How can this random guy can date this goddess ?

browses TV

Does not who she is

Yeah sure

almost 39

He can have her.

They're looksmatched.

Because he's based

and looks dumber than shit

That's unironically a plus on a woman.

Any questions?

Andrew WK is a cool dude

random guy

you misspelled /ourguy/

No it isn't. Go get a literal 'tard wife then, numbnuts.

Makeup is one of the biggest scams of our society. Think about it: we literally can't see a woman's face unless she wants us to, and it's considered somewhat normal. It's fucking crazy if you ask me.

PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD

Yeah I'm anti-makeup as well.

Women through out the ages love war paint

He was kinda popular in 2002

I meant looking dumb, not being.

The real Andrew WK died and was replaced. They do this stuff all the time and nobody realizes it.

Women are dumb, and if they look dumb it's a negative. What's your point?

I don't think if that was true it was a nefarious replacement. Sounded more like a "here's a personality I made up that anyone could take over if I wanted" and someone else took on the reigns.

>impregnating retarded-looking women so that I end up with retarded-looking sons is a good thing somehow

Insane cope. I’ve noticed unprecedented numbers of men obsessing over FASD-looking female celebrities lately, and I’m convinced it has to be some kind of recession indicator.

Quit being a youth

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

musician

rock star

cool, positive personality

good looking, great hair

Whats the problem here

This

I wish the white big titted pornstars didn't have a horse face like angela white, the only one that is 100% hot is gianna michaels and even her horse face is ugly but in a sexy way

He knows how to get a party started. LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED! LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED!

gianna michaels

Patrician choice

PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD ! PARTY HARD !

As someone who puts in at least 10km a day, and has for going on 500 days, is there a better artists for runners?

Go go go go (fucking running kino)
Party hard
Got to do it
Ready to die
It's time to party
Part til you puke

I'm glad he got the big tiddied jew

what was that old chan with all the cp that had party hard threads every week?

Pushing Drugs
youtu.be/JzZcIKG0bzs

Damnit man, I got to mow the lawn still. I'm getting all pumped up to early.

Its time to go wild anon. Mow the lawn of saturday.
youtu.be/1WbVqS0SWAs

SHE ISBEAUTIFUL

This a literal Looksmatch couple. Kat Kat Dennings just has big tits. That is it. Her face isn't beautiful just average like his face is.

So she wouldn’t be more attractive than him except for the thing that makes her more attractive than him? OK, genius.
Don’t play dumb, you know people value tit size EXTREMELY highly when estimating how attractive a woman is. It’s literally the only reason anyone thinks Sydney Sweeney is hot.

Isn’t he a jew? I always assumed he was, he looks like a jew

Everything I've heard about him says that he's a good, chill guy. Believe it or not, women like that.

Don't think he died. Like someone else said it was a "persona". I feel like he's been very open about this short of saying "Yeah I replaced a guy". I mean it doesn't matter anyways, dude made his own albums under that name and even toured with the old band.

He's fit and has confident chad energy.

I love her so much

jews

Nice eyebrows. The 90's are calling.

tfw no preggo Gianna scenes

would've been uber kino

that pic is from 2008
the time passes anon

me neither.
I remember who Andrew WK is now someone said, but he became famous for absolutely no reason at all and hasn't done anything since.

lucy li

he became famous for absolutely no reason at all

He was hype incarnate during the I Get Wet era.

youtu.be/_JCHHCHyuG0

He’s not a Chad. Being fit doesn’t make you a Chad and Chads don’t become rock musicians, that’s a nerd thing. Gen Z is full of fit nerds that can’t even get a girl to talk to them

long hair and biceps
not a bald wristlet leftist
simple

Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcf4Wyf520A

If you have a law degree, then you k ow that Andrew WK's father wrote one of the most widely used law books of the current era. This guy would always have been able to date beautiful women, even if he never was famous

90's groomed eyebrows >>>> the hairy caterpillars that "modern women" sport

She literally wagged her finger at him on twitter and he ditched his wife and kids in a heartbeat to be with her. Imagine being so hot you have that kind of power over a ROCKSTAR and people STILL say he's super lucky

He's not a typical sensitive rock guy

Weird hairline in that picture, looks like she got plugs

fetal alcohol syndrome

You guys do you I guess

The only person I ever knew who listened to these fags was a ginger manlet who also listened to trap rap.

Gayer than AIDS

Those aren't groomed eyebrows you mongoloid, they're entirely shaved and then redrawn on with a marker. Literally.

She literally wagged her finger at him on twitter and he ditched his wife and kids in a heartbeat to be with her.

I'd do the same desu

wait, is that true? that's fucked up. I

Bullshit. There was 2 years between the divorce and WK meeting Titjew.

Andrew W.K. can't into long-term planning.

Come on now.

Does she escort?

Compare
2002 interview: youtube.com/watch?v=jTB9wj_0GKE

With this 2012 interview: youtube.com/watch?v=4wfJE40znI0

kek, this retard doesnt notice that most people get paler as they get older and spend almost no time outdoors, which also improves their skin somewhat. Plus wealth + better nutrition etc.

People who spend alot of time in the sun, and dont eat well/abuse drugs+alcohol etc, tend to look terrible in their 40s onwards. But this nuance is lost on manchild schizophrenics who live in their parents basement on disability for their entire lives.

Marshal Munhumumwe and Four Brothers
youtube.com/watch?v=HwcZS07GK78

youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ

Classic.

For me it's Gundam Rock.

Had no idea this existed. Honestly everything new thing I learn about him makes me realize he deserves Kat Dennings

He’s CIA.
Look into it.

You me and a whole dozen others. There are dozens of us, DOZENS.

he’s CIA.

what-happened-to-awk.weebly.com/

Literally everyone in the US media is CIA.

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL SHE IS BEAUTIFUL THE GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL

goddess

She looks like a dumpy witch with cow eyes and talks about having sex with blacks all the time on that shitty sitcom

Only Jews pretend she is some sex bomb. Trash compared to any white woman (picrel)

/kike thread

jews pretending their jewesses are attractive

kek now all thse threads make sense

anybody watch shifting gears?

Great hair and nice body

Gallons have been spilled to this one. Mid to late 00 pornstars are a different breed.

she looks terrible

Looking an awful lot like Trachtenberg here. Is this what happens to Jewish women when they lose their supply of adrenochrome?

face?

I don't want Kat to die.....

Hope she does for fucking that retarded piece of shit in the OP. What a dumb slut.

or maybe....JUST maybe, there's a simpler explanation incel: she's getting older.

She's almost 40, you tard. She looks good.

He's a big guy