Im thinkin bout those beans
Im thinkin bout those beans
throws away life on easy mode to go die in the woods epic style
Is this kino? Is there actual survival stuff in it or is it shit like every other similar movie
The woods were just a backdrop to him, he was a proto instagrammer instead of someone who enjoyed the outdoors
The more I learn about this asshole, the more I'm glad he's dead.
is that based, or...?
Why didnt he just have his wealthy family fly in beans once every 3 months for him?
He was a LARPer. He had no fucking clue about living in the woods or how to survive in Alaska.
Jeans
Cotton shirt
Axes are cheating
What more is there to know? Alaska is my bitch
This nigga eating beans
How NPC brained does one have to be to not think to walk along the river if you cant cross it at one spot. He was already lost as is
epic style
I don't think shitting and vomiting to death is very epic, anon.
16 year old KStew HNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH
I was really surprised how much more nuanced and evenhanded the book was at explaining his naivete and delving into his character flaws. The dude wasn't just a clueless larper, he was also an arrogant proto-neckbeard jackass who shunned his family and ruined any friendship he ever had for not living up to his impossible ideals. I haven
t seen the whole movie but it seems like it just straight up glorifies him.
Sigma male leaves society and lives and dies in the woods on his own terms
this makes the basedboys on Anon Babble seethe from their mothers' basements
99.9% of wilderness deaths occur within 10 miles of a mcdonalds
Every McDonald's is built on a leyline.
He comes off like that in the movie too
There was a bridge like a few miles downstream to where he crossed the first time.
I thought he was cozy until he mentioned his cabin got to around 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Then at death's door, he chose to leave and go die in a hospital. :
the movie is total ass
it was half a mile
hemorrages to death because he ate poisonous seeds
his own terms
lol
lmao
This shit is my favourite genre, it pains me that most slapstick nature deaths go undocumented
dood didn't catch one fish the entire time, what an idiot, hey if the river is flowing to fast, you know maybe just walk up river a good 10miles if needed and cross where there is less water, what a idiot
if i went to the north pole and a polar bear ate me, people would just laugh at me. meanwhile this guy is treated like a folk hero of some sorts. fucking blows my mind.
I never realized Sean Penn wrote the screenplay and directed this movie.
He didnt spend $4000 of his wagie bucks on equipment and 300 hours arguing with shut ins on Anon Babble before attempting a 10 mile hike
Was he retarded?
he already looks emaciated and it's been like 3 weeks
Too weak to walk
Correct
like it just straight up glorifies him.
It does no such thing you ADHD riddled faggot.
He was a misguided hero.
Someone post the supertramp pasta
Is this Dick Proenneke slander? He was based and so was his buddy who flew supplies out, that saved him from having to live like a complete caveman. Fuck having no flour or spices to cook with. Mccandless was an absolute faggot and a pussy compared to this guy.
this actor got shitface drunk on amphetamines and alcohol and strangled a female studio executive during a meeting
crazy what happened to his career
Yeah but he was in Speed Racer so I forgive him
No offense to him or his family but this picture makes me want to find out where this dude is buried so I can go desecrate his corpse, what a faggot.
should've fucked Kristen Stewart before he went there
retarded movie about dead retard who died of retardation written and directed by gigantic fucking retard
Checks out
It does thougheverbeit.
It's based because he died doing what he wanted. He was a hero.