Favorite episodes?

I didn’t like him when he was alive because he had that “le hussle and bussle cityslicker” persona but atleast he seemed kinda cool, but the fact he killed himself over a heartbreak makes him such a fake faggot, holy shit

Jiro

What was this guy's problem with Switzerland

hangs out in france? that was to die for

when they showed his home and he nonchalantly asked one of the producers if they knew how to delete embarrassing search history

I liked the spoon cooking arc

West Bank was pretty cool.

Source?

at his age he ought to have known better than to simp like that

the comment was a joke to compliment the attached photo anon.

How’s Bourdain? He still hangin around?

dies

people still report on your search history to humiliate you

Crazy innit

The one where him and the other kike openly talk about getting rid of white people to benefit jews

Can't take him seriously when he portrayed himself as a some tough street wise everyman when he ropes himself for some whore
Fierichads stay flavorful.

this

Heartbreaking last moments

Sounds like he could have used a rope breaking moment, hehe.

the one where he says

The one he kills himself in.

Every time I eat an oyster it's like eating a mouthful of seawater, sand included

You're supposed to scarf it down with a negroni (2)

Eat raw fish on rice for $200 tonight. Get the orange fool. Have cheap coffee at 4 o'clock at a bodega. Go to an asylum you've never been committed to.

Kek what a cuck

Enjoy the ride.

He killed himself because he was a drug addict. He probably always contemplated suicide, the roastie thing was just what pushed him to do it. Being a drug addicts leaves a void inside you that can never be filled no matter how much you travel or drink

Even worse then
Could've enjoyed a fulfilling life without touching none of that stuff, but I guess eating in some third world joint in some stool doesn't do that huh

Eat from a ghost kitchen. Get the mayo. Drink a warm can of beer you found in a parking lot. Go somewhere you've been asked to leave previously. Listen to someone who doesn't speak English explain why the car crash isn't their fault. Eat a New York Strip blacker than the deepest stretch of the Congo. Eat raw shrimp. Have a negroni move into your clean neighborhood. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have your tax dollars pay for them to not work anyways. Eat the gun slowly. Tip the kiosk screen. Check these dubs.
Check mine. The ride never ends.

Check these dubs.

i really wanna eat pho now.

his CNN show isn't as good as No Reservations

I liked the Asian ones when it was clear they didn’t really want him there but CNN paid them off.

This is the best comment in the thread.

Bodega?

Meme answers aside I like the one he did in the desert with Josh Homme. Lately it’s been interesting watching a Cook’s tour. It’s so low budget and Bourdain is smoking in almost every scene. You get a good image of early 2000s travel as it probably felt for normal people.

that's too much bread for one person

This is the gayest comment in the thread.

favorite episodes?

No Reservations was a much better show than Parts Unknown. When he was making No Reservations on the travel channel he was still enough of an unknown that he had some humility. By the time he's doing Parts Unknown on CNN he's become the new favorite pet of the ruling class, he's got Obama on his show and he's selling the same agenda you hear everywhere else.

No Reservations had some reality to it. He went to Haiti and he didn't sugarcoat the fact that the place was a hell hole. He went to Detroit and he talked with an old black woman who said her life was better when she was dirt poor living in Jim Crow Alabama because she wasn't afraid of her neighbors. You got that uncomfortable truth on No Reservations on Parts Unknown you just got the same song and dance the system always sells.

OK.

fuck coffee but give me the $13 dollar mocha

Heat it up slowly. Flick your vein. Check if you still have your BIC lighter. Check if you still have yourself. Enjoy the high.

Was Haiti where he tried to buy food for the locals only to turn into a shit show? Regardless of the network I think I remember them expressing regret pretty quickly.

Sorry seeing this racist piece of shit neck himself is just too good. He wanted to genocide whites but genocided himself.

I think the point where he started mocking Fieri was the point where Bourdain started becoming a pretentious ass. Earlier in his career I don't think he'd give a fuck, he might laugh in private at the Guy's frosted tips and the gimmicks his show used; but he wouldn't be doing the cool kids table nonsense where he'd try to make himself look better by shitting on people.

I feel like Bourdain's proximity to the ruling class really destroyed him. It made him pretentious, it made him afraid to say things his rich and famous friends wouldn't like and ultimately it killed him by hooking him up with an evil self absorbed fame whore who took advantage of his infatuation with her.

He stopped identifying with the servants and started identifying with those they served. Of course he'd always say the opposite, just like all ruling class champagne socialist types do when the cameras are rolling; but when the public eye is off them they have few qualms about reminding the help where they stand.

Tip your dealer.

Chokeslam a jabroni. Make it two.

A wrestling match between him and that britbong cunt Goron Ramsay would have been kino. We were robbed, millennial bros.
To be fair, authentic Vietnamese pho is top-tier affordable cuisine.
The pursuit of pussy is always the downfall of accomplished men.

Was Haiti where he tried to buy food for the locals only to turn into a shit show?

Yeah. It was part of what made it a good episode. He goes in and thinks rather understandably that the film crew could afford to buy some food for the locals so they throw down a few hundred bucks to have a local restaurant give out free food. Of course word of the free food spreads like wildfire and now they have hungry nogs coming out of the woodwork to get their free food. They eat all the food the restaurant has and more people just keep showing up and now they're getting angry at the restaurant and at the film crew for not having free food for them and they start trashing shit and fighting and the film crew has to just jump in their cars and haul ass back to the hotel.

More of a red pill than you normally get when it comes to how the media like to show the third world.

I’ve heard pho in the states is better than it is in Vietnam. More access to good beef, and millions of immigrants from there in all parts of the country. Koreans and Japanese tend to flock to the coasts, Vietnamese go to places like Louisiana or really anywhere in the sticks.