Chicken Jockey

This is going too far and needs to stop. How can Zoomers think its okay to behave like this? It's not funny.

Jannies and redditors seething. Holy based

You could hoover that in 5 minutes. Chicken Jockey is worth it for the memories

Brown

Its called a vacuum cleaner. Theaters should look into them

Sociopathic generation who grew up with social media act like sociopaths??? Who could have forseen this??

imaging foregoing participation in phenomena of the cultural zeitgeist because of some butthurt janny or seething boomer. in a million years the theater probably won't even exist

I've seen theater wagies cleaning theaters before movies they operate fast AF.

It shouldn't matter if there's one piece of popcorn or a dozen - they all get swept up in the same stroke.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! Has nobody cleaned before?!

That sounds like the theater's fault for not just making a designated chicken jockey room where they house all the proles and make them sit in their own filth and wait until the end to clean up after them all.

The director already said if you complain about this you're an old bigot.

CLEAN IT UP

one little box of popcorn partially spilled on the floor

I'm lazy as hell and even I could get that cleaned up in under 30min...

I worked at a movie theater about 15 years ago. this isnt anything new; people are messy and its a terrible job

what chicken exactly? all I see is popcorn

I paint bridges for a living. I just got done painting “The L” in Philadelphia. I spent a year and a half having to spend 12+ hours a day six days a week busting my fucking ass while constantly surround by all that nightmare fuel you’ve seen on those Kensington street corner cameras.

I don’t care

Is it a nice L at least?

your job sounds kino

clean it up tradie

Fuck no.

Depends entirely on what they have you doing.

gives new meaning to taking an "L"

Good give Philadelphia the shitty L it deserves.

Just call the police and start getting them arrested.

Popcorn was easy to clean. The real bitch is all the spilled drinks in kids movies.

You can’t even tell it’s got a new paint job on it now that it’s done, they just covered it in tags as soon as it dried

Someone has to invent an aggressive paint, something with aggro nanoparticles that melts any other paint that gets put over it.

wagie paint jockey vs CHAD passion graffitist

35 year old boomer here, but this is like a clean chicken jockey theater in comparison to many. They're pussying out with this post.

can't wait till genAoomers torment zoomers in even worse ways lmao

Are you illiterate? The entire theater.

crowded movie theater gets trashed during kids slop movie.

how could this have happened?!

I cleaned theaters back when the twilight movies were big. Do you have any idea how much shit those girls left everywhere? that was a nightmare

Are there examples of people from other jobs doing this? Like taxi drivers whining about having to drive people around, or barbers complaining that their customers have too much hair?

Like those fucking teenagers weren’t trashing those exact same theaters 5 years ago.

I shat myself at this, then left my boxers behind.

It was so freeing

Clean it up janny

IMG_3861.gif - 250x192, 834.54K

This. When I go to a movie I want to see the post credit scene, but they flip the lights and start vacuuming the second the credits start rolling.

Zoomers

You better don't check the Fifty Shades of Grey theater cleaning experience.

My dog would clean this just fine.

I HAD TO DO MY JOB FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!!!

these people would be traumatised for life if they had to work in fast food during peak hour.

kids and manchildren go crazy

"""news""" reports on kids and manchildren going crazy

other kids and manchildren see this and think "lol let's join in"

retards continue to report, going "nooo, don't do this crazy thing all the kids are doing!"

this encourages them to do it more, just as it has for every generation in documented history

Big brain move there

That’s too much for one dog