Zoomers hate Ferris

Cameron’s frustration with his father while over dramatic does have nuance to it though. Maybe I’m giving zoomers too much credit to identify with that. The whole car subplot in this movie is probably foreign to them.

umm... ferris killed someone in ireland with his car and got away with it simply because he was a celebrity
i guess it's why he's not a celebrity anymore
that's the price you pay: you get 1 life and then you'e out

Why do zoomers hate/love x thread

It turns out zoomers like x about as much as previous generations

every time

I think it's because he gets away with things not even possible in today's world and acts like he's the shit when he's basically an asshole to his friend (who is more beaten down and scared by life like them). That and what was he really rebellious for? Had friends, was popular, had a hot gf, family unit intact.
It was a different time they have no context for. They rebel because they are treated like shit especially men, he wasn't.

I talk to this one zoomer who is a very smart girl, and she loves Curt Cobain. She is a very likable girl and I like her. If only she would show up for work.

rooting for spoiled rich kids

Yeah people track their kids now....different vibe.

Maybe I just have no idea what zoomers like but I figured it was us millenials who typically hated him and zoomers would go the other way

why did he steal his dad's car again? That car was going to be his one day in inheritance

HEY! even rich kids have a bad day sometime

Jeez you Americans really do just gobble down the same slop and rinse and repeat each generation

I was born in the '80s but never got the appeal.
Ferris is a smug unlikeable a-hole

also, fuck ferris. He literally talked shit about cameron saying he'd marry the first girl he fucked and his life would be a disaster, guess he was right cause farris did fuck up his life in a day.

Ferris told him to do something crazy

Have you heard music post zoomers being born.
Not defending nirvana so much just that if they have any taste at all they go back a generation or two.

Zoomers will never have anything remotely close to the life that the character of Ferris had. They will most likely live a life of despair and homelessness. Most of them are brain damaged and mentally ill and will be taken advantage of by gangs of niggers who will use them as sex slaves. They will suffer more than any generation before them and die horribly in back alleys where their bodies will be consumed by rats.

Ferries guilts Cameron to let him and Sloane take the car. Cameron joins them partly because of pressure from Ferris, but also if I remember right he wants to go out too. The rolling back the speedometer was always a stupid idea though.

It's an odometer and it used to work, ages ago.

Zoomers will never have a pretty girlfriend due to the fact that all of the girls their age look like lumberjacks.

Well much like in most John Hughes movies everyone’s parents are well off, or arguably rich. The garage the Ferrari was in alone would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Cameron’s life would probably be fine. but yeah Ferris is a fucking dick for many reasons

Zoomers could never relate to Ferris and will only hate him for doing things they know they will never be able to do. Ferris comes from a time in the distant past that is gone now and only movies remain to remind us of those long lost days.

Tbf no one was taking over thanksgiving day parades and singing twist and shout then either. Movie.

The message of the movie is just outdated, the whole world is so violently fucked that you “can’t just enjoy life bro” most of Gen-Z will struggle to live alone, let alone find a spouse and start a family. It’s not even their fault the US has been looted for all it’s worth and they left with the scraps.

You’re being dumb. The movie is pure wish fulfillment and you know that. No one is attending a baseball game, going to the top of the Sears Tower, and pretending to be the sausage king of Chicago in a single day. If you’re talking about a more general sense of freedom then that’s something else.

most of Gen-Z will struggle to live alone, let alone find a spouse and start a family. It’s not even their fault the US has been looted for all it’s worth and they left with the scraps.

Get a job.

they jelly

This. The world portrayed in the 80s doesn’t exist anymore. All of the problems and hardships in those types of movies seem downright quaint compared to the dystopian nightmare that is modernity.

In the early 90s I used to go over to the cousins place for movie night.
This is one of the movies my uncle rented. The other movie he rented, I still remember vividly was Terminator 2.
My aunt was all like "maybe not this one, it's rated R, blah blah blah" but my uncle INSISTED and we watched it anyways.
Holy fuck I miss those days so much I wanna go back so bad.

Cobain was a hack fraud and Courtney Love hiring Billy Corgan to kill him was a good thing. Billy was also much more talented than Cobain, any golden period Pumpkins album mogs all three Nirvana releases

He killed two people not one but they were both Irish so it was able to be settled with a small fine.

It was about having fun in time that allowed you to do that. None of what you see in that movie is possible now. Those people are gone now and the places have been taken over by foreign scum here to scam the U.S. out of money. Zoomers will never know true youthful fun like Ferris and will only know despair and jealousy as they talk their sad shit.

It never existed. Movie. Nobody had a friend with a Ferrari you could boost. We went joyriding in my buddy’s mom’s Pontiac. It was never relatable, just a fun fantasy. War Games is the superior Broderick flick.

Why are millenitards so resentful and constantly seeking strawmen?

Zoomers don't like anything; nothing impresses them, nothing excites them, nothing engages them.

They are salty their generation is past it’s prime and only has cat memes and boom stomp music

I'm 30 and watched the movie for the first time two months ago.
Ferris was an asshole and the world that's depicted in the movie doesn't exist anymore. A white Chicago. Can you imagine?

And all newer movies take place in this "real world"? WTF

Not enough niggers in Ferris Buelers day off for the zoomies and shitheads like them.
They worship niggers who would happily kill them and their families for fun.

There are black people in the dance scenes. One of the people that go for a joyride in the Ferrari was black lol

Holy shit I’m a zoomer

lol, he's made tons of movies since then. You're retarded.
Do you also remind everyone of John Landis' tragedy? I bet you do.

How do racists even sleep at night lmao
Aren't you guys in a constant state of dread and paranoia

that's a flawed syllogism.
all water is wet but not that is wet is water

You have baggage you bring to this. All these people siding with Cameron as if Ferris isn't the only thing keeping him from staying home and killing himself.
A board full of incels will never properly understand this movie. ESPECIALLY if they were born after it came out.

jewish power fantasies made gen-xers jizz their pants

His mother was Ashkenazi Jewish, a descendant of emigrants from Germany and Poland

That's not comparable to modern post Floyd Chicongo.

This. Our generation knew that it's the G_ds Choosen People that are the most important.

Zoomies can't look at other people in the eyes when they talk to them. Of course they are going to resent a character like Ferris Bueller.

Goim aren't white.

This.

look at me! Gee willikers I’m going to skip class! This is invigorating!

Like nigga just skip class lmao and get rid of that yee yee ass haircut and maybe you could get that fine bitch on yo dick

smacks lips

sucks in teeth

80’s niggas really had it so good they think they principal getting rage baited was tuff lmao ts pmo

Fuck that shit. You actually think the world being hard means you have to stay in and feel doomed 24 hours a day? You can't enjoy anything ever because there are obstacles like always?

I learned about a prosperous time in this nation that's been gone for 40 years already, but I'm going to let the missing out on it consume me and justify my never trying or having a good attitude about anything. Boo hoo!

what? most of john hughes movies take place in the north shore functionally which are just rich jew neighborhoods. chicago has always been filled with blacks and other minorities. the blacks are mostly pushed west and south at this point.

t. chicagoan

Whoa.
I've noticed that too. They have the worse social skills. And these are regular white kids that grew up here.

Who gives a shit what zoomers think? They're fucking stupid.

It’s just soft and shows how coddled previous generations were.

People are talking about the character of Ferris. You schizos always have to bring the actor's possible jewish past into things as if it means anything at all.

LOL, it doesn't even mean anything to you. You don't avoid jewish actors or their work. You don't do anything differently. You just make sure you never miss an opportunity just to make people aware that someone may have jewish blood. Even though it has no relevance on anything ever.
You don't think Matthew Broderick's mom's heritage means he helps rule the world. You can't even justify yourself. Schizo faggot.

fr fr dis nigga opps be a fuckin principal he ain't even gotta worry bout that bllzzzayyyatt bllat bllat on god no cap bussin

In Weird Science they even leave one locale for the other and get drunk in a blues bar.
No one here commenting knows shit about 80s movies or Hughes really.

zoomers like ferris, they just think its funny broderick destroyed an entire family in ireland and got away with it

SLOANE

they just think

No one thinks that. Zoomers don't know it. No one cares. Just you, trying to stir shit as you always do.
Also, it was an accident. Do you know what those are? Ignorant cunt

Weird Science is my favorite Hughs movie.

t. Matthew Broderick

chill out mr broderick, take a page out of ferris' book

early life

just means the white kid portrayal in movies is irrefutably tainted, fundamentally and as a point of fact
For me personally it doesn't ruin my experience whole cloth but it's important to note it

Zoomers cant handle the boner comedy

lol, how clever. I knew that was coming. Because the real person comes here to defend themselves!!! Get it??? I'm the famous actor and I'm here with you.

Wasn't that Tom Cruise movie in Chicago also?
The one where his parents go away for the weekend and he turns his parent's house into a brothel

they don't even know what the fuck this is, what makes you ask such a question? retarded ass thread by yet another obsessed freak. Anon Babble grossly overestimates the amount of zoomers who care about movies, let alone old ones

another movie set in the ultra rich north shore

Can you imagine being so fucked up in the head that you can't even enjoy a Hughs movie without getting pissed off at the characters.
Their idea of funny must be when niggers making white boys look foolish like in all the shows now.

everything zoomers want to be

Fix'd

Nope. It isn't tainted by anything. None of these people wear yarmulkes and beards, they aren't bankers, they don't drink baby blood or whatever other nonsense you people believe in.
It's not important to note it. It doesn't ruin anything at all for you, let alone whole cloth. If it did, then anything anyone did who was of your heritage would affect you the same way.
You're full of shit, bigot. Sorry you got brainwashed somewhere along the way, but you're not creating more of you by being this way publicly. No one is "learning" from you.

This is ineffectual what you're doing. Sorry you'll never have sex. But you can find a better way to waste your time.

inb4 shalom, etc... I'm not jewish. I'm just not a conspiratard.

Risky Business

So what? Why are you faggots obsessed with people's money?
You really can't enjoy entertainment that doesn't reflect your exact existence??

He talks to the camera but they can't superchat him, it confuses them.

the conversation was about how the movies reflected a white chicago when all they ever reflected was a rich suburb wholly insulated from the city itself. keep up or shut up, retard.

I can tell you're not up to speed. that's okay. maybe you'll get there maybe you won't.
Nice caricatures you painted there tho haha, fuckin doofus

Seems to be a recurring theme among zoomers. Anyone that is successful or has fun in 80's movies is bad.

Again, so what? Same thing. Why can't you enjoy it? Movies are not supposed to be accurate representations. None of these arguments mean anything. No one is claiming Home Alone and all the others are fucking ghetto Chicago.

he's sexy hot

zoomers who live in the real world

except for and the only reason i interjected is because i literally live where the movies were filmed and take place. my life is reflected in them. please go assume retarded shit elsewhere.

I knew you couldn't defend yourself. You stay "up to speed" with your space lasers and retarded nonsense.
And make sure that everyone knows Paul Rudd and Natalie Portman are Jewish because that will "taint" their performances.

If you're white you should remind us of what bad white people did too. Instead you try and smear non-religious jews as if they did any of the lies you're saying other jews ever did.

You can't back up anything you believe. Your excuse is always the same: There's no evidence because they're so powerful they stole it all!
lol, pathetic.

lol do zoomers actually think they're the most persecuted generation in history

Yeah, and you can't enjoy them because there aren't gang members raping everyone like you fraudulently claim happens in your neighborhood?

What a bunch of baloney.

Din't you have palestinian children to kill?

i never said i didn’t enjoy them you are living in a delusional retard world

Lots changed since the 80s and 90s
For instance Compton belongs to Hector now
Hector doesn't roll up this street anymore
It's the barrio now and Hector's familia lives in the house where Craig grew up

What does an actor who's mom's third uncle was jewish have to do with ANYTHING?

You can't even debate. You have nothing. You don't even know why YOU think you hate jews.

sigh nobody read my post

You have a problem with people discussing complete information. That must be so exhausting. Vibes buddy.

All these people siding with Cameron as if Ferris isn't the only thing keeping him from staying home and killing himself.

Who said that and you mind rephrasing that?
So You think ferris IS the only reason he's like how he is?
I don't get this post.
Projection is my best guess here until clarification.

the world changes

Yeah, the thread keeps coming back to this. I don't let it affect my interpretation of movies. I don't lament how sad it is that some shooting location was gentrified a third time because the world moves on.

Thread about "zoomers" always ends up being bitter lonely thirtysomething incels bitching about a bygone era and how unfair it is that progress happens. And mainly how much immigrants suck.

So tiresome.

he thinks jews and people with partial jewish ancestry share some sort of genetic (not spiritual, or cultural, mind you) defect that forces them to act in mischievous ways no matter what, and that jews were "selected for" it during the medieval times.

sigh they're arguing so my post got buried and nobody noticed it ;_;

i hated him back in the 80s so for once zoomers are BASED

reddit spacing

reddit faggotry

none of the shooting locations in john hughes movies have been gentrified because they were white neighborhoods for white people to begin with

was actually rooting for the principal the entire movie

Maybe he knew about the actor and was supporting that over also knowing about the ferris actor

So you don't have an answer. You can't justify it. You're just doing what you're told. That's what I thought.
And I know you're also supposed to keep replying, even without answers, to keep the "conversation" going. You'll get no more replies from me, antisemite. You can't even defend yourself to yourself. You'll never to it for the rest of us.
I hope you get de-extremist-ified or whatever they do to biker gang bigots when they wake up and start warning others against brainwashing that got them.

Nothing actually changes, it’s just rose colored glasses. Inflation in the early 80s was in double digits, mortgage rates spiked to the extent that people had to walk away from their houses, the Japanese decimated the American car industry, niggers killing niggers has always been a thing. Immigrants do suck tho

That's even loonier than I thought.
Nice to know I'm not the only voice of reason here.

mortgage rates spiked to the extent that people had to walk away from their houses,

People had fix rate mortgages
My grandparents would constantly be offered incentives to pay of their mortgage early

Fix rate mortgages huh?

I only see like some part of Ferris and thought it was alright, I think my sister love this film but never understand the issues with it beside maybe this:
t. Zoomer

fixed rate

1990 born here, I still remember that shit playing on TV a fair bunch and my parents thinking it was "cool and hip". I always couldn't find myself doing anything but hating the MC because how convenient everything for him was in the movie and it was in stark contrast to the shit my parents told me NOT to do.

Tried to go back and watch parts of it but it's too cartoony it's basically "what if I did something naughty like skip school but it was SOOOO COOOL!"

I saw it at the time and I thought he was a cunt. He's not rebellious, he's just arrogant.

Damn you are pathetic and stupid.

When I skipped skool I just played nintendo
As if I'd really go blow my skip day on a fuckin museum trip haha
The school already scheduled THAT field trip for me already

nigga show us your face then

So you don't have an answer.

You didn't ask a question, retard.
All you essentially said was "hey quit bringing up jews"
And the answer to that question is no

If I skipped school there was nothing for me at home but a trashed filled house that was full of mold, no game consoles, cable tv, or anything so it was never really an option for me.
Call me whatever it just never clicked with me, my sister who is 5 years my younger thought it was the shit so we would watch it on PAX or UPN whichever it came on always.

are you really implying that your parents are hypocrites for enjoying ferris bueller's antics in a movie, while telling you to not actually emulate him in real life? you must be on the spectrum. i guess i can't tell my kid to not rob liquor stores and shoot people because i enjoyed playing GTA

They literally had the exact same problems, which is why the film holds up to this day. Listen to the original Superman tell it like it is in 1987, only a year after Ferris Bueller came out.
(1:05)
youtube.com/watch?v=b58fXgnz01Y&t=1m5s

You kids who think the world is different is antiquated cope.

the oppressive whiteness and white optimism in this movie are highly problematic

I'm pretty sure it's because he's a smug cunt who abuses his vulnerable friend to have fun with his girlfriend solely at his expense. There's also the fact that the character is portrayed by a nepotistic jew who used his connections in the tribe to get away with murder, and many people today seem to have difficulty separating actors and fictional characters.

Why do millennials act like we don't live in the same societies? What's the last rebellious thing any of you done?

oppressive whiteness and white optimism

He's jewish tho.

He's right, it's boomer writing.

"wow bro i'm a socially condoned rebel without a cause, look at the 100 friends, hot gf and job prospects I have causing mild consternation to the man"

They were socially obsessed with narcissistic traits and it's why ferris bueller has been regarded as a prick by every other generation. I could see zoomers liking him though.

Farris is kind of an asshole who lies to and manipulates every one around him. Zoomers grew up on the post 9/11 hellscape inherited from their parents.they are literally the cameron being dragged around by their ferris parents.

I clocked a jeet at a political rally 5 or so years ago and yeeted his shoe away. Realistically used to do a lot of psuedo illegal things for political activism.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Friends

Star Trek

Was any of the "white optimism" made by white people?

That’s Hollywood baby!

If I skipped school there was nothing for me at home but a trashed filled house that was full of mold, no game consoles, cable tv

Damn that sucks bro. I'm from a middle class keeping up with upper-middle class joneses family. So I got to play around on a relatively inexpensive nintendo. No cable though. Except for a few short years when the cable company had offered an really afforable bundle package. And certainly no mold. We were budgeted and frugal, but were weren't total slobs.

Farris

ingles no first languagerino?

Yea, why were 80s families so dysfunctional that almost nobody's moms had big black feminine penises?

Yours had a black masculine one inside of her tho!

our

Not a zoomer but things were already fucked beyond imagination by the time I was his age.

what was he really rebellious for?

Lifelong institutionalization with shitty leaders like the egocentric narcissistic maniacal principle and his obedient hoard of checked out buellerbuellerbueller tier teachers.

I liked it as a kid and still do to some extent, I don't put much emotional stock into it but it's an enjoyable enough comedy.
It always rubbed me the wrong way how Ferris pressured Cameron.

Zoomers would trade that in a heartbeat for the school administration they have to go through.

why were jews so insistent on desegregating schools
can we finally say i told you so to the jews who insisted upon this? i think we can. i think 60 years of utter decay is a good enough sample size by now

It's funny because there are boomers sitting on fields of decrepit cars solely because they don't want them on the market which would drive down the cost of whatever car they are trying to sell. There are whole channels dedicated to this. They hoarded stuff and then drip feed it at astronomical prices. I get it, that's the game, but don't act surprised when we hate you for it.

foreign scum here to scam the U.S. out of money.

Those people were represented in the movie, they took the Ferrari for a test run instead of parking it.

Its the same thing, but zoomers don't want to rebel against the institutionalization, they just want more genders added to the process.

The whole car subplot in this movie is probably foreign to them.

"This is dad's toy, do not touch dad's toy, do not play with dad's toy" isn't some kind of gen-x/boomer exclusive dynamic. The scale of it is a bit out of whack since who the fuck can afford that shit post 2008, but it's still relatable.

Don't touch dad's fancy import car

Yet another borrowed Risky Business subplot

Yet another boomer film where the rebel is incredibly popular, doesn't do anything controversial for the time and midlly aggravates a strawman authority figure who ends up being caught in women's underwear for some reason. Every boomer rebel is just some obnoxious chad who falls upwards and the whole experience forms another line on their impressive CV

nope

I can't see anything this faggot is in without thinking of the double homicide.

tell us the zoomer chad you would write for a movie in 2025

white man's life has to be ruined because some europoors died

Who invented the gender shit? It was not zoomers.

they're the most complicit. 30% of zoomers are LGBT

30% of zoomers are LGBT

In which country? America? That's not a surprise. Anyways the parents that literally push their infants to act like trannies and are ok with them attending drag queen shows are worse than every zoomer.

threads like this remind me that none of you did anything exciting in high school

threads like this remind me that none of you did anything exciting in high school

Nah I won state.
What did you do?

nice deflection. doesnt matter where you're from, its proportionally higher everywhere for zoom zooms compared to previous generations. you cant even cop out with the excuse of being forced to watch drag queens, that's gen A.

lol you must live in a gated community to think it's anywhere near comparable

sat on a bench and "won" state

more than you

Nah bitch I was the star quarterback.
And I didn't even sign the waiver. I smoked weed and drank beer and the coach just had to put up with me irregardless.

why would you even bother doing this on Anon Babble levi? are you feeling nervous lately?

Sure, the foreign scumbags who scammed some illinois kids to get a free joy ride have nothing to do with foreign scum scamming US citizens out of money.

doesnt matter where you're from, its proportionally higher everywhere for zoom zooms compared to previous generations

It's still not 30% outside or america.

you cant even cop out with the excuse of being forced to watch drag queens, that's gen A.

Cop out for what? I am not a tranny and I will assume that you are not one either. My point was that forcing gen a kids to attend drag shows is the most evil fucking thing. It's literally brainwashing young children.

Oh hi, Randall "Pink" Floyd how did you like Linklater's latest film, does it come close to the film he made about you?

I can confirm. I was the coach.

trying to absolve your generation of their part in it by saying "oh we didnt invent it", even though gen Z is by far the most vocal and complicit in all the gender nonsense of any age cohort by a wide margin. no one said anything about drag shows, that was a non sequitur by you.

Oh hai coach. And nice try fucking me in the ass.
Too bad I sicked Freddy Kreuger on your ass.

trying to absolve your generation of their part in it by saying "oh we didnt invent it",

To absolve my generation? Lmao I hate trannies and I wish all of them killed themselves. Millennials and older zoomers are brainwashing young children into becoming trannies which is pushing gender nonsense to a newer altitude so it was important to mention drag queens. How is that a non sequitur when it's extremely relevant to this problem?

I'm Gen x and I've always hated this retard

you hate people who run breakers yards because they don't give you their car parts for free? you seem weirdly entitled, are you autistic by any chance?

by not living in shithole cities I imagine, the tragic loss of not being able to walk around and get mugged must be a massive loss for them

I never understood the appeal of this movie to be honest. Ferris comes off as a nuisance and a troublemaker.

The only person I've ever known to talk about this movie irl is the quintessential zoomer. He loved that shit, watched it every night to fall asleep to.

Are we really going to pull this shit after watching the "millennials are killing X" media campaign we all watched unfold? Getting old is gay.

The fuck are you talking about? Did you even read the post you replied to?
Esl? What the fuck is a breaker yard? Do you mean junk yard? Please say no because of you did you're even more retarded than I thought

make "Only retarded zoomers hated this movie" thread

get "I am not a zoomer and I hated this movie as well" replies

make "Only retarded millennials liked this movie" thread

get "I am not a millennial and I liked this movie as well" replies

Why is Anon Babble so boring nowadays? Every threads feels like a repeat of an older thread.

2000+20+5

optimism

You'd have to be even more brain damaged than even the most plastic ridden zoomers.

First week here or something?
It's been like this for over a decade now.

Heres your (you)

Drag queens don't think they are a different gender, they are literally just gender minstril shows with male comedians in ladyface.

Gen X movies were all about breaking free of routine and oppression, similar to the Matrix, Fight Club, etc. They were deeply cynical.
Zoomers are different, not sure what they are into.

Ferrous Bullous isn't gen X. It's boomslop.
Fight Club and to a lesser extent at least have rebellion associated with risk and hardship, social costs. Boomer rebellion is a boisterous chap cheekily saying "about time!" on accepting a pay rise.

It's boomslop.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off was released on June 11, 1986.

Jesus Christ, is it that old?
Never mind my comment then lol.

GO GO GADGET VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER

Ferris went to a school that was predominantly white. Ferris has no idea how good he had it.

wow, murder has consequences

Bro you don't get it the football chad said my virgin 17 year old gf wasn't as hot as his and the old man is determined that I'll take over the family business.

*Sunshine Superman starts blasting*

I'M GONNA REBEL AND SPEND A FEW MONTHS IN CALIFORNIA WITH WHITE FEMALE BEATNIKS BEFORE STARTING $200 A TERM COLLEGE

people can't afford to eat or put gas in a car while ferris bueller is a spoiled rich piece of shit

Because he was absolute cocky douchebag who made his friend let him use his dad's car just to fuck around town in it even though he knew his friend would get in serious trouble if his dad found out.

Nah bitch I was the star quarterback.

lies for i was the referee who consciously denied you the decisive touchdown. i watched with glee as your little bitch ass wept when you limped from the field

depends. where white morons like you at that school? if so, no, he didnt have it good

If a zoomer has been born to white parents then he is white himself. I don't get your logic.

Underrated.

LOL PAJEET IS MAD

No, you are just whiny and lazy, Ferris would have grown up during a literal gas crisis where the price of a gallon of gas went 10x in price in some places.

He literally talked shit about cameron saying he'd marry the first girl he fucked and his life would be a disaster,

The context here is that Cameron is a virgin and he's going to marry the first girl he fucks, who will obviously not be a virgin but a whore looking to settle down after her fun phase with a milquetoast guy like Cameron who will provide and pay the bills.

This is obviously not a desirable position to be in as a male.

This is genuinely an undernoted phenomenon. If the boomers were right about one thing it's that men should get the first fuck out of their system as otherwise they get hopelessly committed and buckbroken to one lower to mid girl that wrecks their life. Idubbz phenomenon.

I can't see this without automatically thinking of Ferris from ReZero

Sure because dying alone a virgin is totally a major male power fantasy.

Every father should buy their son a prostitute when he's 15, the amount of social problems this would solve.

Why are you equating with

hey if you're a virgin male don't marry the first girl you fuck

to mean

die alone a virgin

??? you retarded anon? No man should aspire to be the paypig of a used up whore who just wants a beta provider. That's exactly what you're going to be if the first woman you fuck is a whore looking to settle down, which is what most men gets these days. Once you get that first fuck out of your system and you stop putting pussy on a pedestal and see women for what they are you can then be more selective in choosing a partner who isn't just looking for a beta male paypig.

Don't worry fren I got you.. This year there are 20 year olds whos 1st console was the 360|wii|ps3 OwO

Because that is the only option fuckable girls offer loser virgin marks approaching middle age, either sign the contract or find someone else to fuck.

I'm a millennial and I've always hated Ferris. He's not chad, he's just a spoilt brat who gets away with shit, at the expense of others. Then we're all supposed to love him because.... society? I honestly don't know and if I was Cameron, I would want nothing to do with him after that day.