I can't think of a worse fate

i'll never understand people who don't even try to cook. he lives alone, what else does he have to do? it's fucking pathetic

I could feel worse?

Cleaning pots and pans is too much work.

he got a free ticket on the poop hole train,
think about it logically
his daughters will surely grow up to give out anal sex after the trauma of losing their father to a butt slut

because the prostitute called him and told him she wanted him to fuck her ass
so he followed his dick to do exactly that

Sure, imagine seeing yourself in a 360 mirror at all times...

most of us want more than that

How many pots and pans could you possibly need just for one person? You're just a lazy fat ass. Not to mention that there are endless one pot recipes, you have no excuse

My stepdad is currently living this life. Complains constantly he can't get any action after cheating on my mom. Alienated pretty much everyone. I feel sorry for him, but he did it to himself.

Says the faggot posting on Anon Babble, shouldn’t you be using the best of your time and crafting a table or something?

microwave meals

even as a lonely virgin incel, I still buy some nice normal food and actually cook it. If you eat microwaved meals you deserve the depression and angst.

Good goy

it's really not, and you don't have to do it everyday. i make enough food for a week and store it. leave the dishes to air dry and put them away when you want

if watching porn is your favorite activity you need help, yes I say this after waiting for 60 seconds and solving a Captcha in order to write this post

This is the price he pays for fucking and sucking the sweet sweet pussy hole of prime Daddario, seems fair. Not a bad fate. I would pay a much higher price to lick her pussy and slap her tits around.

Did Marty actually meet with that Filipino lady?

60 seconds? Getting hosed over here dammit

how to avoid this?

Why feel sorry for this nigga in the show after he got to have sex with Alexandra Daddario and Lili Simmons?

Chris Watts syndrome
that booty intoxicating

How come when a guy cheats on his wife/gf they always take the guy back? Dave Grohl impregnated some pornstar and his wife still took him back. are women really this fuccking stupid with no self respect?

uncle cheats on his wife

she divorces him

his boss is her cousin

loses his job

left with nothing

has to rent and move in with roommates at 57

feel so sorry for him

go drop some things at his place

get there as they're having dinner

hear his 40+ year old roommates yelling as I come in

they're all hanging out in the lounge, each with their own recliner

drop off some boxes

they're eating oven-bake meals and watching movies from their youth while riffing over them

drinking scotch and smoking while laughing uproariously

go home to my empty house

make a meal and eat it alone in front of my computer

Fuck

Innate differences in our sexual psychology. This is generalizing of course and there are always exceptions
A man doesn’t want to raise a child that isn’t his without knowing. That means infidelity is way worse.
A woman doesn’t want her man providing for children that aren’t hers. So what she cares about is if you’re emotionally invested in the affair and any children that might be produced. If you don’t care about the gutter trash you spawn, your woman is more likely to forgive cheating.
In modern society though, women have more incentive to severely punish infidelity because of the legal structure of child support.
But it’s part of the same reason Russian women don’t care if their men are off raping in Ukraine, because any children born won’t take away resources from the kids she has

I don't cook cause I never have time. I'm either always writing (I'm an author) or working out or running errands.

I work full time, am jacked, and have chores to maintain my residence, and I write and read too. I still cook properly. Regularly working out without eating properly is dumb

literally me except i don't have a home i just live on my van

Well my dad passed away so I manage what I can.

I miss not being married

you know it wasn't all that terrifying until you articulated it like that

fuck man. God help me

I genuinely think if we saw ourselves in third person, we'd feel a lot worse about our lives.

In a really wide shot where you feel small compared to your surroundings yeah definitely

Does living in a van get you laid often?

This. Anyone who's actually had sex and relationships can appreciate the complete freedom afforded this man.
Bowl up at 4:20 is what I say.

If you flee the country to avoid alimony, are you a coward?
I only ask because a few guys were saying it's actually honourable???

The second one isn't a question.

I appreciate it sure, buts it’s definitely worth it to have love and children. You can sit around and smoke weed when you retire

lol lmao. some girls like it some girls hate it. i've already given up having a meaningful relationship and a family, i just can't afford a house.

A declarative clause can be ended with one or more contextual question marks.

i've known a couple of guys that did those. their pension still got slashed even though they're living in the phiippines.

Fuck I've never been happier since getting divorced. Co-habitating with a woman is hell

Children are fucking shit. It's like being around an animal that has rights. And they stay that way until their mid-20's at the least. When you don't care what other people think, there is no reason to do any of this shit.

I knew a guy here in Australia who tried running to Thailand or somewhere in that area to avoid his child support, but was stopped at Changi Airport in Singapore in a join operation. He got 8 years in jail for it.

The anons that tell you to get married and reproduce have never touched grass.

t. big nosed fella

Jews love to be around children so they can eventually rape them. I want to never be around them.

children will literally worship you as long as you don’t abuse them
it’s the closest you get to being God

I don't give a fuck if some animalistic being worships me like a God. That's worthless to me. The only company I enjoy is other 30+ year old fucks who genuinely enjoy some kind of hobby.

I bet you're fun at parties

I bet you’re fun at parties

Yeah anon I can definitely see you getting really into it with normies dancing hard to "Get Low".

Based and partypilled

Party and basedpilled

Your own son can become a guitar master virtuoso and you can jam with him for decades playing your favorite tracks, but sure rather pick a random stranger who has zero connection to you instead.

This isn't 2004 anymore grandpa

I bet you're party

I was in jail for a night (never again, btw). Living like that is only marginally better than jail.

Normies still dance to Get Low and other shit basic bitch music. Touch grass.

shhh that's enough grandpa i know it was the song of your time
you need to sleep now

Who listens to get low anymore lmao fucking die already you geriatric faggot

do people actually feel sorry for him? he's a piece of shit the entire show and he deserves worse

jesus christ this thread is depressing

you're a big party

for you

Try being that age, in a ghetto apartment with no kids and no money.

he was ass drunk

Yes. I guess it depends on the context, but if my wife were to forego her career so she could raise my offspring, it would be fucked to pull the rug out from under her and not compensate her for that because she’d be starting from scratch.

Im currently staying in a motel and theres an older guy here whos lived here for years. I assumed he either got fucked by divorced or did something against the law

People work 8 or 9 hours on a job, and especially if its a job they are not crazy about, the last thing they want to do is make a meal from scratch when they get home. That just seems like you are still at work.

It's not lazy. The bulk of fast food ordering is people coming home from working 8 hours and just wanting some time to themselves in the day.