Are we excited for ozempic Lizzo and John Hamm this Saturday night?

Are we excited for ozempic Lizzo and John Hamm this Saturday night?

damn that has to be the quintessential, aging socdem guy look.

I hope jon hamm crushes a guys balls with a hammer and lights him on fire

That would be cool

The fat hog n the left is pre-ozempic right?

Don't be a bummer, dude.

I loved Jon Hamm in Corner Office with Sarah Gadon, his career defining role.

And leads him around the frat house with a rope tied around soem dudes balls

No. Idk if you knew this but losing weight —even with ozempic, still is a long process. Here she is pre-ozempic. Reminder, she was a body-positive fat bitch that didn’t feel she needed to lose weight. Fatties are in shambles

Is she going to play the flute

i don't know who likes either of these people. john hamm is for old people and milennials that like salt and pepper. and lizzo is for...???? i don't know who even listens to that shit. i only know her because people make fun of her.

its a bad episode for sure. maybe the clown girl will do something hot or the guitar waifu will make a face. i just don't see this being funny. especially after jack black last week, it was just good solid fun. now we're going back to political gay shit

I get sucked into way too many arguments on Anon Babble with literal retards on Anon Babble apparently

nooo you can’t be positive about being fat

you have to hate yourself like me and be always and openly truthful about every single fault.

I don’t see the point in inflicting misery on others. We all know it’s cope when someone is positive about being obese… but why should I care? Let them be positive about a shitty situation. Wanting to drag someone down to your level always seemed like a kind of weakness to me.

Thanks to the other anon, I now realize you’re subhuman and incapable of understanding what we’re actually talking about here. Have a nice night

Says the fatty cheering the blowing up of electric cars

Both the original post and the reply was pointing out that the hypocrisy is what is being criticized. Twice you have failed to comprehend this extremely simple point. Incredible

all that seethe

Lmao

insults

guy who can’t imagine people existing outside of a single strawman. Likely one of the people without the hardware for true comprehension of theory of mind. Everyone is either like him, or an evil lizard who loves Nancy pelosi and electric vehicles (which are somehow morally evil).

noooo! It’s really the hypocrisy of the strawman I have constructed in my mind, not at all my emotional reaction to anyone who doesn’t care about a celebrities weight. Seething at famous fat people makes me smart! Because I obsess over this low IQ stuff… but like… to hate it… to own the libs.

I’m NTA, that was my first post, but I am so disappointed in you guys. I’ll be the one to tell you this since your fathers didn’t, but seething over fat people coping is pathetic. Pretending you have some high moral duty to correctly call out the truth and scour the world of white social lies is bullshit. You’re acting like gossipy women.

fat fucks: I am proud to be fat! Body positive!

Also fat fucks: OOOH OZEMPIC, I’m skinny now watch my glow up

I would not expect a tranny to have any semblance of self awareness nor possess any concept of nuance.

No I comprehend that, I’m saying you’re a liar. That isn’t your real motivation. Because none of your actions or the fact you’re so emotional match that motivation.

im just like… a truth seeker man. I MUST speak truth to power. But only specifically when I also have a strong emotional reaction to minor conflicts in the thinking of imaginary people on the opposite side of consumerist slop culture wars. That’s where you’ll find the REAL thinkers man… in the trenches… throwing tantrums with other faggots who agree with them 100%. Get emotional, pay attention to the slop as closely as possible, surround yourself with ONLY people who agree with you… be a truth seeker!

you need some fresh air, anon. I say this as a shut-in.

Good point

That's after ozempic? Holy shit.

And I thought that was Johnny Knoxville.

Okay downie, let’s get you back to bed. I hear baseball is playing right now. But since you’ve backtracked after realizing what everyone was talking about, it’s also true that fat fucks should be shamed

Only if she gonna bring that 2000 year old flute up her ass, finna get my boi Fellatrix to be all over that

The medication Semaglutide goes by the brand name Wegovy® if it's used for weight loss, and Ozempic® if it's used to manage diabetes.

she sold out to pharma?

Is Lizzo a play on Fatso?

Is this the thread?

told everyone grotesque obesity was peak beauty

admitted she has mental health issues

losing weight made her more agile

still won't admit a gross fatfuk is more limited in movement

Is this the official watch party thread?

Idiot op fucks up the liive thread once again.

Why do you keep doing this?

Mike Myers will show up as Elon. trust me.

it's a meta cold open

Again with the Za Warudo Donarudo

Yea of course if there's one thing SNL loves to do it's run jokes into the ground.

Imagine watching present day SNL. No excuse unless you know one of the cast members personally. It's some of the shittiest comedy and most subversive media ever aired.

What the fuck

Shermbros we beating off GOOD tonite after that opener

How can I get a doctor to prescribe me ozympic I'm skinny fat overweight but not obese I'm being 100% serious I don't care about the side effects I'm an old man now

assuming I already don't beat my dick multiple times a day like a redheaded stepchild that just spilled juice on the brand new rug

Hate to waste the effort on a broken thread. OP you suck.

"We really know how to pair them up" ~ Colin Jost

no, u

we're using the other thread this one is shit

Fitting that she's playing one of the moneychangers

Migrate

Which one? this shit is dead

Ayyyyy

what are they shilling for this saturday...nvm im good

I doubt OP intended for this to be the livewatch thread. You guys gotta step up and make them like 20 mins before airtime.

hes saying you did nothing but shit on fat people before ozempic and now your guilt tripping them for using it.

Your sole motivation was and is cruelty.

let's hope that man is himself

Lizzo

More like lezbo

It's more like

Conservatives: lose the weight!

Also conservatives: now kill all blacks!