Here's your new Snape bro

I wonder if harry potter is big enough that thisll still be a hit if they'll make it so woke even fans will reject it like rings of power

sRape?

ZAP MOTHERFUCKER

majority of its fanbase are some part of the LGBBQ123^+ community and they already have a massive hate boner for Rowling.
The rest might watch it out of morbid curiousity

The Harry Potter fanbase is ultra cucked compared to the LOTR fanbase. They will eat it like retards

NIGGERIUS SNEEPE

It just occurred to me the other day that "Defense against the Dark Arts" is just a "How to do the Dark Arts" class in disguise

people keep talking about black snape but sub 6ft hagrid is really crazy

James, Lupin, Sirius, and Pettigrew are KKK

They can do forced perspective and other tricks to make Hagrid look bigger. That’s the least of this show’s problems.

Branding, like how there used to be a Ministry of War but now it's called the Ministry of Defense. Sounds less threatening

you dumbass, they'll just have a pajeet VFX form lazily CGI him bigger

Wesley Snapes

Harrys mommy got BLACKED

k-kino...

WHERE DA WITCH WIMMINZ?

rowling will openly approve it and you chuds will cope and seethe and pretend she was "forced" to say that even though nobody forced her to stop making le based transphobic remarks. calling it.

this dude is perfect for kingsley and they casted him as snape

Rowling already said she regrets not making Harry Potter more diverse while she was writing it. She’s a leftist on all issues except trans.

casted

cast is already a verb you retard

way too sexy to be snape, should have cast him as lockhart

Potter have you and your friends been stealing from my store room to brew fentanyl again?

here's your new Snape bro

I'm pretty surprise that they pick this dude over benedict cumberbatch and adam driver

Man, i wish i had the "i love your shot but i fucking hate you" fanbase of my own. So i could tease them as much as i want without them leaving.

Gives a role of the most cucked man known in history, the man who had to secretly raise someone else's son because the woman he loved got plapped by his bully, to a black man

This is not the win they think it is

It's okay everybody, woke is dead.

Why can't they atleast let 2 decades pass before they make a fucking remake?

jk is a weird woke. she love black, bi and gay but she really hate asian and trans

His patronus is a chicken

Asian women make white women seethe

where does she fall on the paki question?

Robbie coltrane was below 6 feet retard

SNIZAPE IN THE HIZZYWIZZY CHUUUUUHCH SKRRRRRRR WHOO!

she really hate asian

wtf is this made up shit now?
quick internet search says you're wrong

Alan rickman was a sex icon, retard

No it's just the american style progressivism, where "diversity = black" and nobody else

She was posting about grooming gangs a few months ago so I'm guessing she doesn't like them

Neoliberals in a nutshell

She just hates trannies. Don't push your yellow fever meme on her.

the exaggerated swagger of a slytherin male

Paul Whitehouse, Nick Frost, McTeer, and Lithgow if you don't care about him being American, are all really decent castings.
I will simply not be watching this however because of Black Snape. It's a disgrace. He could actually be a decent actor with the chops to pull off the character, but Snape is such a profoundly visually described character in the books who communicates by his ashen, ghoulish, menacing figure... and it's not even worth describing. It's obvious to anyone why nigerian snape is fucking outlandishly retarded, it's comical. It's like a sketch on a comedy show skewering the ridiculous state of the media.

It's like a sketch on a comedy show skewering the ridiculous state of the media.

They should make him say something voodoo shit while wearing a one of those circle disk in his lip. They should also make him eat albino people for magical powers.

How do i cope with being part of a race that is synonym of civilization collapse?

Yo pottah, u lil crackkka. What's tha difference between watermelon and fried chicken?

No, she hates men

You do realise they only did this because people were fine with Black Valaryons in HOTD, right? That was just as retarded and no one gave a shit once the series actually came out. In fact, people praised that casting choice, even on Anon Babble lmao. The success of that series gave them the confidence to do this.

No, they won't. The old cast is already iconic even to the youngest fans. They're not just gonna accept a bunch of new people in those roles, no matter what skin color they have.

One of my ex gfs was really into this shit and we went to a BOOK STORE the night when one of the last books was being released
I saw first hand what a crowd of Plopper fans looks like and they'll watch whatever faggot show HBO puts out lol

You did it anon, you memed bullshit so much back in 2010, and now the world itself is an sjw parody.

Someone seriously looked at snape and said "Yes, a black actor that looks like a rapper would be perfect for the role of goth, pale teacher with dark thoughts".

Could you please stop acting like this is such a big dilemma?

As long as they cast white Hermione as conventionally attractive, the new adaptation will be fine.

Who is this even for? Literally nobody asked for a new adaptation of Harry Potter, and the spinoff series they tried a few years ago already failed. This is completely dead on arrival.

Was thinking the same thing then I remembered

Me, the original films leave a lot to be desired....

You realize that anyone and everyone was reading those books at that time right?

anon forgot completely our entertainment industry is based on remakes

because no one can write new appealing shit anymore

They just have to bait people into watching a progressive version of every old media, and if said old media is already progressive then it's double the progress (and gayer the slop).

I wasn't obviously
Just took my gf because she offered to blow me or something probably

I think not even felton want to comeback to this shit anymore...

Damn you’re cool

I probably would've watched it if the casting was good. Now that I know that it is not I will avoid.

the existence of Asians which are successful non whites shows that non white countries don't actually have an excuse for being poor shitholes.

Did she delivered?

Dat nigga looks fruity

black man gets cast as a traditionally white character

Anon Babble exclusively makes black American jokes about him

He was born in London, parents from Ghana, at least get some more accurate stereotypes instead of making everything revolve around America

Not trying to be cool faggot, just trying to think of something that would have got me to do that
can't remember, she was one of the more whorish women I've dated so she might have blown me in that bathroom bookstore lol (nah woulda remembered that)

There is more distant ancestry between blacks and every other race, it would be more correct to talk about blacks and non-blacks.

While he's not pale, it is possible to make a black guy look greasy and sallow. Remember Jamie Foxx as Electro in that shitty Spiderman movie from 2013? If they give the actor a shit ton of make-up, it could work, even if it will be cringe.

Chuds aren't exactly intelligent. They go on and on about how jews aren't white, but somehow all black people are literally the same.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Samefag.

enlighten us then, O wise one.
Make some black Londoner stereotype jokes

What the fuck were they thinking? Literally the first casting choice announced and the show is already ruined beyond repair lol. So fucking stupid, I still can't/don't believe it's actually true.

souless

Black Snape.

This is the worst thing to happen to Harry Potter since that guy died from a shitter falling on him in the West End

Anything after the movies is not worth watching.

blud

peng

knifing

I dunno, just something other than watermelon/fried chicken/shooting/whatever, you know, the common black American stereotypes.

Who is this even for?

Children and not 30+ tumblr trannypedos. You'll eat this slop up like the goodgoy faggot you are though. No amount of cope like "I'm hate watching it for le memes" is going to change that either as engagement is all that matters in the streaming era.
Yeah and only the biggest faggots kept it as their personality
Like you and the other childless leftist soillennials kek

Fuck it I hope they make Draco black too, and Voldemort. Make all the Slytherins black and change the Slytherin mascot to a chimpanzee smoking a blunt, the colours can be green and purple.

You could certainly make a serialization of the book series and make trillions of dollars while doing it simply by having a basic level of competency and desire to stick to the material. They're making most of the new cast niggers so you already know they've chosen the other route. That's how mentally gone they are.

To be fair, no matter what they did you'd never find a better Snape than Alan Rickman

Calling it now they'll make it so Harry's mom was in love with him and Harry's dad "stole" her with magicm

Was it ever explained why the teacher of that class was always a fraud?

What about AI-an Rickman

why would they do that?
I'm starting to think i should put some money on Hermione being an Indian at this point

black

Remember, if you disagree with this casting choice you are agreeing with the redditors.

Massa Potta

POTTAH, SIT YO ASS DOWN

This! We need to be anti-mainstream and support blackwashed characters! Thanks FBI agent!

They should speak like those black guys from AFTV
those nigas are hilarious

The first film is 20+ years old, Anonus.

Yeah, but the last one was released in 2011.

people praised that casting choice, even on Anon Babble lmao

cool headcanon

snivellus being a nigger is hilarious

it only offends femcels who want to romanticize him. It's completely fitting for the middle aged virgin who still lusts after lily evans to be a nog

The series season 1 is only going to be the first film. So they technically are remaking a 20 year old film. By the time they get to remaking the final few ones, they'll probably be 20 years old too

This shit won't last 4 seasons

Point is the franchise as a whole should be older than 20 years, ideally older than 30 years.

You were the Half-Blood Prince, not a Full Negro Kangz n sheeit!

It was said that you would teach us Defense Against the Dark Arts, not become a darkie!

at the rate it takes streaming services to produce
harry, hermione and ron actors will be 30 by the time they reach deathly hallows

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Imagine thinking they could even last 8 movies with nowdays slop production. The first flop they get makes hollywood pull the plug.

Zest ah Snape

teaches Defence Against the Hard Rs

Some vague curse that voldy put on the position because he was seething about not getting the job himself.

LOTR fans didn’t do shit about black Aragorn or black elves and dwarves. At least the Harry Potter fan base has purged the more insane woke fans because Rowling became based.

Old white women feel threatened by Asian women because they know they're the only real competition for the affection of White men. I wish I had that photo saved of White Karen's on Facebook absolutely seething over a young, cute Asian volleyball player and trying to tear her down

she has literally no issues with asians and even wrote in an asian girl romantic interest for harry. you fags are trying way too hard to force this meme

Westeros is a completely made up fantasy land, at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter if a few characters get race swapped from the books. Harry Potter is explicitly set in 1990s Britain, any character old enough to be a school teacher really shouldn't be Black, statistically speaking. Especially when you consider what a tiny minority Wizards are supposed to be

Reminder that all the pottertranny threads are genuine marketing threads. They are exempt from every rule the rest of us have to follow
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They're not treating each film like that.

Love how you're running with this narrative on a board that has a literal meltdown everytime they see a white female with another race male.

*turns wand sideways*
Wanna try that again, potta?

Especially when you consider what a tiny minority Wizards are supposed to be

First, you're forgetting the fact that Hogwarts drafts top wizards from all over the world. Second, you're forgetting that Black wizards are naturally more talented, due to their fast-twitch magic fibers. If Hogwarts were a meritocracy, the faculty and student body would be almost completely black, like an NBA team, but unfortunately they still have maximum quotas due to institutional racism. Black Snape didn't get into Hogwarts as a simping "legacy" like Potter or Draco, he literally had to be the best of the best. And now that he's finally in, like a magical Tiger Woods, white fragility will be revealed and the dominoes will start to fall.

How can it be "my new Snape" when I refuse to accept him as Snape, refuse to watch the show and refuse to accept its existence as 'canon'?

Yellowfevercels are cringe.
Kys

not only is that picture 15 years old, but the girl they're seething over is central asian and muslim
what a waste of digits