Although not kino this is a solid flick and I think it’s better than Lost World

Why hadn't any pterosaurs escaped the island, likely becoming a highly problematic invasive species elsewhere?

JP = 10/10. Classic. Certified Kino.
JP II TLW = 8/10. Good movie.
JP III = 9/10. Fantastic movie.
JW = 5.5/10. Very underwhelming movie.
JW FK = 4/10. Amateurish slop.
JW D = 3/10. Awfull slop.

sorry but JW is 9/10 near-kino

Rating JW that high.

Kek. To be fair though, out of all the JW movies, that one is the best and some of the elements are quite enjoyable.

a movie has to be a 10/10 to be kino

Is that really how it works?
And no, while it's a well-made crowd-pleaser and not as bad as its sequels, JW1 is stupid in plenty of ways that should drag it down from that score

entering the Indominus enclosure without checking for its tracking implant first

raptors instantly accepting the Indominus as their new alpha just because it's part raptor, even though it's still an unnatural frankenstein made of tons of other stuff

raptor "Blue" being treated as a hero despite betraying Star-Lord on a whim

origin of the Dinosaurs as Military Weapons garbage that was always a horrible idea

JP: 8.5/10 classic
TLW JP: 6/10 some serious problems but still fun
JP///: 10/10 schlock kino
JW: 4/10 modern slop
JW FK: 3/10 more modern slop
JW D: 1/10 holy shit this is pain

Rating and kino are independent imo a movie can be 10/10 without being kino like ET but a movie can also be dogshit and be kino like Wild Wild West

What's up with Dominion? Why did everyone hate it?

The pteranodon coming out of the fog still creeps me out to this day.

The movie's main plot is about locusts and an agriculture conspiracy, the dinosaurs don't matter and are mere excuses for action set pieces to happen.
Though for me it's not as offensively bad as Fallen Kingdom and I'd rate it slightly higher

The Spino's size seems to be really inconsistent. When it eats the black guy at the beginning it's huge

it’s huge

For you

Why didn't he just keep running away from the dinosaur?

better than Lost World

JP3 managed to shit on both Grant and the T-Rex. Only the raptors came out unscathed.
For that reason alone, JP3 is trash compared to TLW.
A similar thread has been posted every day for the last three days. I only felt compelled to post this time because I suspect it's just Spinofags coping with their cucked Spinosaurus in the new one.

How did it shit on Grant? By having him say "you're no better than the people that built this place" and then change his mind about it later?

he doesn't know

Means only one thing.

It means I haven't watched it bro

CHOOSE YOUR FATE

Drinks not included

No expense, huh?

daily JP3 threads

you faggots are worse than featherfags now

Boring it’s not even about dinosaurs LMAO

Back to Twitter, nignog paleofag.
This is a JP3 board.

Chile, sea bass are considered negatives ( - )

What?

I only felt compelled to post this time because I suspect it's just Spinofags coping with their cucked Spinosaurus in the new one.

Nothing to cope about when the JPIII Spino is literally the canon improvement.

That doesn’t even makes sense.

That doesn't even makes sense.

ESL-kun...

This is such a lame image, obviously the old spino is much better than the new deformed one, you didn't need to make an obvious meme about it

Dinos are fake but for some reason we have to settle with fake and gay instead of fake and cool

JP 3 is fucking terrible

Although the main plot makes a lot of sense (Bill Gates funding biological projects to destroy farms and make everyone eat his giant bugs that he also uses to destroy such farms) is really presented in an extremely boring and silly way

Give me Eddie, Tembo, raptors, and the isla burger

Good thing I only watch JP1 and JP2

Mr Trap, Robert "Clever Girl", T rex and isla burger

The plan wasn't to make people eat the bugs, the plan was to make everyone eat specific engineered crops that the bugs would avoid while they wiped out all other crops. Which is why the bugs are locusts instead of anything else

Dinos are fake

How far would you take that false line of reasoning?
Are woolly mammoths also fake even though people have discovered and even eaten meat from frozen ones?

It has some of my favorite things from the Jurassic Park series, including the best raptor. But then it just ends.

Then 6 comes along. It also has great things in it but is way too long.

Call me when they clone a dinosaur so we can see how they looked instead of nerds playing LEGO with stones, wax and some broken bones

Probably every third day though. Once a week, absolute minimum. And it’s a waste of time, cos it’s pointless. Who cares which is better, Lost World or Jurassic Park 3? They’re both mediocre films that didn’t need to be made. I’d rather rewatch Lost World than 3, but most of all, I’d prefer to leave the tv off for the afternoon.

Oh so it's unfalsifiable?
The Jurassic Park premise being real or not shouldn't dictate if they existed in the past or not.
There is no genetic material from non-avian dinosaurs that would have been preserved well enough to clone in the present.

If someone took a sample from you right now, there is no way to preserve it well enough for your genes to still be directly readable in millions of years. And yet, you still do exist, don't you?

And yet, you still do exist, don't you?

Lately, I doubt that more and more. How else can everyone else so thoroughly ignore my desperate screams?

1>3>2

How did it shit on Grant?

You mean you don't remember how Grant literally got cucked by some DoD fed? Then had to beg Ellie to save his ass from the island by using her new husband's connections.
Then again, I don't blame you. I'd try to block out that embarrassment for Grant out of my memory too.

Guess I don't see how your ex girlfriend being married to someone else 8 years later, but still being close friends with you, = getting shit on, when who knows what may have happened in between, and Grant is a celebrity who could easily date other high quality women if he wanted to

WAAAAH GRANT DIDN'T GET WITH THE 45 YEAR OLD 20 YEAR OLD THIS MOVIE AND MY PRECIOUS SHIP ARE RUINED

Kill yourself. They were never a couple.

Lost World is my favorite though :(

Eddie didn't deserve it that bad but GODAMNIT they killed Mr Noodle like a dog

It's still so stupid to me how she survived the entire movie wearing fucking heels

original Jurassic Park firmly establishes that Grant&Ellie are romantically involved and Grant's character arc highly implies they'll have kids

JP3 throws all that out the window just to subvert your expectation

I know "humiliation ritual" gets thrown a lot, but if there was ever one for Alan Grant, this is it.

guuuuurl powah

Brap Dallas Howard is still running with heels there even if it is slowed down a bit. Some chicks can run in heels.

THE 45 YEAR OLD 20 YEAR OLD

They were never a couple.

Oh, so you're of those fags. Thanks for informing everyone.

You mean correct? Thank you for noticing.

They aren't a couple in the movie, them being a thing is just in the book

It's not in the book, either.
Grant's a widower and Ellie is just a younger colleague from college.

She was distractingly beautiful in that movie. Just fucking gorgeous.

"correct"

original JP proves him wrong

Aside from hating age-gap relationships since they're "problematic", you're delusional as well, aren't ya?

Crichton is on my side, I don't care what some candyass retard that pisses himself over some nonexistant relationship like some Tumblrina believes.

Yeah although it's annoying that they (seemingly) edited her eyes to look blue instead of her natural green. Maybe it was the lighting but still strange.

She's covered in dino shit here.

Imagine the smell!

T-Rex? I'm Dump Truck.

45 year old 20 year old

Kek, she never had a chance. She was born on the wall.

Crichton is on my side

Citing the book when the thread was about the movies is just grasping at straws, kek.

nonexistant relationship

Go watch the original instead of arguing on the internet, anon.

Wish we got the scene from the first book where they shoot a fucking bazooka at a raptor

You said the "original" JP proves me wrong, so I'll accept your concession.
And sure, I'll definitely go rewatch the movie where Alan totally lets other men try to make moves on his girl while he's within spitting distance of them.

kek

I know it's not Anon Babble but I thought these were neat. These are toy prototypes back when the movie had the 'Extinction' subtitle

There's also apparently a scene where they use a raft to go down a jungle river while fending off dinosaurs

Yeah you like Jeff goldblums phoned in performance and black daughter

Oh and Vince Vaughans terrible acting I hate him

I like that it has the most kills and they're all gruesome

You said the "original" JP proves me wrong

Kek, now you're just using semantics to try to win.
Also:

Grant: "What are those?"

Ellie: "Small versions of adults, honey".

Malcolm: "By the way, Dr. Sattler... um, she's >not, like, available, is she?"

Grant: "Why?"

Malcolm: "Yeah, I'm sorry. You two are..."

Grant: "Yeah."

And those are just the lines that outright state they're a couple for morons that don't get it.
Once again, go watch the original instead of embarrassing yourself on the internet, anon.

Wew, didn't read. You lost.

didn't read

You clearly didn't watch the movie either.

Dr. Sattler's not available is she?

Why?

Oh.. are you..?

..yeah...

I'm sorry...

Based and correct

You mean samefag.

You don't understand why a movie isn't well received? You're brown!

Your post is nonsensical, it doesn't take an ESL to figure that out.

Gee, wow, I wonder why would he say that right after the eccentric horndog reveals he's a repeat ex-husband and looking for a new wife despite Alan not interfering before this point?

He sure seemed to strike a nerve by calling you brown, though.

He's protective because they're dating, anon. Its also why they had the conversation at the dig site about kids, and is part of his character arc is accepting kids. Its why she smiles at him on the helo at the end because she's expecting a full semen deposit shortly after landing.

G-Grant was just trying to protect Ellie from Malcom, see?! THEY AREN'T A COUPLE!

No matter what your headcanon says, the movie itself proves you wrong several times, retard.

Also like 4 chapters of the chaperone for the kids being chased and toyed with by a baby T-Rex until is finally kills him.

Clearly not a samefag, one of them acknowledges that they were a couple in JP1 and the other denies it.

He's "protective"... except for all the times he allows Ellie to get hit on, though, that's totally normal and doesn't count

You two are the only couple here. Sorry you don't have eyes.

Could have fooled me, since they both clearly have a hateboner for Grant's relationship with Ellie.

there are people that actually think Alan and Ellie were a couple

Holy fucking autism

JP1 = 10/10
JP2 = 9/10
JP3 = 8/10
JW1 = 7/10
JW2 = 6/10
JW3 = 5/10
Simple as.

Search and you will find plenty of sources confirming the fact that, while Ellie was Grant's graduate student in the novel, the movie changed it and made them a couple (while oddly still casting actors with ages that would align with a professor and a grad student).
Though it's not the most obvious thing and them being a couple slipped by me when I was younger

There are some sick Dino chomps

They killed my boy

just go search for outside sources to prove my point bro, don't worry that what's already in the movie makes it clear they aren't romantically involved

They worked together, so he definitely thought about banging her. Then they have that convo about kids, she's obviously sopping wet over that (23 and ovulating). Then going through incredibly dangerous adventure together would have them ripping each other's clothes off as soon as the credits close and helicopter lands. So not a couple during the movie but definitely had implied hot sex in the immediate aftermath.

GRANT AND ELLIE WERE NEVER A COUPLE

Is there no end to spinofags trying to gaslight everyone into thinking JPIII wasn't a giant steaming pile of shit?

Also, if they weren't a couple before then they would have no reason to act all awkward with each other in Dominion in the tent at the beginning. They do that because they are exes

trying to make it a spinofag thing

Now it makes sense.

Yeah, it makes sense that only JPIII fags would defend everything in that slop of a movie.

telling him why he makes no sense is striking a nerve

Autistic people are notoriously terrible at reading emotions, especially through text. Maybe you should sit this one out.

They were a couple! My proof? Because... uh, Jurassic World Dominion said so!

Never mind that Grant acts uncharacteristically simpy for no reason despite always having been close with her!

I think the opening scene with the boat is pretty good though

And you seem to only hate JP3 because of a relationship that didn't exist.

They are a couple in the movie and it's directly confirmed unless you interpret Grant as lying when he tells Malcolm that that's the case. They just don't happen to kiss or otherwise openly display it in that movie. Maybe they are aware that the age gap is weird and are sort of closeted about it with others

Sam is a cuck and that’s that

All the scenes with the raptors and pteranodons are good too, but the rest is just a fucking mess.

I think Grant had the feels for Ellie and wanted to cock block the pick up artist, but then he showed his true feels for PHAT genetic chimera dinos (all female of course) so who the fuck knows where his fetish lies.

JP1 dinosaur park causes disaster

JP2 let's go back to the island to get the dinosaurs that caused a disaster and being one back to California

JP3 let's go parasailing near the islands where all the fucking dinosaurs are

They were never a couple! My proof? Because... uh, Jurassic Park 3 said so!

And the first movie, but thanks for agreeing.

And the first movie

Autism.

I didn't ask about your condition.

Loved how sweaty she was.

You lost already, anon. Accept it.

Anon, I'm over here. Stop talking to the mirror.

A JP1 deleted scene had Alan and Ellie kiss at the dig site at the beginning. The removal of this scene made things more ambiguous.
You can say it being deleted makes it non-canon so it doesn't count, but that's still what the intent was during production

cbr.com/jurassic-park-deleted-scene-showed-alan-grant-ellie-sattler-kiss/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

Says a lot that it was deleted in the first place. Guess Spielberg came to his senses and realized the relationship made no sense and Crichton was right from the start.

source=chatgpt.com

Oh shit. Maybe remove that part if the link doesn't work

Anon, you can show these JP3 faggots undeniable proof that they're wrong, but they'll still refuse to accept it just to defend their shitty movie.
Case in point:

Also a non-filmed scene but written on the back of a napkin (expense spared) had Ellie pleasuring herself with a smuggled fossil bone and screeching like a pterodactyl at climax (that sound bit was later used by Lex when Timmy got electrocuted).

sauce trust me

Let's hatch all kinds of crazy things from eggs the movie was the original title of Jurassic Park.

I'm right because there's a scene that doesn't exist in the movie at all was scrapped!

kek

Re-read that sentence and improve your writing skill anon

Heh, nice typo, you lose!

Get baited. Concession accepted.

If they removed it for the reason you say, then they also would have changed or removed the scene where Alan tells Malcolm that yes he is indeed with Ellie.
Which would be a weird and out of character thing for Alan to say/do if it's not true, and could get him in an unnecessary awkward embarrassing situation later, if Malcolm in some way refers to them as a couple and Ellie has to go "Ugh, no, why would he say that, the creep"

better than Lost World

Jurassic Park III was generic summer horror slop that would have been forgotten if it didn't have "Jurassic Park" in its name. Not even Steven Spielberg or John Williams wanted anything to do with this hot garbage.
That alone proves that The Lost World will always be the superior film.

You mean in contrast to Alan being with her all along, which would be weird and out of character for him to just let Ian schmooze all over Ellie uninterrupted more than once?

JW that high

kill yourself

The fucking T-Rex literally basedjaking after it breaks le heckin' big bad Spino skeleton never gets uncringe
Nearly marvel tier

Let the record show that Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler were depicted as being in a romantic relationship in the 1993 film Jurassic Park.

You're wrong and you got your opinion from a YouTube critic even if you don't realise it

promo for JW

BDH bragging about how badass and girl power it wlos for her character to be in heels

promo for JWFK

BDH bragging about how silly it was for her to be in heels and how badass it is that this time she isnt

They did in the sequels

in your dreams, 2tranny

the plane crash scene
Spino vs T Rex
the fucking birdcage scene
yeah no shit this movie is better than The Lost World