Real estate kinos?
Real estate kinos?
The Big Short
Gary Busey married an asian woman?
I just bought a house and will be moving in soon, but the current owner has requested to remain in the house for a while longer. I don't want this because I want to start renovating and the dates in the contract are very clear.
How do I make sure this guy isn't hiding somewhere in the walls or elesewhere when I move in?
Fumigate
Ask me how I know this is in Australia
kinos about it being so over?
what a fuck ugly house
but the current owner has requested to remain in the house for a while longer
I don't want this
Tell them no?
these new australian shoebox houses being built are literally worth 100 grand and they are sold for 2 mil. shit's mental
It's even worse because most people aren't outright buying houses anymore, it's mostly rental which the prices are absolutely fucked, and landlords can raise the price as they please and you either accept the new price or get kicked out
Tell me about it. My rent just keeps getting raised every year and I have no choice but to agree to it because I'm not even willing to risk having to compete for another rental in a market with less than 1% vacancy. If my landlords decide to kick me out so then can sell the property I'm fucked. I'd probably have to move in with my mother.
he is an absolute disgrace not winning against billy mitchel, but the judge was based and fair
tfw you know it's australia just from seeing the brick work on the right
housing is too expe-
Parasite
Van-lifer here, already gave up owning a home. Fuck this shit.
terminally online pasty white guy
has yellowfever
Ha! classic
What a nightmare!
comfy
You know what must be done.
aussies still haven't strung up their politicians over this blatant bastardization of their country
why does that house look like 2 bedroom apartment?
Property Bros. sex tape
Why not get an RV?
Why not fellate me?
The platinum blonde bloke and his Asian woife?
Silly bitchell
hapa mutt is already addicted to gayms
the making of another supreme gentleman
wtf I like gary busey now?
Kek, my thoughts exactly
Not a fan of these rvs, they're too long which is bad for mileage and sometimes a challenge for parking. Also kinda bad to drive around on unpaved road.
You can fit so many missing persons into these bad boys
Why do they not just build more houses?
Why couldn't he simply not stop defaming Based Billy?
that's why they're called Ausissies
biggest limp wristed pussies on the planet
pay the king
Need to go to gym everytime you want to piss or shit or shower
Indialife you mean
Muh neighborhood character
Dracula
broken hill is a fucken shithole lads, you couldn't pay me 100k to live there
guys you misunderstood the thinly veiled topic. it was supposed to be a thread about youtuber speedrunner karl jobst losing a defamation lawsuit to donkey kong record holder and alleged cheater billy mitchell, not about australia being filled with racemixing chinks
Glengarry Glen Ross or however you spell it, thats the best real estate film
Also Jobst can get pwned
If the contract is set he doesn't have any legal way to stay. If he's there when you show up just call the cops if he wont leave. This isn't a squatting situation, he legally gave up his right to be in the house. Don't let him try and talk you into anything, if you insist on being retarded make sure you get the contract modified and have him pay for your family to be put into a hotel.
If you let him stay on your own he can try to claim squatters rights.
You marry him and make him your boywife
I'm lucky enough to be upper middle class and been able to save for a deposit, so I could buy a townhouse in Melbourne within the year. Part of me wants to buy *something* but the other part of me wants to travel, but then yet another part of me is horrified of the idea of running a home or renting it out after I briefly lived with someone who was genuinely awful.
Not bragging or anything, just lost and confused staring down a big life decision and loathe the entire situation.
the shitty architecture?
in my experience, real estate agents are little better than used car salesmen. a very scummy bunch.
Charge him rent until he leaves.
Our current government promised to as a core part of their previous election promises. Over two years they bought 400 existing homes and did not build a single house. Not one.
Somehow that cost the taxpayers $10 billion.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING VIDEO KARL
YOU PROMISED A VIDEO KARL
its all only going to get more expensive, if you want to buy eventually you may as well do it now.
Piss, i do that in the van.
Shower - fitness first but i have an indoor shower. Barely use it.
Shit i usually do that innawoods and just bury it. I do have a toilet but i don't like shitting in there since i don't want to fill up my black tank (disposing it is terrible).
let me guess, you need more?
tell him he can get a tent and stay in the backyard but can't be inside the building
DO NOT LET HIM STAY AFTER THE CLOSING DATE
if you do, you have entered into a tenant/landlord agreement and he can refuse to leave, and then you have to evict him, and this can take months and months
closing date = take possession and enjoy your new home