Claire, the island is telling us you have to suck my cock immediately. It’s the only way.
Claire, the island is telling us you have to suck my cock immediately. It’s the only way
When Lost was airing, we on Anon Babble were able to post about it without referring to sex, if you can believe that. Yep! We didn't have rotted cumbrains back then. Hard to believe
he never said that
larping as an oldfag
Embarrassing
my mom met him when she worked at mcdonalds
Everything happens for a reason
Has anyone rewatched the show in the last few years? How does it hold up?
can you imagine the smell of all the women's crotches on the island before they discovered the hatch and had a shower? ewwww it would have been so stinky and gross haha imagine the smell of kate's taint if you were stuck on the island with her without any soap haha, she wouldn't even have toilet paper to wipe after pooping nasty haha she would be so smelly
Everything up to the hatch is great.
Everything after is still shit
Newfags really missed out on Anon Babble - L O S T
Yep! We didn't have rotted cumbrains back then.
this is wewuzkangz level revisionism. Picrel was years after lost ended but point remains, if anything things have gotten significantly more sanitized.
I'm going to need you to go back
he didn’t get it
Sign of low IQ
Jack I'm pregnant!
umm well yeah it was right after Sawyer but it's definitely yours.
no trust me you're the one I love. he was too big and rough with me anyway
I'm gonna go in the jungle with sawyer now to uhh look for something important. You stay here and gather resources to provide for my-- our child ok?
chrisposting but with lost characters
anon's mom, the island is telling us you have to suck my cock immediately. It’s the only way.
Maggie Grace still smelled like flowers
and the taste?
coconut mixed with peppered turkey
What the fuck happened to Claire IRL? She was so hot
Mentions lost threads not being full of coomers
Posts a screenshot admittedly years after Lost ended
Screenshot isn't even about a late LOST thread but of Anon Babble in general
It's okay Freckles. You don't need to shit on LOST because people don't like your episodes
Durn to yah
i have that screenshot handy and to a non autist it illustrated my point but since you're still not convinced here you go archive.4plebs.org
I watched it recently and it was way better than i excepted bc 2010s teleslop had lowered my expectations so much
so why is walt able to teleport? why was he brought to abunch of random huts for a week and then they just let him go back to america?
and why is everyone in ben's group just evil for no reason? kidnapping claire to drug and inject her and hanging charlie and shooting charlie and throwing a bomb at micheal and jin? richard trying to force john locke to kill his dad for ??? reason? what the fuck was any motivation of anyone related to ben? the second the plane landed they sent 2 psycho to go blend in with them and murder them
if ben and his group wasn't in the show every season would be a 10/10
He durn it to yah
Dude he called you an autist, you better watch yourself or he'll bust out another epic reddit diss to embarrass you in front of everybody!!!
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The others act like a crazy cult and abduct people because they are a crazy cult led by some 200 year old peasant chosen to be the emissary for a demigod with mother issues and women can't give birth on the island so they have to reproduce by abducting outsiders brought to the island by the demigod and his brother who are fucking around and playing a game with people (it's an allegory for religion or something)
oh SHIT that's actually genius, so Others = Jews and the son of Christian Shephard = Christians, the good guys
so Ethan Rom/othER man is like a jew blending in by having a white name and the smoke monster putting on a Christian Shephard disguise is like the protestant churches that do gay marriages
and sayid makes so much more sense now too
Didn't Damon Lindeloff say that it was called "LOST" because they were all on an island, but all the main characters were also "lost", and the Island was a way for them to redeem themselves.
I gotta take care of Claire's bayybehh
If a bunch of reasonably hot men and women were stranded on a tropical paradise I think it's fair to assume they would be fucking like rabbits
By season 2 they had all the food they'd ever need thanks to the hatch and the supply drop, and freshwater from the caves. Kinda lame that never got to struggle with that for the rest of the series, probably to explain how the fat guy stayed fat
Don't forget Walt told Locke not to press the button because it's evil or some shit. Never explained
I'm halfway through season 3 and I feel like I can't keep watching. Pretty much all the characters are irredeemable retards and so much of the plot relies on people being retarded. They either don't kill the right people or kill the wrong people all the time. Everyone is a total fucking prick even when it makes no sense to be one yet there are never real consequences for it. I just hate how this show tries to present the characters as loveable or charismatic or something but everything they do and say is telling me the opposite.
Sawyer definitely deserved to get killed or at least banished from the camp for the shit he pulled in season 1. Hoarding material for himself when they still didn't have reliable means for food and water is ridiculous, and he deliberately stalled their efforts to help Shannon during her asthma attack. He was pretty much the villain of season 1.
In general the problem with the series is vague dialogue being too common backed up by "just trust me bro you'll find out later"
I was able to suspend my disbelief up until he stole all the guns since
1. There was no real reason for him to do that
2. Everyone would've/should've just killed him
3. There are basically no consequences for that happening
4. They act as if it didn't happen the second it's no longer relevant to the immediate plot chain.
5. They suddenly portray him as a heroic main character shortly after that despite him doing nothing to actually fit that role
Don't forget when Sayid was trying to triangulate shit to get a better signal on the radio, and a mysterious someone knocked him out with a branch and broke the radio.
We much later find out it was Locke, who was plainly occupied hunting and then skinning a boar in front of witnesses at the same time.
Also Locke is that selfish, that he'd let innocent people die on death island just so he could keep his legs in case they forced him to leave?
He didn't just "let innocent people die", he outright murdered Naomi purely to stop them from leaving.
that too
fuck Locke
For some reason when I watched the cabin scene for the first time I thought the painting was of a deformed human face rather than a dog. Made the whole scene much scarier for me.
Shame Jacob and the monster's origin turned out to be so unerwhelming
I'm shocked I don't have a "Nikki" Folder, but the actress who played her was smokin'!
Shit, what was her name. I'm thinking in real time here... refuse to look it up... Kiele Sanchez!!! Something like that!!!
You forgot
if cork in cave is removed the island self-destructs and you become mortal
By why were there no birds on the Island?
Not in a single episode. Also, at night, there were no stars in the sky.
no birds on the Island
Birds were literally a minor plotpoint.
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