Why did she do it?

why did she do it?

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I like how this is just another dogshit remake, but retarded chuds only have a problem with the fact that the main characters go to college instead of becoming a waitress.

'Cause it's obvious she'll have a better life under the white man's care. Lilo couldn't even speak proper English. She kept saying gibberish words like "ohana".

I thought Hawaii was part of America

kek is that really what happens?

Oh no I feel bad for brown natives now

She leaves Lilo in the care of her support network while she goes to University so she can provide a better life for Lilo. Wokies hate it because they want communities to be divided, and not come together.

Abandon your family and responsibilities, just so you can take a meme course that will lead to little to no job opportunities and a lifetime of debt. Is that what you're saying?

Abandoning your sister to be raised by someone else is “coming together”?

You're not going to convince people "stay with your family" is a woke talking point lol

This was never a consideration in the original script. It's a problem the writers invented because they had a point to make. Nani can't "just" take responsibility for her younger sister and waitress/surf her whole life, that's not FULFILLING! If she doesn't want to do NOTHING with her life she needs to fuck off to San Diego and throw thousands of dollars at a bachelor's/master's program to study marine biology, a woefully understudied field on the ISLAND of Hawaii.

I was at Lowes and they had branded Lilo and Stitch Garden decorations, but it was the old 2D Stitch design.
Weird? Weird.

You can't just call stuff woke and expect people to hate it rabbi. You'll need to do harder than that. Leaving Lilo in foster care so she can go slut it up in college and take on life crippling debt is a very jewish ending

She gives her to the neighbor.....

Not a support network.

Dont worry Lilo, in 10 years when I am done with college, and getting my bachelors and masters, ill finally take care of you!

LILO YOUR 18 NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOME!

I didn't know why those single mothers at the movie theater was so pissed off when they brought their kids out of the movie, and now I do, this things a train wreck.

helping your family

sounds like something the Woke Right would say

They don't want you to be able to rely on people outside of your immediate family. It's how they keep you divided. They want people to stay at their dead end jobs instead of uplifting themselves.

while Nani is in college lilo is being watched by a stranger

Don't look into the rates of molestation of children while in foster care. This movie is very evil

I wonder who's behind this post

You're joking but MAGA fags are being pushed in this direction

Wokies

that new democrat strategy thing starting already i see

Hawaiian natives are the laziest and most bitter people on the planet

This. Wokies want to divide America into retarded ethnostates.

chuds

I’ve read more posts complaining about the same thing by lefties, browns and indigenous types. Apparently they saw that as some sort of cultural annihilation in favor of western/American values (college education to become a vessel for capital, abandoning your roots, “self-whitewashing” etc…)

jewsky

And into the trash this shit goes.

Can you blame them? They lived idyllic self-sustaining hedonist lives in paradise until the white man arrived.

Chuds don't understand that ohana means offloading responsibility for your loved ones so you can get your back cracked at the University of San Diego for four years

How did marine biology become THE meme degree that idealistic young women in movies want to pursue? It seems like such a niche thing.

wokies hate it because they care about “community” and “culture” exclusively when they’re not white. If Nani and Lilo were white the wokies would adore this ending. But since they’re non-whites, they’re special, and so pushing this narrative is (their words not mine):

Coated Colonialism: leave your true self behind to achieve goals set up by Western Capitalist Society.

Chuds are ironically more inclusive because they agree with that but apply it to all peoples

Girls like dolphins

maybe they'll meet jotaro

Do native Hawaians still dress like that?

checks out, bitches love joestars and george costanzas

Hawaii is hell if you can’t afford it. Most indigenous people struggle with substance abuse due to their inability to live comfortably in their ancestral land. Nani is better off getting a degree, so that when she comes back she could afford to give Lilo a better life. Otherwise it was a metter of time until she’d get hooked on dope or pimped out or deal dope herself or even worse getting knocked up by some stranger or local native hood rat.

Only when they're acting as trained monkeys in front of the white guests of their resorts

Yes, now she can hooked on Californian dope, and knocked up by a Californian hood rat.

Is marine biology really that lucrative of a field though? I also imagine she’d be spending extended periods of time away from home or on a boat

California loves their ocean and getting a degree built around “save the whales” sounds like science applied goodly. How the fuck do you make marine biology into a bad thing?

spotter for whalers

Imagine having a nice big house fully paid off and spending your days surfing and just hanging and the biggest stress in your life is having a crappy waitress job in a tropical paradise and still feeling unfulfilled lmao

intimacy consultant in dolphin porn

You’re overthinking it, degrees are treated like “vibes” more than “careers” in movies. Marine biology evokes sunny beaches, coral forests and glittering dolphins jumping out of blue oceans. It’s meant to feel warm and tropical and inviting.

they did something similar in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall in that Mila Kunis’ character seems to be living a perfectly fulfilling life in Hawaii as a hotel clerk with a large group of friends but her “good ending” is coming to California and going to college

They were eating each other anon

like the other anon said. it's meant to represent hawaiian vibes, rather than being something actually useful for her and lilo

Things make more sense when you reframe these stories as their Bronze Age equivalents and realize it’s just another, “noble savage learns the beauty of civilization” story. It’s no different than the more obvious examples in horror movies of, “non-city people are violent savages.”

I imagine they’re very similar to native Japanese people in the sense it’s absolute fucking hell to live their and you constantly have to see white tourists having the time of their lives enjoying the food and activities they can’t afford or don’t have the time to do

you're thinking of aboriginies

Pretty much. It's actually one of the core central themes of the original Lilo and Stitch, but they removed all of that commentary in order to cast more non-whites in the film, which is mental.

it’s a romanticized “hot girl” profession. The same kind of girl that wants to wear Patagonia clothing while driving a topless jeep wrangler getting sun on her skin while wearing cute hats and outfits

Getting priced out of your own culture and watching foreigners indulge in it would be hell for your psyche.
It’s why so many white men are becoming bitter incels. Imagine being priced out of whiteness.

It’s not woke at all, it’s pure capitalist-greed-college industry complex propaganda.
Lefties hate it not because of that (they loooove getting in debt for silly college degrees) but because the people in question (Nani & Lilo) are racial minorities and see this as an example of cultural gentrification to uproot indigenous peoples from their land.

throw thousands of dollars

Nani belongs to a racial/endangered (indigenous) minority so her education will most likely be paid off by the govt.

They sold their kingdom in exchange for pineapples

Disney worships the state and hates families

Nani must be girlboss

Disney wanted to subvert and destroy the message of the original movie

Making Jumba the villain who doesn't redeem is an even dumber decision. Also why didn't dumb bitch Nani study marine biology at a university in hawaii?

What would the male equivalent of marine biology be? Is it still just marine biology?

I hate women so much. This is the same type of person to study for 5+ years, take a job away from a man, and then end up leaving anyway because it’s too hard and you got knocked up anyway

That’s why lefties hated that ending even more so than the occasional chud

It’s more complicated than that but okay. We could simplify white replacement with, “they gave up their birthright for marvel movies” too.

mba

It’s crazy watching sitcoms from the 90s having episodes dedicated to the wife “wanting” to go back to work “just because” and nowadays it’s expected both husband and wife work and can still barely get by

We could simplify white replacement with, “they gave up their birthright for marvel movies” too.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a white nationalist who doesn't agree with this statement. They're all turbo-aware of people favouring corporatism and corporatation-endorsed "diverse" media slop products over their own actual real lives and futures.

And we can say "well there's plenty of smart indians", but ultimately 1.2 billion of them are still sub-70 IQ

It’s not a “woman” thing, not really. Degrees in movies are presented on the assumption the character with that degree will embody the idealization of that degree. Marine biology is an easy sell because it evokes a pleasant, tropical life for hot people in swimsuits. It’s no different than a movie depicting an idealized farmhouse or woodsman.

probably just marine biology but actually doing the work and not getting carried by your co workers

Hawaii has a ton of tuition assistance, scholarships, and various other programs for natives doing well in school who want to continue education. They had to depict Hawaii as even worse than it is in real life to justify moving her out of the state. In fact, the University of Hawaii is one the best schools in the world for marine biology. Sure, the UCSD school is marginally better, but it's the difference between a top 5 and a top 10 school. Probably not worth moving out of state, even if you don't have a young orphan (and an alien) to take care of.

Runtime is 23 minutes longer than the original animated film

Butcher Gantu, Pleakley and Jumba anyway

Why was this needed?

They're all turbo-aware of people favouring corporatism and corporatation-endorsed "diverse" media slop products over their own actual real lives and futures

Wasn't there a bible story about this, anyway? The brother giving up his birthright for a bowl of lentil soup?

"They left us behind" spergs out Nani about her dead parents

Were they supposed to bring you along or what?

Why are ethonostates retarded rabbi? Also how do you feel about the state of Israel?

This graph probably also somewhat explains the increase of school shootings in American society.

Keep families together is woke

Is this that gaslighting thing people keep talking about?

so she leaves Lilo behind? wtaf

chuds

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It's 2025 and America is still a third world country that can't afford to pay proper wages to most of the population.

Woke Right

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Transplants & Yuppies have been trying to get the natives to trade down their birth right (Hawaii) so a sillicon valley Zuckerberg can purchase out the locals. If they had their way all the brown people in Hawaii would have drowned in the ocean by now.

The original films story was about family being most important and not abandoning them. The remake is about ditching your family as soon as it becomes convenient for your own personal interests.

Whole central theme of the original is that in a family nobody gets left behind

Leaves her sister behind

Such obvious demoralisation. Piss in the face of Disney executives and "creatives".

Work a honest blue collar job and rank your way up

Or

Go into debt buying a 120k degree AND work a blue collar job because degrees are oversaturated now

We’re like 15 years into this crisis of our population being over educated and AI automation is on the horizon. At what point will you brainwashed faggots just admit college isn’t relevant anymore?

You guys just hate Nani pursuing her economic dreams because you're commies

Why didn't Nani just sell the portal gun for a billion dollars?

Sometimes to do what's right you have to give up your dreams.

I must abandon my sister for my economic dream of being a marine biologist

There's no way I could have a career in that field in Hawaii

Maybe the movie could have talked about that, the original had an anti tourism thing running through it that was totally thrown away in this remake, maybe they could have gone with the cost of living theme to replace it.
and there are liberals complaining that it doesn't do anything with having moved the setting years forward while discarding that original theme and replacing it with nothing.

At what point will you brainwashed faggots just admit college isn’t relevant anymore?

Giving up church is hard.

da choooods

America is still a third world country

OK, then stop trying to immigrate here, faggots. If we're so bad then it'd be find if Trump COMPLETELY shut the doors on incoming immigration, right?

NOOOOOO THAT'D LITERALLY BE GENOCIDING US!!! LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN LET US IN!!!

Yeah, that's what I thought.

At what point will you brainwashed faggots just admit college isn’t relevant anymore?

90% of people that attend college should not but that also require entry level positions to not insist on the arbitrary requirement of a bachelor's degree. Industry and education have both colluded to create a new wave of debt slaves.

the original had an anti tourism thing running through it that was totally thrown away in this remake

Because Disney is about to open up a hotel in Hawaii and they can't have that kind of message in their adv- I mean movie.

To be fair boomers fucked that whole "work your way up from the factory floor to the C-suite" dynamic for decades by normalising hiring outside talent instead of promoting from within. It's changing back slowly but for millenials it's just not something you thought about happening, the time when you could start off working on an assembly line and just become an engineer through internal training ended 50 years ago.

Hawaii has a thousand programs that offer free grants and financial aid to get Native Hawaiians An Education to remain here

hurrr go to commiefornia because????

disney is run by morons

State has a become a dystopian hellhole where only the rich live comfortable

Just like CA and NY

Keep voting Democrat

They deserve it desu

the only thing that matters is money and the pursuit of more of it

Yeah fuck off

They're not pushing this shit out of incompetence, they are being deliberately malicious.

Yeah it's fucking insane how flipping jobs nets you better growth than staying loyal.

You go to places like California and you can witness obvious illegal immigrants who got wealthy doing trades ordering around white Starbucks baristas who are in massive debt from earning their liberal arts degrees. It’s fucking hilarious

Before the movie came out leftists were crying that the Lilo actress (that is a native hawaiian) was too white, but now that chuds found a reason to hate it of course they need to defend product.

love sister

want to go to uni so you can give her a better life

live in hawaii

want to go to uni for marine biology

university of hawaii at manoa has one of the best programs for it, especially considering it's smack in the middle of the pacific ocean

nani could probably go to school for free since she's a native

it'd be close to home too, only an hour away

so anyway, she leaves her sister to the state and dips for fucking san diego…

Make it make sense.

College is a great way to get a career in waitressing only with tens of thousands of dollars worth of debt.

Most indigenous people struggle with substance abuse due to their inability to live comfortably in their ancestral land.

Yeah, the fact that I feel rent is too high in this country or any predominantly White country is literally forcing me to use hard drugs.

the fact that I feel rent is too high in this country or any predominantly White country is literally forcing me to use hard drugs.

Yes, that's why the opioid crisis in (mostly white) parts of the country is so prevalent. The existential dread of being "left behind" by society opens the door to anything that will fill the void. Drinking culture in both Russia and many parts of America is also an expression of this. You do what you can to dull the feeling of failure.

ditches her sister at an incredibly important time in her childhood after a massive life-changing event

spends 3 years on her undergrad

has to take a year in the field studying coral formations in the South China Sea

comes back to the US mainland for her Masters'

takes another year at a research site

comes back to finally be there for her sister, just in time to say goodbye as she leaves for college

Lilo gets pregnant and tries to OD in her first semester

turns out she should have research molestation rates in foster care first

Nani has a portal gun so she can theoretically come and go as she pleases

leaves anyway

is this really what happens in the movie

David is the dad

Yes. Pirate it if you must. Do not give them money.

I nearly doubled my salary in two years by leaving my company, working at another, and coming back into a new role. Faggots wouldn’t promote from within

Fuck, I forgot about that. She could instantly teleport to and from class, needing maybe 4-6 hours of babysitting a week for a couple of years, and work a part time job with gibs to pay bills.

The portal gun makes it worse because the writers knew what their ending looked like, and tried to find a way to wiggle out of it. Why are liberals so obessed with portal guns, anyway? Everything since 2015 has been obsessed with portals.

Why are liberals so obessed with portal guns, anyway

Rick & Morty

Based disingenuous presenter

You can read the entire plot of the movie on Wikipedia.

The portals are almost always used as a means of removing consequence. Nothing really matters because it wasn't the real world. Nothing really matters because they just appear at the end to win. Nothing really matters because it's a different dimension.

If there any no consequences to worry about, then you can do whatever the fuck you want with your writing and at the end just brush it all under the rug with "dont forget about the portals!"

Her getting that degree will allow her to give her a better life. Ohana/family doesn't mean blindly insisting on physical presence with your family just for the sake of it when you can actually improve the family by doing something else.

He won't respond.

You can improve your family by breaking it up

No, it's not what he's saying.

She could have stayed at home and used the portal gun to zworp herself to San Diego each morning

See

The nuances between the cartoon and live action are just so striking

Cartoon has a homely feel. Like the Brady Bunch in Hawaii. It highlights things that are associated with our Island setting, more out of familiarity and not done in an insultingly caricature way. It’s message touches on something every person from every walk of life can understand.

Live action tries to modernize the story for today’s audience. You barely recognize Hawaii, it never really leaves the tourist trap areas, feels like an ad for the four season resorts or Disney’s Aulani resort. The only faithfully done location is the Pelekais residence. Story feels fast paced hitting every point in tandem to keep the new generations attention. More “realistic” approach to the story’s original message that drains the magic that resonated with fans of the original and depriving new audience of that same message.

Yup, soulless.

How you going to explain to your classmates having no apparent living situation on, off, or anywhere 2500miles near campus?

in america

Is Hawaii not America now? I could've sworn we still have 50 stars on the flag

real hawai'ians do

How you going to explain to your little sister that she has to live with an old woman instead of her actual family because you're worried the guy you're trying to fuck in California might ask you where you live?

She'd have to park at Gliderpoint you're basically walking from Hawaii to your classes

it never really leaves the tourist trap areas

You're aware this is one of the main themes of the cartoon, yes?

That's why people hate this ending, anon. Because it's implied she had this conversation.

In the original movie at least four aliens run amok across Hawaii ending with a spaceship battle and crash and nobody seemed to bat an eyelid.

Just say you're living in Vista

That one American territory in the middle of the ocean. No not Puerto Rico. No not American Samoa. No I don’t mean Guam-

Is America really such an awful place to live you can't have a decent wage unless you take a small loan of a few millions to get an education?

"Hey Nani, where are you staying?"

"Off campus"

Woah so difficult.

It’s weird. I feel like there was a brief period in the mid 2010s when younger millennials accepted that a college degree was the new high school diploma. Anyone else remember that saying? Then for some reason zoomers became convinced college was the end all-be all.

Anyone else remember that saying?

That's because it was still considered mandatory for a good life. I remember my mom talking about, "getting that paper" like you'd talk about getting a GED.

For some reason even the most menial jobs seem to require some kind of meme qualification you can only achieve by getting into colossal debt at a young age. It's almost as it the system is rigged against young people.

Jews want people split up into small family units instead of being together with their local community.

It's funny how their tricks aren't limited to just white people anymore.

tfw I still think about getting rejected from Columbia, Cornell, UCLA and Berkeley 15 years later

Great alumni are the guy from Bevis and Butthead, the AT&T girl with big boobs and that Communist Black lady.

Trusted family friend next door the sisters have known their entire lives. She's practically family.
Learn to Hawaii culture.

Why couldn't Lilo come to college?

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Don't embarrass yourself any further, you've already done enough with your claim that it's Hawaiian culture to abandon your family to go get fucked in college lmao

Nani&Lilo calls her Tutu which is hawaiian for grandma, more familial than say ‘aunty

actually chuddie, the concept of a nuclear family is rooted in white supremacy and colonialism. the fact that you even hint at supporting "traditional" families means you're probably a trumpet. do better.

It's sad to see how brainwashed people here have been by the jews. Jews relish what's essentially the single mother and child dynamic between Lilo and Nani because it creates the most disconnected society. They don't want you having family friends that you can trust and rely on, and they don't want people bettering themselves.

Nuclear families were created by jews to break up larger families and shatter bonds between generations so that the general public is more disconnected from each other.

Shut the fuck up, retard.
Every single aspect of “Hawaiian culture” comes from tourism. Hawaii was never a real place, everything about either came from tourism memes, the leftovers of colonialists, or the refuse from pacific islands.
Even the flora and fauna are imports, plant life it has was transported there from seeds in seagull shit. Their “people” were backwards savages caving each others heads in with clubs. The luau isn’t fucking real, pigs were never native to Hawaii, pineapples were never native to Hawaii, the hula skirt came in the late 1800s from immigrants, Hawaiian shirts are literally just Japanese kimonos that got resewn into shirts.
Your culture??? Your culture is fucking Elvis and a fat guy on the ukulele. Your culture is putting on a retarded costume to sell overpriced drinks to fat tourists. Are there even Hawaiians left? The few around LOOOOVE fantasizing about white oppressors while being slowly replaced with a swarming mob of Philippinos. Any “good” aspect of Hawaiian “culture” is just a garbage dump of half assed ideas brought over by the Japanese and white people.
Don’t get me started on your kingdom either, your great ancestral ruler was so fucking stupid he gave up his land for pineapples. When the only thing anyone actually remembers your ONE famous historical guy for is the special ki blast from DragonballZ, maybe it’s time to hang up your foibles.
At least Indians have casinos, what the fuck do you have? A three block neighborhood where you beat the shit out of tourists because it makes you feel better about yourself? Give up and consider yourselves water Mexicans, at least they specced into either MAGA racism or pretending to be black.
And just for the record, Lilo 100% deserved to get taken away by CPS and Disney movies are for fags.

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Unironically yes. If you don’t mind living in a LCOL state in bumfuck nowhere, you can manage a decent lifestyle though.

You're in America, island nigger.

Hawaiians aren't that different from other Polynesians

sorry trumpie. "traditional" families are a staple of white supremacy. go to x with your nazi bullshit.

I've never see a non-retard post this image, and that still hasn't changed.

...and that was great fun.

*of your loved ones

Shut up Haole

No, definitely for
You have responsibility for something, you might have THE responsibility OF caring for your loved ones but that's a different grammatical construction

The school she is going to is in an expensive neighborhood.

Don't something like 60% of children taken by DCFS end up trafficked?

The funny thing is, they're already in America, but I feel like the writers forgot about that themselves. Instead of considering that Hawaii has a worthwhile option for college, they basically say that surely the only way that Nani can hope to get a proper education is by heading off to 'actual America'. Probably because unintentionally elitist hollywood writers don't consider Hawaii as even being remotely on par with the rest of America. Wouldn't be shocked if they truly only see Hawaii as a backwater island region only good for bragging to your friends about that one time you vacationed there.

Not assimilated enough

Is this really what happens kek? Doesn't Hawaii have some of the best marine bio programs in the world?

the original had an anti tourism thing running through it that

Yeah, the lifeblood of the state, how terrible it is.

All the whites moved to the island of Kauai to get away from all the brown people. South Park did an episode on it.

Which ripped it off from the Portal game.

Gamers really think they invented teleportation

Yeah yeah, she has a portal gun to tp between Cali and Hawaii. That's an absolutely relatable scenario.

What in the original was anti-tourism?

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random anime picture

Damn, you must be brown as shit.

lmao wtf
They should have picked any other major BUT marine bio
I think it works perfectly for Hawaii, what I can't fathom is why she would need to leave the place that is literally known for its marine bio programs for somewhere else when that's what she wants to pursue.
Yeah I imagine this is what it was. Still, they could have at least done some messaging about being a responsible tourist and learning about Nd respecting the culture your visiting, but they didn't even do that it seems.
Seriously, what were they thinking? Did they even do test screenings?
Genuinely, wtf
Have you ever been to college? No one will care enough to want to know that. They'll just think she lives somewhat locally and commutes.
Yeah but why not study marine bio IN HAWAII?

Ohana means family. Family means ditch your little sister with a stranger so you can leave for 8 years, go hundreds of miles away sucking and fucking your way through college.

What did Disney mean by this?

Ohana was never serious. It was mostly played for laughs in the original and the remake is no different. You're likely over 30 years and unmarried with no kids. Get over it. Movie's making 1 billie. Cope.

Family is the first ones to leave you behind.
Family is literally an F word.

chuds have a problem with her following her dreams (since they haven't - that's an alien concept for them)

redditors have a problem with them removing the gay alien romance from the original movie (this is basically to appease the chuds but they don't even give a shit about it, funny)

Meanwhile I, a sane person, believe both of these "controversies" are retarded and blown beyond proportion and both sides need to calm the fuck down. People act like this movie is as controversial as The Little Mermaid or Snow White when it's not even a 10th of that.

And zoomers think that nothing happened before they were 10. Also, a gun that fires portals onto walls is not the same thing as teleportation, and Roiland makes no secret of the fact that he's a big video game dork.

There's an abundance of resources owned by rich elites and a shortage of cheap, lowskill labor/service jobs.

I don’t know the context because I am not watching a remake of a kids movie, but, it is funny that they want to make this point about not being “western”, and staying indigenous, and they do this using a digital art tablet or ipad to draw on, an internet connection to post on, and several westernized social media platforms that are controlled by the west.

She has a portal gun and can visit Lilo any time she wants or needs to. At the beginning of the movie she's about to have Lilo taken away by CPS. There's no way she'd be able to take care of Lilo, work and go to school full-time.

This is a bad life lesson.

no one gets left behind

You can't support people who can't support themselves. If you try to you'll kill yourself trying to hold the weight of the world.

Disney writer is feminist

Sees her family as a millstone around the neck.

Writes accordingly.

Girls don't go to college to get a career. They go to college to have their cervix pounded like a muzzle loaded rifle. Then they just marry some guy and become a stay at home mom with 80k obligation to a loan company her husband has to figure out

The chuds are correct. Family is more important than a useless college degree.

Family uses and abuses you if you don't keep yourself straight and set boundaries.

Go ahead, shut the doors

you won’t, because that’s the easiest source of underpaid labour

I'm from the cape and honestly considered it too, because hey I live next to the ocean and I love these sea friends. Then I changed my mind

heres the endresult of globohomo brainwashing a stupid faggot who worships big government and institutions and hates family

using the term fag as an insult

Yeah …it’s Woke Right

Yeah, but they're mostly brown there.

Only Wokewaians (that’s what we call Woke Hawaiians around here)

You sound like a woke centrist

They go to college to have their cervix pounded like a muzzle loaded rifle

Made me spill my coffee giggling.

t. owner of an M1841 Mississippi rifle

People act like this movie is as controversial as The Little Mermaid or Snow White when it's not even a 10th of that

it pretty much ruins the point of the original movie mr faggot fence sitter

Architecture. Anytime a writer wants to self-insert but doesn't know any careers other than writing, he makes it architecture. Think about it.

Do you mean the ones with feathers or the ones with dots?

Aside from the ending, how is the movie?

Does it justify its existence over watching the original cartoon?

Does it justify its existence over watching the original cartoon?

do you really have to ask?

does a soulless remake that only exists because Disney is too creatively bankrupt to make their own original content justify its existence?

You may as well be asking if shit and Indians stink.

Yeah, everyone should just get a portal gun, they make family life so much easier.

There is no such thing as woke right, you just have AIDS.

This. My gf left my hometown last year for college. I don’t get why chuds get so mad about young women getting an education.

the mouthbreathing maga boomers are kinda "woke" retarded rightwing

be an american and visit hawaii, after that you tell me if they accept you

My friend who got a marine bio degree ended up working at a fish factory. Her job is to make sure there are no poisonous or endangered fish in the mix, and then watch as the rest gets their heads chopped off and squished into cans.

after that you tell me if they accept you

Why care what angry people think? Let their evil exist as it is, and ignore it.

That had me keking almost as much as the anon who called Hawaiians "Water Mexicans."

she's like 5 dumbass

Remember the Moriori next time the Maori act like victims

No they're not.

Is that when they slaughtered Anglo soldiers like cattle? Always thought it was funny how terrified the Anglos were of Māori compared to other natives.

Yes, they are.

Remember the Moriori

Indeed. Remember how they stood there and took it instead of fighting back because they believed in the very things certain people who whine about victimhood do. Right down to the way certain children were raised (Google it).

Native Hawaiians hate continental Americans, because the Americans (particularly a group of businessmen who were unhappy when some laws got changed against their business's favor) overthrew their kingdom and encouraged the US government and military to annex it.

And ever since then Hawaii's statehood has allowed countless shitskins, drug addicts, criminals and others into the islands. Also the richfags and companies bought all the land so many natives can't afford to live there anymore and have to live in the continental US to afford a house which makes them even more salty towards us.
Then on top of that there was shady shit like the Maui Fires that happened where a huge segment of fires burned down hundreds of houses where a bunch of natives happened to live. The homeowners only got like 800 dollars a house in compensation if they didn't have insurance, and many insurance companies didnt even pay out. This also "coincidentally" happened to be a place where rich developers wanted to put a ton of shiny new buildings.

Why do Anon Babble users act like Europeans were never savages or displayed savage like behaiviour?

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Because those are all lies and even if they did happen it was justified.

1. Europeans full embrace their past and do not hide it
2. Non-whites all have a narrative about how they were so peaceful and perfect before da whyte mayne came around
3. Learn about history and you'll quickly find out that whites were actually the least violent, most reasonable and usually more than justified and that there's an ongoing propaganda campaign to distort history against whites

A big example being "le evil crusades" which were actually a european defense against centuries of islamic invasion.

oy vey
no one is buying it schlomo

whites were actually the least violent, most reasonable and usually more than justified

lmao

I commuted to college no one was suspicious about my living situation.

Oh yeah, that was weird now that I think about it. I bought a book on Hawaiian mythology at the gift shop and they made remarks about how I must be interested in it because my country is relatively young, as if America was a foreign country to them.

non whites lie and say they were non violent

anyway euros were actually the least violent people ever (we fully embrace our past btw)

nope

Does it justify its existence over watching the original cartoon?

If you have to ask, you're the dent brain this was made for. Go for it mutt.

They're the ones who run and maintain the equipment and collect data and process data.

nioooo I'm not allowed to have a reactionary feudal ethnostate kingdom!

nigger, children get abused at astronomical rates when they're in a home with unrelated adults.
the drive to forgive the bullshit that kids dish out is much lower when you know that they aren't your actual relation.
we have had stories about this for all time.
this isn't the same as dropping your kid off at the neighbor lady's for a few hours while you get your nails done.

you have to be a slave to your childreninios or they gonna get molested

Lefties are fucking retarded.

It was mostly played for laughs in the original

N-no...?

The desire for white dick was too strong.
Nah but in all seriousness jesus christ, cucked as fuck.

abandon your family to get indoctrinated by the leftist school system goy!

It's true. Non-whites are far more violent and irrational throughout history. Nowadays we even have genetic proof of such.

They had constant tribal wars, famine and practiced cannibalism. Life on isolated islands is hell in the pre modern era