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/hor/ - Horror General
first for bleh
Cute wendigo
I've been listening to the The Ugly Stepsister soundtrack all week. Thanks to the anon who pointed out how good it was.
It was written by a cute Norwegian woman (my new imaginary girlfriend)
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This town ain't big enough for the two of blehs
kek
I didn't watch any of the recent new films, but the new Jurassic Park is gonna be good. I can feel it. And everything in this behind the scenes is dino horror leaning.
Also it's gonna be in some kind of aztec ruin or something which looks kino. I also like ScarJo.
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Name a foreign film you wouldn't mind seeing a western remake of.
Saw this korean haunting film the other night called Cinderella (2006). The ideas weren't novel and the gore wasn't top notch, but it just hit the right notes for me.
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BONG Man-dae
Why did Romero stop giving a shit?
died
They paid him off. He took the fall and let the jew mafia take over horror.
no bulli he only directed three films...
Occult has a great story, but it'd be too controversial to make in the west.
Seems like the only good live action Japan has is niche horror. I'll check it out
The best live action Japan has is 60s kaiju movies.
*50s
Godzilla 1954 is the best kaiju film, but besides that the 60s was the stronger decade for the genre.
mothra
king kong vs godzilla
mothra vs godzilla
ghidorah, the three-headed monster
invasion of astro-monster
ebirah, horror of the deep
All pure kino.
Not 1:1 but you should watch Level 16
I'm a fan of Godzilla vs. Hedorah. Great enemy.
Well, sure. I meant anything close to modern
Another kino.
canadian
feminist slop
fucking kek
I figured, I just saw an excuse to bring up kaiju.
Godzilla is an interesting series because it starts as a duology of 1950s horror giant monster movies, but then in the 60s Toho got the rights to King Kong (which also began as horror) and decided to make a super comedic crossover film where Kong fights Godzilla (because Kong fights dinosaurs in his original film.) If Toho hadn't acquired the rights to King Kong then Godzilla may have been a much smaller horror series instead of the 30+ film tonally schizo franchise it is today.
nta, but I have no clue what the handmaid's tale is or why women are so obsessed with it. Anyway, I liked Level 16.
super comedic crossover film
it's true
niche horror.
There's a couple directors who do a lot of stuff that just wouldn't be remade well
Strange Circus does some baroque shit that a remake just isn't going to handle well, and some of the rest of Sono's films (like Suicide Club) work because they're set in Japan, and it's harder to come up with a plausible reason that would happen like that in the West
And that's just one director. Before the Cure shill gets annoyed, stuff like Kurosawa's recent one, Cloud, makes way more impact when you're familiar with how ebay sellers will hate and downvote you forever for not promptly putting up a review praising their punctuality and professionalism in Japan.
This is the film that arguably truly created the kaiju genre, as a distinct thing from the broader "giant monster" genre. KKvG is where all the pieces fell into place.
Pls don't give me french levels of gore or keeping pretty underage girls in a prison designed to keep their skin healthy and pure
Ok weirdo
Holy Night: Demon Hunters
When a devil-worshipping criminal network plunges Seoul into chaos, the police turn to Holy Night—a trio of supernatural demon hunters—to restore order and defeat the rising evil.
stars Dong-seok Ma
Sold. Now just waiting for subtitles. This dude just beats the shit out of everything in his movies, and I fucking love it. Truly the greatest action star SK has ever known. Can't wait to see him punch demons into oblivion.
Peter's actor's performance in this scene as he switches from being against it to wanting to fuck her is kino. Even in the webm it comes through.
One of the greatest horror scenes and not just for coom reasons.
Imagine fucking your two horny goth nieces at the same time while they giggle and act creepy
also the way the whole scene turns disturbing as soon she picks up the knives. idk what it is but it spikes the threat meter in my brain more than most slasher scenes.
He could've had it if things had gone better.
Spider Baby is a really unhinged movie when you think about it and look past the comedy. It's about mentally retarded people who have age regressed but still have adult sexual urges that manifest in murder and rape.
Yeah, it's awesome.
It's about mentally retarded people who have age regressed but still have adult sexual urges
Literally me
Very creepy. I also think the kinda crappy audio quality (sounds tinny or something, idk much about audio) of the movie makes Virginia's voice sound creepier in that scene than it would have otherwise. The budget worked in their favor.
If I had a million dollars I'd do two goth chicks at the same time.
"This film has been on my mind since I was a child. I’ve been trying to make it for 20-25 years. Some people may even think I am a little bit obsessed with Frankenstein,” del Toro recently said.
“And they probably would be right. Over the decades, the character has fused with my soul in a way that it has become an autobiography. It doesn’t get more personal than this.”
Has Del Toro been robbing graves?