Anon, come sit with us!
Anon, come sit with us!
Why is it always women this age with this look who act like this in bars?
What bars do I got to to find them?
Why?
Women supposedly hit their peak horniness in their early 30s
Nature trying to make them pop one more baby out before all the eggs dry up methinks
Sure I'll sit if let me suck on your nipple
Tell me why that wouldnt work
At a certain point romanticism and modesty are replaced by cynicism and practicality.
Sugar gay!
would wouldn't would
Running out of time
Wouldn’t?!
sure i will. but i dont drink or have premarital sex. yes i work out. i play baseball at my private Christian universiy.
Tell that to my wife lol!
I know, I know, she's cheating on me.
Is your wife Asian?
Got that generic woman look.
I'll tell you why it did
peak boomer hours
No. I don't actually have a wife.
You're correct; that joke made me laugh so I thought I'd share it.
nearest one is a literal succubus, you can see it in her eyes
wew lad
wat
that's dakota johnson and she's taken......by me
I bet dakota would let you suck on both if you asked her
what the fuck is this shit
it's a milleniboom board, you're just zoomin' in it
So what's gonna impress them the most, political analyses? Compliments? Jokes?
Jokes.
Jokes. Always jokes. Don’t ever discuss serious shit with women outside of work
this would be my response too, seems fishy like theyre gonna try something on me
Ask them if they like art and then show them some of your paintings(the paintings are actually the work of Adolf Hitler)
Algrenmaxxing
Tell them about your 8" cock and massage hobby.
I do that all the time and i thought they got a little impressed. They looked my way and seemed mildly interested
What type of jokes btw? I imagine it's over if you cross the arbitrary line into politically incorrect edginess.
What type of jokes btw?
I don't know. I'm not funny. I just know being funny works with women.
Ok class, pair up for this group acitivity.
Wat do bros?
What are they studying?
Middle one is like an idealised version of a Latin/Med woman from the Platonic realm. She was so hot in the first part of Hit Man with the long hair, I wonder if she's had any work done. Fuck that fat lucky bastard Momoa for landing her.
Those three should be included in the sequel of pic related.
How does Dakota keep getting hotter every year?
By hiding her giant forehead with bangs
It's really not that big to be a bad thing
Isn't that the guy that groped Moner in public when she was a child?
No
these guys are wrong btw. what they actually mean is 'be charismatic and don't give them the ick'. don't actually start telling them jokes like a clown or stand up
come
AHHHHHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOMMMMIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG
Y-you too...
But would you be able to come three times for all of them.
I actually think I would
I would be done after the second time so one of them would have remained unsatisfied.
that's not actually necessary anon.
Mines not but i wish she was.
It's NaTAsha
Kino film btw
Why not, they invited me after all and I would not want to disappoint them.
I'd yell "lookin good ladies!" and then walk past them.
Groovy