We need more conservative capeshit movies

clark kent is a journalist he is literally the MSM. chuds will be throwing cans at his head like in the new trailer. in fact I bet they will reveal its a chuddie who did that in the full movie.

capeslop

grow up.

>ummmm actually he has one thing in common with a completely different species so that means all his politics align with mine because they just do

That's what OP did, just substitute "illegal alien" with "white male"

Midwestern compassionate conservative upbringing who went to the big city.
He probably aligns more with the more liberal Lois Lane nationally, but might not vote in national elections.
Local ones goes either way.

amer*can icon

made by a Canadian

He really isn't.

illegal alien

journalist scumbag

wanted to recruit Flash to remove all guns

his creators were tribals

The Dark Knight Returns has him as a Reaganite neocon but that's as close to conservative as he gets. So he's still effectively a RINO.

an illegal alien whose arch nemesis is an evil billionaire ex-president

conservative

Yeah…

"Why is it that the harbingers of the cinema apocalypse have taken the form of comic book superheroes? Because of a superhero's rootlessness, a superhero doesn't fight for a particular people; they aren't historical figures, and they didn't participate in any actual historical conflicts. Instead, they fight for a generalized, non-particular, globalized consumer. They fight for generalized, vague ideas like freedom, a word which few people have any positive definition for nowadays. The superhero movie is capitalism's attempt to create a modern globalist mythology. But here is where it encounters a paradox: you can't create a myth without drawing from a particular past. Granted, these movies are all adaptations of comic books, but drawing on pop culture's past is not the same as drawing on the past itself."

youtu.be/QEN5j4m3bDE
youtu.be/qqZqGq0puGA
youtu.be/aL4G_4hfylg

Is that why he's the least popular?

Any American icon that isn't just some fictional character invented by Jews to sell something?

Superman

conservative

Lmao

Smallville > Metropolis

Illegal aliens drawn by Jews are a symbol of America

He is jewish:

Kal-El, his real name

fight against anti-anglo-judean axis

even in 60s/70s comics appears calling homophobes, white identitarians, etc. as anti-americans and pro-nazi traitors

Superman

Literal illegal alien

Jerome "Jerry" Siegel was an American comic book writer. He was the co-creator of Superman, in collaboration with his friend Joe Shuster

Siegel was born on October 17, 1914, in Cleveland, Ohio, the son of Lithuanian Jewish immigrants

Joseph Shuster was born in Toronto, Ontario, to a Jewish family

Superman is as lib as it gets lmao

at this rate in 20 years trans skids will be a part of center to right American conservatism lmao

they already are

Is there any difference between RINOs and MAGAs really?

MAGA is all about trickle down economics as well

MAGA is all about "le government institutions are all evil, so we should gut regulatory agencies and let Amazon do whatever it wants"

MAGA posts war crimes on twitter to brag about how they bomb the middle east better than anyone else

MAGAs put Israel above the US, already calling for war with Iran

I'm tired of the Illegal Alien nonsense. He's the most white ubermench to ever live. His parents were rural farmers in fucking Kansas. That's like saying italian americans aren't real americans. It's just LARP. Get bent.

saars dont get that Snyder is a liberal

The issue where he gentrifies Harlem
The one with him drinking specifically different colored flammable liquids so he can spit flames in red white and blue upon america's enemies
ummm..that's two..hold on..
uhhhh...

Italians

White

99% of Hollywood movies are functionally conservative since liberalism makes for bad storytelling
They just add a few liberal ideas on top even when it doesn’t make sense

conservative

What does that even mean? Conserve what?

If we were letting in millions of undocumented Kryptonians every year who were going around committing crimes and selling drugs then we probably wouldn't like them very much either.

When you're more autistic then Fuentes it's time to step back.

x.com/FuentesUpdates/status/1903537163297595629

Why does the spic want to lower the barrier to whiteness

Nice try Giuseppe, just because you're near the back of the list doesn't mean you aren't on it

Conserve access to their wives for themselves. Compared to liberals who let other men liberally access their wives.

mention cuckholdry out of nowhere

that pose

how peculiar

We need grown ass men to stop watching movies for children.

Peacemaker

Kryptonians are not jewish..

oh right that was a thing

Capeshit is already inherently conservative and fascist.

200 years aint that long, swarthy euro.
Germans and swedes are only one step up from the italians on the non-white ladder.

Which leads me to add one Remark: That the Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. - Benjamin Franklin

Fuentes

Why does this spic think anyone cares about his opinion? He isn't white either.

This. If Italians can "assimilate" and become white, literally anyone can. According to this chode, in the 2200s black people can be white.

In America, it means
The government stays out of your life and only does it's clear cut constitutional duties.
Biden was a conservative. Republicans are no longer conservative. They are basically fascist. I'm a conservative. I won't vote for a man in orange women's make up.

kumar

Franklin was being clearly sarcastic. He goes on and talks about killing everyone swarthy, cutting down all trees and plants so martians can see how white we are.

I get it. You are autistic.

Explain Roger Stone then

Cannot be Jewish. Impossible to circumcise.

lmao why is he standing all gay like

Hes not a conservative

Franklin was being clearly sarcastic.

Lol, no he wasnt.
He spent the first part of that missive ranting about how terrible all the german immigrants are, and how they wont assimilate and learn english, and how they will destroy the fabric of this great, white nation.

He literally says "let's cut down all the trees and grass and let martians see how white our nation is"
I get it. You are autistic

What would a conservative superman movie look like? Superman protects Lex Luthor from an anti-trust investigation?

"W]hy should the Palatine Boors be suffered to swarm into our Settlements, and by herding together establish their Language and Manners to the Exclusion of ours? Why should Pennsylvania, founded by the English, become a Colony of Aliens, who will shortly be so numerous as to Germanize us instead of our Anglifying them, and will never adopt our Language or Customs, any more than they can acquire our Complexion.
Which leads me to add one Remark: That the Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. I could wish their Numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People? why increase the Sons of Africa, by Planting them in America, where we have so fair an Opportunity, by excluding all Blacks and Tawneys, of increasing the lovely White and Red? But perhaps I am partial to the Complexion of my Country, for such Kind of Partiality is natural to Mankind"

I mean this is clear sarcasm but thirdies and pol don't see it

"And while we are, as I may call it, Scouring our Planet, by clearing America of Woods, and so making this Side of our Globe reflect a brighter Light to the Eyes of Inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the Sight of Superior Beings, darken its People"

His literally talking about genociding trees to impress space aliens with how white America is

Yet Anon Babble thinks he's being serious

They were literally clear-cutting the eastern woods, though. It isnt sarcasm, it is humor.

Nah, jews are moon people and Clark is a solar hero.

So he really is the perfect embodiment of the GOP.

the great Sears and Saars alliance

This.

The most American superhero isnt even American

Lol lmao even

Superman is an illegal alien.
He was raised by white Americans and happens to resemble a white American.
The point is that heritage doesn't matter, what matters is how you were raised.
Superman is more American than his arch nemesis Lex Luthor, a white man who irrationally hates superman and distrusts him because he's not from here.

And this was all written by jews.
As was Batman, who thinks you're just as bad for killing a killer as the killer is for shooting up an elementary school.
As was X-Men, which teaches you that the violent n̶e̶g̶r̶o̶e̶s mutants cannot be blamed for their behavior, they only commit arson and murder because w̶h̶i̶t̶e normal people are always judging them.
As was Captain America. You get the point.

the two original creators were jewish
HOWEVER they sold the rights from superman to Detective comics, that was funded by a german Christian

is he?

cause american law shows that abandoned children in the united states soil are considered american citzens

meaning that his papers and citzenship is completely legal acording to american law since the kents found him abandoned in the woods

isn't the current administration trying to change that

his parents are alien refugees and he is far from the ubermensch as you can get

As was X-Men, which teaches you that the violent n̶e̶g̶r̶o̶e̶s

x-men are not an allegory for black people, they were originally an allegory for jewish diaspora after WWII, only waaay after the black panther movement that people started seeing x-men as blacks or gay people

was he found in the current administration?

and no
they are trying to change the children that are born from ilegal parents not abandoned ones

Fine, he's a legal alien then.
Not that it matters to Lex, he just hates him cause he's an alien.
And that's the point, no matter how you explain it to conservatives, they just think that those with Mexican blood should stay in Mexico.
Which is pretty rational, cause blood is what counts in the end.

But these comics want to teach children that blood doesn't matter, only upbringing.

Superman is legal. The government doesn't kick babies with no next of kin out of the country. If he hadn't been taken in by the Kents he would have just gone into foster care and become a US citizen anyway.

Superman does, however, have a gay son these days and has paraded with a pride flag for his sake, also the "American way" part of the slogan has been replaced with "a better tomorrow". The guy in the OP is working from outdated information.

Lex doesnt hate superman cuase he is an alien
Lex hates superman cause because he is envious of his god like powers

Lex has a god complex and superman reminds him he is just a mere human
it has nothing to do with where superman came from

Is what superman represents

Superman is gay as fuck, americans can't draw and capeshit comic books should be banned

I love superman

Superman. "Truth, justice, and the American way" and all that. The next closest you have is like Captain Atom.

obvious nationalistic

the government killed his family and put robot replicas in its place and every time captain america discovers it and tries to kill the government they wipe his memory and do it again

tbf it was replaced ages ago
I still member the "outrage" when bryan singers superman came out and brandon routh said "truth, justice and all that good stuff" with lots of articles saying how appropriate this change is because america le bad.

he was a nazi secret agent all along, i read about it on ign

Superman is a 1:1 ripoff of John Carter. John Carter is even called a superman in the novels.

the party of "law and order" pardoned people who were pepper spraying and stolen-riot-shield-bashing officers at the capitol

hard mode: defend this without mentioning joe biden's pardons

Shirtless men scenes

That movie is woke anon

dont think about Anon Babble for 5 minutes challenge: impossible

Anytime he's normal

gayshit.

Anything made after flashpoint is hatefiction

Not really.
Superman stands for the American way. Conservatives do not.

You will travel far, my little Kal-El. But we will never leave you... even in the face of our death. The richness of our lives shall be yours. All that I have, all that I've learned, everything I feel... all this, and more, I... I bequeath you, my son. You will carry me inside you, all the days of your life. You will make my strength your own, and see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father the son. This is all I... all I can send you, Kal-El.

Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. But always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.

wow I wonder what he meant by this?

Superman stands for the American way. Conservatives do not.

what is superman's tax policy?

Sad sack

Looking down

Evil looking costume

Yeah, lol, that's how you market your film snydertard

death games

Why didn't you support Snyder's other projects?
Why do you let his projects fail, thus cementing the fact that he will never be brought back?
Why, rakesh? Why?

A black officer murdered an unarmed White woman