I like Awkwafina and I don't care who knows

I like Awkwafina and I don't care who knows.

She’s a try hard

With a voice like that, you know she smokes and does butt stuff.

That smoker's voice is very alluring

like her in that reinfield movie. weird name tho. i assume it's pen name

what's happening here

Stupid uggo. Would smash to oblivion, though.

Ancient memes XD

Plenty of artists have nom de plumes taken from overpriced liquid products.
That's called "talent pheno", same as Tom Cruise.

When one eye is more closed or squinting than others in photos, it means she gets face fucked a lot. Some Anon explained it like they lose oxygen to their brain regularly and through their mouth so their eyes will appear wonky. It's bro science but I believe it. Why is it only whores have the eye thing?

She's a bit frump-a-dump, but seems like that neighbor girl that's cool. Would.

Good girl

what is you talmbout

I don't like asians but this ugly cunt just does something for me...I MUST get her pregnant.

Moshi Moshi!

Cheap gook phenotype. You know she's sexually available. Your ancestors were makign them pregnant and then leaving them.

Personality goes a long way.

you just know she exclusively dates white guys and hates herself for it but can't bring herself to find asian men attractive

....anon it's called having a lazy eye

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She takes whatever she can get anon let's be real here

lolno

took me forever to realize the reason she looks so ugly is that her teeth are too big for her face

I like her too. What I dislike is that the roles she's given aren't usually sexual/romantic. She's got an approachable look to her that's attractive.

Not "girl next door", but more like that Chinese food delivery girl that you find cute but you don't make a move on because if she rejects you then you'll be too scared to ever get a Chinese delivery again, so instead you just give keep ordering more and more Chinese and tip her generously and act as friendly as you can with her without crossing a line in the hopes that it'll spark some light conversation and if it happens enough maybe you can pluck up the courage or she'll read between the lines and ask you out instead, but in reality to her you seem like a shut-in weirdo who lives alone and can't cook so lives off deliveries, and she has zero interest in, but who she acts friendly to because you tip her well when she does.

Just give her the *other* tip next time dude *nudge nudge* if you know what I mean *wink wink*.

i'd probably consider myself more than a little lucky if i saw her winking at me from the end of the bar at closing time, but i can't think of literally any other circumstance where i'd be happy to see her or listen to her talk.

I never said that I was actually in that situation, it's just a hypothetical example. But if it were me, I’d probably admire your confidence but not have it in myself to do that. I'd keep ordering from the same place way past the point of reason, hoping that one day she’d maybe notice the slightly excessive tips and the carefully timed eye contact and think, ‘wow, this guy who only speaks in nervous chuckles and always orders extra napkins might actually be kinda sweet.’

But then I'd worry I’m making it weird, so I’d tell myself I should probably start ordering from a different place just to cool off, except then I'd panic that maybe, maybe, she was starting to open up and now she thinks I ghosted her. Worse - what if all the local Chinese delivery community have a group chat and she finds out I’ve been ordering from another restaurant like some two-timing asshole?

Then I’d be stuck wondering if maybe I should place one last order, like a grand romantic gesture, but what if she doesn’t even deliver anymore? What if she’s gone deliver to some one else? What if I missed my shot because I hesitated too long trying to choose between sweet and sour chicken or sesame beef? If I were a Chad I’d have invited her in to eat with me on the third order. Instead, I’m sitting here analyzing the tone of her ‘have a nice day’ like it’s a love letter. But hey, maybe next time. I mean, it would be next time, hypothetically, if that situation were real.

either half oh her looks better than the whole thing lmao

American hapas are so ugly.
Like their moon faces get even larger and rounder.

you will never astroturf this into being widely accepted
because people trust their eyes and ears and repulsion is a natural response

ITT shill is trying to force some chink cunt.