OH NO NO

why doesn't real life look like a cartoon?

Why does a cartoon depict accurate swim wear and real life looks like they walked into the shower with their clothes on?

Nigger you've never surfed
Everybody uses rashguards nowadays

why isn't the little girl in a bikini?

???

nigga what, the bottom is far more accurate to most surfers than the top

Yeah, why not?

good cinematography? what's that? just consume the sloppa and ask for more sloppa

modern audience

If you can't make the "real life" version even close to as visually interesting as the cartoon what's the point of making it?

real life

look at the color palette in the bottom pic, man. That's not realistic either.

Exactly. But this is why this shit should never be live action. Doing that is just fucking retarded. You cannot make any scene nearly as magical or fantastical in live action as you could in animation. Especially a stylized animation like you see in Lilo & Stitch.

This.
They didn't even bother to make the sea blue like this

lol

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you ever been to hawaii nigga? SHITS BLUER THAN BLUE

You cannot make any scene nearly as magical or fantastical in live action as you could in animation.

You could but it would require talent, forethought and skilled execution. This slop is made on a conveyor belt.

Yes, because middle aged women taking surf lessons on vacation are the best indicators for what true surfers look like LOL

Nigga, it's 2025.
Look at op pic, they can add the ugly 3d gremlin and you're telling me they can't make the sea blue?
They have the technology, but they choose to be ugly.

have you ever actually seen real surfers or is your only exposure looking up random vacation pictures like this

rash guard

Oh so THATS what "rashie" is short for

Meanwhile

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nani and lilo are real surfer

Lol backpedal bitch

nani is thougheverbeit. at least she was in the original movie I haven't seen the remake slop

I live on the coast of an eastern state, so yes.

In the original she wore a bikini, thougheverbeit.

everyone wears rashguards these days

LOL imagine being a native a wearing a guard

yes because it was a cartoon but if you want to argue which one is more realistic I more commonly see rash guards and wesuits

east coast

lmao

WHY ARENT THEY WEARING BIKINIS REEEEEE

Nah....bitch

To make money

I live on the coast of an eastern state,

for surfing

Yeah, that explains everything.

more commonly

So, bikini is just uncommon.
Why you make it like no one wore bikini?

WHY ARENT THEY TACKLING HUGE STORMSURGE WAVES WHERE THEY WOULD NEED A FULL FUCKING BODY SUIT INSTEAD OF MORE CASUAL SWIMWEAR?!?!!

lol fuckin KEK

lol loser

Money.

The real life ones exist SOLELY to cash in on nostalgia and for a reason to release merch once again. They are so fucking soulless and evil I have no words. But the neat thing is that I can just pirate the good old Disney movies so the kikes in charge nowadays don't see a dime.

I think this highlights a glaring deficiency in society.

Because he's a fuckin west coast mook

the best example of this is the animated prince ali scene vs the live action one

why isnt the little girl wearing a bikini???

kek incel

Yeah, I couldn't believe how much they sucked the energy and magic out of that number. Haven't seen the rest of the movie but I'd wager the whole thing is as ugly, low-energy and soulless as that. Yuck.

that's why cartoons are made

kooks out

ohana means yeet the family and go to college

I liked the Shark Attack 3 reference right after this

This movie has really hammered home Anon Babble is just retards complaining about non-issues in films they will never see.

I agree, especially since these live action remakes doing well means that fewer original animated projects will be made as they dump it all into rehashes. Fuck, Moana isn't even a decade old and they're already pumping out a live action remake.

my normie gf and her friends are all talking about how disney ruined it for the same reasons being posted here.
Touch graas

why does nu-disney hate vivid colors?

Gotta love when haoles think they know how tings work in Havaii, you're not kamaʻāina braddah

Maybe a live action remake should respect the time period of the original animation
Imagine if they did an animated remake of song of the south but set it in the modern day with modern aesthetics