Bacon

How do you guys watch this show? I tried and it was gay as fuck.

You forgot one thing...

Whiskey

bourbon-infused ball-shaving cream from manscaped

Libertarians thought this was peak

The only sitcom I've ever liked was Seinfeld

The only sitcom I've ever liked was Seinfeld

Atleast libertarians don't blow Isreali dick

dick

Why yes, I'm a masculine straight white man who enjoys grilling steak, chopping wood, lifting weights, voting for Kamala, attending Pride Parades and BLM rallies as a proud anti-racist vocal ally, and enjoying a healthy one-sided open relationship with my pansexual she/them partner who prefers the sexual company of well-endowed Black men, why do you ask?

The only sitcom I've ever liked was Seinfeld

Epic bacon

the american elite's wet dream. how many mutt men was brainwashed thinking this is masculinity?

Equally lame and you should kill yourself.

Bacon

who doesn't like it

free market economics

this was his sheep's clothing

Libertarian principles

as nbc writers understood them, he initially just hated the government

Gay marriage

only after he got flanderized, and befriended the flaming stylist near the end of the show

Common sense gun control

initially no gun control, just right to bear arms

Beard oils

don't think he ever said those words or implied them

Steak

see point 1

Only defending the character because he started off as based then got popular then got flanderized.

yes and it's a shame. i can radicalize him. he can be my right-wing maga husbear. it's his current witch wife (beard) that's preventing his freedom.

le narwhal bacons at midnight tee hee sekret

Liberals thought that John McCain, basic conservatism, and "The Tea Party" were all far right, neo-nazi, lunatic maniacs and would spend hours upon hours ranting about this. Like for all the Trump derangement syndrome they have, they felt that exact same way about these guys. Remember that show where the dude compares the tea party to the taliban?

he's like Trump but not gay
sounds like youre gay

I watched it 15 years ago

if only j6ers actually wanted to hang him. siding with him is telling the world you'd betray literally anyone.

Where else would you put it? It's not like you can carry it around in your pocket.

nah he stuck with the constitution, that makes him more american than the LGBTPOTUS

I don't.

he wanted to frag the fags he's based in my book

where in the constitution does it say to ignore massive amounts of voter and election fraud evidence
are you some nbc writer trying to craft your next caricature of conservatives?

article 2 section 1 faggot

He's like trump but not gay

So a Zionist golem?

looks at the camera

lmao this faggot is cooked and mad about it

Good point, modern depictions of conservatives should all be frothing lunatics with MAGA hats rather than someone you can theoretically have an actual conversation with

lmao faaaaggggoooooott gaaaaay faggggot is mad

i can't imagine samefagging for mike pence of all people.

how many mutt men was brainwashed thinking this is masculinity

Progressive leftists and that's about it , he's some kind of secular gay libertarian with autism to anyone else

beat covid

beat jan 6

actually antigay

gee I wonder must be a mystery

Ron Swanson

Conservative

Ah yes the pro gay marriage , atheist, environmentalist conservative

free market economics

This has always seemed to be code for

free trade so the elite can outsource jobs to the third world where life and labor is cheaper

open borders so the elite can let in migrants from the third world to raise rents without improving housing conditions, keep wages low, and make workers easily replaceable

no consumer protections so the elite can sell harmful unknown ingredients and substances to unwitting customers as long as they can't beat them in a lawsuit

no worker protections so the elite can have workers toil in needlessly dirty, dangerous, and degrading conditions as long as the latter can't beat them in a lawsuit

no environmental regulation so the elite can pump as much filth into the air making it unbreathable and dump shit into the water making it undrinkable, not to mention buying up every piece of land to raze down every wild forest

Free markets really is just a case of the tragedy of the commons where our world is just turned into a hellscape for the short term profits of the wealthiest and most powerful among mankind

thats why I like Mike Pence. electroshock homosexuals and drill in ANWR. Also based for calling out faggy russian homosexuals

thanks for shitting up the thread with your unfunny spam loser

muh constitution

NGMI

Wow, can you post this "evidence" that proves election fraud? I would love to see it.

Common sense gun control

No such thing faggot.

its worth defending but youre 3rd world so i get why youd say that

How about the fact 2024 saw 10 million less voters this time around than 2020 despite having the same record turnout?

so whats it like when another man puts his penis in your butthole? do you feel good?

You wouldn't want real retards and the likes of antifa (redundant) to be carrying

Just because that faggot had one good idea?

it was a really good idea but standing up for the constitution even when the LGBT trump told him not to was pretty fucking based and redpilled

What does that have to do with 2020? In 2024 90 million registered voters didn't vote, most likely because they didn't like either of the candidates.

See? Can't depict a conservative as having a reasonable position on any issue

Him, April, and Jean Raphio are the only interesting characters. It just makes The Office look so mucg better, given Parks and Rec was a tribute.

Every original character in The Office is distinguishable and has strong moments,
Even an npc like Pam has her moments.

Without knowing for sure I'm going to guess the difference was in the genitalia of the writing and production team.

Ricky Gervais taps a wider emotuonal palette in his works. Gervais knows about shame, envy, and jealousy personally. Amy Poehler is a cute, moderately talented woman, who has never felt the darkness that a pudgy little man with big aspirations experiences.

The best moments in The Office generally center on the emotional vulnerabilities of the characters. Little things like Toby's pining for Pam are touches of darkness that set The Office apart.

Micheal Scott is captivating because of his the way he openly copes with his inadequacies and insecurities. Amy Poehler tries to be that sort of character, but doesnt even come close because women don't understand the existential struggle of being a man, which means coming to terms with the cruelty and unfairness of the world. Humor is a means to cope with that struggle.

leddit masculinity

He is based on a libertarian city employee they interviewed. He isn’t that deep at all.

Now do Don Draper

Being anti Pence is the gayest thing a man can be

Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
Toilet paper is for queers
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizz
Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
This Fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies
Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freeze
Rogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny G
Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My dad says that's for pussies

draws

has a sister

loves singing

always well manicured and dressed

never dates publicly

no controversy

Seth Macfarlane has to be gay.

He is but seth harris is actually gayer