Zoomers are now attacking boomers with popcorn at the kinoplex
Zoomers are now attacking boomers with popcorn at the kinoplex
Fuck boomers
This is OUR movie boomers. Fuck off and watch The Godfather again.
THE FIRE RISES
that guys wife definitely cheats on him
TOTAL BOOMER DEATH
zoomer upising when?
we have to take revenge on the boomers for ruining our life
It's not boomers who ruined shit, it was millenials.
I'm sorry, the avocado toast was too tempting. I simply couldn't help myself.
Trump's got your back on that. He majorly fucking boomers that's why 90% of the anti-trump protests are white old people.
They the only ones with stocks and retirement funds.
chased out
kek noodle arm beta generation
Boomers and Gen X own all the property, Millenials just bought the leftover scraps.
Sure mr soi kek.
spamming jeet is back
Did you really have to mention Tr*mp?
kek noodle arm beta generation
did you runaway after making this post? lmao puss
slow ahh unc couldn't even catch the zoomchad and had to call the popo
LMAO sybau unc you wouldn't do shi
Watch the godfather again
BANE YOU SUNNOVA- ACK
Boomers and zoomers is not literal these days most millennials are boomers, anyone under 20 is a zoomer
Yeah, I ran straight into your mother's pussy lmao.
going to a kinoplex in current year plus 10
can't be me
What's the point of typing Trump's name like a faggot?
based hahahah
No zoomers are in their mid-late 20s now
zoomer boomer doomer gooner
Can someone tell the passage of time to FUCK OFF for me?
AI sloppa
das rite boomer!
Doris! Those damn kids are making robotic pictures again!
Did you censor trump? What a gaylord
I cant even say his f*cking name...orange hitl- nay i mean ORANGE SATAN! That f*cking orange piece of SH*T
Zoomers are faggots
Can’t Trump bring the draft back and send these Zooemrs to die for Israel already?
Yea thats why i voted for him. Just dont like zoomers. Instead he's fucking the economy for us older folks. He's betraying us.
Here's the video
Might as well have not uploaded it. Can't see shit.
Turn your monitor on
massive L for boomers ya'll dun cooked fr :skull:
whos unc is this??
yet that sloppa is better than any art you have ever created or will ever create
I'd love it if a zoomer attacked me. I long for the day that I can legally put two holes in someone's chest.
This absolute slop of a movie is becoming the new normie warzone and as per usual the battle of zoomie and boomer rages on!
Based just let kids enjoy things. We needed this movie to heal our generational trauma caused by boomers.
your dick must be so small.
The boomers finna get chicken jockeyd lol
I hate how you fags think acting like pick me girls to old people will get them to like you. Most of them think anyone under 45 is a millennial, but don’t let that stop you from gobbling on their cocks
ayo whose unc is this?
Zoomers are gay and annoying
Is that guy black?
This is why you bring guns to theater. Shoot any broccolifags that mess with you.
this is how women argue, are you a woman
That’s because Zoomers take so much HRT and watch sissy hypno videos.
They are the gayest generation of all time.
Your generation championed Arcade Fire. You led them to it.
LMAO! this is the funniest video ever!
funeral slaps
I don't think it's actually zoomers. It sounds like gen x to me. They always do stuff and then blame it on their little brother or someone else. People forget how they are because they have been blaming things on millenials for so long they started to believe it. Look at any millenial writing thread and 90% of the time it is gen x.
NGL best the shit out of them they prolly stop doing this cringe shit, good on him wish he would have caught the ass beating in camera
Your sexually degenerate if his self defense proactive post made you think about his dick size, you gay as hell boi
This anon speaks the truth.
Gen X get away with so much shit and blame the millennials.
Especially bad writing in video games and shows.
Imagine growing up on Minecraft
Zoomers are gay and proud, anon. Why don’t think they wear Pride flags everywhere? They can’t go one minute without thinking of gay sex.
DAY OF THE PILLOW
CHICKEN JOCKEYD BOOMER LOL
Thats assault, brotha.
You double dare me??
My parents went to the movies tonight, am I gonna be an orphan Anon Babble?
BILL BURR GOT REKT
millenial writing thread
The idea of Zoomers criticizing any other generation is pretty ridiculous. The only reason their generation isn't the worst by a large margin is that Gen Alpha has all the same flaws but is also illiterate.
Minecraft is the movie that people expected Joker to be
what was the boomer doing there anyway
You know all of those posts where people say they are 35 and think it's funny?
Being a retard, i'm 41 years old, the only reason i went to the theater see this shit because i went with my youngest son.
At least he had fun.
This, Minecraft movie is the Joker of our generation, Minecraft 2 gonna get Jack Black raped to correct his behave
I mean, Zoomers LOVE to suck old, smegma-encrusted cock because they’ve been tricked into thinking it’s based and trad
Such a remarkably fucking stupid generation of bootlickers and cocksuckers
Minecraft 2: Jack gets BLACKED by an Enderman
May I say based and very redpilled
Am I the only one just upset about the waste of nice tasty popcorn? And at the movies especially given how expensive it usually is? Guess I'm a boomer too. Like ok throw a little bit if you want to be damn it I'd rather eat the popcorn.
only acceptable in this case. otherwise you'll just look like a nonce and get dunked on.
We grow so much fucking corn every year it's insane.
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We have now reached "Pickle Rick at Mcdonalds"
Well there's lots of corn subsidies. Dunno how much that effects popcorn though.
its such a nutritionally worthless crop too. only good for fuel and goyslop
getting some plyometrics in mid-movie
no wonder boomers are all fat
Hoping someone pumps a little zoomie up with lead
not understanding how generations work
sub-80 iq moment
not understanding memes
No. Wasting food is dumb. Especially when there are so many in the world starving. Zoomers take everything for granted.
This
WHATABOUT THE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA AND INDIA????
Hopefully they starve even faster
Especially when there are so many in the world starving
God, if only. Maybe then they'd stop breeding like bacteria. This isn't the 20th century.
Everything in the concessions has corn in it. Corn syrup in the soda, high fructose corn in the candy, corn in the popcorn obviously, corn oil what I shall laughingly refer to as "butter"....
Maybe they should grow corn.
LMAO'ing at this impotent boomer rage and his fantasies
You won't do shit and even if you did, you'd have to resort to a weapon because you're a weak little BITCH
Zoomers… it is once again time for those uncomfortable questions…
name anything good in the past 10 years
it can be a show, film, music, a play, something else even
Checked. Truth.
What about the salt? Actually don't answer that. I think I already know.
pretty based
lil' buck wants his bussy raped
lol son im 6’4” and a half with a big dick
Have still yet to meet a zoomer ready with a comeback to “take it easy little guy”
Well yeah, it's a zoomer meme after all.
Chill out lil bro it's not that deep
One thing i've learned, don't get between a zoomer and his minecraft. It will not end well.
lol
6'4
The average zoomer is 6'2 by the time they turn 14. You'd get laid out by the average ZoomerGAWD before you'd know what hit you.
Zoomerbvlls are literally the Nephilim try fucking with them motherfucker
I'd double tap a nigger as necessary to put him down, but for a zoomer, I'll dump the whole mag
Why do boomers hate fun?
You guys should just fuck and get it over with
Why do Zoomers hate dignity and manners?
What these kids need is to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
Their parents never disciplined them.
That’s not fun, that’s being an obnoxious asshole.
Also animal endangerment.
I hope you're a vegan or some shit because otherwise stfu
rowdy teenagers
teens
yeah, those are on the list already i think
why don't you do it, pussy? is this your way of coping with your impotence and hair loss?
goodreads.com
Isn't that old and reads like a pretty classic fantasy adventure with some world building that I enjoyed.
Bro thought he was cooking with this
Why does every zoomer wear glasses? Why is every screening have absolutely zero girls?
What’s with the four-eyed sausage parties?
be me
be born at the turn of the millennium
muslims immediately declare jihad on murica
24/7 paranoia fueled surveillance is my reality from now on
also because a couple egdelords shot up their school before I was born, I'll be constantly screened for all my school career and treated as potential killer because I like to wear hoodies
be 9 years old
major economic crisis I can't even comprehend sinks my family into debt and permanently changes the job market and economy I will enter 10 years from now
around that time personal dopamine drip feed machines are also introduced
mfw I was too dumb to realize the physiological, psychological and philosophical implications of this at 9 and played candy crush instead of subscribing to an ascetic lifestyle
I get introduced to porn at 10 and have unlimited access to it
all social life is moved to the phone, by the time I wanna ask girls out they're already comparing me to tall chads across the globe
not that I would, because ever since I was born I've been told I'm evil for having a penis, and if I look at any woman with lust or attraction, I'm a piece of shit to the core of my being
this is also around the time I rolled the Russian roulette on whether I would cut my cock off
to top it all off didn't invest in crypto at 13, the one economic opportunity of my generation, instead I wasted my entire portfolio on Runescape memberships
Zoomer bros, you gotta admit we are at fault here. Based millenials and gen xers are right about everything
It makes a fun video but that thing was probably stinking up the theater pissing and shitting everywhere.
Millennial bros... they're killing us
Am I the only one who feels that this is some kind of psyop.
I just don't get why zoomers would care so much about the MC movie. Why do they care about Jack Black? He was millennial with the Pick of Destiny and such. The "memes" doesn't feel natural, who have ever cared about the chicken jockey?
Please talk like an actual genuine non-sarcastic human.
post yfw a based boomer shoots a zoomer for throwing popcorn
Millennials are gonna start attacking Zoomers at the next MCU film, that's THEIR turf.
Millenials didn't ruin shit you faggot. Millenials had about as much hope as zoomers have in this world. Boomers fucked us all. Gen x weren't much better. Millenials and zoomers have grown up in the post-boomer fallout with no hope of ever having a decent life. Imagine trying to palm shit off on millenials. Worst thing they did was be a bit cringe and buy funko pops, they didn't destroy western civilization like you boomer faggots.
Why does every zoomer wear glasses?
Because they stare close at their phones every minute of their life.
at the next MCU film
good thing it'll be empty
Bro begging me to go easy on the aura farming.
too much screen time in the dark fucks up your vision
I sometimes wonder if their brains are permanently hardwired this way now.
I really hope you don't eat meat, anon.
Fantasizes about people getting murdered
erm ackshually ur the problem sweaty
lmao you or any boomer wouldn't do shit
I just don't get why zoomers would care so much about the MC movie.
It is not about the MC movie. They just want to act obnoxious and get views on social media. The Minecraft movie is just an excuse for them. The only life goal in a Zoomer’s life is being popular on social media.
It's a meme because of how ridiculous it is. Jack Black in a live action Minecraft movie, saying the names of mobs/items in the game, in a manner that feels forced and lacking in any subtlety; delivered in an awkward and goofy tone.
That's every jack black movie.
It actually happened lil bro
abcnews.go.com
he's right, we ruined everything i'm fucking glad we did
we are the most powerful generation in recent history and we're just beginning
Bro really thinks he in an edit
mirin 'ceps
tbf millenials ruined workplaces with their alegria bean bag chair shit, and together with gen x created social media
what's one thing you enjoy?
Bro, I didn't do shit. The world has been falling to pieces since I was about 16.
Fortnite
All initiatives pushed by boomers after Apples corpo minimalism became the in thing
Oh no, not bean bag chairs...
contacting my fellow millennials, we'll ruin that too, find a way to make it even gayer and lamer than it already is
alegria was ordered and commissioned by boomers, who thought that the future and its profits would be brown, ugly and gay, based on the sheer number of non-white, liberal and lgbt zoomers in surveys
Move to China for affordable housing and jerbs, that's what hedge funds did.
Tru. We should actually do that.
Can we make a stink about the guns turning kids into school shooters, and make them replace them with nerf guns?
On it boss.
You are not him
I am Steve.
I am Sneed
Millenial here. I followed Anon Babble and got crypto rich so I ruined retirement by moving to SEA and living like a white king
Deserved tbqh, way too old to be at the minecraft movie without kids
imagine the smell
they send 3 cars to an upitty zoomer?
2 cars were already there for zoomer-related shenanigans.
they idolize blacks
This but unironically
"Now I... have become STEEEEVE, the destroyer of theaters"
Boomers were trained that television is correct. That is why they think millennials are dumb and COVID was real. All they did was give an excuse for generation alpha to hate them and television to stop lying to kids. That is why female sports exist as "women's" sports despite never supporting them. The best teacher is a smoking hot woman not a dude who stares at men sweating until he finds himself in the company of teenage girls. That is clearly faggot behavior
Legalised the Civil Rights act and gay marriage
Uhhh how about no
Then again the "greatest generation" made the bad guys win WW2
When did this place become filled with pussified redditors?
15 years ago
You would die in seconds boomer
The sons of skibidi mog you because we all gymcel and looksmaxx obsessively
millenials ruined everything by being the first victims of boomers
kill yourself
When did anons like you become such dumb assholes who think causing messes and being a menace to others to get views on tiktok is something that should be celebrated?
Basedjaks.
based
just say gay, faggot.
He didn't just list the names of items and power ups in the Mario movie tho
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
based
You dropped this
let the kids have fun i think ill join the-ACK
$10 for a year long memory is nothing l
Wake me up when we start the $2,000 hangings
You know we can go outside and see you right? Every one of you is a skinny twig.
NOOOO NOT THE POOR JANNIES DOING WHAT THEY'RE PAID FOR, THEY JUST SPILLED THE $200 WORTH OF POPCORN THAT THE THEATER SELLS AT 99.9% PROFIT
If your workload is X and I give you X^2 but offer you the same shitty pay would you get mad?
Fuck off and watch The Godfather again.
Putting Minecraft movie and The Godfather in the same thought...
>called the cops
why did it take you 45 minutes to respond to my armed break in?
sorry, all our units were tied up in Minecraft related theater calls
I wouldn’t. I’d eat the free popcorn. It’s what no one ever does
Based Chicken Jockey
What a bunch of jackasses.
The world needs more heroes like you.
Do you think this couple got laid that nighttime? Or was this the point she realized she was dating a manchild well below her league ?
The arrested development in America is real
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!
How do zoomers continue to get more and more retarded?
Zoomer gf brought up chicken jockey to me today. Is this what they mean when they say age gaps are difficult?
What’s your imaginary zoomer gf’s take on the whole thing?
Mico plastics in their brains and autism.
Zoomers see people acting like assholes ok social media and getting rich and fame off it, thus they imitate them.
These are are same zoomers that worship Fazeclan and other crypto scammers.
We were so focussed on tiktok we didn't see youtube ruining a whole generation
we are getting a sequel for sure
She said something about a level 10 gyatt but it was hard to hear over the sound of my labored breathing and the throbbing of my fucked arteries making my ears ring
Haha, what? There are 0 politicians who are millennials
good, then you can stay in there you man-sized baby
JD Vance, ding dong
She actually said she didn't think it was real and the media were pushing it for marketing and that you're probably a jeet
actually kek'd this is like a S-tier kill tony joke btw
The only actual zoomers who use Anon Babble are cat boy fuentes apologists. Most of the "soillenial" posts are from Indian spammers.
that's the gay brown dude right?
structuring your life around approval from women
Assuming you’re close to my age (32), then yeah. The last good year was probably 2007. Even if I’m off plus or minus a year, everything was FUCKED by the time we came of age.
Wait did they actually take the flour advice? That didn't look like popcorn on the back of those seats.
IKR, DOWNVOTED!!!!!
CHICKEN JOCKEY! CHICKEN JOCKEY!
LOL
More likely you get yourself in a situation that lands you in prison retard
total boomer death
People aren't starving dude
kekaroo! jannies btfo
Lol the lights go on instantly
Boomer dont understand the concept of irony and being ironic/unironic
Sadge!
Mmm she's beautiful
ironically wasting $30 on a ticket and popcorn to get kicked out of a shitty kiddie movie and own the boomers
unironically calling the cops to movie theater (while watching a slop that was intended for younger audience) because the younger audience decided to being ironic in theater
Worth it. You lost.
zoomer upising when?
You chicken shit sissy worms don’t even have a drivers license.
Measure with your mouth.
lamoooo BODY SLAMMED that theater worker bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked that. I liked that post.
I just took my kid, who is in kindergarten, to see this and like 4 rows in front of us there were a bunch of teenagers recording the movie on their phone and they all cheered and hooted when Jack Black said "chicken jockey".
I hate teenagers.
a group of teens
Uh oh...
They've upgraded to egging the boomers and their kids lmfao. Also apparently they are deliberately flooding the bathrooms right before a showing to distract the jannies from the chaos in the theater.
Pretty obvious this movie is for little kids. I hope some pissed off boomer pulls a literal gun on one of these kids and shoots off an ear or something.
We were just pretending to be retarded!
It really is such a phenomenon that makes moviegoers become more insane.
One way transformation, you think they'll stop throwing drinks and eggs after the movie? They'll be vandalizing cars and mugging people on the streets like their negroid role models soon enough.
youtube.com
yeah just fucking shoot them. Straight up off the next one that does this and that should quell the trend for a day or so.
own the boomers
do you really believe that motivates them in any way
The zoomers are rising up. Millennibros... I don't feel so good.
BASED. I stand with zoomers against the boomer menace.
Everything zoomers do is performative for online clout. They have adopted the negroid pastime of inconveniencing and disturbing bystanders in order to feel validated. Zoomers are no different than those black people who talk on speakerphone in public places or blast YouTube/rap music at full volume in the doctor’s office waiting room.
THIS
Chicken Jockey is the most hilarious thing to come from Zoomers.
You faggots would have cried about the Scientology Raids, and the Habbo Hotel Raids. You would have seethed and cried about the Party Van.
Neck yourselves.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
This