Who holds the keys to this board? I'm looking to put in work.
Who holds the keys to this board? I'm looking to put in work
You've gotta get your hands dirty first, Money. And round here that means being a wig splitter or a cheek buster, anyone in this thread who doesn't get dubs is greenlit
Lemme axe you sumthin first though, mayn....
I hold the dubs in this thread.
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You're greenlit.
word came down from the beast
the man with the dubs holds the keys to this thread
RIP THAT HOTHEAD’S HEAD OFF
Threadly reminder to put in that work. Dub anon holds the keys to these shitposts.
Iron up.
I'm running the thread now.
put in work = smuggle a thing in your shitty anal cavity
singles
It's over. Forget I ever posted.
MONEY, ITS YOU!! YOU'RE THE SHOT CALLER?!
Fuck that NoWorkeños
Why you looking at the ground for? Do we have a problem?
There's no problem
Only job you got now is staying clean
you're validated
i'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
don't do this
Ugh oh, toadposters are NOT going to like this
when you're greenlit, you've got nothing. no cash, no dope, no paperwork. you're stuck in whatever prison they decide to dump you in (where am I? Corcoran?) you do whatever work comes your way, you rely on anyone still talking to you, a stab happy ex bunky (shall we stab them?) an old snitch who used to inform on you to the fbi (you know shotcallers, bunch of bitchy little girls), niggers too, if you're desperate (someone needs your help Anon), and a down and out shotcaller you met along the way (pow! that's how we do it people), bottom line, until you figured out who greenlit you, you're not going anywhere.
Janny, count 'em
500 Navy Seal copy pastas
who's counting?
Just watched this in a crisp 360p at the charity kinoplex (Youtube). What a masterpiece. I never did figure out who the shotcaller was though
shot callers/key holders in order of chronological appearance
bottles
redwood
money, when redwood goes
the beast
money again, when he defeats the beast
It's you, the viewer
I still haven't seen this movie
Check yourself, peckerwood
I've done it, I've become the Shot Caller (2017)
How did you miss this line?
Just in case you're confused
Make no mistake brother, they design places like this to break men like us
Shock Collar?
kek. unironically ending on a linkin park song is pure kino
Just got transfered from San Quentin. Who's got the keys here?
Dubsman from Anon Babble.
Checked and validated. Here's the keys to the thread, brother
I can't believe there are enough drugs being stuck up people's asses all the time to support a huge population of imprisoned drug addicts
Obviously all prisoners should wear a padlocked butt plug and only take them out for supervised shits and maybe showers.
They get in through guards as well. Western prisons are more akin to mandatory summer camps full of violent drug addicts than actual prisons.
t.
wood has heart
Western prisons
So drugs are freely smuggled in to Euro prisons as well? Guess the guards and everyone involved there are also in on it?
Obviously all prisoners should wear a padlocked butt plug
Cruel and unusual punishment. Access to booty is a constitutional right. Booty is like water.
dad is letting my little brother call shots even though im older
get this toad away from me
i'm dutch and from a shitty neighbourhood, the women would sometimes visit their sons in prison and just hand them drugs during the visit, i'm gonna guess they got searched beforehand but probably not very well, i also heard stories of women dating and fucking guys during visits.
i dont think its as easy as scandinavian prisons but they do get access to a lot of stuff like old gaming consoles and get to work for a few euros a week. i think anything south of belgium and east of germany is way harsher.
I dont get it
The safety of these numbers comes with a price.
scandinavian prisons
That freemason who killed all those kids has a nice apartment then me.
varg says scandinavian prison is actually harder than any other because its too cozy and easy which is gay and demoralizing to the aryan mind, it dulls you.
varg is for buttfucking eastern european caste type prisons
vgh....
listen here chumps, I hold the keys to this thread and you all work for me now
That show was fucking shit
did you know he actually escaped from prison once with the help of some neo-nazis? he ran off into the woods to a ted shack with guns and he got chased by norwegian anti-terror glowniggers, hes such a fucking based madman.
youtube.com
*puts a crisp washington in your pocket*
you post for me now, kid
you'll get your fuckin hands dirty working singles like the rest of us.
Listen, here's what you're gunna do. You're gunna go into that reply box, you're gunna type out a shitpost and then you're gunna type the captcha. Listen, are you fucking paying attention? Here's fifty dollars. After you type the captcha you're gunna click post. You work for me now.
Hold it right there, old timer. In this yard the rules are a little different from how it was back in "your time". First of all, we gonna have to see that paperwork, so you better unhoop it on the double.
get this lame outta here
Oh yeah? You think you're hard? You work for me now, here's 10 dollars get yourself something nice from the commissary
Alright you kids are gunna be wearing a dress and red lipstick day one when I'm in here
Get the word out, Tulsaposter is greenlit
i think anything south of belgium and east of germany is way harsher.
Yeah I'm sure Russian and Balkan prisons are total shit. Russian prison guards probably do just about anything they want, as well as the shotcallers in there. The Scandi ones seem comfy though.
Word came down from the Beast™, who holds the dubs in this thread. Woodpile's jumping in. Iron up.
the prison in pusher 2 just looks like a comfy apartment, dont know how real it is to have a large cell like that though. most real pictures ive seen (like breivik's) basically look like tiny nursing home rooms or something
youtube.com
First episode had some negro telling a dude with dreads about "cultural appropriation" and the mafia guy said he "loved jews".
what is this white boy sheet
lel I meme about it but have never seen the show outside a few seconds on youtube clips, it's just boomer power fantasy absolute cringe almost no kino
Who holds the tits here?
1: This show is garbage
2: Tulsaposting is never going to be a thing
It was all of us
you better hoop that shit real quick homie. the whole woodpile's out in the yard waitin' for us.
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what you just said, see you out there moneyman
You see these dubs? I have the keys to this thread now.
Putting in work was shoving drugs up your ass all day long right?
enjoy being greenlit, fish
that
There are no free rides here.
He looks like he's about to got a shot.
Prison is the one place we should stop caring if they use drugs, they're already in prison and surviving as an animal throw em a bone.
You know what you have to do.
he's about to got a shot.
Someone rip this toads head off.
vatos locos forever
Did he burn some church or was it murder that got him into prison? He should've focused his celebrity into making a pagan cult if anything.
Great crop, anon!
he should repent and become catholic
Just means they would seek drugs on the outside. Granted it would help keeping them jailed forever. Unless they do weird drugs like nutmeg (do not recommend, especially together with alcohol).