/buzz/ - Yellowjackets thread

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You should be better than this or go back

mari takes off her clothes for no reason just because that's how it was in the first episode

did she gave some kind of meta perspective like when every time one dies they have a chat with their teen selves?

they could have just make her jacket get stuck on the tree or something

I think the logic is that she was trying to be more camouflage, but the freezing to death barefoot seems worse than being easier to see.

They are demented cannibals at this point and initiated into a schizo cult. I see it like the Terror where they all had lead poisoning. Shauna was power crazy and didn't want anyone in civilization to know she was cutting up people and Lottie didn't want to go back to the loony bin. The excuse that they would never be accepted was to cover for those 2 retards.

I said in the last thread that shauna should have made her strip drown to her nightie before the hunt started, at least that would have fit with shauna being an ultra cunt. Mari stripping off and removing her shoes for no reason was so retarded, too retarded for even her character. terrible writing just like

we all forgot how bad shanua was

There was some other egregiously bad thing from this episode but I forgot what it was.

There was no logic to it at all besides trying to make it match the original scene.

I can camouflage better in my underwear without shoes just forget that I'll be dead by morning dressed like this even if I did manage to find a good hiding spot.

Laura Lee's dead

Jackie's dead

Mari's dead

Shauna's still alive

can't believe Assfags are going to win the waifubowl.... all the slender waifish princesses are being killed off.

where is mari supposed to run? may as well just stab her in the circle at basecamp instead of wasting everyone's time running around. they're not exactly operating with any sanity, though.

why wasnt their camp in the wreckage of the plane?

where is mari supposed to run?

Where were Travis and Natalie supposed to run? Where was hag Shauna supposed to run? The hunt or chase is part of the ritual.

I wondered the same thing but I think the plane was too far from a water source.

It feels like everyone here forgot that if Mari survives the hunt, they'd choose someone else. She wouldn't freeze to death or anything like that.

I can't believe that fucking nobody Melissa Hat had her tongue deep inside this ass and got suffocated with it sitting on her face as she gasped for air. Jackie is a fucking retard for dying a virgin when THIS was lusting after her for years.

"Shauna could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this part of the wilderness before. There could be Shauna anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her lip mole. "I HATE SHAUNA" she thought. I'm Too Sexy reverberated through her head, making it pulsate even as the hallucinatory $2 slurpee juice circulated through her powerful mestizo veins and washed away her (merited) fear of mentally ill white girls in Canadian forests. "In a night gown, you can run anywhere you want sexily" she said to herself, out loud.

I agree with what an anon said in a previous thread that Shauna should have cruelly made her strip at gunpoint before the chase to ensure she'd lose regardless, like in an old western where the bad guy would force someone to have a duel with him with no bullets in their gun. It would have furthered Shauna lunatic lesbian characterisation.

did they already eat half the team? i'm sure they're were about 20 at one point. now there's about 8

we all forgot how bad shanua was

That line was so bad, I don’t even know why the writers would include it and draw even more attention to the shit writing

Look who I met /buzz/!

Did you ask her where the goat and chickens came from

Soapy Thatcher is still the most attractive younger Yellowjacket.

Courtney is the most attractive but is 29 so doesn't dress in a way to provoke lust anymore like Soapy currently does. Soapy has the edge due to showing booba all the time tho.

Need Akyla

What does she think about having her big break be a morally abhorrent psychopathic killer?

It's ok, we got this Maridiot bros. Thought Mari was pit girl since the first scene on the plane when she trolls Akilah but it still hurt.
Just us left to fight off the psycho Shauna Mistybros.

i also saw her in a shitty "stuck with sharks" movie it didnt feature as much ass shots ass i hoped

dying a virgin

It counts when it's 2 women?

They've only eaten like 4 survivors.

i saw that slop too kek. Sophie seems to consider Yellowjackets to be her main job at the moment, she's always on vacation when they're not filming it. I wish she did more shitty horror movies, Soapy is doing one in between every season. But we do get new ass pics frequently because she's spending all her free time at the beach so...

Why didn't Shauna simply not sit on Natalie's face until she submitted?

Based Lottielover.

Best ass - Shauna
Best tits - Lottie
Best face - Mari
Best overall - Nat

what are the essential kinos for all the cute girls?
im especially interested in mari lotti misty and milf lottie

first season Akilah was a cutie and had the nicest thighs, Showtime cheapos changed her for an orangutan

wtf I thought Mari's actress was a Maori like Lottie but she's just Mexican

And? She's still totes adorbs.

best overall is lottie

All 3 adults need to go. This feels like a child's attempt at writing someone like Tony Soprano or Walter White.

too cheap to keep paying the extras?

Courtney Eaton is indeed a total babe, but Soapy's fantastic cans and absolutely divine DSLs put me into overdrive.

is lottie the only yellowjacket who looks fine as old hag?

Even Shauna forgot how bad she was apparently.

to see Shauna die.

why would the showrunner kill herself?

What was the deal with that cold open? Lottie waking up. I don't get it.

It was. It's why they went to the lake. They were out of water. Then they found the cabin. Back in S1 when everyone wasn't retarded.

Old Lottie looks like a blown out handbag same as all the other yellowhaggets

Van was a hot ginger milf.

young Van is one of those deranged they/thems in real life.

True shame.

Lottie stars in Parachute, probably the best movie any of the teen cast has been in. Shauna was in The Kid Detective which I liked as well. I have never seen Mari, Misty and Mommy Lottie in literally anything sadly.

bring back original gen

Courtney Eaton was in Mad Max Fury Road. The best action movie of the 21 st century

She is so pretty.

leave show for more work

character finally starts to do something

Same thing happened to the akilah actress. I like new Gen, though. She's kinda cute, though clearly not starving at all.

she's in a cop show with Kristin Kreuk where she's supporting cast, showtime retards probably wouldn't wait for her to finish filming that and just recast her, with Juliette Lewis they just killed her off when that happened

melissa knew to play the long game.
the new gen casting is pretty impressive with the resemblance.

TRVTH NVKE. Now that Mari is gone Lottieloonies will rule these threads with an iron fist. (in 2 years when season 4 comes out because threads die the day after an episode comes out)

still no season 4 renewal

Should we be scared?? I'm going to seethe if it ends on Mari dying.

it ended how it began...

gen

doesnt ringg any bells
was it the girl that tried to buy mari some time?

melissa knew to play the long game.

Believe it or not, I think the actress has said they had some idea what they were doing for Melissa when they cast her so she had reason to stick around.
Juliet told them to kill her off because she wanted out a shitshow in the back. Boy, was she right.

The only thing that will stop this show's decline is Nat and Lottie violently making out while covered in blood

Misty has a sex scene in Another Girl (2021) which also has Adam.

Parachute was good. So was Kid Detective. Misty was in one of the tv sequels to Flowers in the Attic, everyone should watch those just cause of how batshit they are.

Yeah.

Juliette asks out

oh boy, this derails our plans. now we're a main character down!

better kill off another main character right after that and then another in the same season!

what were they thinking with Lottie and Van? Do they really think anyone fucking cares about Hat?

This is Misty and Nat country(formerly Misty and Jackie), get back in the loonybin.
Probably for the better, it's a complete shitshow.

Misty a shit.

They never had a plan, anon. The fact that they actually had to try to cover massive retconning with 'durr, I forgot I was a psychopath' is a testament to that.

Adult Lottie, they no idea what to do with. I think the original plan was to kill her in S2 but they didn't want two mains dying in the finale so she got it in the arm instead of Callie killing her there.

Van was meant to die in S1 in the wilderness. They had no idea what to do with her, either, which is why her entire arc is 'muh cancer' and licking Tai's clit.

Juliet told them to kill her off because she wanted out a shitshow in the back. Boy, was she right.

did she actually say it? I remember anons saying she had a bunch of movies to film and showtime wouldn't wait, same thing as the other girls
anyways she was right either way
also this

She looks like she'd mog all the other actresses if they didn't make her up as the ugly girl of the group

Fuck this hack trash
youtu.be/MQpgI5tAjLE?si=0KGjwlg-YlM3XEJI

what are the odds they'll go full supernatural scifi and teen shauna dies and multiple time line/dimension hopping is introduced?

I just found out she has a kid.

best feet?

same thing as the other girls anyways she was right either way

She did, but her comments doing promo work resembled what the adult lottie and van actresses complained about. No real direction, the writers couldn't provide any motivations when asked, etc.

she's got the wig+glasses handicap at first or she'd turn homocoach straight
she was the first one cast too for the spike pit opening, then got the contacts handicap after Ricci was cast

lottie

no season 4 renewal

Deserved

So did Lottie actually tell Akilah to kill the animals or did she just know about the plan because she's magic like she knew Travis was trying to kill her?

It is deserved but it'll probably get renewed. It took them a month to renew the new Dexter and it had better numbers.

Lottie and Jackie by far. Soapy has nice ones but they look like they smell sweaty which I guess is a positive for some footfags. I like what I've seen from Mari but she only has like 2 feet pics out there.

I think they'll get a renewal but with a caveat that it's the last time it will happen. I expect to see a "Yellowjackets renewed for the fourth and final season" announcement, and the writers will just be like "Uhhh yeah we uhh wanted four bro all according to plan"

still didn't get the Cabin Daddy bonus episode with Melanie's husband

what fucking gives????? literally lost media at this stage.

It's for the best. It should have been cancelled after season 2 and they should have wrapped up then when they found out Juliette Lewis wanted to leave. Nats absence in the present timeline was very obviously not planned for and seems like whatever confrontation she was being set up for with Shauna was just given to Tai which doesn't make sense when she was all up in Shaunas ass the first two seasons.

I remember reading somewhere that some hw insider podcast said 4 was going to be it even if it was renewed. I think the execs probably aren't happy with the writing, either, but it still makes some money.

we'll give you s4

but figure it out and cut the budget

So we're down to 3 mains in adult timeline, which is probably where a lot of the dough was being spent.

she was all up in Shaunas ass the first two seasons.

And this season. Until the last episode when they pretend like everything that happened was Shauna's fault. I can't tell if we're supposed to think Shauna was right and the reason they blocked it out is because they all loved what they did and didn't want to admit it or they're retconning.

The fact that they had Misty try to say she figured it out on her own (she didn't) and that it was Shauna's fault for not telling her about the necklace (it had nothing to do with it) suggests the latter.

Right now I almost wish those retarded theories about Walter and Melissa working together to kill the YJs are true.

Maribros?

everyone since s2

mari is obviously pit girl

turns out she was pit girl

everyone acts shocked

No wonder modern tv is trash.

Jackie was right

Right now I almost wish those retarded theories about Walter and Melissa working together to kill the YJs are true.

reminder that the yj writers are known to browse the show's subreddit and find shitty fan theories so there is a non-zero chance of this happening if they think the fans will like it

who the heck burned down the cabin?

they're actually brother and sister

how did misty not know this?

she did but forgot

So now that Nat has contacted the outside world, how long will it be until rescue shows up? You'd think a helicopter could find them in a couple of days. Will Season 4 take place over the course of those couple of days, or will something retarded happen like Shauna shooting down a helicopter.

Krueger said that at the end of S2 the writers told him Ben did it. Then it seems they changed their minds but were stuck with it.

It's still only October, I think. It can't be long after the last episode. They have to kill off 5 people.

what a bunch of cowards, Ben wanting to kill them cause he feels guilty about letting his students become deranged cannibal psychos and to stop them from going back to civilization and causing more harm to others(maybe him also knowing they already have the entity inside them after finding out stuff in the cave and not wanting it to escape the forest with them) would've been a decent plotline for season 3, maybe also have him try to recruit Travis after he starts doubting it all and appeal to him getting revenge for Javi

Callie

This would force the writers commit to the supernatural elements, which they don't seem to want to do.

she looks old this season

That's because she turned 18

That's why I said "maybe" with Ben knowing the supernatural stuff. Still, I think you could write him as acting against the girls on that belief and also leave it open regarding the supernatural by showing Ben growing more insane and paranoid about the wilderness as the season goes by and having Travis doubt him after joining him.
But I guess that would require the writers giving a fuck about the male characters and not being absolute total hacks.

The actress is like 30. You can only conceal it for so long.

So, what's Frodo's endgame?

Vore fetishist who wants to get eaten by Misty and the rest of the Yellowjackets

misty booba.

I want a schizo gf now

He's a simp like the rest of the men on the show. They'll probably end up eating him in the end.

Why didn't the rest of the Yellowjackets just subdue or straight up kill Shauna instead of going though the stupid and contrived hunt to distract her? Literally all of YJ's but Shauna, Lottie and Akilah were in on the plan to let Natalie escape they wouldn't be able to do shit if Travis just decked them.

They are all like Melissa, they don't have the guts to do it

titty tattoo

shame

Why did they frame this as if who she was talking to was going to be some big reveal, when it was just Misty?

You're telling me that fucking Tai or Misty would have any qualms about getting a bit physical? And Melissa didn't have it in her to kill Shauna but she was still able to overpower her. All she would need to do is knock her the fuck out.

This scene makes more sense once you realize It would have been Natalie in that scene and not Tai.

It feels like you're a fucking retard who can't follow what's going on in this show.
kek

She looked old in the pilot. Truly terrible casting for a highschool girl. She looks so much older than any of the girls in the wilderness timeline. At least she was rightfully placed in the hag timeline.

Exactly. These last two episodes were really bad.

She didn't even have the gun or anything. Shauna was only really the leader for one episode. As soon as the opportunity to leave came up the majority were ready to follow Natalie again. I still want to see that pig fuck gen die for pushing her over.
Besides that why was this episode sp poorly put together, the lottie stuff at the start and that weird bed check shit with Natalie that came out of nowhere? Explain this shit.

Jackie is a fucking retard for dying a virgin

She fucked Travis you halfwit mongoloid.

The thought that Travis wouldn't be getting used as a human dildo really breaks the immersion for me

virgin

lmao that psycho bitch tried to kill Travis after Jackie fucked him

At first I thought she was talking to dark tai, after earlier she just decided that she was going to remember everything going forward.

You say stupid shit like this about Travis and Kodiak in every thread.

I haven't posted on this board in like 4 years, schizo

You're not fooling anybody, reddit nigger.

Please seek professional help

They so obviously didn't plan any of this shit. Especially Travis's death ackshually being a nothingburger, and Shauna secretly being a super duper psychopath that the test didn't just gang up on for some reason. The shit with the frog researchers was dumb, it should have just been two of them and Lottie kills the guide instead of some dude, or maybe Tai could have killed him because "muh reputation". Having Shauna keep them there so obviously does not fit with her character in the first two seasons that she even goes "I forgot I was a psychopath lol". What a waste

Also, has soapy ever been in anything good? She cute.

That's just a racket for the jews

Soapy has been in purely slop a24 sharthouse horror except for The Boogeyman which is a dumb insidious type horror but it’s comfy and she’s barefoot in most of it.

slop

sharthouse

I can't trust the word of someone who talks like such a retarded faggot.

They don't do it for the same reason Shauna randomly does shit like parading heads around: The writing says so.

This is especially egregious in the adult timeline where no one talks or works together, just because there would be no story if they did.

misty: my friends suck and don't care about me

walter: yeah, your friends suck and don't care about you

misty: WTF get out, i won't speak to you until episode 9 now!

All the lesbians I follow online love this show. Is it really worth watching? I thought the first two episodes were boring. I did like the Misty character.

They so obviously didn't plan any of this shit

What gave it away?

establish there are 8 people at the iconic feast in the show

lol actually there are a dozen

The show never gets good. Season 2 and 3 were a big drop in quality from the already underwhelming first season.

When the street lights go on

All the lesbians I follow online

Maybe you'd just be better off killing yourself?

That's crazy.

as a Lottie bro my only disappointment is ALL her scenes and lines were cult prophecy themed except "dude your so high" with travis, she was written very one dimensional this season imo

I don’t care what you watch. Suit yourself.

I guess it’s pretty hard for you to make any friends with that antisocial attitude of yours.

I know people in real life. I haven't been reduced to following people online and specifically not a large group of dykes.

Its female Lord of the Flies and is very much written for girls. It has some cool moments however mostly coomer bait if you are a guy with some nice occult themes.

she was written very one dimensional this season imo

Everyone was.

mostly coomer bait

There's barely any of that. The girls are barely sexualising at all outside of a couple of scenes.

Young teen girls, and milfs still count. Its like watching a CW show even though its dumb as shit because there are hot actresses, I know I've done it.

and is very much written for girls

I usually prefer stuff written for girls. Maybe I'll give it another chance. It just might not be interesting to me.

There are some attractive women but the show doesn't parade them around in sexual way 99.9% of the time and they don't do tits and ass shots either the vast majority of the time. This show is about as far from "coomer bait" as you can get, for a show which has some attractive young women in it.

Fucking tranny.