are you a tv nerd?
Are you a tv nerd?
Jocks aren't reading anything this post was written by a woman
Nobody is reading anything. Go to any book store - it's literally 90% NYT sloppa and "romantasy" erotica books for the ladies
Jocks aren't reading shit. They're watching youtube videos of influencers who claim to read the Classics but clearly haven't.
Also if you're a nerd you fucking hate most comic book movie shit for what they did to your favorite arc/character
Tbf I didn't pay for a book or a movie in the last 15 years
implying a woman would say something this positive about men
Nobody
Women are reading, which is why its all romance slop.
What?
Meanwhile the real Chads are asking AI to summarize obscure literature as greentext posts
t. nerd
This
the seethe is palpable. go back to jacking off to your japanese cartoons on discord faggots
No, jocks are busy trying to bang every woman on dating apps. The only people reading ancient philosophical texts are losers looking for anyone to agree with their incel ideology for why they can't get laid. Omg bros we need to RETVRN its the only chance I'll ever have. Please bros just abandon modern society where I can't compete!
Imagine unironically saying incel in 2025 lmao
obscure
aristotle
don't really read much anymore, but I do listen to a lot of audiobooks.
buying books in person
even being surprised people are not buying shit in a store instead of online like 90% of the other shit they buy
Audiobooks
The ancient Greeks intended their works to be read aloud so this is actually more authentic
It was written by a nerd who LARP as a jock on xitter
I'd go to the store if everything wasn't twice as much
this meme was made by an underage nerd who hasn't read aristotle, but has read his wikipedia page
audiobook meme
The readers always take so long to articulate everything. You can read yourself at three times the pace. What's the point, mate? It's not like you can do something else with it on.
It's not like you can do something else with it on.
???
brainlet?
fpbp
It's actually the other way around. Disney movies are normiecore, philosophic texts are niche.
You're telling that you're watching tv or playing a game with a novel on? And not missing critical parts? Adhd zoomie, that's absurd.
Also if you're a nerd you fucking hate most comic book movie shit for what they did to your favorite arc/character
I like Miles Morales way more than Peter
Nigger do you not have a life?
Commutes, chores, exercising, yardwork/mowing, Working on Tabletop maps.
Also if you cannot play games like rimworld/EU4 while paying attention to an audiobook you are indeed a brainlet. I don't know what to tell you.
you're deluding yourself, but fine. Imagine that you're super smart and really can follow the plots that are being read to you.
Dude are you kidding me? Most people can do this.
store
Guy it's online for free.
You are not a Jock. You did not do high school sports, you did not fuck your way through college. You are a loser who plays map games and posts greek statues you don't look like. You read old philosophical shit not because you want to understand it but because you like the image of the warrior poet, the most you get out of it is the ability to understand surface level memes about it on based wojak facebook pages.
I'm a big fan of Klassen, his newer stuff is quite nice
I love reading and I love watching MCU movies (the good ones anyway). Pic related is what I've read this year
nerds vs jocks
What is this highschool?
find a great audiobook with a good reader
get other books by the author
different readers and they all suck
It hurts. Especially when they were all recorded within a few years of eachother. Why they almost always find the worst readers for non fiction I do not know.
Here's a ranked list of every book I've ever read
thomas harris in S tier
good
jocks watch recaps of greek lit from indian nerds who are roleplaying as jocks
Thinking Aristotle is obscure speaks volumes here.