Anuksunamun

anuksunamun,,,

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subjected to thousands upon thousands of years of torture as you are eaten by bugs, suffer the effects of dehydration and hunger, and your flesh literally wastes away

by a fool's luck, you are freed from your prison and enact an entirely convoluted, improbable resurrection of your long-lost love

a mere 24 hours later, at your moment of greatest need and vulnerability, she straight up ditches you

imhotepbros, why is life like this?

I think he has another movie in him. I dont care if he died or whatever. Magic shit brings him back and have him work with Rick to defeat some greater evil.

He chose the thurst of power over her when she begged him to stay, thats why. Also their love is not so powerful and true from the begin with

ambatakum

ambukamulhk cucked and chucked
why does the mummy exist in the scooby doo universe

rip

Lemme anumsunasumthin' Rick...

The way she dies gave me a boner as a kid

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Imagine Brendan Fraser reprising his role as Rick O'Connell

This is the worst and stupidest death in the franchise. She just trips over on the way out and dies out of nowhere. There's no meaning or poetry to it.

She just trips over on the way out

She's a woman in an action movie that's a homage to 50's adventure serials. There is nothing unusual here at all.

I remember that in the (shitty) 3rd movie with Jet Li, they had a villain who was about to be crushed to death in the ending. Then his female henchmen tried to save him, he told her to go away, she refused and they both died. I wonder if they did that as a reference to Imhotep.

i just realized he's mimicking the pharaoh on the wall

Something that's always confused me. Anuksunamun's ghost was in her old body 10(?) years earlier. Imhotep says she's only a reincarnation in body, so far. Then she gets ghost soup from the pool and gets (more) memories. So one part of her reincarnated and one didn't?

was having a fight with my family and wanted to get out of the house so i went to the theater. first movie i saw alone. it was so fucking bad. i don't even remember anything about it.

a mere 24 hours later, at your moment of greatest need and vulnerability, she straight up ditches you

Only now at 36 I know how this feels.

He was a bald sub5 manlet. Honestly this nigga should have knew better. What the fuck did he expect exactly?

I watched an interview with Kevin J O'Connor and he said the director had an idea to bring back Beni in the Mummy Returns cause he was going to get resurrected as a partially decomposed servant to Imhotep but they nixed the idea because the movie had too much shit in it already

There's no meaning or poetry to it.

Perfectly intended.
Imhotep's death is peotic, meaningful, it makes you feel sorry for the evil guy, it's emotional, it even connects in an unspoken level to the MC.
It's a great contrast, you are just too plebian to realize

She literally killed her first lover to be with him. If he didn't see the betrayal coming a mile away he's an idiot

No amount of time or power can change the fickle heart of a woman

Only thing I remember is

They tried a pass the torch movie

The MC women was raunchy, like a bad bootleg attempt to replace the previous actress, like very cheap. I distintly remember this women being so far of the rachel weisz scale as to be a bit revolting, like watching a porn parody actress replacing an actress

Some cool CGI yetis being bros

Terracota army

That's about it

The meaning is she dies running away from her lover, abandoning him to die. She runs so fast she cant stop her momentum and falls into a pit of flesh eating beetles. Do you understand? She was such a coward she caused both their deaths

trusted a woman

UH OH BIG MISTAKE

It sucks

one of history’s biggest simps. It’s like Jack at the end of titanic when he just lets go of the flotsam and dies

Jack already froze to death

he could have hopped onto the flotsam and gotten warmed by those thighs

I felt sorry for him desu

Ambahtakum

don't forget the worst part, he sees his rival beg his wife to save herself and leave him be, and despite that she still comes back for him

......NAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Sneaking into the pharaoh's quarters...heavy risk...but the priiize

What ps3 game is this

How come they dont make movies like this anymore?

easily worth getting mummified alive

uncharted

You can't have a strong husband and father with a faithful wife.

What you expected her to go out dying by the heroes blade while the hero rattles off a quippy one liner? Nope, sorry, she suffers an excruciating horrible death while the heroes are busy saving each other. Its called justice

I think that Sahara movie killed classic adventure movies.

Sahara

holy shit, memory unlocked. that movie was ungodly bad

Is it true chinks still haven't opened the tomb because of the mercury?