*unsolicited life advice*

*unsolicited life advice*

"How to still be single after 40"

My ears are open Sam
I am ready to listen

It's called being a bachelor. Would you really want a wife with the way women act in the big 2024+1?

look, what you have to do is pretend to be self made while relying on your wealthy dad and crypto grifting.

*sex with trannies*
*creative bankruptcy*
*height insecurity*
*contempt for audience while simultaneously pandering*
*chronic mucus leakage*

*height insecurity*

he's 6' 5"

fanboi doesn't know. he always stands on his tiptoes when taking photos with tall fans to make sure he looks the tallest.

Life advice from a guy who made himself look like a grotesque freak

*contempt for audience while simultaneously pandering*

He might have contempt, and he might privately do the opposite of a lot of his advice irl - but I've heard quite a bit of the advice he gives younger guys, and it's decent. It's grounded in reality and measured expectations.

he also publicly advocates for wearing lifts and general height frauding. he's probably 6'1 at best

you would have spammed those on every board by now so i doubt it. Regardless, it might have been a joke if he did do something like that. He knows when he is on camera and knows that people will pick it apart.

you sure thats not dave portnoy

WHERE MY SHIT SPICY NIGGA

yes, a joke... that's what it was. for sure.
what is this jbp empathy for Anon Babbletards shit? all redditors need to die.

if it happened... lol. Again, you would be posting that shit on every board by now. Obsessed freakazoid.

Hello bitch

what is this jbp empathy for Anon Babbletards shit? all redditors need to die.

I'm giving an impartial observation. The advice itself is decent, Sam's potentially dubious character aside. I don't care strongly for or against any of the MDE crew, and frankly I think it's oversocialized behavior if you do. All this "lolcow" shit is parasocial adjacent.

i don't have the pics saved, wait for fishtank, someone will dig em up.

Obsessed

pikerian talking point. why is it bad to be obsessed with a lolcow? is hyde obsessed with idubz then?

The longer Sam goes without answering to the pedo stuff the funnier it'll be when he's finally forced to.

buzzword central over here

parasocial

in what way doe?

Thinking 16 year olds are hot is normal for someone in their 20s. Going out of your way to have sex with them is not normal especially when you are as old as he is. Idk what your age is but when you're 30+ 16 year olds look like babies. When I see a guy aggressively trying to fuck high schoolers I would assume this guy would also fuck a 12 year old given the chance. There is no excuse man. and don't hit me with the "muh Middle Ages" and "b..b..but men used to marry 9 year olds not too long ago!" as an excuse. There WAS an age of consent in the Middle Ages and we don't live on the Oregon Trail. Stop trying to excuse your sick, coom brained fetish as something natural because its not.

you talk shit, but sam is like our dad. he wants the best for us, cares about us, gives us life advice, tells us not drink or do drugs, to lift, he wants us to reach our true potential, and he gets frustrated when we go astray. those kids who dressed up in the marky shirts? he was just disappointed in them, didn't even beat their asses when he had every right to... sam is more important than you ever will be, that's not a shit talk.. it's just true

The age of consent in RI/MA is 16. It's sort of a nothing burger.

in what way doe?

Like and Dislike are two sides of the same coin of mental attachment. Chudha warns thee traveler against the subtle ties that bind. Beware!

if it's a nothingburger why did Sam's shills mass report a tweet that was getting huge traction to put a sensitive label on it to censor it?
Why care so much about something that doesnt matter?
"The Jew [Sam] is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, [tranny fucker, even Jew!] it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a [not Jew]Pedo and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".”

the way women act in the big 2024+1?

Social media isn't real life. Most people, men and women, are just normal

I don't know man I don't really use twitter or understand how twitter reporting works. I just think it's really gay to be obsessed over a non crime.

Every normal bitch I've EVER met is a complete sociopath whore though

Because she was a virgin, it was a crime.

inb4 some idiots ask "then why isn't he in jail? trolololo

Because he mindbroke Marky so hard she never pressed charges despite her own mom trying to get her to do it.

Why are you trying to ruin someone's life?

are you really digging up blue book laws to try and get him on a technicality? You know that in Mass you couldn't buy alcohol on sundays either right? We have all these crazy laws in my state that are from the 1600s that no one pays attention to.

Im just exposing Sam's hypocrisy.

what a cuck. is this jet?

do you actually believe in this shit? double standards should always apply: what's allowed for cool artists guys (polanski, bill wyman) should not be allowed for ugly hacks (groomia, d'elia, hyde).

Sounds like to me you're trying to fuck him over

Yesterday I was sitting in the sauna and saw a guy who clearly had done roids, which isn't very rare, but then I saw some black veins on his stomach that his arm was mostly covering up. I only stared for about 3 seconds, but they were definitely there.
Seriously, bros, whatever you do, don't do roids like Sam and these other retards.

fat

ugly

balding

retard

tranny fucker

likely pedophile

Why does the right worship this guy?

because at least one of those things apply to every single Anon Babbletard

I don't think anyone "worships" him I think most people just think he's funny and take it at face value. It seems like theres a mentally ill subset of terminally online fans that have chosen to hyper fixate on Sam for some reason. In the end I think most people realize that Sam is on their side and that attacking your own team is stupid.

is hyde obsessed with idubz then?

no because Sam has pretty much moved on from talking about Idubbbz. He could have kept going harder but decided not to. The damage to Idubbbz was done.

The only side Sam is on is Sam's.

Fucking THIS. Sam is team us, and we're team Sam.

guy with rich parents tries to give life advice

as long as sam hates kikes he's OK with me

If someone watches MDE and is pushed towards even a little bit right then sam did his job

why would sam take a picture with her. he really is dumb as shit

attacking your own team is stupid

famous last words

I just like listening to his podcast clips, I don’t really agree with everything and take the advice at face value but it helps me sometimes, I wouldn’t really consider myself a fan neither

m-muh right vs left is the key to life

wtf, you literally sound like a fascist trumper

Attach pubic hair to head

Is it cringe to wear arch support insoles? I’ve always hated how my shoes make me taller but my feet are dead without em

Because he's a self-hating Jew

muh didactic '''art'''

nanny state snowflake detected

Sam's content is literally turning his fans into faggots man, dunno what to say you sound way to invested in identity politics to the point you'd bend over to any Jew that entertains your ideas in exchange for shekels.

I hope sam goes to jail so i never have to see another shill thread again

sam has a lot of bitterness in him that is very visible when he is forcefully giving people "advice". everyone knows you shouldnt drink or do drugs, especially people who do them. but not everyone has a trust fund like sam, some people are just fucked up. his advice falls flat because so much of it seems to depend on somehow changing who you are fundamentally as a person which he admits himself isnt possible.

no one knows who these no name mentally ill twitter people are

I don't think I've ever met anyone who's a fan of his.

They're MDE fans.

Be a fucking man you soft faggot

idk man I think you need to get of twitter it's poisoning your brain

Well uhh when I tried I sorta lost my arch, blue collar jobs suck ass, just get a comfy desk job somewhere

Idk im unemployed

in all the time ive been on Anon Babble and in these threads ive realized one thing: people who hate sam are evil

Sam dindu nuffin he's a good kid

I haven't watched enough of anything he's made to have an informed opinion on him, but you shouldn't take advice from anyone who does roids.

sam is purposefully trying to convince the youngins to give up art. this is emphasized way more than the fact that doing creative shit on the side is easier when you're an electrician than an office worker or any evils of the industry, he just wants to get rid of the competition and makes his fans pay to hear it.

The funny part is she was actually 15, so it is serious, if it was nothing, then he would've made fun of the situation already. He's a nutcase, part of why he got kicked from adult swim was for putting keyloggers on everyone's computer and secretly recording convos, they didn't even press charges

It's like how the right protects jews now ironically or sincerely, everyone is raped mentally, they don't even know it. You're being forced to "pick a side", when you genuinely don't have to.

In that case why not go to the police with your evidence. It seems like you have a lot. I don't understand why people post this stuff online ad nauseam like cowards. You spent the time doing the research why not try to achieve something with it.

Yeah he's like a dad, disappointed with his own life, full of bad advise, and trying to relive his existence through others while he flounders around as a D list celebrity only brought to attention when someone else does it for him

Didn't Sam admit to it actually, not like it matters because Sam is loaded on BTC, who cares? Someone simply knowing Sam is a shitty person is enough for most, no one cares that much

I don't understand

you don't, the cow still gives milk, the allegations can wait until he becomes andy dick himself

no one cares that much

you sure dude? they seem to care a lot lol. Do you make threads and post the same images over and over and screenshot posts and things on twitter when you don't really care about something? They can say they don't care and try to play it off but clearly they've invested time into this.

Scam Hyde
grifting retards in 2025 with bot shill threads

so you need to make yourself indis- bigblackbilbo with the $10 thanks man - make yourself indispensable. make yourself unforgettable. when people see you - thanks vegetamaster420 for the $20 - when they see you, you want them to think you're the missing piece. when you walk in the room everyone they should be immedi- dreideldemon69 thanks for the $15 - they should all immediately be on the defensive. one look and they're off in this mind maze of endless turns and traps. and that's why you're going to win, because in reality the only person you're competing with is yourself. can you avoid - tabletripper thanks for the $20 - can you avoid your worst impulses? that little voice that says "nothing matters! let's shoot $200 of chemicals in my arm!" that's what you need to be thinking about. now where did i put that diamond pick axe...

Will he repeat his points 30 times like he does for all of his "jokes"?

And you are the common factor in all those relationships

Do the normal people in this thread think that these retards overlap with the schizos that obsess over James Rolfe?

I think all these people have a lot in common with vtuber schizos. It has something to do with the accessibility of minor online personalities that attracts mentally ill people. If it wasn't this they'd be writing letters to their local weatherman

The wealth transfer from Sam's fat soijack paypigs is something to behold. Notice how if it wasn't for his fat blubber, the guy wearing the expensive and thin Sam Hyde t-shirt would probably freeze to death, while Sam would laugh at him in the comfy 1500 dollar parka that that fat faggot paid for.