Realistically who could even play her?
Realistically who could even play her?
Elizabeth Debiki (spelling?)
Jessica Biel
Emily Blunt. duh.
This is also an acceptable answer
Emily Blunt
Too short
Too old
Too bogged
Hunter Schafer
unironically Brie
the ugliest mixed race brown woman you can imagine
nice
Just get a good voice and make it a decent CG movie. Not every IP needs a live-action adaptation.
Nobody because inevitably Hollywood would have Samus not wear her helmet the entire fucking time out of either clueless execs not understanding why Samus is mute and faceless for 90% of her games and because of whatever actress' ego getting the best of her and demanding her face be seen so the audience can recognize her
This. And she should play Zelda, too
too skinny. she can be zelda
Any female who is willing to go without showing her face until the end of the film (so none)
atleast she would be wearing a helmet covering her ugly face for almost the entire runtime if were lucky
Didn't Keri Russell do that in SW?
10 years ago?
With a curly afro
Zelda's the girl, retards.
Debdicki
that girl who played the sidekick in dredd
First day on the internet?
why was the zelda casting thread deleted, its an incoming film that just got an update and we can't discuss it because people keep bring up the one tranny?
Brie Larson
She's supposed to be cute. Don't let Reddit tell you she's a hulking MtF.
Is it yours?
nope
None. And I wouldn't watch a Metroid movies made these days either way
Zendaya
Too short
Too old
Too bogged
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Sigourney Weaver could have been good back in the day.
Just make sure she wears shoes and socks 24-7, even in the shower.
Thing is, we need a nobody to play her.
Like the Dred movie, where he never took off his helmet and we only saw the bottom half of his face. Do the same with Samus, where we only see her eyes and hear her voice. No face or getting out of her armor for the whole movie.
At the very end, after she's blown up all the aliens, shits on fire and smoking behind her, and she's covered in soot and alien guts, the camera swings behind her and we see her long, sweaty blonde hair spill out of it. She turns very slightly towards the camera, where we get to see just her eyes, her hair still in the way of her face. Roll credits.
poots
anna sophia robb
katrhyn newton
only one correct answer
She actually might not be terrible
This is possible
Too old
butterface
Ella Purnell.
Would have been a great pick, but too old now.
I'm down with all that except at the very end there should be a 10 minute bikini scene
Snood
This. Work it into the final battle. Metroids ate her suit. Tragic.
Seriously no one said chrome storm trooper lady? That should have been the first answer. Or do people just forget she's supposed to be a tall-ass aryan amazoness
Debicki mogs her, plus J.J. is a moron for keeping her canonically dead from part 8. What a drooling buffoon he is.
Exactly, sadly she is too old now. Same with Linda Hamilton, she could have pulled that off.
christina aguilera
Tew short. She can be a sexy Ewok in Return of the Jedi II: Condom Boogaloo
Shakira, Elizabeth Debicki, Katheryn Winnick but would get insta boner if Margot Robbie
Shakira
she's like 5'2" anon
samus is 6'3"
What are high heels
Zero Suit Sweeney
Retarded shit that Samus doesn't wear?
ella balinska
constantly in a full body mech suit and never talks
Literally anyone
What is the zero suit
never talks
she talks about THE BABY
The zero suit was never a significant thing until smash bros and only coomers give a shit about it.
Shakira, Elizabeth
midget
Debicki
nope
, Katheryn Winnick
OK
Margot Robbie
nope
And it's now her iconic look. It'd be like if they made a WoW movie but about WC1 instead of the actual iconic part of the franchise (WoW)
And it's now her iconic look
Only to braindead coomers.
What would she even be in her zero suit for? Is it supposed to be a metroid movie or a slice of life fan service eroge?
Cope
Marketing, she looks better in it than the shitty power armor
Go to the actual page and not whatever jewish search engine you use and you'll see her in her armour.
Mackenzie Davis
No you have to use my ultra specific criteria
Cope harder, no one likes armored Samus
fuck off zoomer the power armor is dope
It's retarded, makes no sense and ugly.
after watching cleaver. this guy
"girl power" is dressing up like comic book characters and taking pictures?
shitty power armour
The power armour is the iconic look. You want a metroid movie without the power armour? Are you retarded?
My pic literally proves everyone associates the zero suit with Samus
Keep coping over your hypermasculine armor fag
Samus is female though.
OK so you are retarded
OK so you are gay
if Scarlett Johansen was 20 years younger....
but for real, if they do make it its going to be like pg13 version of aliens
Scarlett Johannsson looks nothing like Samus
Three different actors, like Darth Vader. One for suited action, one for the voice, and another for the last scene at the end a la Metroid 1 where she's not in armor. Most of the movie she should be in full armor and unironically the one doing the in-suit action should be a man because of the height, build, and necessity to move around while fully suited during filming.
Samus still looks feminine when she moves in her armour. If you've played any of the prime games it's very obvious she's a woman, she's even in high heels.