Why didn't Aragorn choose her as his wife? She's better than Eowyn in every way

Why didn't Aragorn choose her as his wife? She's better than Eowyn in every way.

because elves don't hit the wall.

There’s a delete scene where she makes a stew and gives some to Aragorn and it tastes really bad so imo this was a major factor, Aragorn could not see himself eating wypipo food for the rest of his life

She's better than Eowyn in every way.

Lol. Lmao. Some random pleb blondie can't compare to the peak phenotype.

This bitch doesn't even know how to fight.

Yoda-toothed hag.

she's fucking trash

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She's better than Eowyn in every way.

lmfao

talking about characters

delirious waifufag with no arguments starts talking about the actresses

Nigger what are you even doing?

hitting elf pussy was a status symbol back in those days

10/10 elven waifu that will never age and remain a 10/10 forever

vs

8/10 normal human woman

Gee I wonder why

Actually, Legolas was supposed to be Aragorn's wife.

no she's not you shit taste fag. arwen mogs her pretty hard

....is this some meme I don't know? That is Eowyn

Why did this guy's career collapse? It seemed to me that in the early 2000s he was everywhere, LOTR, Pirates of the Caribbean, Troy, Kingdom of Heaven, and by the end of the 2000s he suddenly disappeared. His image of Legolas alone sold these films to girls, why didn't everything work out for him later?

Aggressively mediocre. Bitch can't even cook.

You’ve made a type but true, Eowyn is much more badass. Arwen is just some generic Mary Sue elf

hurr durr Arwen is hotter though

Room temp IQ posters

Evony's role is greatly expanded compared to the books. In a good way, she should just be furniture in the plot.

Arwen's role*

Whatever the menials prepare.

I prefer Galadriel.

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Why not both?

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Aragorn is essentially betrothed to Arwen before Two Towers even begins

Objective LOTR girls ranking:

Galadriel > Eowyn > Rosie Cotton > power gap > Arwen

She's too young, Aragorn is like 80yo by the time he meets her

This. Why can't a King have a harem?

Aragorn would live for about another hundred years, but she'd grow old in a few decades

Then it's pedophilia

He can but instead Aragorn decided to leave Eowyn to Faramir. Since Faramir's mother is from Rohan originally, the King obviously knew his main man Faramir cannot resist that straw-blond hair.

Arwen Anon Babbleed Aragorn when he was a wee lad wandering around in Rivendell.
No other woman could ever compete to that awakening.

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Onee-san finally won

y-y-you can't show THAT on a blue board!!!

horse face. looks like a tranny.

She is very cute in the 1980 cartoon.

What about the red-haired elf from The Hobbit?

Maybe he hit his financial goal and now does other things that interest him.

What about the red-haired elf from The Hobbit?

"The Hobbit"? Never heard of that, you just made that up.

elf pussy
also he would outlive her too hard and elves dont hit the wall

peak phenotype

Not even close. kek

Enhance!!

Amazing eyes, truly.

Smug elf

human who will hit the wall in 5 years

elf who will stay young forever

human women simply can't compete

Faramir's mother is from Rohan

She's from Dol Amroth to the west, and might or might not be of Elven descent (depending on how much stock you put in assorted writings).

you are young

she was 31 years old...

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Imagine what Elf women learn to do in the bedroom after existing in their physical prime for thousands of years

She IS Eowyn, you moron.

not. an. elf.

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Liv Tyler has always been an ugly nepo casting

This, however the elf sex-session last a whole week and is so good few humans could survive it more than once (not that they would have a chance, elves wait al least 50 years before having another child). Aragorn only managed to have more than one child because Arwen was a half-elf and chose mortality.

20 years old

little boy

31

She's basically still a child, chuddy!

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What was the relation between Theoden's mother Morwen of Lossornach and lord Forlong of Lossornach?

She's better than Eowyn in every way