I don't remember this episode of Family Guy

I don't remember this episode of Family Guy

I miss the good old days: in his mind, he was Seth McFarlane, in reality, he was Peter Griffin. It was like pottery.

Do you think he would have raped Megan if he won the Parappa contest and took her to PAX?

aww jeez lois this is worse than that tome i raped your mother

Somehow chris has managed to be free from prison and has a girlfriend now

Is this a new drawing

Chris is so fucking boring now it isn't even funny. He managed to cross the rubicon by raping his own mother and getting thrown into jail and even then he got off with relatively no consequences. The last juicy bit of drama was the alleged pregnancy thing but that turned out to be a nothingburger.

What the fuck is Chris doing in Finland!?

now

He’s been boring ever since he went full blown schizo with the Magichan abd dimensional merge stuff. It’s like listening to a delusional hobo rant

He has a finnish loli gf
But I’m skeptical about how genuine all of it is

I like how in this one, Chris is attacking his old self as Peter in the form of his new trans self. Anyone got the one where he’s stomping his past self’s balls?

Sexually abused-core

I think it’s funny how from his pov he believes there’s any discernible difference other than a blue wig and wearing 4D dimensional jester clothing

Are impressed or disgusted by the speed at which I found this?

I love how he doesn’t understand that that’s still him and nothing changed.

Yeah, well even as a troon he doxxed Megan and is still obsessed with her and doesn’t respect nor understand she doesn’t want anything to do with him and every time he publicly tries to interact with her it just gets her name dragged back into this stuff

No matter what he does, the violence and thrill of hateful assault remains.

Yeah. I guess in his hair it’s the homophobia or whatever he’s proud to get past, but he’s the exact same conniving vengeful dude always looking for the next target to assault and harass. Like a kiwifarms user

was doing some exploring and happened upon his original website
web.archive.org/web/20010526173757/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm

Well, he's a lot less entertaining now, that's a kind of character development, you must give him that.

In his head*

Money to Piss and Burn

kino

This was the only time Chris was right. His brother is a contrarian for attention

What's Christine doing in Finland Anon Babbleros?

It’s all because he grew up with Bob and Barb if he grew up with competent parents who didn’t constantly enable him and tell him everyone else was in the wrong when he dealt with punishment he wouldn’t have been such a menace to everyone he interacted with. I dunno if the 2 years in holding had any effect on changing that but it should have

Read the thread, niggo

pardon my flatulence

Money for my Mom and Sister scratched out to read

MONEY TO PISS AN BURN

Lolol

He's the most documented world citizen on the internet, it can't have been that hard to find.

chris chan is the avatar of the internet and the personification of internet culture and lifestyle.

He has main character syndrome ever since he won that contest

el duende

lmao i love how his brother is a famous movie critic

Not famous

they should have declared him unfit to stand trial or declare him not guilty because of insanity and chuck his ass to a mental hospital for life

Would you make Megan take one for the team, Anon Babble?

Elvis' redemption arc in 1968-1971, only to have it all fall apart

Would Chris even be able to do that to a normal, healthy woman? I mean, even with size difference and all, he still strikes as the kind of person who'd get an heart attack if she opposed the slightest bit of resistance.

Duhhhh Chris Chan's half brother who was abused by Barb should give all his money to Chris and Barb duhhhh

chris has a cute gf now and you don't

xe won

His most famous act was giving Toy Story 3 a bad review

Some have theorised that Chris Chan has unnaturally bad muscle tone, which is apparently a symptom of severe autism, but given that everybody is always ascribing everything about Chris to severe autism (despite him being a high-functioning case), I doubt that's true. He is pathetically weak though, he gets tired out just from walking. But I think if he used his weight to pin her down he could.

ESL award

I think prison would've probably put Chris on the right path considering he still believed in vanilla Christianity

I don’t really care if he becomes schizo so this comes down to would I let Chris rape Megan or Barb. I guess Barb because she seemed like an annoying cunt and would probably rationalize it in some way.

cute

Bruh she’s 30 years old and looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll

No, he thinks his old self was a different spirit who no longer resides within him and he’s just someone inhabitingnthe same body.

You see this belief in the story he wrote as Jenkins Jinkies for the troll forum where he claimed “the ghost of young Christopher Weston Chandler” from before he had his name change haunts the Chandler residence.

declared him unfit to stand trial or declare him not guilty because of insanity and chuck his ass to a mental hospital for life

this kind of thing DOES NOT EXIST in america. i keep seeing people claim it will happen to daniel larson. that shit will NOT be happening, especially to a lolcow

Chris-Chan

has moved from home

is not a virgin

has had a gf

has a drivers license

graduated community college

Does he mog you, Anon Babble? Be honest

If there was a sonichu movie, it would beat minecraft.

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C'mon, now.

Wasn't he basically trolled off of Twitter specifically because he was pissed that no one cared about him outside of being Chris-Chan's brother

at least every two months, chris chan takes $2k international flights to vacation in europe. he most definitely mogs everyone here now

Hollywood execs, if you're lurking...

wtf

He is the main character

I think he would have tried possibly seeing her going on the trip as them dating. He would have backed off when she screamed and defended herself though

he plot armored his way into his mom's dusty old bag

Speaking of plot armor, holy shit, Praetor really did become the glorified anti-heroes of Christory that so many people tried to be.
You watch him now and it's not nearly as entertaining. He's spergy but he's a medicated sperg. They seem to have his finances in order. Got him a finnish GF and a house, and probably plan to get him into a proper group home when this shits over.
It's actually insane, all these failed knights and Chris ends up saved by PT Barnum putting him in the freak show

Tbf they can get Chris money and everyone who tried to help him just gave him advice

the trvke many are not ready to hear: for all their evil deeds the idea guys were based for breaking the hold of the PVCC clique over chris

I think the most impressive thing about Chris-chan's comics is that, over the course of several decades, he shows absolutely no signs of improvement whatsoever. You could pick any comic at random, and there's no telling whether he made it when he was 15 or 40.

I mean, to an extent. The other issue is that Chris's trolls often thought they could just magic him into functioning through tough love, or at least that was the excuse for moments like shittier moments in the later parts of the Liquid saga.
Praetor very consciously acknowledged Chris as being "special" and didn't really attempt that, instead just opting to get Chris on the proper benefits and actually working him to a more stable position

He utterly mogs me on all fronts. My life for the past 15 years have been spent in front of a computer screen with nothing else happening. Chris Chan's life is very exciting comparatively.

When I first started working at a psych ward I didn’t know how bad people could really get mentally and I am talking like they’re not even in the same universe when you try to have a conversation with them. they just didn’t understand that he needed more than advice

for many years the trolls operated under the assumption that "if chris faces some real consequences, like if he goes to prison or something and can't watch cartoons anymore, he'll straighten up and fly right". then he actually went to prison and while he was in prison he integrated the bible into his personal mythos and became convinced that he was the reincarnation of jesus christ. it is beyond clear to anyone and everyone that chris is mentally ill to an extent where he is not even at fault for his own actions and probably never was

The trolls more often than not were just losers who hated Chris because of personal hangups. Their motivations boiled down to "i don't like chris because he's racist/doesn't treat women right/lives at home rent-free while i have to slave away at a job i hate"

What is this shit called, functional retardation? I don't understand how someone can be so obviously fucked up yet seem to live normally and even successfully at the same time. Where does he even make money? Is it all from sonichu pendants or does he have an actual job?

Yeah pretty much. At the end of the day they were just kicking around a retard and it’s not even funny or interesting when I think back to it. I was watching the documentary and just had to turn it off when it became nothing more than Chris thinks he has a girlfriend and is recorded fucking things or shoving something in his ass for the umpteenth time. It’s just sad. I also think the losers who initially posted him should have been looked into.

She's his handler pretending to be a gf so he's More likely to obey

You forgot

he's a father

the new self is "thinner" than the old self.. thats a bad work of fiction.

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I suppose compared to Chris Chan sure

No. This was a nothingburger made up by some Polack He probably doesn’t even have sex with her

Then who was the child he was photographed hanging with?

Anon, he has people looking after him, it's called living in full-time care. He does sell handmade junk on the internet, but some rich kid is actually paying his bills, he doesn't make a living selling Sonichu dreamcatchers.

gets a few reviews curated on RT

OH MY GOD IS THAT MR WORLD WIDE? THE COLE SMITHEY?

Chris definitely makes more than his half brother now in sales from medallions. He was only briefly relevant for being one of two critics to give a negative review on TS3

Omfg absolutely roasted

I bought my friend a replica Sonic Totem, kind of felt guilty putting money in Chris's pocket but it got a good laugh so I don't really care

Charging $100 for the Sonichu necklaces is deranged though, considering they're just 3D printed and painted in thirty seconds

how did we come this far

Where does he even make money? I

ive bought a litle over $600 worth of drawings and comics from his store
his comics are acyually fascinating

eventually his mother will die, his girlfriend will dump him or his tard wrangler will get tired of him and kick him out of that house he's in

chris goes through quiet periods, they sometimes last years but eventually something will happen

So you're close, the best way to put is that the cogs in Chris's brain are working but aren't working properly.
Like, make no mistake, Chris knew full well that fucking his own mom was wrong but he's at this golden zone where he fucks up comprehending why or feeling actual guilt for it until he's slowly walked through why it's bad.
A lot of the laws that saved Chris from prison are basically built around the idea thst autists won't survive prison and we're basically just shy of re-opening proper asylums and housing for people who are mentally ill to that extent

The only reason the idea guys get singularly seen as such singular monsters is because the CWCiki clique controls the narrative and whitewashes their involvement. The only really morally repulsive thing they did was extort Chris and convince him to do the motherfucking, most of everything else was just the natural conclusion of what trolls had already been doing

T-T-THEY PLANTED IDEAS IN CHRIS'S HEAD!

Trolls directly told Chris to do some of his more entertaining moments like the Clyde Cash 9/11 video and putting on a kilt to fight for Heather Dalley (OOPS I MEAN THE LE WALLFLOWER)'s love. Chris wanted to ignore Liquid until Kim told him he would be at risk of losing Sonichu's copyright

T-T-T-THEY CONTROLLED CHRIS'S LIFE AND WHO HE COULD TALK TO

The trolls would regularly harass and dox anyone who tried to contact Chris outside of their clique. Kim and Marvin would vet anybody he tried to talk to on Facebook and convince him the ones they didn't like were trolls.

I don't know why even with the retrospective on the "classic" trolls more people don't shit on Kim Wilson. This bitch spent the better part of her 20s as a pickme manipulating an autistic man by pretending to be his friend.

The only really morally repulsive thing they did was extort Chris and convince him to do the motherfucking

Any normal person would say that’s shitty

The question remains, was he right about toy story 3? I haven't seen it.

Obviously they're still evil but people love to pretend like the classic era was all just silly pranks of pretending to be Chris and convincing him Miyamoto wanted to make a Sonichu game and the only bad thing that ever happened was Bluespike because he was a bad egg

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I cum out of my butt because of how large my prostate is. Not sure if that is at all relevant

convince him to do the motherfucking

No, they had only convinced him to beat her up. Which is still fucked up. Remember before them it was Bluespike who was thrown under the bus even though he was a 13 year old aspie who largely just went way too far in trying to impress the cool kids.
Thing is, people glaze the liquid saga way too much and like to pretend it's the saga that aged the best (objectively Asperchu 4 btw), but everyone forgets that the saga actively went to shit whenever Kacey got involved.
Like, aside from the Father Call and the Singstar challenge, everything about that saga sucked.

The best thing about the Liquid saga was when it ended. The last video he uploaded was a parody of the dark knight scene, but the real Chris was Joker recording
youtu.be/5VEt7DgWMNk?si=zgARKDKJwsDJbBFX

Maybe this will refresh your memory

That's another thing that always gets me. They were perfectly content to egg on Bluespike in cybersexing with Chris and then tried to wash their hands of the whole situation like the edgy groupthink behavior had nothing to do with it

No. He said Lotso was too scary for kids. I think autism comes from Blarb

Fundamentally, and I've noticed this with Daniel Larsen too. A lot of trolls in these lolcow circles ignore something potentially happening and then look for someone to blame once something does happen.
Like, a lot of Larsen's troll use the same excuses the classic Chris trolls use. He's morally reprehensible and too physically weak to hurt anyone. But there, it's trolling an actual paranoid schizophrenic into fighting people, and you have to wonder what could have happened had he simply chosen to carry a small kitchen knife

graduated community college

wtf? really?
how the fuck could he impregnate someone? have you SEEN his neovagina?

liquid is now in an abusive sexless relationship with kacey

she controls the finances and makes him drive to the other end of town for mcflurries in the middle of the night

based. travel in time to date sonya swirl

Isn't this like 15 years old news

It'll always be the final call that kinda exposed just how stupid the saga got. Kacey and Liquid literally backed down to Bob of all people as if he was capable of doing anything to them. That is the last moments of the last call of the whole fucking saga.
People really look back on it with serious rose-tint glasses

I think prison would've probably put Chris on the right path considering he still believed in vanilla Christianity

He was in jail for like 3 years and got substantially worse.

because the concept of someone impersonating chris is funny, and it worked perfectly for a while. why nitpick?

NTA. It's ancient but I also remember anons and farms users alike proudly declaring they got married like this was anything to champion.
I mean they look like that meme from Shrek of the average millennial couple

been to finland like 4 times now

What's his end game?

I mean making him some crazy schizo is pretty fucked up even if he was probably heading down that road anyways. You are right they do make them out as some grand villain all because they were messing with their toy.

you have to wonder what could have happened had he simply chosen to carry a small kitchen knife

A part of me honestly hopes that sort of thing happens with World of Tshirts and he ends up seriously injuring or killing one of his zoomer tiktok trolls. I know a lot of them would just weep "how could this happen!!??" and go find their next retard toy to torment but maybe it would serve as a wakeup call to at least some about the dangers of gangstalking someone to their breaking point

Holy freakin' crap Lois! It's THE Christine Weston Chandler and xer son Sonichu!

For me, it's when he drew that Peter Griffin style character and it looked significantly more like him than his regular drawings of himself.

Oh I understand what you're getting at now. Yeah, even then I never fell for the "CHRIS IS WORES THAN DRUMPFLER SO LETS MIND BREAK HIM!" Angle. Sam Hyde was right that anomalies like Chris or KingCobra are interesting but if you get sucked into KiwiFarms and make that your life and have a 15,000 post history you're just trying to make up for your own shit life

chris is jobless with nothing but neetbux and has a fuckload of debt

barb also has a fuckload of debt and is going to lose the house when she kicks the bucket, which is going to be pretty soon

chris molests barb and gets thrown in jail

two years pass and the case gets thrown out

chris gets taken in by social services and some rich kid with (probably) benign intentions

chris now has a house, a decent support circle, and a finnish loli gf

Pro gamer move on his behalf

His religious beliefs were always a coping mechanism. What more proof do you need than him ranting about gays then turning around and claiming he is a woman now?

I never get a straight answer on if he actually did it. He raped her multiple times, supposedly. Wouldn't he be on a registry

Don't you remember him lifting that doghouse? That thing weighed 5 to 10 TONS.

He literally, fucking literally admiitted to it and was charged with incestuous rape.

He literally, fucking literally admiitted to it

That doesn't mean anything.

The charges were dropped IIRC

If Chris had just kept his dick out of his mother he would have started a relationship with a prime 18/19 year old who was obsessed with him, and could have had the family he always wanted, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he had to throw it all away for Barbussy.

He has a gf now

Yeah because pity for a retarded autist. They should have thrown him in a mental institution. Thanks, Reagan.
Shut the fuck up Chris.

They were dropped because of a very specific Virginia law which amounts to "he did it but his autism makes him not responsible"

Kiwifarms is full of insane people though. They're in an echo chamber so deep farming the same old information they've gone crazy and all their stories are completely hyperbolic. I literally remember being in college in 2013 and thinking about that piece of gossip as I drove to a McDonalds.
And let's be real, there's no reason they aren't just a happy normal couple, jesus fucking christ how long's a guy gotta get slandered for leaving the house to get a couple of McFlurrys when he was 20. Fuck, I go pick up takeout alone for the family all the time, it's a good way to get some fresh air

Hurr fucking durr the courts just decided for no reason to pity this one rapist and let him free to rape others

You're a fucking dumbass shut the fuck up already.

They were dropped because of a very specific Virginia law which amounts to "he did it but his autism makes him not responsible"

Why do you make this shit up? They just pigeonholed the case and dropped charges after it didn't matter anymore

ive bought a litle over $600 worth of drawings and comics from his store

I don't believe you. Post a picture of them

What law are you talking about? I remember when Chris-Chan was convicted for pepper spraying a GameStop employee.

Yeah but she's in her 30's, and he had to spend 2 years in jail and everyone knows he fucked his own mother, along with him actually fucking his own mother. And some shit with him having to travel internationally all the time for some reason.
This all could have been avoided with Fiona.

law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title19.2/chapter18/section19.2-303.6/

I remember when Chris-Chan was convicted for pepper spraying a GameStop employee.

The law was codified in 2020, well-after the macing incident

Yes it happens and there are also cases of the opposite where people get the book thrown at them. You are a simple minded child who doesn't understand how many judges there are in this world and how their views differ.

And here's Chris's lawyer filing for it (second from bottom)

slave away at a job I hate

A lot of them were still in high school or college. And all that shit about Chris being "racist" or "misogynistic" were just excuses. It was funny when he sperged out, so they fucked with him to make him sperg out. Everything else is rationalization.

To be fair, when you really examine her Fiona came with her own set of problems where she would have been a horrid enabler in sagas to come.
Flutter is precisely what Chris needed, a woman who is capable of shutting the fuck up, keeping her head low, and helping him (or rather, helping praetor help him) stay out of the limelight in significant ways.

i'm mad no one laughed at the sonichu tail fuck you guys im going to bed

Father Call

The single most overrated piece of media in the entire Chris-Chan library. People talk it up as this big epic takedown of Chris's personality (as if he needs to be "taken down" lmao) and you listen to it and it's just two hours of stupid abuse. Constantly bait the retard into saying the retarded thing you know he's going to say, then pretend to get angry when he says the retarded thing. Grating, boring, repetitive, nothing but an excuse to scold and yell just like everything else Kacey was involved in.

I don't care for Geno anymore, all he does is shill his bootleg Chris products, and his shitty music/other channels/projects that nobody gives a shit about.

Just accept it, you're the Chris-chan guy, that's you now. No I don't want to listen to you playing the guitar, or talking about Antarctica, just stfu and make more CWC documentaries.

Chris needed an autistic 18 year old gf who obsessed over him

uh no. This would have ended badly for both. We would have probably seen Chris actually become a dad and as funny as that'd be he's in no position to have a kid

Fun fact: The macing incident lawyer played a significant role in getting the autism law passed. There's a significant degree of evaluation to see whether or not the 'tism is enough to cancel out your capacity to stand trial
The full story is that Chris's new lawyer basically exploited the 'tism law by having Chris sent repeatedly for further evaluation until he was kept in jail long enough to be considered a full sentence for the charge rendering the trial itself null and void.

Meanwhile Danny Masterson is serving 30 to life for an alleged rape that happened decades ago. God bless us

I stopped caring when the bulk of a video would just be phone calls

Eh you're probably right, but when I put myself in his hand painted Sonichu shoes, I would have preferred not fucking my own mother and going to jail for 2 years.
HOWEVER to be fair, we don't know really anything about Flutter, so she might be even more fucked up than Fiona, just smarter at keeping things quiet.

Because Chris was never charged with rape on the grounds that Barbara was never properly screened for dementia for some reason.
This in turn left him with only an incest charge which carries a max of 2 years imprisonment in Virginia.

for many years the trolls operated under the assumption that "if chris faces some real consequences, like if he goes to prison or something and can't watch cartoons anymore, he'll straighten up and fly right"

Bullshit, it was always malicious and spiteful. It happened to also be funny, but don't try to paint those people as misunderstood heroes, they were insecure bullies looking for the lowest hanging fruit.

kept in jail long enough to be considered a full sentence for the charge rendering the trial itself null and void.

It doesn't work like that. When that happens if the defendant is guilty they would be convicted and released immediately.

Didn't he state that she asked him to stop? Why does dementia come into play at all?

Rape without dementia = she has to press charges herself
Rape with dementia = State can press charges on her behalf because she's not sound of mind

That's such a grey area.
t. Beat the shit out of my brother for being a lazy asshole and got a domestic violence charge despite him not wanting to press charges

I never get a straight answer on if he actually did it.

Almost certainly "yes." He dropped a bunch of coy hints about it weeks before it was ever publicly revealed and admitted to doing it multiple times (complete with mystical justifications) once it was. He only started categorically denying it after he talked to a lawyer. While it's true that Chris lies a lot, the thing about Chris's lies is that they're incredibly transparent. He'll lie if he thinks he can get something out of it, and the thing he wants is always obvious. There's no immediately obvious reason why he would make up a story about fucking Barb and then vigorously defend it, but he would have every reason to lie about doing it once he realized he was in trouble.

Now if you're asking whether the sex was consensual, that's really impossible to determine. But if you're just asking if he fucked her, I'd confidently say that he did.

I still can't tell if Barb really has dementia or not, whether she is just an incredible manipulator and is playing it up for attention/gibs.
I also can't come to a solid conclusion about whether it was rape or consensual. If Barb truly is a mastermind manipulator, she could have even instigated the whole thing because her lust knows no bounds, and she needed her Barb-hole filled after Bob died.

she has to press charges herself

No, the state presses charges (unless it's a private prosecution)

The real redpill is realising it was Barb who raped Chris

get kidnapped by his loli gf

Trump uses this incident as an excuse to push through Greenland into Finland

USA owns northern europe

All according to Chris's plan

The final vantablackpill is discovering that Bob and Barb were not just eccentric boomers but were initiates in a cult obsessed with summoning a multidimensional entity. They needed someone pure of mind, someone who could be easily molded isolated and volatile. Chris was bred just for this purpose He was sheltered and manipulated and subtly pushed into obsessing over popular media. Sonichu wasn't a product of his imagination. It was a vision of what was to come.

The trolls? Pawns of the cult, whether they knew it or not. Their torment was necessary to break down Chris' identity and will creating the perfect vessel for the entity