AND THEN HE RAPED ME
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
AND THEN HE RAPED ME
Absolute legend. Greatest stand up performance of a generation. Pure genious.
Sing that to this
I got raped. And you know what hurt the most? I JUST dry-cleaned my suit. Being raped - not really my thing. But the suit - now that's just cruel! One of the doctors at the hospital asked me if this was my first time getting raped. Well now, doc, I DO pay rent in Manhattan.
yeah real fucking funny asshole
my sister was raped. not so fucking funny now, huh prick?
Not sure why you'd do that. Did you at least dress as a clown?
So this dude put a gun to my head, and he started RAPING me. And I'm thinking, "Oh no, not right now!" Because I just ate a whole pot of menudo from my friend Ramóncito's mom. It's so good, but it's sooooo bad later on *rubs belly*. This guy is raping me, and all that menudo is about to BLAST OUT. This dude is definitely gonna kill me for it! But I can't stop what's coming! I'm praying to Jesús, oh Dios mío, please save me! And then it all gushed out so hard that it blew my rapist OUT OF THE WINDOW! Dude fell 3 floors! He's paralyzed now; he can't walk no more! And I'm screaming "Oh, thank you El Señor! Thank you Ramóncito's mom!"
Is this a man?
She isn't even saying she was raped. It was some kind of assault at I think a bus stop that was over and quick. This has to be the worst thing to happen in her life since sh'es never let it go and lets it gnaw at her forever.
*roiped mai
women will face zero confrontations of any kind and rarely even criticism, then when they do they remember it for the rest of their lives and constantly seethe over it. its why being mean to them works in courtship. if you're attractive.
I WAS ROIPED
stop laughing...
no seriously, somebody wanted me once
STOP LAUGHING
I hate this stupid bitch so much. No funny, not brave, not powerful. Stupid fucking cunt. If her goal was to challenge toxic masculinity she made is 100x worse by making this special and making herself look like that.
MIN ROIPE ME
I WUZ ROIPED
YEAH?
I DONT TRUST MIN COZ THEY ROIPE ME
I would like to be a silver dollar that she became a lesbo and cut her hair short after this event
i wuz roiped in the sweltering summah loike that kevin nash fella
I'd rather fuck a cactus. Prickle side first. How does someone like this make it so far she gets a Netflix special?
Fuck you, beat me to it
he roiped me
dad's google history
olympic breakdancing lady
the office au
karl jobsts
humiliation ritual the country
Would you?
Yeah I got raped bruh, you should have seen this gigantic colossal BLACK cockzilla too... I mean the size of that thing just wow... I can tell you my girlfriend was defo jealous
she looks like she's in her prime
Radical left-wing politics.
WHERES THE BLOODY JOKES
no *high pitched woman voice*
Not a real Fluffy fan.
I didn't know Kier Starmer was raped.
You don't get to be POTUS of England without taking lots of cock. True fact.
Who would rape this dude?
Now, now, I don’t hate women — no no no. I love women. Big fan.
Some of my best ideas were ruined by women.
You know, I once had this whole dream of becoming a sailor. Never did it. Why? A woman.
She said, “You can’t swim.”
I said, “Well, that’s not very supportive.”
what about you, what happened to you?
you got raped? oh shit dude HAHAHAHAHAHA that fucking sucks dude
read this in Norm's voice kek
madlad the country, more like
Isn't this dude prime minister of England or something?
Dude looks like a laaaaaady
LMAO
I went to a therapist once and I will never go back. Always pay attention to any errant spaces when searching for a therapist.... Man....It can really save your ass...
He raped me... and it felt like a dick
OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Why is your cock in my ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK...A GUY RAPED ME WITH HIS COCK! OH!
a dingo roiped me bay-bee
Where's the jokes?