Random bullshit go: The movie

Random bullshit go: The movie

good afternoon. i hate david

I watched it assuming that all the dumb unanswered mystery bullshit came from Lindloff and always wondered if Jon Spaits original script was better
I'm glad he was able to get Dune made and proved Prometheus wasn't his fault

worst of all sequels. Only Alien 1-4 are cannon

Also, the pilot is fucking the other guy!
Also, the ugly chick is fucking the other other guy!
Also, the old creep dude is secretly hiding onboard the ship!
also, the black goo turns you into some other kind of monster!
Also, she's Christian!
We're fucking geniuses, guys!

Ridley should have stopped making movies after Gladiator

4

I keep thinking my DVD cover is faded and then I remember that's really the artwork.

Tekken: the movie

It really felt like they stopped caring about making a movie about halfway through this one

*Kingdom of Heaven

Alien lifecycle got even more complicated after Prometheus

hating Prometheus is one of the most reddit things on this board. fuck off

reddit this reddit that

kys

4 was okay because it was obvious at the time that there was nowhere else to go with the concept and you might as well just let a bunch of wacky directors do their take on it.
Of course that turned out to be wrong because we didn't know the world was going to slide into a toilet back then

This is true, there is a sharp divide between stuff that was in the book and stuff that was made up and the made up stuff is just autistic nonsense

pic attached this movie gave me a headache, it felt even ore

that came out right when I was the target demographic for it and even then myself and everyone at school thought it looked fucking stupid

Bad, but I do like it more than fucking Romulus.

I like Romulus at least on an æsthetic level

I read nearly all of the original script around the time the movie came out.
I don't remeber the specifics, but I do remeber that anything remotely good in the film was in the original script.

Ai Ian Holmes was peak aesthetic.

I will never forgive Ridley for killing her off.

The Girl with the Facehugger Tattoo

she's a masturbator, her right arm is stronger than the left

she's perfect

That's because you're a Jew.

Romulus was as good as original Alien. Top notch story and characters. Weird how woke left does not like it.

Romulus is fucking garbage.

I don’t remember much about the Covenant but didn’t it explain that David pretty much engineers the xenomorph found in alien?

Script by a man who only makes mystery box bullshit as an excuse for his bad writing

Romulus is fucking garbage.

no u. You fell for drinker's memeing. Every fan of original Alien loved Romulus

Is it really as bad as people say? I've only seen snippets of it on TV and it was pretty bad. Seemed really oddly corny, I guess Ridley Scott really did lose his mind like 20 years ago.

Just don't watch anything past 3

prometheus>AvP>Alien>covenant>AvPR>Aliens>Alien 3>resurrection
haven't watched romulus

Prometheus 3? Didn't know that was a thing.

this. don't watch anything past the 3 alien films in chronological order.

Prometheus is Anon Babble, Romulus is Reddit

If I liked Prometheus, does that make me an uncultured swine?

Romulus is promethius 3

muh muh reverse engineered black goo that made it so we can 3d print facehuggers and make an immortality super serum

Holy fuck fuck that fucking gay ass movie romulus

Every fan of original Alien loved Romulus

lolno. Romulus can suck my shits, Alien is masterpiece

Lindelof needs to be blacklisted