Realistically, how would (You) react to such a situation?

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Realistically, how would (You) react to such a situation?

i'd be happy it's not a brick

OH N-

i dont know how to drive so jesus would take the wheel

This happened to me irl but the log was small and got caught in my windshield.

Just save and log off

Not really a log then is it?

god I hate mondays...

"You probably don't even see it when it happens, right?"

Still the best sequence in the whole series.

I'd not be blind, notice the chains are loose, and steer off to the right. Unless Death is after me, in which case I'm fucked either way and it'll Rube Goldberg something else into my face.

It was a shit log btw. MY shit log. I really had to go so I stuck my ass out the window and squeezed one out while going 80 mph. Sorry about that one brah

log off

I wouldn't react. I would listen to what the log has to say, and that's what no one did.

damn you, I hadn't thought of that in years

I would simply tank it and keep driving.

2012

wonder how that brick's doin

I woodn't.

I'd pretend it was a BBC, and then it'd be like I died doing what I love.

Just duck, if you aren't fat you can easily double over and it would whoosh over your head.

I'd look up from my phone and say nothing before getting my head obliterated

quickly duck

poke eye out on gear stick

now eye hurts and can't see

lose control of car, crash and die

Death always wins

This actually happened to my friend’s dad but it was a loose truck tire. Almost died

Put my foot over the brake and die

Gas gas gas

I'd rotate my body with the impact.

so is the new final destination flick any good?

I would re-post this thread every day until I get a good answer.

swerve left

open door and jump out hard

land flat on feet because its like jumping when an elevator crashed into the ground

I liked it.

He got tired.

That was something...

What if you just don't accept that it's your time to go? Death would never commit a crime as heinous as rape, if he kills you unwilling thats basically soul rape.

I wouldn't react at all. I'd let the log do the talking. Which is what no one did.

Wasn't that his mom that got killed, or was that just dumb gossip?

Decent deaths but the final act is too short

You need to stop going on the internet

Ask God to forgive my sins and accept my fate

His wife. would have been a gore fest in that car

Better than The Final Destination at the least?

Its the Prometheus thing all over again, just don't dodge in a straight line. Easy

If I was in that car, it wouldn't have gone down like that.