Adulthood is realizing that TPM is the best Star Wars movie.
It's peak Star Wars
Adulthood is realizing that TPM is the best Star Wars movie
I like beginnings.
4>1>5>6>3>2
The OT is perfect, everything else is shit
I will forever dream of an alternative universe where the prequels weren't retarded
The trade federation blockading a small planet of no worth to protest the taxation of their trade routes makes no sense. Especially when blockading their trade routes would require less resources and cause greater repercussions.
There is no visual evidence that the blockade negatively impacts naboo.
It is never explained why Sidious has so much sway over the TF.
Qui-gon and Obi-wan spliting up in seperate drop ships is dangerous and risks the Jedi being seperated by thousands of miles
Qui-gon and company somehow travel through the Planet's core via a submarine.
The TF land on the otherside of the planet despite having the capability of landing outside the Captiol.
Gunray has Amidala sent for processing instead of keeping her secure within the palace. Gunray doesn't even have her escorted by droidekas.
The TF somehow expect a treaty signed under duress to be legally binding.
R2D2 being the queen's astromech is a huge contrivance.
The TF attempt to destroy the ship holding the one person they require to sign their treaty.
Jar Jar is brought along to Tatoonie even when he is a huge liability.
Qui-gon's plan to obtain a Nubian Hyperdrive is completely convoluted and takes up way too much time that he admittedly doesn't have.
Qui-gon has numerous other options to get off Tatoonie and uses none of them.
Shmi is responsible for her and Anakin's slavery by gambling. No one seems to bring up how awful that makes Shmi.
C-3PO was built by Anakin. Another major contrivance in order to reintroduce a character from the OT
Midichlorians create a number of issues logistically while also removing the mysticism of the Force
There is not visual indication Naboo is suffering under the TF occupation
No one is aware of the Queen's location but the Queen's advisor is somehow able to send a message to her ship
Maul is somehow able to locate the Queen to Tatoonie with no leads.
The Jedi Council believes a 9 year old is too old to be trained.
the chosen one prophecy is contrived
The TF has enough pull in the senate to prevent aid to Naboo but not enough to prevent tax increases.
The queen and company are able to break through the blockade to land on Naboo with no issue. They are able to land without the TF tracking them down.
Sidious/Palpatine still pushes to have the TF capture the queen to sign the treaty despite having changed his plans and no longer needing the TF any longer. He still provides assistance via Maul despite having no more need of the TF.
Qui-gon brings a 9 year old to a warzone instead of leaving him with the Jedi Council or Gungans in the Swamp.
Boss Nass makes Jar Jar a general for "making peace with the naboo" the complete opposite of what a combat general is needed for.
The queen's guard doesn't immediately start shooting at Maul when he shows up unarmed in the hanger.
Anakin somehow destroys the TF control ship with no combat/flight experience and by complete luck.
Maul allows Obi-wan to jump over him without even attempting to swipe at him. This is after not even attempting once to force push him off the ledge he was holding onto.
The Jedi Council allow Obi-wan to train Anakin despite having nothing but dangerous premonitions regarding the subject.
And the seething begins...
The coping begins
PT > OT
It's definitely the best Prequel. Just a fun straightforward adventure movie. Jar Jar is annoying and the midichlorian thing is stupid, but the rest isn't bad.
Naw. TPM is the only good Prequel, while the entire OT is good.
Stop posting this meme, all the ironic shitposting about the Prequels is annoying.
Nah, I like the PT more, and it's honestly discussed way more now
Should have made Ani the same age as Padme. They wasted an entire movie on that stupid kid.
It's not a meme
That's because of Filoniwars, not the Prequels themselves.
Jar Jar is Shakespeare
literary references = quality
It's a 0/10 meme.
Correct!
ROTS is better but yes it is quite good
Why did he do it?
Here’s your “peak” Slop Wars bro
I’m not even as big of a prequel hater as some are, but I still don’t understand how some prequel fags will try to claim I or II is better than III, much less the best in the entire series.
the Mos Espa market scenes are kino
alternative universe where the prequels weren't retarded
Adulthood is realizing that TPM is the best Star Wars movie
Because when I play with my lasersword-wielding space wizard, I think about trade routes and taxes all the time.
Logic!
Aye, they should have made Anakin an angsty teen from the beginning. Then it would actually make sense why the council doesn't want to train him.
TPM is a terrible movie. 2/10 is generous but I think it's better than a 1/10. It's only watchable because it's attached to the star wars story.
It's poorly paced with a nonsensical plot and some of the worst dialogue imaginable.
Kill yourself
The whole idea of a hovering chariot is already retarded to begin with in a galaxy with flying cars and shuttles.
chosen one prophecy
Still the stupidest shit in Star Wars.
Still better than anything from the Disney era.
Seethe.
Didn't took long for the troonpedo to have a melty hehe
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Based opinion, but the best and most peak Star Wars movie is Return Of The Jedi. That said, I deeply love the prequels and The Phantom Menace is my favourite prequel film.
It's like tying jet engines to a horse. Fucking retarded, but so fucking retarded that it loops back to being fun.
hobby horsing
I, SISSYcas, JOBBER of the film industry, humbly kneel to:
CHADklasa-sama, my master, who mindraped me into selling Star Wars to white slavers
Iger-sama, my one true love and other master
Cameron-sama, who’s box office I will never surpass
Ewan-sama, who threw the prequels under the bus at the first sight of fan backlash
Coppola-sama, who I will never have more Oscars than
Kennedy-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.
Spielberg-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb like I was Heather O'Rourke
Abram’s-sama, who abandoned my ideas for the sequel trilogy like a used condom (EVEN THOUGH Iger-sama promised that he would listen to my ideas)
Johnson-sama, who’s movie was so bad that it utterly raped the Star Wars franchise to the point of irrelevance
Filoni-sama, who molested the EU with his wolf cock
When I was a child I liked the lightsaber fights but always wondered what the point of the movie was
As an adult I like the lightsaber fights but always wonder what the point of the movie was
podracer is going hundreds of mph
going through the most dangerous part of the course
you need to react within fractions of a second to make it through
looks behind him
slams into a stalagmite
Describe the sound he makes
I would not be looking through peoples post history like a Redditor of I were you
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Woosh
Kek troonpedo is mad
Not only is TPM a bad movie but it's the first SW movie to shit the bed.
ROTJ, while not being as good as ANH and ESB, is still a great movie.
GNHAAAAAAHhhh
Prequel bros, why didn't Shmii's internal bomb go off when the Tuskens abducted her?
Agree. When the Jedi are usually only taking in toddlers to completely erase their memories of family and shit so they'll never know any attachment makes the Jedi kinda sinister.
Because Cliegg Lars bought her out of slavery and presumably removed the bomb when he bought her. I don’t even like the prequels and that seems pretty obvious.
Was that in the movie? It's been 20 years kek
I race for she
5 and 6 that high?
2 is the most star wars shit ever unironically
5 is overrated reddit corny crap
2 is very good indeed, and yes 5 is so overrated I always put it at the bottom of my ratings
Trying to hard prequeljeet
You samefagged and seethed enough in this thread troonpedo, you can go to sleep now.
i'm not the one putting episode 1 that high
we didn't watch the same movies i guess
muh shakespeare lmao
so embarrassing
Keep crying troon, ywnbaw
look i'd be more of a woman as a man than the prequels being all that shit posted on that pic lmfao
The prequels are kino and you are a mentally ill man pretending to be a woman
Love how bored and annoyed Christopher Lee looks as Dooku, specially when he's doing force magic. Second funniest "phoning it in" face in the series, Harrison Ford's existential crisis in the Holiday Special is still better.
He actually loved working on the prequels, so nice try
Coulda fooled me.
i'm probably older than you and watched all prequels in the theater at release literally lived and breathed the period playing kotor and republic commando and so on
surely i'm not that obsessed with trannies as you are
unironically star slop grow up lmfao
i'm probably older than you
And yet you are still triggered by even the slightest bit of prequel appreciation
Dilate
i appreciate your trips faggot
no trigger it's all yours
But the movie is retarded from start to finish and the politics are so badly written they aren't worth the screentime.
The only redeeming thing is the soundtrack and the duel against the demon dude.
overrated reddit corny crap
Negro, in what universe is Empire cornier than the movie with these scenes?
What happened to Star Wars is the purest Monkey's Paw scenario there is. You were so spoiled for choice and quality that you tarnished what were fine and effective entries and now you get space dykes, Jack Black and Lizzo and a whole host of Disney bullshit. Misery of your own making. You slandered George to hell and back and he gave up on Star Wars because of you. Fuck yourselves.
but i didn't say it's cornier
horseshit tastes better than dogshit
I wouldn't know.
Bidenfags vote against their own economic interests
Based
But this only affect prequel fans. 70% of the oldfags stopped caring about SW after the 00s, the other 30% stopped giving a shit after TLJ was such a clown ass shitshow. The prequels were their monkey paw thing, Lucas was their Kennedy. From their point of view, Star Wars was ruined twice.
prequels
fine and effective
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Mike, we can blame Disney, we can praise Lucas’s effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Directing, editing you name it, it all STINKS.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in George and Lucasfilm, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the upcoming Disney+ shows. What do you think, Anon Babble? #LucIN or #LucOUT
Some helpful links to numb the pain:
Reddit.com/r/prequelmemes
StarWars.com
youtu.be
nhs.uk
but none of them are human so they dont care