Yo, anon, dude, what’s up

he aint into women. he got that diddy taste

If I had billions of dollars I would probably never even see another woman again.
I would be driving tanks on my private property and shooting guns all day while doing cocaine poolside with the lads.

mr worldwide its the 305, DALE!

An evil Lex Luthor looking motherfucker who built a fortune on the back of cheap warehouse labor and "contractor" delivery drivers. A special place in Hell is reserved for you, Jeff.

worth 500 billion

best you can do is some bogged old roastie

Why that lady? I don’t get it is it a joke?

I wonder how much all that shit they wear cost

It's lower tier rich guys who tend to get trophy wives, as well as fancy cars and ridiculous watches and outlandish clothes. Guys on Bezos' level drive Acuras and marry dependable 5/10s and wear dad jeans.

Hey, Boss B! Give me a check, ya cheap bastard!

I’d see plenty of women if I had a billion dollars. I would just never listen to one speak ever again. A new 10/10 smoke show every other day to cum on while telling her to keep her fucking mouth shut so I can enjoy myself.

I fell in love with a hag

She should fire here plastic surgeon.

I doubt Bezos drives regularly, he probably has a chauffeur. No idea what his regular car is but if I were him I'd use a Rolls. Bentley or Maybach are also acceptable.

Does going high altitude fuck up the plastic on your body?

She's easily wearing 20-30k unless she has some serious jewels which could potentially bump it up into 6 figures. The tux is probably 5-10k including shirt and shoes. He might have some flashy watch but I'm not sure.

Her?!

Nice try conveniently ignoring his mega-yacht as well as private planes.

if I were rich I would have a fancy car

Someone get this hothead outta here

i couldn't, not in our modern society.
you'd do that shit like 6 times and then get some cunt to #MeToo you and get dragged through the ringer.
If you're retired and live a private lifestyle than I imagine it wouldnt matter much, but I wouldn't want to have to settle out of court and give any woman any of my money.

This risk averse attitude is why you don't have the money to worry about in the first place

I just mean something extremely comfortable and luxurious for the passenger, but not a sports car. When you're a billionaire a 500k-$1m car for 5-10 years is quite frugal considering how much time you may spend traveling.

Brutal.

I'm baffled by this.
with Zuck I can get that he married someone ordinary looking, because she's his college gf and probably has great personality and can act like a moral cornerstone for him.
but Bezos' wife is just trash. she looks super basic and off-putting and only someone extremely shallow could go through a long round of plastic surgeries to end up like that, so her personality is likely not rewarding as well.

He obviously fucks, she's fine with it and thats what he appreciates about her. She's not going to pull a melania and pout around in funny hats.

I'm married any our household income is $250k/year.
I will never be a billionaire and I am fine with that. I just don't get why dudes get money and want to fuck retarded bimbos. I'd rather spend the rest of my life hanging out with my friends doing cool guy shit than banging some dumb slut who's only ambition in life is to fuck rich dudes.

I thought Dicaprio was a manlet like most actors

Maybe he has bimbo fetish.

nah bezos is a retard. He already had the sort of "5/10, loyal, with-him-before-he-was-rich" type of girl and ditched for a literal trophy wife

except his trophy is a fucking goblin

cool guy shit

faggy gay shit*

They're sitting down.

if banging dudes and suckin dicks is what you want to do, none of us will stop you.

Then I don't know what to make of it. He also apparently likes to dress her up I'm revealing 20k designer dresses for everyone to see, so it might be that she's a 10 in his mind

i would enjoy to see her breasts

be careful anon, posting this could literally lead a few baldlets / manlets to commit seppuku

Based homosexual.

this is the best the richest man on the planet can do

grim

dependable

woman

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

What you'll find shocking about billionaires is just how boring they are and how terrible their taste is

hot

My dad was fucking loaded and had a few fancy cars but his daily driver was a toyota echo that he bought used on craigslist. I'm retired at 34 because of him

His last wife became the richest woman in the world by divorcing him.

They marry women who can keep their dirty secrets..

We have no idea who he's really fucking. She's a believable cover.

Jeff Bezos is sending his wife into space next week
I wish I were Johnny Carson because I'm sure there's a lot of mileage to be gotten out of that statement because it's true

the first ever all female space flight