARDI

Hair is shit and eyes are shit. I'm ok with the small tits since the actress is small in real life but still feminine.

I don't think they could have picked a worse design

based

How about she is a fridge shape and bald?

We haven't been able to control the narrative on this for over a week. I need everyone here to get on this and go contact our team of youtubers. We need everyone talking about chrome titties not being big enough asap.

Modern capeshit is intended for a female audience. It would be less embarrassing for a man to watch chick flicks.

learned a long time ago that people here just want to complain and bitch
same reason why Anon Babble has gotten virtually every flop call wrong for the past 3 years except for Snow White

she looks like someone took a lowpoly model off a website, and just kept smoothing it until it lost all definition

Anon Babble correctly called the marvels and captain falcon as bombs

Broken clocks, anon. They claimed Barbie and Black Panther would bomb too.

What happened

Same thing that always happens whenever someone tries to adapt the Fantastic 4

Minecraft, Barbie, Oppenheimer, and Dune II were spammed here for weeks as being flops
this board can't predict for shit and just wants to whine and shit over niggers and women in movies

180 million budget

414 million box office

Captain America was in no way a flop.

Silver Surfergirl should have been BALD

She's all grown up now, it seems.

Hair

Ruined. I mean, beside being a woman.

Reed is a spic now

I shan't be watching

God I'm old

What is marketing ?

What is theatre cut ?

Short hair on a woman is like 1-in-1,000,000 for actually working

its actually very easy to understand, if shes good looking everything suits a woman

I'm shocked at how bad the CGI for Silver Surfer is compared even to the 2007 movie. More shocking of all is that there are people defending it saying it'll get updated in the actual release. Did people forget about Modok and the floating head in the Thor movie? Do you really want movies to be treated like video games that get updates while running in theaters? I'm sure we didn't like that when they did it with Cats but now we are okay with it in the modern era?

alt universe

Still happened in comics, it doesn't matter it didn't happen in your favorite canon.

Okay, fuck this shit.

That's sexy as hell.

MARDY

make female silver surfer

give her non-distinct tits

What a waste. Might as well have made her male then.

It retracts.

The Lee-Kirby run developed the love triangle during the arley issues, dropping it as a plot when Sue decides to marry Reed.

SS is a supporting character in the film

Same, I expected a silver coloured suit with collar and all. The visibility of the hips/glute is amazing considering it's Marvel/Disney

Even then, MK4 has to this day been pretty much ignored by editorial, and no writer has ever recognized the T'Challa thing. Even 1234 left more of an impact by being the first work to imply Reed is autistic, which has become a core character trait during the last two decades.

All the discourse has shown how most people only have the crappy '00s films as their gospel for FF.

that's exactly what I was expecting, her looking like she was wearing a leotard with a cape so you could never see a hint of her butt, or an entirely androgynous featureless twink with a feminine voice

Love him or hate him, the trailer pretty much suggests they listened to him.

youtube.com/watch?v=gB6fEpaD2e0

It's not superheroes, it's way out there science fiction about a family that loves each other.

Hopefully it's not just trailer distortion.

It's not superheroes, it's way out there science fiction about a family that loves each other.

Sadly normies don't get it since most people haven't read FF. One guy was even complaining about having Sue's pregnancy as a big focus in the film. You know, in a film about family relationships.

What's so funny space-woman?
also

come back to Anon Babble

capeshit thread

the first 2 replies are LLMs

the replies to those posts are LLMs

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What a stupid way of thinking. You can write anything in "alt universe" shit. You don't get to pretend it's actually a part of the story.

Mister Fantastic doing his part to crash the franchise with no survivors. One would think after Snow White Disney would have their actors on a short leash.

The leaks were real. Reed is a cuck. Sue is the boss. I mean comic book Reed still has autism, but not the beta one autism. The turbo dominant autism.
The body language shows his as a pussy. Painful to watch the trailer.

Sue has always been more assertive than Reed.

makes up bullshit about bullshit

Never happened you fucking retard. Ive read the first 200 numbers, and modern ones and it never ever happened. Reed is 100% in charge at all times. He sends Sue to the fucking kitchen when he likes it. He manages the money of every member and when he lost timing the market they had to make movies to recover his loses. He decides everything and is quite and argument more often than not.

Not really. Everytime Sue opens her fucking mouth Reed is looking scared to her, like if it was his mother talking to the manager or a teacher. Watch the trailer again. I understand you not getting body language if you are actual autistic, but trust me, thats what his body language says. Sue speaks, Reeds listens.The fact Sue adresses the Silver surfer should tell you about. COmic book richard would never allow that shit.

It's....THE BODY LANGUAGE! HE'S LIKE....SCARED AND STUFF!

What a projecting weirdo