What a fucking waste of a character holy shit
What a fucking waste of a character holy shit
abrams the retard shoulda just brought him back to life in the next one, being the one who cheated death and all
Just more evidence that Disney had no fucking idea what they were doing when they wrote the sequels. And Snoke, seriously? Snoke? This is the best name they could come up with for their main big bad "villain" that dies like a bitch instantly in the second movie after getting just a few minutes screentime? Pathetic.
I get wanting to dress a Dark Side user in something other than black, but that robe just reminds me of Hugh Hefner if he had no sense of restraint.
It's still crazy how his origin story was handwaved from the very beginning. How did he acquire his force skills? He just did. How did he become leader of the First Order? He just did. How did he gain influence over Kylo Ren? He just did, ok?
You now remember Disney's damage-control campaign to label all TLJ criticism as Russian bots
I love how the reveal of Palatine's return completely contradicted everything that was established about this guy.
Gone too soon, we still don't know who the fuck he was.
bro he was clearly some kind of biological flesh puppet piloted by palpatine, it wasn't that subtle
I’m sick of villain and hero backstory.
But they should still have a story and Snoke is crap. We don’t know shit about him from the movies. It’s rediculous.
It can be a shitty movie that pretty much all of the Star Wars fandom rejected and Russian bots can still have been used to brigade against it, those two things can both be true
Pretty sure the FSB has better things to do than discourage people from wanting to watch a movie.
Well, he was a very old being who had been watching and hiding his time until- no, scratch that, he was a creation of the late emperor who was carrying out his plans, even though him wanting to kill Rey makes no sense with that in mind.
Wholeheartedly agree. Six-hour long sludge content has trained a good chunk of people to have an undying thirst for lore and backstory, causing them to view any sort of unexplained phenomena as a plot hole or lazy writing
If these people had it their way, there would be an entire hour dedicated to humanizing the mouse droid in each film
That feels when your attempt at providing an answer just raises further questions.
I WILL KILL EVERY FUCKING REBEL SCUM IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY
SIEG HEIL! PRAISE HITLER! TOTAL REBEL DEATH!
I'm the spy
What the fuck was all that about? Reminder that he currently has the highest kill count in SW lore (about 155 Billion)
They only did that retcon in the third film
It really comes down to show vs tell. We had no backstory for Maul in Episode 1 but it works because he's a shadowy assassin. His one scene with dialogue tells you everything you need to know about his origin and motivations.
It really comes down to show vs tell. We had no backstory for Maul in Episode 1 but it works because he's a shadowy assassin. His one scene with dialogue tells you everything you need to know about his origin and motivations.
It helps that his actions and motives were internally consistent and made sense with the overall story.
Not really. He was just not-Palpatine
It could've been worse. He could've had such a lack of a filter that he needed to drug himself so he wouldn't constantly insult everybody.
Was anyone else excited by the idea that he was a giant? I remember when they announced he wasn't, it was basically the catalyst for me not caring about Disney Wars as a whole
Hot take: Star Wars was a great idea on paper, but it was botched from the start. From wardrobe, to set design, character design, prop design, most but not all of the score, most of the casting etc.
It should be remade.
TFA was kinoslop and I'm sick of pretending it's not
Threadly reminder that when TFA came out Disney said Snoke was NOT Sith.
Kinoslop? What does that mean?
Even without any further explanation, this alone would have been a major improvement to his character.
Exactly what it says on the tin
Skelator is the greatest He-Man character and I'm tired of hearing he wasn't.
And he was a good friend.
It's emperor Palpatine v2
He sucked and the whole trilogy should've been canned at the idea stage.
But that could mean either a movie that is slop or slop that is kino.
Was the whole Sequel Trilogy and it's adjacent works a case of too many cooks?
He was Pickle Palpatine per Rise of Skywalker
That's a story for another time chud
Holy FUCKING kek
It's slop that's kino
He killed 155 billion to save trillions
They completely fucked up Hux's character.
Hux should have represented the traditional military way of doing things. Which puts him at odds with Kylo and his sith shit. After Kylo seizes power, it should have been Hux who attempts a powergrab at the end with a three way fight between Kylo loyalists, Hux factionalists and the "Resistance/Rebels". They could have even kept the he's the leak simply because he wants to discredit and weaken Kylo's position. Instead it was just LMAO DUDE IM BUTTHURT
Fuck nuwars It pisses me off
On a positive note this event didn't seem to affect anyone that much.
You could say that about any character in this train wreck
Gentlemen...
Also while I am at it. I cannot believe they had the audacity to pull the whole WE ARE THE RESISTANCE RAG TAG REBELS vs BIG BAD GUYS
Fuck off, it should have been New Republic Defense Force vs First Order. Movie could have started the Republic celebrating their founding day and holding a massive naval rally for this event, then the First Order makes their move by unleashing starkiller base wiping out massive parts of their fleet, leveling the playing field in the First Orders advantage then the war begins. Think a pearl harbor style strike but successful
Literally any random dork on this site could have come up with a better story.
They're not genuine movies and have no genuine characters, so who gives a fuck. Nothing to get upset about whatsoever.
Everything else was so shit that the name "Snoke" doesn't get nearly the hate it deserves, despite the fact that it was an early symptom of the whole disease. A goofy name could work if the villain ever became actually interesting and intimidating. But they couldn't do that, so we're just left with "Snoke".
People like to solely blame soulless retards at Disney but this fuck head is equally to blame.
TFA has all the telltale signs of his typical bullshit. Oh yeah brah im totally a fan of this franchise, yet it always feels like some guy who speed read some wikipedia summary page. At least this shit show exposed what a fraud and hack he is.
more impactful than my shitty existence
That'd damage control for any and all prog-slop these days.
Since they were still going with the nazi allegory thing, they could've made the rise of the first order similar to how ww2 went, with germany blitzkrieging half of europe and only getting BTFO after people thought they were gonna take over the whole world. Rare case where it actually would have been better writing to make it MORE hamfisted, because what we got was just so awful and directionless.
New Republic Defense Force
The heir army to the original Rebel Alliance staff, officers, pilots soldiers etc were removed from the movies
This is straight up nefarious when you think about it.