A Minecraft Movie director on Chicken Jockey

lol no one cares

the cornocaust

the minecraft movie caused 6 million popcorn thrown on the floor

Never forget

I've seen the piles of buckets at the museum

JANNY JOCKEY

zoomer trend

wagies are getting bodyslammed lmao

i went to see minecraft movie hoping for a little good natured call and response from some autists.
the only thing i saw was the middle aged woman a few seats along from me, who had complained loudly about her husband buying their kids a popcorn and drink kids combo because of the cost, knocked their popcorn bucket upside down onto the floor as they left the auditorium.
so its not just spoiled zoomers making a mess is the point.
p.s. i only ever see auditorium cleaners with little dustpans and brushes and one of those garbage bag cart things.
seems to me they would get on MUCH easier with one of those centralised vacuum cleaners where you plug just the hose into the wall and they could just run down the aisle with it in a few seconds.
i can't imagine how retarded it must be to try and sweep up popcorn.

He paid them to do it, didn't he?

Cinema workers are the most insufferable people on the planet

why tho

Um excuse me sweaty but this is serious

all of the theaters around here have been closed for years but I remember them barely being staffed ten years ago

Excuse me sir, do you have a ticket for that chicken?

Forced meme

Napoleon Dynamite

Kino of the highest order

so you're saying it's not morbin' time?

I'm waiting for one eccentric employee to come out and call them based and then hit up concessions to pig out on popcorn after cleaning up tons of it.

worked 3 hours unpaid overtime thanks to you

No you fucking idiot, you worked 3 hours unpaid overtime because your jew country has no employee protection laws

oh boy another shift to browse my phone and own duh chuds on twit-ACK!

stressed

Lmao, working at a movie theater has to be like one of the least stressful jobs in existance. What the fuck could you possibly stress over there. Why must these twittercucks always exaggerate everything

Kino

No

you're literally getting paid hourly, just sweep up the corn, goddamn. learn to drag your feet and feign stupidity like every other wagie has

HALF THE JANNIES PAY NOW!

"i can make overtime while listening to music, not talking to any other person and sweeping, when are we going to join the steel workers' union to end this?"

Derrick Acosta finally vindicated

people are spending money on my movie

why would I discourage this

Sounds like an issue you should take up with your employer. Or union. You ARE unionized, right?

How much time do think there is between showings?

This I'd look for other jobs but also go balls out trying to keep the place clean. If my boss bitches at me I'd express the issue clearly and if it's still an issue then he can eventually fire me and pay me unemployment until I find something else to do.

Lol

holy shit I didnt realise hess was involved

He made a instagram account to thank fans and first comment is a wagie telling him to clean cinemas if he finds it this funny

Are they cheering ironically or not? Or does he not care because he’s getting paid either way and doesn’t have to clean it himself?

Sad

They could fight that if the wanted/knew to. Even in America you do have rights it’s just most people don’t speak up. If I’m not on the clock I’m not lifting a finger.

i took my niece and nephew to see this the other day, there was a warning on screen about this before the film, warning that people getting loud or throwing things during that scene would be removed and the police may be called
fucking pathetic also the film was better than i expected, it's not a great film, i probably won't watch it again but i expected far far worse
and gentlemen broncos

Any job that requires such little brainpower or professionalism that you can listen to music or podcasts while you work isn’t a real career path. Only truckers can get away with this.

Clean it up

My legs are kneeling on their own

fire me

and pay me unemployment

woah I really live in a shithole huh

like man, just clean it up

reminder that you can tell your boss "no" and "pay me more money" and "good luck finding anyone who will do this for minimum wage"

just clean it up

End this oppression!

You’d be surprised how many applications movie theaters get a week. Wagies don’t hold the leverage they did during the pandemic. Pedro will do your job to keep his SNAP benefits.

I would kick a 12 year old in the face before Id let them body slam one of my smaller colleagues

Pedro just got sent back to El Salvador homie

Derrick is a spic of course he supports this

Regal is encouraging it

1. They have to clean that shit up in like 10 minutes before the next showing 2. They might not even get overtime because they're replacable wagies without bargaining power 3. They're probably not allowed to listen to music because boomer managers/bosses think work is supposed to be a no-fun humiliation ritual where it's more important to look busy than actually doing work (same reason why cashiers aren't allowed to sit)

Checked

that sub

How much seething is there in the comments?

Jannies from this site live rent free in your minds that you people have developed a hatred for real life jannies, who work to try and keep your world clean from filthy degenerates. If you don’t tip a janny every time you walk past one you don’t deserve clean public toilets and spaces.

I thought cinemas were struggling to bring people back after covid, but they're just bitching and calling the cops?

based

Call cops

There's a chance some zoomer throws his Creeper toy at a cop who blows his broccoli head off.

I'd do it every time.

people are also spending money on popcorn but wagies are still crying about it when chicken jockey is the reason they even have a job in the first place.

i don't give a shit about this goyslop but the director is right, why go to the cinema if not to have fun and make memories? clean it up wagie

I don't think it's very based, to be wasting food, especially, when 20 thousand children below the age of 5 starved to death today. That's not a good memory. Or fun with frens.

How hard can it be to clean up popcorn? Just use a vaccum and you should be done in 30 minutes.

shouldn't you be cleaning, wagie?

I live in the southwest and as soon as the deportations started they all scattered like roaches. Now there are white kids working everywhere.

I feel good then

8 bucks for a tub

The small bags start at $10.

I got a tip for you. You missed a spot. Go clean it up.

DROP THE WEAPON NOWWWW!!!

no pay, no work

Simple as

3 hours of unpaid overtime

Realistically, what's stopping you from just leaving?

Could you describe these dead children?

Nothing

Like man, just clean it up, not such a big deal.

based

So why did they stay to clean it up?

Maybe they have to pay rent and don't have any other income. I'm not american and I inherited my parents house so I'm good financially. Apparently housing is bad for most of the planet, never knew that.

Can such a job even pay enough for rent? I live in a first world country and cinema staff is mostly students trying to make some money. It's not a "real" job.
Plus, you'd probably get another one of these jobs very easily

Get the refillable ones. Mine is $4 per refill and I can use it as many times as I want.

Can such a job even pay enough for rent?

No that's why they get roommates and live around darkies. Unless they start doing this for every movie things will go back to normal in a couple weeks. My job is rough around Thanksgiving and Christmas but only briefly so the rest of the year makes up for it.

The movie is awful but no one could possibly deny that Jack Black is quite fun to watch, he just doesn't care that it's shit.

Yes,guys please please PAY money to watch our movie and PAY extra for a big big bucket of popcorn,don't miss out on this epic trend

Fuck off

This attitude towards the theater employees that have to deal with this shit could only be the majority opinion in an American website.