I guess publicists really can make anything happen as long as the check clears

Nick will eternally self-sabotage.

hahaha! I-it's rural whites who are horribly inbred...not us!!!!

Cool Adam exists?

Who

Disgusting bug

Imagine millions of Adams in a camp. That face. That voice. How can anyone deny the holocaust? How can anyone be against it?

Jon Stewart did a comedy news show on a set in front of a live studio audience. Totally different style of comedy. What a dumb comparison

This man shit his pants on the internet.

this guy is the least funny member of an already deeply unfunny podcast. I just wanted to say that. thank you for reading.

nick is the least successful cumtown member despite being the entire reason people listened

he doesn't want to make anything good because he's a leftroon and actually putting effort and caring about things is racist

anons are so out of touch they think a gq article in 2025 means anything

lmao

Adam walked in and said "So where are the Gentlemen's Quarterly gentlemen? Are they single?"

To be fair if my retarded friend ignored my advice, became even fatter, sucked off Joe Rogan, and got a netflix special while I'm stuck doing gay actor michael douglas forever I would also be bitter.

yeah the guy who opened an episode by screaming “bill nye the nigger guy” is a leftroon

thats what happens when you are scared to offend your lefty friends.

Um actually, it was "Bill Maher the nigger guy" because he'd just called himself that on his talk show.

yeah actually

CHING CHONG DING DONG

but also these republicans my god, gay and black trans people are valid, chud!

he’s one of the hypocritical schizos that still think their brooklyn irony let’s them play for both teams

What about it?

he makes fun of trannies, fat women, and fags constantly

lefty friends are also more successful than him

No huge amount of people will ever pay attention to Adam. How he's still going now while he contributes NOTHING to anything baffles me. He's always benefited from proximity to funny people but he himself has little to add.
The whole thing defies logic. Now he's poised to make some leap higher? LOL, no.

nigga never seen anyone fail upwards due to being jewish before

He got beat up by Latinas growing up, is that in the Early Life section?

self deprecation because he was raped as a kid

I like that you think non-leftists "make anything good".
Creative people are never conservative. They may get led astray as they age, but they certainly don't start that way.
Just look at how stupid you are. You think all bad things are lefty because you've trained yourself to hate them. If you paid attention only to things made by politically retarded rightwingers there'd be NOTHING of interest to care about. lol

Even worse, he was raped as an adult man

teams

My but are you dumb.

Don't worry, I'll keep trying to come up with ways to make everything into Left vs. Right and then put Nick into the Left slot. I'm simple.

zog the post

And still defends them constantly, he’s a schizo

Your schizo bigotry aside, I don't often see untalented people end up with jobs reaching millions. And that's because I don't participate in social media probably.
He's not witty or intelligent or humorous enough to fill a Jon Stewart's shoes is what I'm saying.

I don't often see untalented people end up with jobs reaching millions

based meritocrat libertarian Adam Friedland fan

You can try to dismiss me but you didn't argue because my statement is true. You're too dumb to argue anyway. You just have one job: smear jews. You can't actually defend or justify any of it.

What are you even talking about? He’s fully team left he makes edgy jokes. He’s taken a side, he always has. Why do 4chang Nig Mullen threads always have people pretending he doesn’t clearly state his views on stuff?

muh sides

americans please just fucking die ASAP

career so bad he's unironically making movie reactions

let’s get nick reacting to the opening of the departed please

Wanna know how you know there's a nick fan, they will obsessively tell you like a vegan.

Nick Mullen is an american and he is not republican, and not a centrist and was literally part of the weird twitter clique that basically made trannies and violent fiery black riots acceptable

Your point is just retarded. Fascism was at the forefront of art in the 1920s and 30s. Oh wait, you mean that mass-media slop is libtarded and you think I want it to be replaced by Ben Shapiro. We're going to rape you.

The thing about cumtown, heh... It's pretty based. We're gonna need some weird fellas to defeat wokeness, that's just how it is. Sometimes to redpill the normies, you need a jew, a fat greek, and a manlet to talk about the (((JQ)))
Hopefully soon Nick, Adam, and Stav can meet up with Sam! Shadilay on you crazy comedians...

Haha hell yeah dude

if you really believe that gender ideology and the blm riots came from a bunch of unfunny brooklynites on twitter years after occupy then you’re actually a mentally ill retard.

Yes. Nick is an old school comedian in the sense that his jokes don't really reflect his world view. They're just jokes.

Nah I believe they made a coordinated effort to weaponize the most popular social media platform at the time by shaming and humiliating celebrities and other influential people on the platform to change the cultural discussion. Which they did. Patton Oswalt was a heckin free speech guy until they mindbroke him.

The wokeism.. The FUCKING WOKEISM PISSES ME OFF
FUCK MAN. (((THEY))) TOOK PATTON OSWALT FROM US

irony lmao :3

i don’t think you’d catch any of the chapo or cum town doing idpol online becaus that was their entire appeal to leftists at the time in the face of woke scold retards. it’s why the adam lyft story exists.

It's not irony NIGGER. If we don't do something, Patton will be lost forever to the woke mind virus

what? That was all they did back in the day. The chapo guy felix was like the most obnoxious and worst, I don’t remember the other two guys on weird twitter. And nick really didn’t but he still simped for his faggot bros.

all they ever did was make fun of wreckers and idpol freaks because they were actual communists to the extent that there are no politics but class politics. you can live with whatever head canon you want but the entire reason they were called the dirtbag left (very gay) is because they weren’t in bed with liberal identity politics. simple as. read anything that ethnically ambiguous big tittie bitch ever wrote about it.

Correct

lol all the black states

You don’t even know what I’m saying, just drowning in irony juice. Patton was always a faggot I hated. But this was like the original discord troon raid shit, they would just shit on and try to humiliate anyone that wasn’t kneeling for the charleston and later floyd riots.

Patton was actually kind of based once upon a time, then the libtards got him

blacks are too busy fucking fertile young snowbunnies to fuck their own cousins

No they didn’t, they were part of it completely. You can live with whatever headcanon you want as well, they were part of all this gay shit and went along with it until they either decided it was more profitable or better for the “movement” to act like they didn’t support the wackier shit going on.

Patton was always a faggot, killed his wife, and wasn’t worried about Bill Cosby raping women as long as he wasn’t hypocritical.

NTA, but you’re actually delusional and clearly never engaged with their content.

You clearly came into the game late

You still think Patton killed his wife? Look at the context clues. You might find some the mainstream media, didn't quite connect... Here's a hint ((()))

((())))

irony lmao hahah the jew parentheses nobody does anymore

Nick walked away to let Adam do this bullshit. Pretty obvious that without Nick telling Adam that GQ and the like are artistically bankrupt that Adam would make a full-throated attempt at stardom.

Jamie pull up the global map

for sure bud

Are you trying to tell me that kikes did not kill patton oswalt's wife and turn him woke?

6 years ago

yeah dude, now I know for sure you don’t know about weird twitter, I was there for the dildohitler controversy

needing an early life to know that a guy who looks like that with the last name Friedland is Jewish

no thanks

Yes these are brown muzzies not blacks

i used to post on fyad before all the unfunny fags fled to twitter so please keep your embarrassing posturing to yourself

Adam fucking loves Hasan and it's painfully obvious. He probably imagines how sick it would be him and to get away with all the shit he does.

Meanwhile, Hasan is so fucking lame he's attached his mouth permanently to Chapo and Cumtown's nuts to make sure he retains some kind of leftist edge while he sells faux-socialism to twitch

And yet, you posted some image of a video from 6 years ago pretending it was some proof they never engaged with this insanity

the argument has literally always been that they are against it and not ignoring it entirely you massive retard

Sudan is home to the blackest of blacks, the ashiest of Larry's

i'm glad nick hasn't sold out but the same time, what the hell is he doing? make a cartoon or have movie/show cameos. SOMETHING MAN!

We can make him fatter. We have the technology.

Stav and Nick love him too. Nick probably the least of the 3 but he definitely agrees with all his broader political views and is too lazy to ever challenge the insane shit.

They were totally in favor of it, idk what you’re even babbling about retard. You probably shouldn’t be saying retard anyway, it’s offensive.

i accept your lack of proof as a concession, keep being an ahistorical simpleton.

you new here?

Having to early life check someone called Friedland

C'mon bruh.

Stav doesn't care and it's obvious from the few times they've interacted and he called out Hasan. They both love basketball, they both have immigrant parents from the Mediterranean, they both are more openly leftist- but I doubt Stav sees Hasan as anything more than a "chill dude" and an avenue to shill on.

Nick pretty obviously doesn't give a shit about Hasan and even experimented with engaging Destiny to sort of balance the schizo-online scales until that stupid motherfucker had sex allegations thrown at him. Probably one of the reasons Nick threw in the towel. Weird parasocial shit arising from online fans can't be good for someone that's barely hanging on week to week like Nick.

Either way, Hasan is a homo and Adam is the only one reason why he keeps popping up in the cumtown universe.

Dude probably has enough money from his crypto shenanigans and the Cumtown & TAFS patreon to last him a long while

source please

No. I gave a specific reference, you gave the generic “fyad” Know Your Meme tier knowledge of the lore. Whatever bruv

I doubt Adam is cutting Nick out of the patreon earnings even if he's doing all the work going forward. So he'll probably continue to make some money while he recuperates in a log cabin shooting rats

In the US

Nice. Now let's see isreal

you’re arguing against literal written and spoken content from the members of the podcast with “i remember a boner guy on twitter”

he doesn't know Anon Babble's most recognizable kike beside Larry and Seinfeld

Go back.

nick peaked artistically in like 2018 and monetarily in ~2021. he's checked out now and i don't see him turning that around

his great achievement will now be that he served as inspiration for other members of his cohort who saw greater success, like tim dillon and shane gillis. and in a way, i think he's happy with that outcome, he seems like the type who would rather be seen as the sage respected by the big wigs and other people "in the know" without ever having to sell out to see mainstream success himself. this GQ article for example is great marketing for the show (even if the article itself is fucking retarded) but nick would've absolutely reamed adam for even considering the idea if he was the one steering the ship. would not shock me at all if adam goes on rogan soon, nick and him could have absolutely done that already (tim and shane are tight with joe), but nick would never want to do it because he'd see it as selling out as well

he lost his momentum. cum town ending was his big opportunity to transition to something else. he had a ton of fans and they all sided with him over stav. he built up all of that goodwill and cashed it in on TAFS, making all sorts of promises about the format/monologues/etc. then it was a big flop, the only thing good to come out of it was that adam is surprisingly charming as an interviewer (in his own retarded way).

now nick's not attached to anything but his following has dwindled and he's blown a ton of his money on TAFS. he was already a perfectionist but now he's gonna be extra cagey about starting something new because if what he does next is "just ok", he'll be worried it'll come off as extra pathetic as like a failed comeback.

really his best option would be to attach himself to someone else's existing thing where he can hopefully distinguish himself while not being seen as personally responsible for the success of the whole project. kind of like stav's role on Tires, something similar to that would be perfect for him (not that role or show specifically, just getting to ride along on something and get his name back out there without the thing being a nick mullen production)

massive cope

based NC refusing to release its numbers

Nick is the most relatable comedian in history. Incredibly funny, but only saw any large success because of the internet. Then constantly retreating from capitalizing on any momentum at all because yeah of course. If you want to be famous there is something wrong with you. Everyone we watch in media for the most part are mentally ill attention whores

What kind of environment do you live if the mere idea of ethnic nepotism seems schizo to you?

nick mullen famously not mentally ill