Me sons a fookin virgin

me son has no instagram, facebook or reddit account

me sons a fookin ghost

bite their lip

look down (at her vagoo)

bro you serious? she's giving you a way out of this curse and you're not taking it?

she's getting grandkids out of my siblings, just not me, her oldest.

same here, my partens will have grandkids so they cant complain about me being an incel

That child actor is gonna get Anakined at school right?

me own son radicalized by the right-wing pipeline

haha yeah sorry dad but all women are whores

based kazakhstan

I was chatting with my mom and one of her friends and kids were brought up. I mentioned I wanted to have as many as possible and my mother looked absolutely struck. I'm not a virgin but it's been 13 years since I had a girlfriend. On the car ride home she told me I'd better hurry up. She seemed really sad, we both know it'll probably never happen.

Me own fookin son, a volcel at eleven years old?

me fookin son, me flesh and blud ya praising adolf on the interwebz ?? stabbing slags ?? bloody ell, this cuntry gon to ell innit.

she told me I'd better hurry up

dont let her tell you what to do

I mean that's true though, considering most Brits have at least one relative who died in WW1 or WW2

she told me I'd better hurry up

she's coming on to you anon

She's 65 so too late for that.

On the car ride home she told me I'd better hurry up.

Sounds like an invitation to me.

Whatever, maybe shouldn't have let me get diddled or married a fucking addict.

man im so fucking sorry aye, thats horrible, i hope it isnt too much of a burden on you, ive been in a similar situation with a camp counsellor in highschool, im only 20 tho and hope it wont fuck me up too bad

BLOODY FORF CHANNUL RADICALIZIN ME OWN FOOKEN SON

maybe shouldn't have let me get diddled

lol it's been fucking 30 years, grow up

im only 20

if you dont have girls in your social circle by 20 its already over

I'm 40 and accepted it was 'over' when I was about your age.

Hope it wont fuck me up too bad

I wish I had advice for that, I honest to bob do.

not a big deal. i'm sure the German youths praise Churchill and stab slags too.

you guys have social circles ??

Not me, was always a square.

some people do, I dont

ME SON AND HIS MATES...TORE UP A FOOKIN' MOVIE THEATER...

FIRST WE MINE, THEN WE CRAFT

theres a few but im slowly drifting away from everyone becoming more and more isolated, mostly of my own doing because maintaining friends is hard work
damn man, only wish i could have given you encouragement back then, i feel like im fighting every day to stay in touch with reality and its even tougher without others around to keep you locked in

And most of those who fought and are still alive have come to the realization they fought on the wrong side.

because maintaining friends is hard work

you have to realize most people dont find it hard to maintain friends, its just natural to them

me son.. me own 13 year old son.. not even clapping cheeks..

Well keep fighting, boss. Stagnation is not the way you want to go so young.

im 19 and my stepdad took me to a brothel when he saw me touch my step sisters thigh

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read.
young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

dick only works until 35, didn't read

Sorry but I refuse to date an old hag and I don't want to be the older guy with a much younger woman that's in it for the money

They’re usually raped by a creepy gay pedo way earlier. You’re an incel in the UK if you weren’t raped

but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

not if you have 6 kids

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

If you're only living to 70 how the fuck is 65 middle aged you retard? Most of you won't even make it passed 65 with your sedentary lifestyles.

You won't ever get to date the hot young women again, though. Unless you achieve very high socioeconomic status. And the only way you'll get to fuck them is if you pay for it. Truly the blackest pill of them all.

This is the kind of cope that people who fail to make replacement fertility tell themselves.

70+ means that some people live longer so the middle age would be higher, it's not hard to figure out anon.

me soon is postin' pictures of frogs on the fookin' internet

i know and thats scary that i feel that way now at this age
dont want to be presumptuous but i hope you still find enjoyment in things and not too much of a doomer, yolo bro

EEZ' FEEDIN' & SEEDIN' WIV SOME CAHNT NAMED CHUCK

No distractions from social media or surfing the web

No need to start it up. Charge it. Download a program. Backup your folders. Update the computer. No electricity needed at all.

Physical paper. You can hold your own words in your hand. No need for desktop folders of meaningless text files. Get a file cabinet and be able to instantly search and hold everything you ever wrote.

No worry about hard drive crashing and losing all your data or text files corrupting.

Makes writing extremely enjoyable. Writing on a computer feels soulless. Typing away on those flat lifeless Macbook keys compared to the mechanical typewriter. That great feeling of pressing the keys and the typewriter and love the sound of the bell.

Historical collectibles. Beautiful to look at compared to a laptop. They're works of art and there are lots of models to choose from. Can type on the same typewriter your favorite novelists typed in the 1930s.

Can use it for writing out forms and other things that are annoying to write by hand with a pen

me eaughn fookin son, not cute enough for the school buggerer?

nah, once you get older it becomes a chore to keep contact with some of your old buddies. everyone is stuck grinding and hustling, and many people will just use you to speak about their problems, not really caring about yours at all. So you stop keeping contact with everyone

manor

lol

no i don't think i will

youtube.com/watch?v=SSB3S5HhJNc

me ohn fookin shon, ruhported his ohn fookin mooslum rapist to the police

me ohn fookin shon's a fookin racist

and this team is doing a new Threads film

Did you get the wizard powers in the end at least?

Bodied that freak

Yes. I am super apathetic now. Way moreso than I was before.

Probably an improvement over a lot of people

Did you ever just consider hookers or Thailand or something to get the ball rolling?

Nah, I'd rather keep the money and keep fucking my hand.

No, you've just given up

me four chan, me ohn fookin four chan has an off-topic thread... bloody 'ell

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

And yet a man past the age of 30 only has two choices:

ugly women (becoming rarer as even they have ridiculous standards and think they deserve chad)

become a stepdad

you're dooming too hard lil bro

Not sure about these days. But for me, it was 15 back in '09, and I'd say roughly half my school year had had sex before leaving secondary school (at 16). Earliest were shagging at 11-12, but they were the dysgenic ones from multi-generational benefits families.

having girls in your social circle doesn't mean you'll get a gf.
I've had female friends but still have never had a gf