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Another Day on the Promenade edition

I like trying to find what I referred to as "the trash can aliens" in the background of shots like these.

7of9 + lilbussyboy wesley

fug...

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I created a poll on what is the most UNDERRATED Star Trek. Please vote, and don't just vote for your favorite.

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I can't stand Winn or Wesley so I guess one of the other options. I could just occasionally get a word in over to Kira if Morn stops fucking talking

time for a star trek renaissance

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5 and 8 are the sanest options. 6 is death by snu snu. 4 is you get a full detailled list of Curzon's debaucheries, but also foodpoisoning.

Im picking morn and kira for sure

6. Not even a hard choice.

I'd feel awkward about being in between Bashir and O'Brien because they'd have to talk across me, so I guess if I take your advice and deny myself Kira I could pick the Vulcans' brains

5 no question. Just sit back and listen to them chat. If the talking across got to much I'd ask if one of them wanted to trade seats. There's no downside.

"Chief, with what did you infuse the gum?"

"S C O T C H"

5 or 8.

4. luv Dax, luv Neelix, simple as

holy esl

4. Me and Dax can chill in Neelix's bathwater.

Man... you have the right idea.

3 also by the way i AM a ghost

Nog > Nig

You know, I never used to call my time roaming the mall a "Trek"... WTF was wrong with that show?

You know, I never used to call my time roaming the mall a "Trek"... WTF was wrong with that show?

The knife store—you know exactly the kind of store I'm talking about—was run by a Klingaboo. Pewter bat'leths and all.

Nog and Jog

This means nothing the kikes are still there and they are the problem.

8 so I can sit in silence and don't have to make small talk. Bliss.

An aisle seat would be nice, and I love Kai Winn, but Nelix would talk my ear off (I like him, but I want some peace and quiet), and I would prefer to be as far away from Wesley as possible. A window seat would also be nice, but Morn would talk my ear off too. 2 is still too close to Wesley, plus I assume the bathroom is at the back (top), and I don't know if I want to sit next to the bathroom when there are Klingons on board. So I might still go with 3 and just hope Nelix leaves me alone (but if Wesley kicks my seat, I'm going full Burger King on him). If the bathroom is at the bottom though, I'd probably go 2.

5 is the only logical answer.

6
my body is ready

TAS isn't even on the list so I think it must win by default

Literally me

Lol.

pregame with 4

main dish with 6

after party at 8

morning with 2

What is the most jewish episode of star trek?

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That is not okay. NOT okay.

Crossdressing episode.

Is it true that Gene Roddenberry wanted Troi to have three boobs?

No but he wanted data to have three testicles

what does it mean for latinum to be "gold pressed"?

latinum is a liquid so it's put into gold so it can be exchanged easier

Enterprise by a mile

ENTchads, rise up!

ALLAMARAINE
COUNT TO FOUR
ALLAMARAINE
THEN THREE MORE

Please post any and every 'Riker in the Holodeck' pasta or screengrab you have. I always think I've read them all, then I see a new, more outlandish one that was posted in a thread I missed.