/wlg/ The White Lotus General

TOTAL PAMPOSTER DEATH

How many brotherly handjobs do you think it will need for him to cheer up again?

Very predictable finally

is season 3 worth watching?

none of the characters clicked with me initially

You’re just being buyest because you loved the season 2 finally more

Lochy get revived without CPR or anti-arrthymic drugs.

This level of plot armour is just embarrassing.

Just watch it backwards

for me, it's these two

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When will Anon Babble admit I was the only poster who said Jim was gonna be Rick's father

lochybros do we ever get tired of winning?

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yes but don't expect to be nowhere near the level of 1 and 2

ass I would tongue fuck

that random moment where girl on right is caught changing just so we could see her topless

Dare I say, based Mike White?

The plant being lethal at all was just bullshit.

how so? There are fruits that have deadly poisonous seeds. Grind seeds from 50 apples and it would kill a man

Fuhkin hooahs

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also samefag to say the way the color scheme and fabric patterns make it look like he’s already drowned is kino.

Weird

It's better than S1.

LMAO

i didn't even say it because it was obvious after ep7

rolling for homosaxuals

Why would you tonguefuck the ugly Thais but not Saxon?

It actually has a deep and profound meaning, you just don't get it.

You heard me.

Cinematography is top tier.
Other stuff is average.
Think of it as a pretty to look at soap opera.

Victoria "lost", all things considered. She's vain, concerned with her social status and what the bitches at the country club say about her. If Piper spending a year at buddhist camp kept her up at night thinking about the embarrassment, Tim's little whoopsie is a thousand times worse

I saw that and thought "fuck, he's right". Spoiled a little of the season for me.

all three seasons are kino but for me s1 is still the best. Armond tips the scale

drink bleach

I would suck jason isaacs jewish shlong so hard

The majority of Anon Babble and Twitter were saying that even before we met the dad

Family is bougie af, can't live without drugs or AC

We'll get through it as a family

Yeah he's gonna exercise his 2A rights the moment he steps on USAian soil.

not pamposter but she deserved some conclusion. tim promised he would give her a big tip in episode 1 they could have done something with at, like her expecting it and him being obviously unable to due to the lack of money

hell how did victoria and piper were still buying jewlery in the final day?

Based and Amityvillepilled

He had a pulse, bo bingus. No need to thump him.

crafting a harem made of all the hottest and most beautiful women from the white lotus seasons 1-3 and lochlan is also there as a sort of court eunuch that i also fuck.

Some anon in the last thread said that everyone on set hated Parker Posey and I was curious where he heard that

Aimee Lou Wood did say that the shoot was extremely stressful and having to all be in the same hotel made it difficult

i think they were just browsing

The better written rich white siblings.

Honestly that family was retarded.

they really dropped the ball with rick's plot. worst storyline in the entire show

Chaotic casting can lead to this, from the HR article it seems MW follows the Survivor script and just sees what happens when he drops 12-15 B-listers in some exotic location

was olivia a lesbian?

So what was the point of the incest stuff? Lochlan never learned to not be a gross little weasel and it did nothing for Saxon except increase his homophobia

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Sam Rockwell X

This was made by a straight man pretending to be gay

I could forgive all the shit that didn't make sense, but to think a 5* elite tier hotel would have lethal fruit right there is pants on head retarded.

If you haven’t watched it yet but have any desire to do so whatsoever at any point, I suggest you leave this thread bro

Thanks for the response, here:
I actually believe it since I saw her complaining about the heat in an interview. Any more interesting stories or gossip from the set?

Quinn's storyline was kino but Olivia was just an uppity, cunty, jealous bitch whose entire character arc was "check your privilege, white girl"

The fruit isn’t toxic, the seeds are toxic. Plenty of high class establishments have apple trees and peach trees on premise, retard.

only the seeds are lethal

Didn't see the new thread. Copypasting my response here:

It’s rumored he didn’t get along with the Tim actor at all

Jason Isaacs is a shit stirrer extraordinaire. A textbook Chatty Cathy who will speak shit about everyone behind everyone's back. He wasn't very popular with the cast at all. Goggins, like I said, got along just fine when he was socializing, but he spent most of the time on his own.

Where did you hear that about Posey? Only thing I heard was that she didn’t party with them at all but I think it’s just because she’s sober

Believe it or not, I am acquainted with the show and was there. Posey was complaining all the time about the weather, the heat, the food, the hours, everything and just had a primadonna actress "my shit doesn't stink" vibe all the time. Very stuck up and very unpopular with everyone. I don't know her apart from this experience, but from what I heard, this is exactly how she is even in her native NYC. To give you an idea, her character was basically her, just stepped up a notch.

5 million money transfer in the matter of hours

lol

OD on cardiac glycosides

It'll be VTach going into asystole. Even then if he survives without CPR he'll have hypoxic brain injury.

Are you me? Or any of the dozens of other posters who called it almost immediately? Cool your jets

Ego death for saxman (his own brother gave him a handy because he felt bad for sax)
Ego boost for Lochy (got to help his bro out with a friendly brojob)

Did Goggins and Aimee have an affair?

Any other interesting things or stories you could tell us about the cast?

This is the correct take. Season two and three were missing something because there was no electric character like Armond to be seen

I'm (mostly) straight, but that dude is just absurdly handsome.

20 years ago he would have absolutely mogged Schwarzenegger, the little twink, hell even Goggins' weird chiseled physique.

I saw a clip of Scott Galloway talking about his role as the voice on the other end of the devastating work phone calls, and he made a point to say: "Yeah, they sent this ridiculously handsome, charming British guy to help with my lines".

fake reason: it illustrated the cycle of attachment, craving, and disillusion that sam rockwell talked about in his monologue. coveting the qualities of a thing so much that you begin to obsessively covet the thing itself in a misplaced attempt to appropriate the qualities of the thing for yourself. this leads to a painful and destabilizing ego-bulimia where you indulge, repent, indulge, repent ad nauseum.

real reason: because it was hot

Daphne is queen

Tim just goes cold turkey off benzos he's been gulping down all week

Lochy just wakes up lol

Pornchai gets left behind dick in hand

Beta pussy Gaitok turns into chad alpha bodyguard

Briteeth couldn't save le troubled man

Hags live together happily ever after as best friends forever

What else did I miss in this dogshit season.

Not that I know of. Actually, I'm pretty sure they didn't.
It was a miserable shoot for sure, but the actors tried to make the most of it by partying and trying to have a good time off set. Charlotte Le Bon banged quite a few people lol. Generally, most of them tried to be positive during the shoot, it was mostly Posey shitting up the already challenging days by her elite tier Karen complaining and primadonna behaviour and Isaacs being a shit stirrer as if he were 15 years old.

Just clarifying for the guy in the last thread, MVP means “most valuable player”

Enlightened is another Mike White kino and you should watch it

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imagine hiring Laura Dern to do absolutely nothing related to the specified job description

Mook stood there and smilled

Mainly because her face is stuck that way ever since she fixed the mess that was going on before

Lol such a fucking LARP

Charlotte Le Bon banged quite a few people

Like other actors or just randoms? That’s awesome

Is Aimee Lou Wood as nice as she seems? She seemed particularly stressed from the shoot

i couldn't stand the monologues. like i get that it is her character and all but i really dont care that much

The hags are traumatized forever because of based Rick

In the podcast mike white mentioned she actually fucks zion but they had to cut it from the script
No I'm not fucking with you

Poor Saxon. No matter how his life goes, he'll always feel empty inside, like he's missing something to make his life complete. He's very relatable

Piper might as well just have stayed since now she's gonna be a broke bitch lmao

Isaacs

That actually tracks from the press tour I’ve seen with him. Dude never stops yapping and tries too hard to be funny

Mook desu is the woman standing behind the successful man.
Kept motivating him, didn't leave him for some other rich cunt.
Very trad and asianpilled, whitey wouldn't get it.

This just adds more credence to the family Jonestowning theory, the last 15 min don't seem real

Yes I would love to see her reaction when she finds out

That was always the ending for the hag trio.

This season had the best character development than any of the previous seasons. In other seasons most of the characters were unlikable and stayed unlikable till the very end.

This season has at least 3-4 characters you could say actually grew to become better people by the end. Unfortunately one of them killed his dad and gf.

you have seen his hank hill ass?

where the fuck is the complete OST

This season had the best character development than any of the previous seasons

lol

Gaitok's ending was the most tragic of them all.
A soft good hearted boy, forced to murder an unarmed man carrying an injured woman by shooting him in the back.
He's surrounded by manipulative narcissists, and the alpha-narc woman he got close to now will absolutely drain his soul.
He will relive shooting the gun over and over, every night as a nightmare. All the while, the empty shell of woman he so desperately seeked to attain will grow diagusted by him, unable to understand someone with a conscience, as she has none.
The mental torture he will endure from these women is worse than death. I know, I've been there. I see him suiciding in 5-10 years.

Oh, and let me also say Jon Gries is a fucking treasure of a human being and professional. I have never seen him complain once, was always prepared, just a very pleasant guy to be around. I'd love to work with him again.

Mike White is a great ideas guy and definitely the obvious creative force, but fuck me, he could be so disorganized. He works great with actors, but anything related to schedule keeping and such, he was hopeless and had to be bailed out many times by the crew lol.

Yeah, she banged both Schwarzenegger and Nivola and crew members (probably some locals too). She's a wild one for sure. Drop dead gorgeous too, but then again, most famous actresses are.

Aimee was obviously out of her element and obviously close to losing it a few times, but tried hard to be positive and keep it together. Generally a very nice person, though.

Oh man, you have no idea. Did you see the show Oz? If so, he's like that character O'Reilly, where he'd talk with person 1 and talk shit about person 2, and then later in the day he'd talk with person 2 and talk shit about person 1.

I still think an orgy with the Russians would have been a better way to bond than bottles of rosé and apathy

I'm gonna miss them...

Seems irresponsible to shoot someone in the back while they’re carrying someone wounded. What if you hit the person they were carrying? I’d at least try to shoot Goggins in the leg and disarm him if need be

fucking loser

I want what Greg has so much lads

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Yeah, she banged both Schwarzenegger and Nivola and crew members (probably some locals too)

God I fucking love French hoooooooooahs

Now I know you’re lying, Schwarzenegger is engaged and Nivola is dating Iris Apatow

It's always bittersweet with these anthology shows never seeing characters again after a short time, but just be thankful that they get complete planned arcs where you didn't know what was going to happen and don't get driven into the ground or change personalities as they pass between writers like other shows.

O'Reilly

Yes, that’s fucking hilarious too. Wonder why the hell that dude is like that, maybe just bored out of his mind?

You're trying too hard.

s4 is belinda on the run because irs and/or the feds came down on her like a ton of bricks for receiving $5mil from a man wanted for questioning in relation to his wife's murder

POTTERY

who dies?

hey guys
Saxon here.
I want you to know, it isn’t your booty, it’s your beauty.
Alright take care

Think whatever you want. A bit of a newsflash, though - actors bang each other all the time while working, even the ones who are dating, are engaged or married.

goggins and teethgirl

Uncle Rico is an amazing dude

Hell yes, that’s great to hear. Makes sense that Mike White seems to like him so much.

That’s crazy that she banged two cast members, haha. She definitely does seem wild. Please share more stories if you can think of any, I love this type of shit

yes, she was in love with Paula. her jealousy maneuvers were never about the dudes, but always about her. she didn't want Paula to date dudes because she wanted her to herself.

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y'know i liked season 2 but i didn't care about the hooah's music career at all.

What is the tax rate on blood money over $1M?
Capital gains?

I believe it. People cheat all the time or might even have agreements with their spouses. The industry separates people for long amounts of time so it makes sense

I would've thought a monastery in Thailand would have good food.

Ahh, honestly, there's not a lot of particularly interesting stories. Like I said, the cast tried their best to endure the miserable shoot by trying to have a good time off set, so there were a lot of parties and nightlife, but nothing really out of norm. Everyone was glad when the shoot was over, but from what I've seen, some very, very solid friendships emerged from it.

Imagine lochy in place of quinn.
Guaranteed r*pe.

Kind of bummed we didn’t get more out of this guy. Basically just a “fuck you” to his song and then getting knocked in the water at the end. Other seasons developed the managers so much better

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I legit almost cried at the conclusion of hags of thrones
Overall it might be my favorite season or tied with 2

So who's back next season?

I hope we don't see Greg/Belinda again. Let them live in peace and let that story conclude.

Would love to see Imperioli return.

that's the silver lining, I now get to hold them forever, as they are.

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Yep. And a shoot like this one, 7 months isolated from family and friends in Thailand, enduring a miserable shoot with long hours and sweltering heat - people tend to find pleasures when they can. And when you consider these people are next level young and beautiful, of course they're gonna bang.

Hollywood Reporter seem to think the following have already been tapped to star in season 4:

Natascha McElhone (The Truman Show, Solaris, Californication, Halo)

Isabela Merced (Alien: Romulus, The Last of Us)

Joe Alwyn (Conversations with Friends, The Brutalist)

Edi Gathegi (X-Men: First Class, Twilight)

Nick Jonas (Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Chaos Walking)

Rinko Kikuchi (Pacific Rim, Tokyo Vice)

Hilary Duff (Lizzie McGuire, How I Met Your Father)

Filming to take place December-January. Release date likely in late 2026early 2027

Was it mostly the heat that made it so miserable?

Hope Carrie Coon was cool if you ever met her. Judging from the interviews it sounds like they were all partying like crazy, especially Lisa

I wish Mike White would drop the shit for a season and instead of sending everybody to some tropical paradise, one season would do total 180 and take place in a total hood like Atlanta, Houston, Philadelphia, so on.

Inb4 The Black Lotus
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Yeah, the heat was fucking unbearable.

Carrie was indeed cool, so were Leslie and Michelle.

staff

wtf is wrong with me I meant to say cast

Greg's arc is done, now he passed the curse to Belinda.

He did his job which is more than the other two managers can say

Uncle Rico won
The fat nigress won
Saxon won
Dad won
The sister won
The old hags won
The criminals won
Teethfu lost
Goggins lost
Gaitok lost
Lochtwink lost

7/10 season

Gaitok lost

He did get everything he wanted in the beggining of the season, for the fair price of his immortal soul.

Only winner is greg because he still has his millions and didn't sacrifice his morals

how did she feel after finding out about the killer?

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He only sacrificed his wife to BBC

She probably felt like she should have redeemed him

Lochtwink lost

How could you possibly think that?

The only thing gayer than not wanting to mating press Mook or Piper is not wanting to creampie Saxon.

How many Google Play cards would I have to give her to make her mine?

This looks like the world's most unhinge whiskey commercial.

hnnnnng mook

Have monerbros ever lost?

It was a power dynamic shift and it snapped saxon out of his ways

Greg didn't ask the young BBC bull to rail his wife while he watched as part of the settlement/deal with his mom.

Unrealistic. Immersions ruined.

not bad desu but that cast definitely needs Vincent Cassel

good. i hate her fucked up teeth.

Zion is way too zesty, Greg only accepts NFL-tier virile black studs to destroy Chloe's pussy

well, they went there in the morning and Belinda left him there. then we only see him in the evening, at the restaurant. we don't know what happened in between.

i think it’s implied that’s what happened when he went back. Greg says he can have the money but he needs to fuck his girlfriend. Lightskin stare Zion obliges then fucks (also in a deleted scene Zion fucks Piper too). Basically he’s brought in at the end to show the pasty old whitebois what a real man looks like

Goddamn I almost gave myself a facial jacking it to the scene where she swallows Chrissy's son's cum.

Not even close, what universe are you living in

Is there anything you can post to prove you're for real without identifying yourself?
I do want to believe you forgive me, it's hard here

did this bitch not give one single fuck about her "best friend" getting murdered?

I don't care what anyone says, she earned those 50K

It's plausible. But I'm very disappointed we never saw a scene of Lalisa and Zion meeting.

She'd never consider that beta bug orbiter again.

Zesty Zion would get along better with the guys from S2.

Teef wouldn't shut up about Rick so Chloe just moved on

Trust me bro

surprisingly cheap to shoot

great viewership numbers

also a kino

we will get ten seasons of this aren't we?

"HE WAS YOUR FATHA"

Retarded plotline. The old fuck confronted him without telling him, wtf was he expecting? Why did he send his guards on him? He deserved to die.

Whatever it takes to get White Lotus: International Space Station

Nope, not posting anything related to my identity, sorry. Trust me or not, it's up to you - but I get the skepticism, obviously.

One more thing - you'd be surprised how many well-known film related celebrities post here. The anonymity is a great change of pace from the usual business.

Shut up, Mike, and give us more exposed breasts next season

You bet your ass she did. When she's riding him and tells him to cum gets me heavy duty grade diamonds too

how many well-known film related celebrities post here

Well working in a kike infested industry I wouldn't be surprised if they went to vent off here lol.

Well Anon Babble. what did we think of it? I'm guessing many of you didn't like but I don't know how they could have ended it better. It left me feeling empty, in a good way.

You bet. I can see them making pretty unhinged posts too lol.

surprisingly cheap to shoot

Really? I know S1 was shot during COVID, so the hotel was empty.
But isn't renting a full resort for months expensive?

Russians not getting caught and deported back to Russia so they can be sent to Ukraine really threw me off

Nope, not posting anything related to my identity, sorry.

But that isn't what I asked you anon
Surely there are things you have that come from being there in thailand or working with the crew that don't have your name on it?

I loved it. My favorite season. Best looking cast also.

Well, I'm not sure what I could post/say that would make you believe, though.

i'm gonna say it once again. Season set in late 19th/early 20th century would've been costume kino

who were they?

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It's his family waiting for him in the afterlife

Honestly it would be hilarious seeing the closing scene for Valentine and his two buds, would be them getting droned to death in Ukraine. Maybe even from the POV of the drone lmao

I hated Rick and Chelsea’s ending, that’s unpopular here though, most anons seemed to think it was good

Kek

Loved it, definitely a slower pace but I liked the cast and watching their development

Shitty cast desu. Going from

Isaacs

Posey

Goggins

Rockwell

to niggers and nobodies is a bummer.

Something tells me Chloe is the kind of person who has a new "best friend" every other week

They were non characters, just plot devices and they didn't do anything wrong, just trying to escape the war. Why are you incels so obsessed with their plot line?

The moment to moment stuff was good but overall it didn't do as much for me, I'm not quite sure why. The plotlines and how they overlapped were definitely weaker, but there was also more and more interesting character development across the week than the first two seasons so I don't know. It's a mixed bag.

Personally I didn't really like it being so dark, I know the show likes mixing cringe comedy with serious stuff but several months of watching a broken man plan his murder suicide was a little exhausting

Have some standards, you fucking faggot.

I really hated how rushed the Chelsea/Rick thing ended, the entire Rick plot was very stupid and then nobody had time to grieve Chelsea dying

I really enjoyed how the hags plot ended, I figured they were going to make Jaclyn queen bitch but it's very comfy that they realized despite their squabbles they're still friends

She was holding out for Rick to be the bull

I don’t remember that lol

lmao. As a polack living close to the ukraine border this hits hard

please don't make me do this, Chels

A White Lotus 'origins' season that's wrapped up as a late 70s period piece would be absolute kino.

you got an article?
because it's not on THR website

get to dive into Greg's cuckold evolution

Fund it

yeah, or something like that

is this show any good? whats it about? is it funny? are there paranormal mysteries afoot? or is it just shitty rich people at a resort doing soap opera drama shit?

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There's some deep propaganda in this show. 2 characters being named Zion and Saxon being the most blatant. I mean could Zion be any more of a niggerish Jew. I need to know what they're trying to tell us.

I'm trying to decide if something that goes more into who owns the hotel franchise and how all this insane shit keeps happening and blows over would be good or would just kind of feel like trying too hard and just bring attention to the kind of the thing that's best if you just don't think about

What if Greg owns the franchise and that's why he keeps hanging around despite being a wanted man?

I was thinking a big part of it would be it's the one of the first couple operating years after creating the brand of the White Lotus resort and they're still ironing out all the little things and working through the growing pains and a young version of the guy who turns out to be Ricks actual father is a central character along with your usual mixed line-up of wealthy flawed individuals who all have their own prerogative for being there or being involved in the establishment.

Why did Rick's father taunt him like that? What a retarded move.

As if those women aren’t objectively pretty, you retard

im tired of mike white pretending like he didnt know who she is and pretending he didnt cast her because he knew exactly who she is

why are you lying, incel from the previous general? Mike White said in pretty much every interview that he only cast her because she is a massive deal in Taiwan and he didn't want to disrespect the country by rejecting her

Because he didn’t give a fuck about him, thought he was untouchable, and embarrassed him in his own home

It's kind of one of those "trouble in paradise" shows, rich people go on vacation and drama happens. Despite what that makes it sound like it's not really a RICH PEOPLE BAD kind of thing.

It's got a bit of cringe comedy and sometimes outlandish comedy shit happens but it's mostly driven by tense character interactions and weird characters' idiosyncrasies

Leave this thread and read a wikipedia synopsis or a handful of IMDB reviews or something you dolt

It's a black comedy drama with social commentary, but not the woke annoying kind, it's done in a very cynical "everyone sucks" way

Each season corresponds to different cast at a different hotel of a week of rich fucks on vacation and their interactions with the hotel staff and locals. We know from the start someone dies by the end of the week but not who it is.

Season 3 was very hit and miss but 1 and 2 are top tier television.

your reply is literally copypasta. nothing you have said isn't already public knowledge besides you speculating about some of the actors fucking each other. anyone who has done the most shallow level of research or followed any of the press of the show would know all of the "tid bits" you're saying. this kinda larp is so fucking annoying and boring. write a script or something instead of making these posts your creative writing exercise. twat.

He's right. Other than the hotel manager from S1, S3 is better. The location sucks though, Thailand is boring and doesn't look cool after one episode.

Time to rewatch it in one go.

Other than the hotel manager from S1, S3 is better

The location was literally the saving of season 3 lol. Everyday I lose a little more faith in this place jesus christ how are people getting this fucking stupid

Pick 2 for S4

I'll take Sandy Bullock and Salma

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interesting, may give it a go now that severance is over

negative

Mike is in thread spreading gossip and putting out feelers for S4 casting

based

you're right about the Thailand being a weak point thing. however, it's not boring. it was just underutilized. mike white clearly does not "get" Asia or Thailand, etc. and only has a connection to it through Buddhism. That was the only thing he actually had any insight or accuracy on. All the rest was him trying too hard to be respectful and showcase the "appealing" aspects of Thailand. Any real Thaiboo wouldn't have been afraid to show lady boys, or tim sharky types, or street food or shit like that. Just the sam rockwell monolog (albeit this was arguably the strongest moment of the season) reveals that mike white doesn't understand why white guys would find asian women attractive or sex tourists in general -- aka he has come to the conclusion that you have to be stuck on a hedonistic downward spiral which is actually an outgrowth of some toxic, hyper-egoic narcissism to fuck asian women lol. he clearly has an appreciation for Hawaii and Italy, which is why those location worked so much better -- but again, he seems to only have a true connection and love for white europeanness, because he actually showed the italian locals fucking people and being humans, whereas the hawaiians were treated with an equally bland "respect."
what you're wrong about is saying that S3>S1. Be real man. There were like 6 filler episodes in S3. Not a single character was as good as the hotel manager. Maybe there were a couple of highlights that shined in S3, but overall it was a stinker. HOWEVER i am saying this as someone who would look at this show as better than 99% of shows on tv.

Characters you are slowly becoming

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you guys project a lot

julianne for sure
the insane bitch on bottom left is a good actress too

Ain't nothing wrong with a little Southeast Asian street food

kek I lost it when Zahn was like "I think my father was gay. He used to have sex with men" and Armond was like "yeah, that's a tell tale sign" lmao

Ned fuckin' Schneebly would be up in here putting his feelers out to see what the people who actually care about this show the most think. Reddit is just ass-kiss-fest

The Bear S3 was disappointing filler

Squid Games S2 was disappointing

Severance S2 was disappointing

White Lotus S3 was disappointing

Is everything just getting irreversibly worse now?

Jodie Foster and whoever else as a bitter, aging lesbian couple that hasn't had sex in years

Thailand is The Philippines

Rick's plot was fucking TERRIBLE. Not underdeveloped, not poorly, just straight up bad and a huge stain on an otherwise great show

Righteous Gemstones also sucks hard so far

Wow some palm trees and B-roll of monkeys, plus the ocean. Boring. We've already seen that in s1 and 2. Are you SEA? Or some asian fetish dork? Why would you think a basic run-of-the-mill Thai resort with barely any real cultural locations saved s3? Maybe... you're the retarded one...

At least White Lotus was the most captivating of the shows you listed so there's that. We will always have that hags and the brotherly love. And Sam Rockwells monologue

don't forget House of the Dragon
and yes shows are getting worse

I hate to say it because I actually love the show but yeah this current season (other than the origin episode with Bradley Cooper) has been a whole lot of fucking nothing so far and it's super disappointing.

To Whites, yeah pretty much, unironically

daddy's got a girlfriend!

no daddy you can't have a girlfriend!

writers ran out of ideas

which is why White should have paid the extra money to film in Japan, where he probably would have actually appreciated what's special about it.

I just wanted an excuse to post the webm

The thing that sucks is that I love that actress too. She was so good in Party Down

The Bear was never good

S1 was amazing
But that had the scene insulting incels so I guess you got triggered, didn't you?

understandable. carry on

So what is the real reason Anon Babble hates it?

all seasons are filler with some gems thrown in, never been a serious show

This. I have been in the restaurant industries.
These kinds of angry chefs aren't soft spoken and go into sudden screaming fits, you can feel their anger barely under the surface at all times and you can't feel that in the lead actor.
Also there's one or two chaotic nights every season, it's like that every single night in reality. That's why everyone in the industry is crazy. No one is insane or degenerate enough.

None of the story threads are interesting except maybe BJ and his little monkey fella

Faux puritanical bible thump-larpers for the most part who think the show is critical of Christianity when in reality it's critical of hypocrisy, greed, and extravagance more than anything else. That said yeah, this last season has been a drag compared to the first three so far.

If anyone's wondering what to watch next, The Pitt is pretty kino, sort of like the Bear's frantic energy but at a hospital. Not a lot of retard personal drama like an ER or Grey's Anatomy

I also liked Paradise on hulu, the first couple episodes are meh but it gets very good at the end, episode 7 in particular is fantastic

I meant Whites in general. I could see s4 being set in Japan though, but I feel like they'd do something non-Asian in between Thailand and Japan. Maybe Saudi Arabia, Africa or Portugal.

Yeah nah, this season wasn't it, way too many flaws but at this point I don't really care enough to elaborate. Mike White nailed 1 and 2 so well twice in a row I was fully convinced he would do it again but I was wrong. Will still give s4 a chance I guess but I'm no longer excited and optimistic the way I was.

Peace

parent was killed as a youngling

character is consumed by a desire of revenge

bonus:

the killer turn out to be the dad

Is there any arc more played out than this? How will they top this next season?

GARYCHADS STAY WINNING

thanks, there are two Paradise shows on hulu though
btw if it sucks i'll find you

other anon here. I'm once again asking you to watch Dope Thief

I thought that, despite having an incredible cast, this was the weakest of the seasons. It was almost entirely drama without comedy, whereas the other seasons were primarily comedy, as well as having superior drama than this season. Pretty much every funny scene this season was Parker Posey. Furthermore, the themes just weren't as well thought through as before. Consider just the three Italians last seasons - it was a sophisticated take on how differently three different generations of men approach seduction, without being on the nose at all. The most emotional payoff/theme this season was Carrie Coon's, and I didn't even get it until her final dialogue and it didn't feel earned, I was only touched by it because she is a good actress and what she said felt true.

Belinda checks her bank account, cut to screaming monkey. kek

Brown Lotus

all the mains are poc

mike white

more like Kike Black

meds.

What are you on about tard

What shall I watch next by our boy Mike White? Here is what I have watched so far besides white lotus

Chuck & Buck - kino

The Good Girl - generally mediocre, but containing one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen (Bubba's story)

School of Rock - decent enough feel good film, not really my thing

Beatriz at Dinner - pretty good, a bit sad

Brad's Status - kino, very well written and funny, at times the severe cringe hurt a bit

Enlightened - pure kino

Has he done other good stuff?

I don't get it

kino

I really hope season 4 is more of a comedy again like season 1 and less of a soap opera with all the “no, I’m your father” stuff. for what it’s worth, mike white specifically said he intends to do something closer to season 1 in the hbo podcast after the episode last night, maybe something like a film festival or other art world type event. but, he also said that season 2 was originally going to be a g7 or davos type summit in europe and he only changed his idea after seeing the hotel they would be shooting at and realized such a summit would never take place there, so who knows what he’ll actually end up writing for season 4. seems like it will be heavily dependent on the location, and not just the country but the specific hotel and the vibe it has.
the criminals have always been the least interesting parts of the show for me. I much prefer watching the guests and staff. although the prosties in 2 and the russians in 3 were fun too.
I just think he needs to scale back on the heaviness a little.

One more thing - you'd be surprised how many well-known film related celebrities post here.

How do you know this? Celebrities tell you they shitpost on Anon Babble?

And it's such a shame because they had great chemistry and both generally doing a very good job. It's like they were fighting a shitty script.
The piss poor "turns around to see her shot in the cross fire" cliche was straight up awful.

This made me lost my shit too. Is Mike White the new Tarantino and Parker who gets away with outlandish racist and non PC shit?

I just hope for more relationship kino, s1 and s2 were great but every relationship in s3 felt meh

chelsea and rick loved each other

victoria was oblivious that anything was going on with tim

the hag's husbands were barely mentioned

mook and gaitok's relationship never really changed

they at least tried to do something interesting with the incest

Would you have preferred to see her get shot in slow motion with a dramatic sound background?

damn, I am so jealous of attractive people

would you have preferred another cliché?

No, how about something original and interesting? I'm not saying I could come up with something great on the spot, but that's also not my job. I just know that the way it was, it was pretty damn boring to watch.

Peak rapemeat

loved this scene. I'm so lonely bros.

You can try to deflect the blame all you want with ad hominems doesn't make the script for that show any less retarded
Literally Succession with televangelicals

why don't they make kino pop songs like total eclipse of the heart anymore? look at how it brings the house down

Literally Succession with televangelicals

So its fucking amazing?

Sadly a lot of this season's plot hinges on Rick and Tim's retardation with the "he was fucked up on drugs couldnt think clearly"/"he was a bipolar hothead blinded by revenge couldnt think clearly" excuses

"I love your teeth, are you British?" was such a fucked up line lmao

Literally Succession with televangelicals

oo might watch that then

nta but you should check it out and then decide for yourself if it's your cup of tea
I personally think the plot with the estranged was a drag

S4 should take place in an abandoned WL hotel in some shithole MAGA state where locals are fighting over rice and beans. Also fuck you Mike.

Succession is way, way, way better with Gemstones even if they share a lose premise (rich adult children vying for daddy's attention)

he literally said he didnt know who she was and only knows jennie.

jennie

poor lass got her acting debut soiled in the garbage that was the idol

No, chud, that did not occur.
He said no several times to HBO's request to cast her because he didn't want to cast a celebrity for the sake of it, plus because it would have meant extra security would be necessary. He eventually decided otherwise when he realized how important it would be to the people of Taiwan.

Wait so the dad didn't get put in prison? THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT???????????????????????????????????????????

I like Sandra Bullock because I know she is a bit of a bad girl and likes bad guys
women like that are my thing
I like her and I like Dallas Bryce Howard, wh isnt on your smorgasbord, but should be

if my second choice has to come from the smorgasbord, I choose Nicole Kidman

hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/white-lotus-finale-mike-white-interview-1236177751/

LALISA: “LISA” MANOBAL (MOOK) I’ve been performing [in Blackpink] for a long time, and this opportunity came right when I was trying to find a new challenge. They sent over the script, and I sent a tape back.

WHITE: I did not know who Lisa or Blackpink was. All I knew was that there was a Blackpink girl [her bandmate, Jennie Kim] in The Idol, and I was like, “We’re not doing that.” Then I found out that there might be security issues, and I was just like, “No.” They were like, “She’ll audition.”

stop embarrassing yourself

Cristobal Tapia de Veer: Hey Mike, my opening theme from S2 became an unexpected club hit, can you feature an extra long version of the S3 opening theme which turns into a remix of the S2 theme in a club scene so I can get in the charts?

Mike White: No

Cristobal Tapia de Veer: I AM GOING FUCKING INSANE I WILL NEVER WORK FOR THIS SHOW AGAIN

who was in the wrong here?

If Sweet Dea played the whore at 2:09 this would have made me almost laugh

You just admitted that you were wrong chuddie

Why did he give those 2 uppity negros 5 million dollars? Could have just had them both killed in Thailand for 10k.

alpha cuck

multimillionaire

buck breaker

Is there anything he can't do?

Z E S T Y
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it's funny, because I thought the same thing

you are literally retarded. i said he pretended like he didnt know who she was and then i said he said he only knew of jennie and i literally backed it up with a quote and you went full retard

just stop replying and shut it down for a night, you are providing absolutely nothing to anyone ITT and you are an embarrassment to your family

Fuck you Piper

anon doesn't know what ad hominems

lol

he would never be able to transfer 5 million dollars just like that

sobbing lol

CIA, obviously

just because you had one person killed doesn't mean you want to have everybody killed

Did teethfu in all seriousness reference Bokononism as her spiritual philosopy?
baka senpai

Why was he not arrested by the FBI????

would've been kino if greg agreed to pay the 5 mil BUT ONLY if zion cucks him with chloe

I really liked Gaitok despite how dopey he is

damn
missed opportunity for pure kino

New:

I really enjoyed how the hags plot ended, I figured they were going to make Jaclyn queen bitch but it's very comfy that they realized despite their squabbles they're still friends

I unironically shed a tear when the on hag opened up on the dinner table. Hit me right in the feels. So well acted and so well said.

Anyhow, I liked the ending all in all.

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And people here said he wasn't being genuine and just looking for sex last episode. /ourboy/ Sax might be flawed but he's gonna make it.

This is a good question. I assumed it was extradition laws but Thailand complies with USA. Maybe he's Epstein client-level important or something.

Okay, here's one for ya, where were the places that people were discussing shooting for season 4? I already know it was talked about amongst the crew a fair bit because I know one of the off-set crew members really well. I'm interested to know if you're actually larping about any of these stories

This bothered me (among others things) too. Belinda even says she called the bank and that it's real. Wouldn't the bank alert the authorities or something that all of a sudden this client just got 5 million in the account? Doesn't she have to file income tax on that too? Wouldn't Uncle Rico have some problems just sending 5 mil like that?

I think she was referring to the book Saxon borrowed from her, When Things Fall Apart. But I was a little freaked out by that part because I just finished Cat's Cradle today

What was the point of the Jesse Eisenberg handjob subplot

the knockers... so juicy..

based take
I concur, but probably not as harshly
I think this season was still pretty excellent even if it was the worst of the 3. I think it is a thematic thing like you're insinuating, it is very clear that religion is the theme of the season (MW has even said as such) but it was not woven into the fabric of the story as subtly or comprehensively as the themes in previous seasons (sex in S2 for example). It makes Carrie Coon's monologue at the end feel a bit like wtf are you talking about, and it's a bit film school having to explicitly reference your theme in dialogue by referring to things like friendship as a "religion". It's not organic. But she is a fantastic actor so she does sell it and evoke emotion still.
I think the cast were on par overall. Posey was a good replacement for Coolidge. I disagree a lot with the criticism of Isaacs accent and Saxons acting... I think they were both above average at a minimum. The entire family felt pretty believable (maybe Lochy was the worst of the bunch) with even the sister character bringing it home with her final monologue after a weak start to the series. I think Goggins was wildly underused, as was Rockwell... Lou Wood's character was probably the weakest.
Ultimately S2 > S1 > S3 with Armond still far and away being the best character in the series