HUURR WE ONLY NEED TO WATCH HALF THE MOVIE BEFORE WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!

Because they’ll make hundreds of times the cost of that off the video? Or you retarded?

I've legitimately lost all respect for these content creators after the first 10 minutes or so of this "review". The video was clearly getting into generic movie rant territory, I had to close the tab. Why am I expected to care about their opinion on something they've never fully watched?

They went with Mike's kids, they watched the entire movie. They need to release the review how it is to misdirect people.

I watch critical drinker instead

watching something put together by amateurs who don't follow the standards of story telling or movie making vs a movie based off a pre-existing IP full of generic plot points that plays it safe.

I wonder which has more intrigue to it.

They don’t want to admit they watched it even though they are making content based on it. Just say you watched it, it won’t change who you are for god’s sakes

HLM (hack letter media)

I have shit taste

the only reason they make videos

No the reason they make videos is ad revenue and patreon subs

Are you mad your zoomer nostalgia isn't art?

Mike said he liked the film.

Mike thought Barbie was atrocious

Redeemed

YMS had a similar controversy some years ago when he admitted that he didn't finish several movies that he then gave ratings to

they watched half the movie

the review is just them complaining about IP movies (which theyve already made lots of videos complaining about)

why did they make this video? viewbaiting?

it's a power move, go jerk off to that piece of trash joker movie you love so much you faggot chud

They've outdone themselves with this one that embarrassing Gremlins video is now only the second most embarrassing video they've done now.

Rating art and entertainment is stupid. That should be the real controversy.

This is pretty based, they know zoomerchow is worthless so they just spent 30 minutes shitting on it.

Yes, they make money from the ads that play during their videos. Although I would assume most of their audience is old enough to know how to use an ad blocker of some kind.

Mike thinks modern Simpsons are good

recommended Indiana Jones Dial of Destiny

recommended The Acolyte

complain about Star Trek fans criticizing while having multiple videos criticizing modern Star Trek

complain about hollywood only making sequels and reboots while having an animated show where they pitch ideas for sequels and remakes

said graveyards should be removed so we can have more space for parking lots

claimed female led movies don't flop

defend nepo babies, call them "Legacy Artists" because you are friends with one of them

have to point out they are reviewing a movie that was on Mystery Science Theater because that one time people pointed out they ripped off their jokes

I think RLM is officially over, guess I have to look for something else to put on in the background.

Does this surprise you? It's a shit movie, you don't need to watch it to know exactly how a shit, predictable garbagefest will go.
It commits the cardinal sin of also being fucking boring.

I mean, I don't really care, especially given that they were upfront with their approach. But it's weird that they decided to leave the Minecraft movie right after the main characters arrive in the Minecraft world? Even if you (correctly?) guess that the rest of the movie is going to be paint-by-numbers, surely their "we wanted to see what the gimmick movie was about" approach would include hanging around to watch a reasonable amount of the actual gimmick?

I cringed when they called Emma Myers, a 23 year old woman, a little kid.

After watching it in Kinoplex last night, they were right. What you see in the first half is what the movie is all the way through. And that's not a bad thing necessarily.

As if Anon Babble doesn't like her precisely because she looks like a kid.

shes 23

Shit, I didn't know either.

What a couple of pretentious cunts.

You're right.

NACHO LIBRE IS BAD B-BECAUSE JACK BLACK IS PLAYING A MEXICAN

Critical Grifter

Yeah Jay is fucking retarded nacho libre is a classic

Actually their funniest episode in a while.

whitey when a whitey plays a half bean

NOOOOOOO

beaners when a whitey plays a half bean

jejejej, basado

If you were 8-12 years old at the time, I'm sure it was.

lmao all these minecraft fanboys so mad that rlm doesn't give a fuck about your slop

What is this autism where they refuse to watch animated movies, but will watch this, which is ostensibly an animated movie, only hideous?

Imagine being this fucking butthurt about some comedy youtube channel.

They were referencing Ed Wood, moron.

they should have watched the workprint. it was hilarious

Notch was an awful game’s director for Minecraft. If anything, Miyamoto should have directed Minecraft and Notch should have directed people to their seats

Is there anywhere I can watch this movie with other anons?

It’s the gen-x mindset of “not selling out”.

The Anon Babble server, Anoncraft, streamed it a couple of times and they talk about it on their MC server. I'd check them out.

imagine if you were mexican bro

Holy fucking trips. I'll check their server out just because of that, what's the IP?

WE ONLY NEED TO WATCH HALF THE MOVIE

funny because I also turned this shitty video off half way through

Terraria > Minecraft

yeah totally not butthurt he said the exact same thing in the good bad ugly review

It's the biggest cultural IP of the last 15 years they should've watched it all

consider ropemaxxing

anoncraft.cc
it's a cracked server as well so you dont have to pay microsoft.

Hurr i cant enjoy light hearted comedies

I have enough nightmares as it is.

They said they left when it shifted to the minecraft world, basically as soon as it became an animated movie with real people.

They literally show footage from Ed Wood. They're impersonating Orson Welles. Are you retarded?

This movie in 20 years will be viewed the same as the original mario movies from the 90s.

Jay really does suit that sort of haircut. Has he found himself a woman yet?

He's married to a guy.

Rich is only his side bitch.

Does Mike know?

Someone should tell them some animated movies are good, and they're allowed to watch them.

Kinoplex had a showing last night. It was a blast since it was the unfinished print with SAAR advertisement.

I enjoy plenty of light hearted comedies. Nacho Libre wasn't one of them.

That is such a pointless waste of money and thing to do that I think they are lying and didn't even see it. Because the thought of them both driving to the cinema and planning their day around it but leaving after the first act is so stupid for something they knew they would hate. I think they watched some of the camrip and made this nothing of a video to get some algorithm views.

I remember my uncle left a screening of Joe Dirt halfway through. That's not uncommon for people to do.

That is such a pointless waste of money

This video is going to get a ton of views

I fell asleep during the second Bourne film. If I hadn't I would've walked out.

You need to be more pretentious so you stop dickriding a fucking minecraft movie

I can’t believe retards on this board take these lazy hacks seriously when they can’t even be bothered to finish the movies they watch.

spent two half in the bags crying about how audiences were "laughing at serious scenes" or not giving a movie they liked a chance

do a new one where they are dismissive of a new movie and act like assholes for no reason at all

the worst part is they don't even realize they do the exact same shit they accuse other people of doing

Why are so many supposedly adult men absolutely obsessed and seething over a children's movie about a children's game (for children)?
Can anyone explain this phenomenon? It keeps happening too.

They can pause the videos at home.

They can’t in a movie theater.

They are old and have their attention spans fried from IPhones and social media (yes, this happens to old people too)

I take these comedy videos very seriously

Because people search Minecraft movie on YouTube and Mike Stoklasa wants the clicks

He is basically a grifter trying to gain the algorithm for more views.

you don't have to take anything seriously or pay attention to any movie but you don't get to be butthurt when other people do the same for things you like

Rich and Mike should just talk about Star Trek.
Jay and the bald guy should just talk about horror movies.
Problem solved.

wwwhhhhhyyyyy didn't they take this 2 hour commercial more seriuosly?

At least Critical Drinker watches the movies he reviews.

Mike Stoklasa can’t be added to sit through a movie that isn’t Star Trek or some gay ghost movie.

They are so cringe

surely you can rephrase it a 3rd time

You know damn well kids were packing in the theater and yelling out the memes and Mike starting getting scared and left

At least Critical Drinker watches the movies he reviews.

you're a mark

Mike Stoklasa and Jay are Bauman are the biggest hypocrites

Same, are you me? I paused it after they said they didn't even watch the last half. I was honestly baffled they even bothered to make a fucking video on it. I wanted to know what dumb shit ideas the movie had.

And so are you since you are gay for a Grifter like Mike Stoklasa that doesn’t watch the movies he reviews anymore but still makes reviews to get views and ad revenue from youtube.

Sorry, sweetie. You’re Gen X Leftist is a Grifter.

I don't think you understand what a grifter is. Mike and Jay have had the same attitude for these types of movies for over a decade now. They also only each only watched half of one of the Transformers movies way back in 2011 or 2012. So what's the grift?

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Mike and Jay watch the first 40 mins

They hear it....

Kids screaming, parents telling them to be quiet

Endless amount of children pile into the theater

All start screaming at the top of their lungs when the CGI block characters appear and Jack Black says their name

not watching the superior 8 hour analysis

Is this sleaze-core?

Fart single old men go to see a children's movie

Get mad there are children in the theater

this anon cracked the code holy shit

Yeah my six year old went to see it with his friend and the moms, she says they loved it. But she says she didn't like how much of a cuck they made Momoa. There aren't any male role models in movies for young boys anymore. Or at least, Hollywood's idea of a male role model is a cuck

Yeah they ordered 3D glasses off ebay to sell it

proto-hipster

they don't complain about children in the theater once in this entire video. Why do you faggots literally just make shit up to complain about?

They also only each only watched half of one of the Transformers movies way back in 2011 or 2012.

That was actually funny and clever. This video was pathetic and lazy

Would be funny if they were the only two adult males in the theater and the soccer moms had them escorted out for safety reasons

i don't need to watch a single second of that movie to know it's fucking shit

A soccer mom sits next to Mike

Which one is yours?

They forgot to bring Rich Evans

Don't want to explain they're "youtubers"

Quietly leave

Then don’t be a grifter like Mike Stoklasa and make a video saying you did to get views on YouTube.

They literally say in the thumbnail and the start of the video that they didn't watch the whole thing.

When you were in diapers, Minecraft was marketed on this 18+ website.

They're right tho

Anon Babble is so contrarian that they'll pretend to stick up for the fucking Minecraft movie just so they can complain about RLM

It's still a kid's game

When you think about it, there's really nothing inherently "kid's game" about it. It's got a simple and colorful artstyle, yeah, but it's mainly a homage to pixel art more than anything else. It's just a neutral-demographic sandbox game that happened to become popular with kids. Like FNAF. Everyone who was playing Minecraft in 2009-2011 was an adult and saying otherwise is just zoomer revisionism

All Red Letter Media had to fucking do was sit still for two hours and watch a movie. You know, the thing they use to do?

And they couldn’t even do that!

Maybe if these lazy Gen X grifters actually did their jobs then they would have a point.

And Star Trek is a kids show. Yet Mike Stoklasa has spent billions of dollars buying every toy for it and talking about the left butt cheek of Patrick Stewart.

*drops the mic*

No one cares about kidslop, the issue is these hacks don't even bother making fun of shitty movies anymore, they just spout the same boring "Hollywood is creatively bankrupt" script every time.
Mike has made the fatal error that most entertainers make eventually: believing the audience is there for them and not for what they do.

what kino are they watching?

What a couple of pretentious cunts.

and yet you still gave them views aka attention aka money. Curious

the title should be chicken jockey

It's a kids game. I played it in highschool 15 years ago and thought it was a kid's game back then too.

Everyone who was playing Minecraft in 2009-2011 was an adult and saying otherwise is just zoomer revisionism

Why lie like this? Who are you trying to convince?

Only the animated Star Treks were aimed at kids.

It’s true. This movie was Momoas humiliation ritual. Lots of homosexual/anal sub textual humor surrounding him. It was definitely a little odd how much they pushed the “he’s a crying loser” archetype the whole time even by the end.

if they know so much about movies why was Space Cop shit? they had all the money they needed, so why couldnt they make a good movie?

not really, it's dishonest, they clearly didn't want to watch it, but they wanted the views because they know it will hit the algorithm. even if the movie is garbage, they have no right to talk about it since they didn't sit through the whole movie, besides, their reviews have gotten so lazy and sanitized, it feels like a completely different channel from years ago. like with chris stuckman, now that they have friends in the industry, they tone down their criticism and try to play le based, centrist opinion, completely missing the actual flaws in the movies and just complaining about the general state of the industry.

Its their ongoing trend of saying "I would of made the film like this"
Yet

spacecop

Like they have any authority on the matter

Mike is an irony poisoned retard who thinks a joke becomes infinitely funny the longer it's stretched out so he made a whole movie out of what should have been a joke movie trailer.
Space Cop should have been a 5 minute episode web series not a feature length movie

And yet you still watch them

their most viewed videos are from the best of the worst series, so clearly is not an unpopular opinion that they should stick to trash b movies from the 80's and stop pretending to be real critics of modern movies.

And yet you still watch them

they have no right to talk about it

lol no right? listen to yourself, you fucking retard

Mike and Jay know movies but they don't know how to express anything through film that doesn't ape something they've seen before. They're like much less talented Tarantino

go outside, faggot. There is literally no justifiable reason to be this butthurt over a silly youtube channel.

Not any different than Channing Tatum doing a comedy role. Which were the vibes he had from once they got into the MC world. The target audience is too young to care about gendered role models, and the writing didn't care about it enough to be anything beyond a check for momoa.
Did you watch the movie? I mean the writing is beyond weak but it's clearly spelt out. Momo is a has been, who knows he's a loser and then get over it with friends. The gay stuff was what? The single scene when they're flying?

Watching RLM after 2015

Go get some real friends

He's right and you're defending sellouts

He said, posting on an imageboard on the weekend

this youtube channel wants to get views

Wow you really cracked the code there, genius.

it's exactly the same argument they used when they talked about the star wars holliday special

I've never watched RLM, never even heard their voices, but still write scathing posts about them.

based

reddit leddit mema

Really made the RLM simps mad with this one. I salute you.

movie review channel

admits to only sitting half way through a film because they can predict what happens next

You should be furious at this Anon Babble.

Why? There is no artistry in the movie, there isn't anything special about it, it's just "thing you like with some cliches".
Are you expecting them to watch something that goes nowhere?

Are you expecting them to watch something that goes nowhere

Of course I am you fucking idiot, it's a movie review channel.

Of course I am you fucking idiot, it's a movie review channel.

See if you were intelligent you'd realize that them not fully watching it and not bothering to give it a fair shake is a level of review. They deemed it a pointless waste of time.

This has been proven untrue. He waits to see what public perception is, then checks what his nuthuggers say on livestream before parroting it secondhand. It’s been shown that he’ll make a point that was completely wrong on what happened in the film, and the only explanation is that he either 1) didn’t watch it and was just told about it, or 2) is really fucking stupid. Honestly, both are true. And you’re just as stupid for getting played so easily. LMAO.

do something based

"why aren't you mad?"

be their age

never played minecraft

dont know shit about minecraft

never liked jack black because I've always felt he was annoying, and for millenial kids who grew up enjoying him.

Jack Black gets more annoying over time.

another CGI fest movie based on an IP.

I would have walked out myself or just not reviewed it at all.

he's become progressively more annoying

JACK BLACK IS PLAYING A MEXICAN

i thought he was the son of white missionaries in that movie, or am i misremembering?

In one of their old videos, they (I think it was Jay) mocked youtube reviewers that were deliberately watching the emoji movie just to farm clicks with it. Does anyone remember that and can post the link?

I feel like that's the same situation here.

They literally spelled out the Ed Wood reference and you still missed it, retard.

Someone needs to stream space cop here so we can all witness how bad it is together

superior youtuber northernlion goes to it with his kid and enjoys apogeum of theatre filled with retarded children screaming all the time

if RLM had kids they'd have enjoyed the movies for kids

50 year old men didn't like a movie made for kindergarteners? why?

half a million views

I don't think they care what (You) think about them.

Many people watch on the (phone) app or smart TV these days, neither have ad blocker.
And I think it's easy to over estimate how popular ad blockers even are on computers. I was studying CS and even there many people didn't use it. Some may have been cucked into thinking "ad blockers is stealing from the creators", but I don't think that's that common.

people watch movie review expecting you to talk about the movie

“uhhhhh actually we barely even watched it we already knew it would be bad”

spends remainder of the “review” not actually talking about the movie

all interspliced with trailer clips that they wouldn’t have seen in the movie because they didn’t watch it

these guys still have fans?

reeee I'm so mad that these guys that got famous for making non-traditional movie reviews made a new non-traditional movie review

Can't believe these two frauds didn't sit there for the full length of this cinematic masterpiece

That's a reference to in Ed Wood when they complain about Charlton Heston playing a Mexican in Touch of Evil

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Umm... what did they mean by this? RLM Onlyfans?

It’s not about liking it or not, it’s about principles. These guys clearly had no interest in watching the movie but still wanted the clicks and views from people thinking they watched it. If they didn’t even watch half of it, what exactly are they talking about in a 30 minute video? It’s shameless

I can't even get through it

This

still wanted the clicks and views from people thinking they watched it

The thumbnail literally says they didn't watch the whole thing.

we watched half of the Minecraft movie

actually, Mike, we watched less than half

actually, Jay, we walked as soon as Jack Black said "I... am Steve"

anyways, we thought that the first half of the first act where the movie was basically a worse Napoleon Dynamite was better than the two-thirds we didn't watch

the stuff with the potato factory, the movie should've done more of that

Why did they even make a video if they didn't even watch the movie? Why do they think that a children's movie that's basically written to be a meme would have been improved by doubling down on the part that prompts children to ask "When does the Minecraft start?" This is just embarrassingly out-of-touch.

What's funnier is that, by not staying, they missed an opportunity to discuss the Minecraft movie theater experience, which might have been worth watching even if they had nothing interesting to say about the movie itself.

usually im an RLM defender on this board but this is the worst half and the bag they put out
it's like being going to the theatre they already came up with the bit to leave halfway through, then they ended up enjoying it and from what I can see online is several jokes in the movie actually hit,
So their preplanned idea of not watching the full movie and giving it it's due seems lame in hindsight, they should have stayed and reviewed the full thing

There's no way you're genuinely upset that these guys didn't actually watch all of and give a proper review of the Minecraft Movie. You can't possibly be this autistic.

Bump up your patreon tier and watch the youtube video again.

usually im an RLM defender

tag fail

lol fag

I'm not upset, I'm just calling them out-of-touch grifters with a completely neutral emotional profile.

whats the grift?

Notch made it for himself, and never expected any success.

I think Mike Stoklasa needs to be beaten up and raped by a black man.

Maybe then he will stop being a cuck so much.

Half in the Bag has become so low-quality and low-effort that they aren't even watching the entire movie anymore. They have no right to criticize the death of movie theaters when they barely show up for movies themselves.

I had a conversation with my friend about the Minecraft movie that was more interesting than whatever this was - and he hadn't even watched the movie. Why even bother uploading this?

They have no right to criticize the death of movie theaters when they barely show up for movies themselves.

are you fucking retarded? They've actively cheered on the death of movie theaters.

Why even bother uploading this?

It's gotten half a milliion views in less than 24 hours. Did your friend make any money talking to you about the Minecraft movie?

it's mainly a homage to pixel art more than anything else

Notch was just too cheap to hire an actual artist after the British guy left.

It's worse with YMS cause he did not finish the movie AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL. He was allowed to go to fucking Cannes and did not finish the movie, and still reviewed it.

doesn't Jay know that there are white Mexicans?

Did you guys watch a different movie? Mamoa was great.

The target audience is too young to care about gendered role models

Kids pick up on way more than you think they do, even if only subconsciously.

Nice job copying a youtube comment

Why are grown men watching and reviewing movies for young teens?

The original Mario Movie was literally someone's cyberpunk fanfics, Minecraft movie is actually more or less accurate, and the kids love it while that 90s Mario Movie was generally hated from the start.

No, but we also don't run a YouTube channel as a business

He was referencing Ed Wood

They aren’t. The grifters barely watched any of the movie and made a “review” to get views on YouTube.

grifter

you keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

fuck he's cute...

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lmao he's even dressed like Mike

They've let it slip a couple of times that they sometimes don't actually watch the entire movie in Best Of The Worst if it sucks REALLY bad. They just watch half of it or skip through it and then pretend to have watched it

junka 4 when they still need to see how to make a haunted house

confirmed to be a random slav who looks like Mike

Why are they so lazy. Youtubers with actual full time jobs edit and release more videos

the prequels were shit
get over it faggot

The 90's Mario Movie is pretty good, actually.
It's delightfully strange and creative.

these are the people in the thread who are mad at RLM for speaking the truth

this would make me take up a new hobby.

wtf is wrong with gen A??

why did they make this video? viewbaiting?

This your first time watching RLM or something?

Kids with smart phones genuinely fills me with a desire to destroy it all and return to caveman.

some comedy youtube channel.

Gotta love it when people flip flop between being a legitimate critic and just a harmless youtube comedian who just does satire. Fuck off, Jay unironically fancies himself as a film buff. I watch way more shit that he does and even I don't consider myself that, you need to be very familiar with nearly every type and every era of film to honestly hold that title and Jay desperately wants to be seen as that guy but doesn't actually want to put in the effort to be one.

ok jokes aside why are there so many mike clones out there?

Technically I steal from them constantly because I use an adblocker.

Who gives a shit what you enjoy, most people fondly remember Nacho Libre, no one was paying attention to you bitching and whining about how unfunny you thought it was.

Gotta love it when people flip flop between being a legitimate critic and just a harmless youtube comedian who just does satire.

That movie is not fondly remembered lmao what kinda revisionist shit is that. It's cool you enjoyed it st 6 yrs old with others but cmon

When I saw it (latest show), there were a bunch of kids behind me who just would not shut up. Several of them told the others to shut up but nothing happened. We all clapped when Jack Black said he was Steve. About fifteen minutes before the end, they all went to a corner and started throwing M&Ms at the teenagers a row ahead of me. Everyone but me got hit. I felt like the sole survivor of my platoon being ambushed in Vietnam. Truly a Rocky Horror tier experience. I could barely enjoy the cliched plot, shitty jokes, and awful dialogue.

they're all stoklasas

is that...kids having FUN

AAAAAH NOOOO SAVE ME POLICE

And yet you still watch em

1, I was 15 when I saw it, 2, I'm a beaner and grew up surrounded by beans, and everyone I knew young and old loved the shit out of it, I don't care whatever kike and self hating white critics had to say about it at the time.

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What's more pathetic, watching RLM and shit talking them in a thread with others afterwards or waiting around in threads waiting for people to shit on RLM just to post the same phrase over and over and over again?

I’m sure critical drinker watched the Snow White movie before putting out his message

american culture is just 100% nigger culture now

Is the new guest guy the one that did call in arnold on howard stern

I'm okay with them shitting on slop but they should review some actually interesting movies on hitb from time to time, they skip out on so many of good movie releases and instead choose to talk about how they're too good for super hero movies.

Why are you autistic freaks so defensive about this shitty movie?

Most people fondly remember Nacho Libre

Yes, most people who probably 8-12 years old back then. As someone who liked Napoleon Dynamite 2 years prior, I didn't care for it, and so did neither many of my peers.

yes

because it's an excuse to autistically try to bitch about RLM.

There aren't any male role models in movies for young boys anymore.

What about Jack Black?

I'm a beaner

Ah, that explains it completely.

>said graveyards should be removed so we can have more space for parking lots

I'm stealing this.

8+ hours of a bunch of fags having a discord hangout session

no thanks

shit show

fun

Ong??

Stick with your Disney Letter Mefia.

When you’re a full generation above someone calling them a kid is acceptable.

We're just a couple years away from silver otter Jay.