Refuses to give money to his drug loving son, and dyke Daughter

buddy go do a quick google on that one

Well, he's gay for one

Why are you defending them?

I think about being "numb" to beautiful women. You look at guys like Marlon Brando, or Elvis, and how they just...stopped caring. You realize at a certain point, shit like personal trainers, fake tits, butt lifts, whatever... They aren't just vanity purchases. They're investments. The return on that investment is whatever you've got.

hi sar

be born

decided to be a deadshit son

your dad is Jackie fucking Chan

get beaten with a step ladder, large Ming dynasty vase and a coffee mug in the space of 500 milliseconds

Jackie chan is abusive

that's funny anon
good work

Why aren't they making movies like his anymore? I liked his mix of slapstick, fighting and insane stunts.

Most Hong Kongers don't give a fuck who is in charge as long as it makes them money. They didn't care that the Brits were in charge because it made them rich. Now the commies are in charge, they don't care much, because they're still rich. That's why the protests were quite unpopular: it was fucking with the money. As long as a HKer can buy luxury watches and all that shit, he doesn't give a fuck that the CCP is in charge and would rather see protestors get their skulls cracked open. It's like the Japanese. They didn't even give a fuck they were occupied because at least they were better fed. They're still semi-occupied and they don't even think of it.
Reminder that the mass exodus from HK was less than 1% of the population.

He disowned his lesbian daughter in Toronto.

I know people hate this movie in here but Short Round's scenes on EEAAO were great. Really channeling that Jackie feel. Shame he is old.

I already liked the guy, but now I'm an even bigger fan. What did she do to deserve it?

Both Elvis and Brando had their share of teen groupies. I think after a decade or 2 of free prime pussy, you probably get bored of it and start resenting women instead. I mean there are women who would have still fucked Elvis when he looked like pic related. Why would you put the effort in?

How did candlejack get you if you didn’t say his nam

Based. Poor Toronto.

failed as a father

based

Elvis

He's weird since I over-estimated his age when he started to get big (basically just a kid), so I assumed that he was well into his 60s in Las Vegas. Instead, he died at only 42, and he could have easily quit the pills and booze, lost weight, and have a comeback in the 80s. An 80s pop song by Elvis is something I cannot mentally picture. I also think Elvis' death symbolically was the death of 50s and 60s rock music. You had Disco, dance-pop, synth-pop, new wave, punk, show up right around that time.

probably a mix of lack of talented artists and increased insurance costs

He looks good here, could do with a haircut.
Peak male physique.

because you literally can't. Hong Kong in the 70s-80s played it extremely fast and loose with H&S, you could throw people off rooftops and abuse real animals and fire live ammunition on camera and nobody cared. Nowadays you have to go through so much legal redtape that it just isn't worth it. Most of his old stunts you legally cannot film anymore. the western film industry went through the same process in the 30s when the film actor unions sprung up.

dyke daughter

Is she a savable by breeding type of dyke?

she's like 40

What made you do a Tom and Jerry screen mid sentence?

lmao Fuck off Chang. Fuck China.

Nigger, my post is anti-China. Specifically it's anti-Chinese culture.
My point is Hong Kongers are cucks. Asians on the whole don't care about freedom. They only care about consoom product and keeping face to their family and neighbors.
Stop putting western values on them. They can't understand concepts like freedom.

Yeah he also throw his pregnant woman from stairs

Of course he did. If you are dating a top tier kung fu stuntman and you and your baby are not even able to endure a simple staircase, then you are not worthy. This is ancient chinese knowledge

he didn't want no trable

No it's the Irish.

if you can't stand up to her, you won't stand up for her

the only place where you can do those kind of stunts is in 3rd worlds and other shitholes unless you got the money to fund every bill and can tell investors to step back, people like Tome Cruise had to make their own studio so that he could do the kind of crazy shit that he wants to do.
On top of that it is a lot of risk to put your main actor in these kind of situations if something breaks that halts production for a lot of projects and can cost studios multi millions Jackie Chan had a full team of professional to help with his stunts where do you even find that?

Considering the absolute hell of a childhood Jackie, Sammo and Yuen Biao endured, he's probably mad that his son was born and grew up with a silver spoon. He's also a 70 year old Chinese man, of course he's going to be old school

Being this emotionally invested in China only means one thing

You are being paid
You are a good goy

The high IQ position is to enjoy cheap chinese goods while enjoying 'freedom' in the west.

lel

she did her own stunts

anyone else able to see across monitors as though they were cameras and detect pajeets? like these two posts just reek.

Reminder if a son turns out bad it's 99% chance it's the fault of the father.
No son that has a proper father figure and father in his life turns out to be a deadbeat, this is Jackie's fault and no ones else.

This is not true.

This is 100% true

fucks 10/10s for decades

oh well, I'm numb now lmao

This post is 50% false

That's actually based. Imagine having Jackie Chan as your dad and fucking your life up, instead of being "Dad, please teach me all the crazy awesome stuff you can do".

see

He might be a shitty teacher.
My father is like that so I would know. He has no patience and doesn't explain anything well, so everyone gets infuriated and nothing is accomplished.

Yea I was numb to (((beautiful))) women too, it's called 'literally how chad does it'