The Shield

This is like crack but in TV form. Best show ever.

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cant believe walton goggins not only exists in the shield but also replaced shane for the second half of the series

the Strike Team disbanding in S3E15

Shane pleading for Vic's help in S4E8

this scene in S6E6

everytime Michael and Walton shared a scene at nighttime, it was 10/10 kinography.

Did you sign off on a deal with the shitposter?

I did, yes.

I thought we agreed, no deals. The only way to get Anon is to leverage his frens.

We're in the middle of something here, janny

So am I and it just got derailed because you guys cucked out

It's over, Janny. Banning that shitposter sends a message. We all move on now.

and Anon skates clean...*laughs* This guy, this guy is just PISSING, just PISSING all over us and we just smile and lick it up?

That's enough...

ANON SPAMS BOARDS, HE-HE POSTS SNEED, HE SAYS THE N-WORD

YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID YESTERDAY? HE-HE POSTED CUNNY ON A BLUE BOARD

HE MAY HAVE RAIDED Anon Babble

AND THAT'S ALL IN ONE DAY

I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TODAY, I WONDER WHAT HE'S GONNA DO TOMORROW

THIS GUY

THIS GUY IS JUST PISSING, HE IS JUST PISSING ALL OVER US. HE'S PISSING ON YOU WH- WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE, HIROMOOT? WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?! CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE P I S S TO ME

KIIIINNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cops are cringe it's like the sopranos. cool before now cringe cause everyone knows cops suck.

This is so funny that it's a rare case where I am totally fine with you spamming it for attention. Carry on anon.

Let me remind you of a few things you seem to have forgotten

I didn't doxx Janny

You've lost your leverage with Hiromoot

And your wife's son's bussy tasted like sweet crust

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it was fun actionslop, not in the same conversation as TV's greatest masterpiece

He made you check 'em?

Let's see those dubs.

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The last couple seasons jump the shark really hard. It also runs into the Game of Thrones dilemma where they were always willing to kill off main characters, which keeps you as an audience member ready for anything, but by the time the later seasons are airing half of the good actors are dead and you're forced to give more and more screen time to bit characters and nobodies.

I could never get into that show because of the main guy and his accent. How do you allow your lead to have such a shitty accent? Why not just get a Yankee? I'm a brit so it was doubly more grating.

Idk I watched it when I was a teenager but it was definitely bad. It somehow seemed to get worse as the show went on too, like he stopped caring lol. The only American accent that ever REALLY bothered me (as an American) was McNulty on The Wire. Fucking awful. Didn't help that I hated the character in general.

A lot of movies and shows suffered from casting Anglos in the main American roles just to save money or because they're le prestige and le better

People who obsess about accents are honestly the lowest of the low in terms of critics. The amount of people like (You) that screeeeech about an accent inconsistency that normal people usually just don't even listen for is probably a sign of autism. Of course, there are examples of egregiously bad accents (that Irish movie with Christopher Walken etc) but they are not as common as the times that people pretend. For example both McNulty and CIA are fine in The Wire. It's sad that you can't form a proper criticism so you have to pretend "mwai eyuhs hwwwuuurrtt!". All of True Blood - fine. Brosnan in Mobland - fine (although Mirren is in question fair enough). Damian Lewis in anything - fine.
All you are demonstrating when you level this sort of criticism is that you are a) probably autistic, and b) probably reclusive since expats are spread out across the entire globe in current year and nearly all of them have "strange" accents that are a mix of different places. Nobody but retards stops these people in day to day life... so why do you think turning a camera on changes anything?
Actual autism. That is why.

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but YOU'RE autistic

I like both shows. I finished them both. No one is "obsessing". The accents aren't good. Also to imply that there are some worthy of criticism, just not the ones we don't like, is just silly. Hearing is subjective. McNulty's bad accent sticks out to me. I didn't even mention CIA because I thought his was passable. Of course no one gives pause to expats with mixed accents. They're not actively trying to portray themselves as something they aren't like an actor is.

And who is the authority on if someone passes the "sticks out to me" test or not? Most of the "worthy" examples as you would put it are just examples of bad acting. It has little to nothing to do with the voicework, and more to do with delivery. Tony Soprano's accent is never questioned not because of the authenticity of it but because of Gandolfini's range and ability to be convincing in every scene. Like I said, there are examples of people being wildly off the mark (sounding German instead of French for example) but they are fewer and further between.

WELL IF IT AIN'T RAYLAN GIVENS
AS I LIVE AND BREATHHHH

Goggins must have got hair plugs or something right? I reckon he just maintained a receding look. The difference between him here and in The Shield is actually quite significant.

And who is the authority on if someone passes the "sticks out to me" test or not?

No one is. That's exactly my point.

So you concede it's a positively retarded criticism that should just be kept to yourself? Cool. Glad we cleared that up.

You made a deal with the jannies for yourself and you're sending me on a three day vacation??

I'm sorry, I thought my IP was..

YOU'RE GODDAMN SORRY?!

I didn't think I had a choice!

WHERE'S MY GODDAMN CHOICE, ANON?! WHERE'S MY GODDAMN CHOICE?! I WAS GOING TO POST! WE WERE GOING TO POST TOGETHER! GODDAMNIT! WHAT ABOUT WHAT PROTECTING THE BOARD, WHAT ABOUT PROTECTING THE GODDAMN BOARD, ANON! GODDAMNIT

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he made you... SUCK?

gems

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE US

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RAGEBAIT AND HORNYPOST WITH ME, WE WERE GONNA RUN TOGETHER

the only way it makes sense that Ronnie didn't run and took Vic seriously was that he was gay for Vic cause man as much i love the shield the final season was nothing but contrivances

Most criticisms are subjective. There'd be very little discussion here if we only shared objective ones. You're acting like I threw a tantrum and refused to watch the shows because I didn't like the accents.

Mr. Janny, the DICK is up your ASS, and I'm the one, not you, who decides WHEN and IF, it comes out..

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They show Vic continually choosing his family over the Strike Team in the final season while Ronnie is shown as meticulous and careful. I know the whole thing is Vic gets away with it all in the end and he's a piece of shit, but I would have liked if Ronnie either got away on his own or was clever enough to cut his own deal undermining Vic's. Ronnie was way too trusting of Vic.

based, I love a comfy shield thread

The finale was perfect aside from how they dealt with Ronnie. Nothing about how they fleshed out his character would suggest blind loyalty to Vic. If you remember, he was the only always second guessing and being detached. A poor piece of plotting in an otherwise excellent show.

I had a crush on the tight young cutie in the early seasons, the Tulips chick who had Shane's Georgia Yammy juice. She was so fucking hot.

Okay autist, I will come down to your level and explain this in excruciating detail for you. The entire discussion over someone's accent is retarded. Again, I already said there are examples of something being egregious, I understand if someone like Timothee Chalamet did an Indian accent it may just inherently shatter the suspension of disbelief, but that almost never happens. Your criticism is no different to a bunch of Indians complaining about Dev Patel's accent in Monkey Man (ironically they DON'T do this). It's just totally vapid and not worthwhile. I'm sorry if you feel like I'm attacking you for sharing this sentiment anon, but you also don't need to take what I'm saying personally. I'm just demonstrating why the entire notion of complaining about someone's accent is in fact retarded and probably a sign of autism. You saying stuff like McNulty's accent just took me out of it, is a completely arbitrary and senseless comment based on pretty much nothing. It offers no positive or negative critique on The Wire. It's just an obnoxious nothing comment made with the explicit hope that people will start arbitrarily agreeing with you. Especially ironic if you are claiming to like the thing you're discussing like you are. Because what are you even saying really? That you're so retarded you couldn't follow what the character was saying? That to you it was SO BAD that it was literally distracting you from the story being told on screen? How fucking stupid. Even if you've never stepped foot outside of Baltimore in your life and it feels inauthentic, you are cringe af for gatekeeping on such a thing and pretending it bothers you to such an extent. Unless you're a linguist with a particular interest in Baltimore then no these thoughts are not worth discussing, of course they aren't. Do you understand now? Have I provided you with sufficient data?

Go watch Don Cheadle in the Oceans movies. Then tell me the same discussion should be held for The Wire.

I want your ban appeal in my inbox by the end of the day

It’ll be a couple of days. Maybe a week.

It wasn’t a request

You take it up with Hiroshimoot if you have to. But I don’t answer to you, janny. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Autism Awareness Day

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its a "berate and ridicule every female younger and sexier than me" episode

she was not pretty at all

well when your competition in the precinct is wyms it's not hard to be on top

ESL

watch the show for the 1st time

hear the intro

CHA CHAKA CHAKA CHAAAAAAAA

good

go to Anon Babble

apparently it says "just another day"

rewatch it a few more times in my life

still can't hear the just another day

chaka chaka cha bros...

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I loved SoA through season 4ish. Season 5 is okay, but after that it's all down a steep hill.

I think he got them once some time in the early 2000s. I'd have to watch The Shield again, but I feel like he's balding bad in the pilot and then has more coverage in the second episode. Probably got his shit thickened once, and has been on finasteride since 2002.