It’s just…good business

It’s just…good business

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So what was his goal anyway, obviously his character is supposed to be an attack on the Dutch east india company but was it really

I didn't understand how he had white hair yet face looked fairly young.

It's a wig I think they all wore them back them

He's a manlet, that should explain it

he was on his grindset

crush pirates

expand trade routes in a newly safe world

retire wealthy

If not for that weird mass execution scene of random civilians at the beginning of the third movie he was just a very ambitious businessman with reasonable goals

The British were always assholes

murdering, raping, looting pirates...LE GOOD

keeping the seas safe for trade and travel...LE BAD

Make the world smaller, force everyone to work boring desk jobs instead of sailing the high seas

pirates disrupt East India company proto globohomo bottom line

pirates bad

I gave my life.. in service of her majesty… making money for the East India Company controlled by the Rothschild jewish banking dynasty

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The Judeo-Anglo alliance goes back to the French Revolution and even before

25 million Native Americans

Famine kills 80 million Indians

63 million Aboriginal Australians

What's sad is that retards will treat these numbers as absolute truth

All those people that got executed were pirates, hence why they all had a big P branded on their arms

Dutch east india company

English

It was real in my mind sirs

They wore wigs to hide all their STDs from whoremongering

posts like these make me feel completely doomed for society.

I don't think they were. They were regular people living in Port Royal or wherever it was. Tired looking old man, a woman in a long dress, the 7 y/o kid who got everyone singing Hoist the Colors. They were just sympathetic toward pirates

Sorry Saar, but we still haven't found the 100 million Indians killed from the British introducing modern agriculture, germ theory, building transport networks, etc
Maybe it wouldn't have been a bad idea to retain and expand the trade links with Britishers instead of going down the path of Fabian Socialism?

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FUCK THAT IS BRILLIANT
WHAT SOURCE
GET INNNNN

Great movie. Saw it like eight times in theaters when it came out.

I'm not going to tell you otherwise, it's great. Exactly the kind of thing a big budget movie should be.

On stranger tides mogs 3 and 5

YOU CAN DO NOTHING WITHOUT A KEY

keeping the seas safe for trade and travel...LE BAD

Genociding natives for profit...LE GOOD

it's on par with 3 imo
the spaniards are so fucking based and penelope cruz is sexo to the max

I can’t tell if you’re being serious anymore. Dead man’s chest was Shakespearean levels of kino and one of the greatest movies ever made.

Huh? I never said dead man's chest was inferior to the other potc movies that came after it

I know they are essentially 2 halves of the same story, but Dead Man's Chest was borderline filler compared to At World's End. Absolutely fucking everything happens in AWE.

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Barbossa becomes a fucking glowie

Blackbeard is portrayed as a massive pussy

The priest kid adds literally nothing to the plot and just dies

Nah

Now this is just contrarian. 4 is a clear dropoff from the original trilogy.

Absolutely fucking everything happens in AWE

Part of what I love about it. Never been anything like it since.

attack on the Dutch east india company

How are you this stupid and ignorant?

mmmmm you are a company man

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That scene where they begin firing cannons at each other while circling the whirlpool is right up there with the LOTR Rohirrim charge for me. Blockbusters used to have scenes with scale and majesty and heart stirring composition

I want another pirate show. I remember being so excited for pic rel only for it to be like 5 minutes of pirate adventures every episode spliced between an hour of lesbian drama.

fuck what i REALLY need to do, is shoot you all in the back of the head
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
BUT I CAN'T, CAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL

i'd like a small cappucino, two shots please

Depp himself forgot that Sparrow isn't actually a drunk retard as well it seems
youtu.be/OSalvfWhdFA?t=19

might be thinking of a different character or movie but didn't the priest kid get drawn underwater by the mermaid Dagon style (i would go with octopus girl no questions asked to live in the deeps forever)

Priest kid was about to die, mermaid said she was gonna save him somehow with mermaid magic and swam off with him. Though if he wasn't already dead being submerged underwater would have finished him off

Classic angloid, they are inseparable.

LOTR and Pirates and a few others were all part of a single era of Hollywood. They didn't make them like that before or after but everyone who grew up in the era were left with this anything is possible perspective. It's why for so long people got hyped up about live action adaptations of things. "Holy shit we could get another LOTR". That effect on the psyche lasted for a long time before modern Hollywood beat it out of people over the last 5 years or so.

Such a based character

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Don't forget their right hand man who bankrolled and sold the opium.

Why didn't Jack just push Davey out of the bucket thus killing him and immediately shoot becket?

not seeing the second bucket

Get your eyes checked anon, he has contingencies

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