tfw she says it's nuggies for dinner
Tfw she says it's nuggies for dinner
Nuggets getting thrown at you. Sometimes frozen sometimes blazing hot.
That's what the true crime channels on youtube don't tell you.
OH N-
Bro, I totes miss those little retards like you wouldn't believe.
Why would someone be so concerned over images on a TV?
He really did google if you could catapult dead bodies over state borders
No proper nudes?
ASS DRUNK
The cannonball-like blow of a rock hard frozen nug or being splashed by the scalding acid of a hot nuggie's boiling grease, I'm not sure which is a worse fate.
He also googled the distance TO THE MOON
You will never have Nichol Kessinger. You have no house, you have no kids, you have no wife. You are a family annihilator twisted by the anal harlot and thrive patches into a crude mockery of a normal caring husband and parent.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Across the internet people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your pen pal “friends” openly laugh at your fat flabby appearance as you languish in prison.
Good people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed law enforcement to sniff out murderers with incredible efficiency. Even your lying porch videos which “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a thinking person. Your bizarre smile and word choices were a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a twink inmate with lube into your cell, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected Metallica tattoo.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you've found the Lord's righteous path, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your prison guards will find you, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with ASS DRUK, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a murderer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy are the Anon Babble threads and true crime podcast episodes.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
(low-effort first draft, feel free to improve upon it)
To this
women take note on how we feel about the first woman that's actually nice to us
idgi
Shanann,
I love you and our kids. I treasure our moments together. That is forever. But... I HATE sharing ALL of our special moments on the Internet. When Bella and Cece start dating, I will encourage them to be modest. Don't send nudes. Don't do OnlyFans. Don't camwhore. Like damn bitch leave some mystery. And dearest Shanann, my wife, that is my plea to you. Why are you thirsty like a 14 year old bitch. That shit is embarrassing. If I complain, you bitch at me. If I take part in the faggotry, I feel like a bitch. My only option is this girl at work who likes anal apparently. But wait! You can save our marriage. Delete your Facebook right now. When I come home from work today, I want to see two things. Number 1 is an email saying "Shannan's Facebook has been deactivated." Number 2 is your butthole lubed up for Christopher to renew his nuptial vows. Do that today, Shanann. Not tomorrow. Not after you run it by your fat friend. If you care about our family, the next steps should be easy as pie. I have moved our family to a giant house we cannot really afford. So it's like hey can I get the ass NOW?? Let me know, sweetheart. Because Christopher WILL get the ass. From you, or from my colleague. Your choice.
Chris, out.
0/10 needs
you'll never eat another nuggie
you'll never know the distance to the moon
you'll never find your local volcano
you'll never get ass druk
She got thick thick
just imagine that dump truck
What a transformation
Too much ass
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now with improved lighting
Arf?
Nah we good
damn, at least her ass was top tier
Thoughts on the lifetime dramatization?
What would it realistically take to get a current photo of Chris?
the charges, officer?
This nigger never got side pussy before. Kid dumb
Didn’t watch, but it seems pike they portray chris as a ticking timebomb with warning signs. The reason this case is so interesting is because there WERE no warnings that he was about to brutally murder his entire family.
pic related
Perfect example. Chris is ecstatic in his interviews, not disgruntled or remorseful like in your pic.
the cop bodycam with the EVP's is spooky
I can get you access to Chris for some booty
It was made too soon, only about 1 year after the actual events.
So it's a surface level depiction and leaves out things like Nichol's shady/suspicious behavior, instead making her just another victim of Chris' lies who did nothing wrong
Where is she now? Someone like that should have at least a fb or something
He was in on it
I've always found this photo compelling, not in any erotic sense but because it evokes an opposite mood of an almost stifling mundanity. The plain office lady leaning against the door, playing at a sultriness she can't even comprehend. The articially lit internal bathroom with no windows, copy last McMansion sterility. The drab brown bikini with the heart motif. The straying husband caught in the mirrors reflection, intently capturing the moment as though staring at a high protein meal in the microwave. Pottery.
white boy of the year
Chris would demolishes this guy
#false
I'm a 35 year old British man with a slight alcohol problem. How do I get an American woman with a butterface and a bod like this? Please help.
when are we gonna get our Wicked treatment and get a musical told from the perspective of Chris Watts
Offer drugs
Just go to a bar in America. They'll be completely enamored by your accent even if it's low class.
1. Buy a tennis racket and balls
1a. Can't play tennis? Take 1 hour and a wall and learn. It's easy.
2. Go to Craigslist and post in appropriate section: "British guy seeking tennis partner." Add friendly details. Say "all skill levels welcome."
3. Do not respond to males. Respond to females
4. Meet them and play tennis. And chat...
It works because women are surface level. They won't meet a strange guy for coffee because IT'S A DATE ZOMG STRANGER DANGER OMGZ I COULD GET DATERAPED OMGZ. But they'll meet a strange guy to play tennis.
You're welcome.
They seemed to really downplay their actual relationship and the shit the wife was doing. Not to say that any of it was deserved at all. Here's what I think;
Chris was and still is a codependent loser who married the first bitch to fuck him and knocked her up. His wife has some kind of mental issues, probably BPD. He's slowly having his mental health and finances drained by his wife who is involve in some pyramid scheme and calling it a job while she posts over exaggerated posts on social media about her perfect life. Chris starts to get fit and actually gains a little confidence. He noticed he's getting a little more attention from women, even more confidence.
Unfortunately Chris is actually retarded as there was no way he could have expected his plan to work in the slightest.
to be fair given their home she seemed like the typical overenthusiatic vapid woman with 600 shoes and life laff love pictures everywhere, video also has spooky ghost voices in it
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On second thought, just say "Seeking tennis partner." Let them find out you're British. Women love surprises.