Why did they change the ending? How is that an improvement?
Why did they change the ending? How is that an improvement?
Disney is re-writing history and white centric stories to appeal and glorify niggers. Niggers and shitskins want you dead with your decapitated skull on a pike, and they aren’t even hiding it anymore
The goyim cattle WILL give their kids to the state while they rank up schoolarship debt that will cripple them for a lifetime and they WILL like it
Took it from a Disney film with indie film sensibilities to a real indie film where the kid gets molested in foster care and the big sis drops out of med school to become a bartender.
aside from that, it's a good movie
giving up your sister so you can study marine biology in california (there is no such thing in fucking hawaii) and get into life crippling debt is what a true girl boss does
no having a teleport gun does not mean she could have kept her sister and just gone to class dont think about it
Ohana means giving your sister up to the state while you go off to suck dicks in college
ABANDON YOUR FAMILY
FOCUS ON YOURSELF
YOU OWE NOTHING TO ANYONE, NOT EVEN YOUR GRIEVING 6 YEAR OLD SISTER
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS YOUR CAREER AND WHAT YOU WANT
absolutely mindbroken conservative mutts
Chuds mad because it's not 2002 anymore.
i'm a leftist. the original movie is extremely leftist, it is anti tourism and pro native. the new one is pro israel and pro occupation
thank you mr leftist for teaching me that hawaiian people dont care about family
they removed the anti-White racism from this one but added in new anti-family shit
What was their goal?
Why didn't David just help Nani take care of Lilo in the original?
This is a pro chud movie
Ohana means tax the locals into poverty and sell your best land to China.
Chuds mad because it's not 2002 anymore.
100%
id rather be back fingering my teenage girlfriend and reading lord of the rings magazines while my buddy comes over with his copy of GTA3
how's it different?
No patchwork family at the end nani gives up her sister to the neighbour and fucks off to go to college instead
Ohana means it takes a village (the state) to raise a child. And it was her turn.
why are the governor and senator of hawaii jewish
itt: boomers shouting at clouds
because jews know what its like being genocided you fucking racist
zoomer eating shit and being proud of it
Nani keeps portal-gunning herself to Lilo, essentially turning herself into a divorced parent
eventually Lilo starts growing up without her
Nani realises this one day, it's a new inside joke that she doesn't know, a thing that happened in school that she didn't participate, a new milestone she wasn't there for
Lilo's not the same girl she was, in very small ways now, the small ways children change almost daily
she instantly regrets leaving but still decides to focus on her career
this leads to insecurity and the wedge between her and her sister grows more and more
daily portals become weekly, bi-weekly, to every other day, to just the important dates
6 years go by and Lilo's 12, now entering teenagehood
Nani's got her masters in marine biology and is looking for work
she still checks up on Lilo but they don't talk like they used to
there's some places back home that will take her, but she got a better offer somewhere else
she can't say no
she's been telling Lilo for a while now that this is the year she comes back
now she'll have to leave her again
being abandoned a second time, and at such a vulnerable time is what finally turns Lilo around, the resentment she didn't even know she had for her sister finally bubbles over to the surface
she never wants to talk to her again
she asks Nani to not come home for Christmas, or birthdays, or any other date really, she's got Stitch and her family
"her family" is what breaks Nani, now she really has no reason to come back.
why did they cut this post-credits scene?
What was going on with the scene where nani kills a white skinhead and proclaims “black lives matter” while waiving a palestinian flag?? I thought that was strange in a kids movie
Not really. Parents are loving it, it's just childless adults (troons and incels) complaining because they can't help but imagine Nani getting railed at college
The ending is completely different than you think, and almost everyone replying in this thread hasn’t seen the movie
Parents are loving it,
any evidence outside your head?
I dunno because I dont watch slop.
this
best disney movie since snowwhite
She got a full ride to her school and left lilo in the company of a new relative character they added who lives next door
why didn't Nani just study at someplace in Hawaii while raising Lilo with their alien family?
I grew up in a poor environment and super-people like Nani were very common. Very young girls who are left to raise a kid and themselves all alone or with just an old grandma and shit, dime a dozen.
All of them did it while still getting an education, it's miraculous work but they do it.
There's no reason why Nani has to leave home to get an education, it's not the 50s anymore where only a few schools can teach things. There's for sure a small university in their town that teaches this, maybe even with online courses she can take at home.
Basically, the writers intentionally wanted Nani to leave her 6 year old grieving sister. There's no logical reason to do it like this. They want to tell you it's fine to abandon your family for your professional career.
Kamala-tier Disney. Insane ending to me desu
JUST ABANDON YOUR FAMILY TO PURSUE ZOGSLOP BRAINWASHING AT YOUR LOCAL (((UNIVERSITY)))
It was pretty clear to me. I watched it twice
is it fascist or leftist?!?!
Schizo
I always got the feeling he did from the background. He got her like 2 of the jobs she had in the movie. I have a feeling Nani had a “I can do this in my own” mentality like it was HER family and HER responsibility
why didn't Nani just study at someplace in Hawaii while raising Lilo with their alien family?
Because you cant study marine biology in a place like Hawaii
no patchwork family
The neighbor+David+Bubbles+Pleakley+Nani, Nani visits with a portal gun. Did you see the movie or do you just make shit up
Why did they change the ending
so they can pretend like it's their story
This is a disney movie, therefore I expect it to be woke leftist slop. This thread has given me a new perspective though.
Was hoping this movie would be more conservative…guess not
if you have a full support system for you and the people you care about in your family, you can go to college on that full ride like you had wanted because there’s not just one person who makes up your family
Whats the problem
you didn't say he was wrong, though
Yes i did see the original movie and it was beautiful and i saw the camrip of this piece of shit go fuck yourself and your anti family bullshit she abandoned her fucking sister that post credit scene makes it even worse since there would be no fucking reason to leave her if you can instant fucking teleport between places
Why did Nani and Lilos parents wait like 13 years in between kids
Was hoping this movie would be more conservative…guess not
The day we get another conservative disney movie you know the USA will go to war soon
Is there a gas leak in this thread?
Lilo, alas, my association with you is starting to inconvenience my self-interested pursuit of my desire
to suck various cocks while studying marine biology, so I’m gonna have to cut ties.
Family? A quaint notion. This isn’t the ancient world of 2002 anymore.
She does instant teleport back to her, the movie ends with Nani Stitch and Lilo all sleeping in Lilo’s bed at home after Nani portaled over there easy after class
THEN THERE IS NO REASON TO GIVE HER UP
Crazy to me that all you think about with going to college is sucking dick. You guys are stupid shut ins
You realize that by studying and getting a good job, she will be better able to take care of her family in the future right? It's giving up a little today in order to get a lot tomorrow. It's called long-term planning, but maybe idiotic children like yourself don't get it.
has never been to american campus or lived on campus
It’s like letting your grandma have custody of your sister after your parents die, and you can still be in her life. This happens you know and it can make for a very sensible family
but the teleport gun!
She can't raise Lilo in Hawaii and teleport to class?
college girls are sluts, bro.
conservative vs leftism
Even if Lilo and Nani lived right beside the perfect university she would never be able to properly focus on her studies raising Lilo by herself.
yes the booming field of marine biologists they make six figures right out of college
No anons only think about cucking and sucking dick. They claim to be conservative but working to be a PhD is nothing more than the sin of adultery against your future husband, to them
In order to get a decent paying job in marine biology you need a graduate degree, which is 8-10 years. And jobs are currently considered extremely competitive
man, to read the comments here you'd seriously think Nani dropped Lilo off at a state-run communist orphanage and spent the post-credits scene sucking dicks at a frathouse. What causes this kind of mental illness?
Not all of them. Im dating one long distance, she really isnt like that…never goes out to the bars, not in a sorority, etc
You keep repeating it, but it's just not landing the way you hoped.
cant fucking take a girl going to school to be a scientist in a Disney movie as anything but dick sucking and whoring
You’re some real nasty retards
Not an argument Im afraid.
most of the losers on this website have never been to college. If they have, they were antisocial shut in rejects just like they were in high school and middle school.
This causes such internal rage that they have to point it outwards somewhere, making them bitter pieces of shit. Literally no different from the mentally ill troons and hyper feminist blue haired foids on twitter and reddit, just a different end of the spectrum
I went to college. The memes about Nani sucking an endless parade of dicks are accurate.
They are… Anon Babble users…
Im sorry that happened or congratulations. Didn't read tho lmao.
I don't get the outcry. Lilo was left with people of the family's trust, not some random faceless social service worker. There is nothing saying Nani won't come back (she already does with the portal gun). Also her going to college is necessary for her to get a higher paying job which in turn will let her provide better for Lilo.
Is this just chud virtue signalling? Knee-jerk reaction to the idea of women getting an education?
funny how the idea of the modern woman can only be academic girl boss and nothing else
People here are irony poisoned outrage addicts who literally look for things to be upset about and spread here in modern media
hows the weather in india?
Yeah man we should prevent showing women going to college in media because it makes you think of them all having nasty sex. That’s the thing too is my kid’s pediatrician is such a slut, having gone to get that PhD, I mean she went to school so she’s just a massive whore and she just exudes sluttiness and cuckery.
Fucking dumbass
Are you excited for the sequel?
he doesn't know
but now this hyperbole makes me think you believe the movie is the opposite, that its a perfectly faithful and spiritually equivalent fantastic remake of a beloved classic
They read dishonest green texts and then work their hardest to be as offended as possible without seeing the movie, they are stupid and can’t process anything
I don't know, life experience?
You mean the same marine biologists that spend extended periods of time on field trips away from home?
Why did they change the story and remove Gantu and just make Jumba the ultimate villain. Also Jumba in the new movie single handedly catches stitch and has a fridge dropped on him and stitch cant beat him why is anyone scared of Stitch if Jumba can single handedly beat him and kidnap him and Stitch keeps running away from him the whole time and only way he could beat him is having the ship suck him out. In the original, Stitch beats jumba up and smacks him with a car.
Damn, I’ve struck a nerve. You have a teenage daughter, don’t you?
Dude all she does is go to college at the age people go to college
It’s not even just studying. The school work will pile up. The bills will pile up. Job hunting, interviews, marine biology isn’t exactly the type of work with a regular 9-5 schedule either
your girl is getting turned out by every single nigger with a 10 inch cock and his rancid nigger semen on that campus and you are slurping up their cum like a good little cuck goyim
let’s be honest, a fine piece of ass like 19 year old Nani would not be struggling for money if you catch my drift
Why did they cancel elvis in the new one? too much white male toxic?
porn addiction
It’s just must be difficult for you if you associate education with slutting and cuck shit. How about you quit clutching your virgin pearls enough to accept when a girl goes to school for any reason
and just make Jumba the ultimate villain
immigrants le evil
this is your average poltard
ok I haven't seen the movie, how does the portal gun situation work? Is she at a fraternity at college and portals back to Lilo's every night? Or is she living with Lilo still and just portaling herself to classes?
we should prevent women from going to college because they take useful scholarships away from men, clog up the workforce, take resources away from men, do their jobs worse than men, or generally work useless jobs like HR or expect to be carried by their male coworkers
Or a girlfriend in college, maybe. lol
to me this is more egregious than the change in ending
Why did they change the story and remove Gantu and just make Jumba the ultimate villain
Budget, thats literally all it is. Its also why Jumba and Pleakley are humans for 90% of the film.
Disney gave the director $100M and told him just do what you can so he had to cut the giant shark alien and heavily reduce any CGI that wasn't Stitch.
Its also why the beginning scene where Stitch escapes feels like its being played at x5 speed because we gotta get that CGI off screen as fast as humanly possible.
For comparison the Snow White remake got twice the budget of this.
Is this just chud virtue signalling
100%
shrieking about muh family is just a shibboleth for these people, most of them are basement dwellers who despite still living with their parents don't so much as give their mom a hug or take the trash out
disney didn't want to shell out the money to get the rights so you get like 2 elvis songs and a cover.
Extra content for Disney+
they have a mom that didn't go to college and talk about family like they know what it is!
ok
weirdo fantasies about Nani sucking fratboys' dick aside, I do think it's crappy that they gave this to Nani. The problem isn't even that she got an education, is that she left (and keeps coming back home with a portal gun???).
like that other anon said, it'd be much better if she just started college in town or took an online course, she can still get an education and raise her sister. would make her a realistic teen-mom type and maker her more honorable, she's not giving up easy, would feel more in-character desu
this just feels like the worst of both worlds. If she has the gun why is this even a thing?
Disney is a cheap company nowadays and didn't wanna pay the license.
most accurate description of your average Anon Babble user
Right so you’re spiteful of the idea of women going to college anyways. Cool extremism but it makes you a stupid maniac
Why is there always one autist who seems personally offended by criticism or mockery of the latest Disney slop?
guessing at random shit to cope
I already explained myself
would make her a realistic teen-mom type and maker her more honorable, she's not giving up easy
Nani's her sister, not her mom. It's completely reasonable that she leave her in the care care of a more established, competent adult while she gets an education so she can actually provide for Lilo.
I don't know what you mean? The movie had:
You're The Devil in Disguise
Hound Dog
Suspicious Minds
Stuck on You
Burning Love cover by Bruno Mars' nephews
le racist leftist
hasn’t denied a word of it
heh
And also Heartbreak Hotel
You really don’t get it do you.
Is this really what they did? Holy shit this is bad
My wife and I are 33 and no I don’t have a daughter. My point was that if you really think of every educated woman as a slut, then you’re both wrong and dysfunctional
Shit the old lady they leave Lilo with is not her mom either. And unlike her, Nani is Lilo's actual immediate family.
Again, I ask you, why does she have to leave? Why can't she study in her town or take online courses?
Ugly duckling scene cut too. why
Oh, so you just don’t like to think about the train your wife got run on her in college. I see. Good talk, kiddo.
No, it’s not what they did. Lilo has more family members in her found family now, so she tells Nani she’s okay for her to go to college like she wanted, after Nani had spent the movie saying no to all the people who said she should go, because he was worried it would be leaving Lilo alone. But Lilo has a larger family now and Nani visits whenever via this loopy portal gun
And you’re single because you presume everyone is the biggest slut you can imagine, is that it? If we’re guessing at shit, I mean
keep the "Pudge controls the weather" line in because "lol so quirky"
remove the scene with Lilo tells Stitch her parents die in a car accident when it was storming outside
jej
Yeah sure buddy. Keep believing her.
You can study marine biology in Hawaii
In fact, natives can study for FREE
Nani still abandons Lilo and moves to California
She got a full ride in California and Lilo wanted her to go
This. Stop noticing patterns.
Message of the 2002 original:
Ohana means family, that means staying together no matter what happens. And family are just people who are there for you. Nani and Lilo and her newfound family will get through this.
Message of the 2025 remake
Well, you see, it's perfectly reasonable for someone to leave her 6 year old sister with a trusted neighbor, this is fine and has no problems. Nani will still visit. Lilo will understand this as well. People function like this. This is normal.
I'm sorry but you can't convince me this is ok. I'll catch a torrent when this hits streaming to see for myself, but the way people defend it are describing it doesn't look good.
Imagine being Lilo in that situation dude. Kid will have it rough.
Oh, she’s getting multiple full rides in California, anon
She got a full ride
I'll bet she did.
state
You mean David's grandma?
white centric stories
Lilo and Stitch
She is brown gril and there are more bwc in cali.
You didn’t even make the second one sound bad. You even explained in the first post that family means anyone who is there for you, which still qualifies for Nani and Lilo is there for Nani too
when religion is replaced with cooperations and products, a criticism of a product is a slight against their entire being
full ride
some might even call it a train
Disney and (((college))) good
chuds bad
more like fartbreak hotel lmao
She got a full ride in California
Then
Communism, faith, family
Now
Capitalism, feminism, hatred towards conservative values
modern writers are such a fucking joke it’s insane to me that they went on strike for more money
Ive heard its pretty shitty
o you cant pay your sisters high medical bills?
you should just give her to us
wild movie
Communism, faith
True, if the movie had conservative values David would just put her grandma in an asylum
It's unbelievable to me to not feel anything bad reading the second one. Not even a tiny bit of worry? Not a pang in your heart that maybe this won't work well and Lilo and Nani will grow apart?
If it was you in Nani's place, would you do the same thing?
Again, I haven't seen the remake so maybe Lilo's situation isn't as bad as it is in the original (where she is a depressed troublemaker), but from the context of the OG I can't even imagine leaving Lilo. Giving Nani a magic portal gun just shows they knew this was weird as well, feels like they're putting a band-aid on it.
like many have suggested, it would work much better if she just went to a local college or got into online classes.
It didn’t even click for me that Galifianakis was Jumba until the credits, dude looks really different now
Oops you guys accidentally gave away that this is actually about male insecurity and attempting to punish and shame female independence. It's just extra weird when it's about a fictional character.
Based
I’m sure your wife wasn’t like the other harlots you saw traipsing around campus, bro
stupid conservatives, loving their families
everyone should hate their families, just like me
Nta, but how would you feel IRL about a young adult woman leaving her kindergarten-age charge (daughter, younger sister, niece) with non-family while she pursued a career.
do you have a source to back up this insane schizo claim? Most Black people are extremely nice and pleasant to talk to, they just have had tough lives
Trying too hard to fit in
I think the guy defending this is just baiting lmfao
look at how he stops replying when someone is genuine
This is mostly me. But I don't care enough about new slop to lookup and post box office numbers. The most I'll do is jump in threads like this and then leave.
I'm here to talk about actual kino.
People leave their kids with daycare / school every day so they can pursue their careers. It's a very normal thing. I think a young woman with no education or resources is going to need a lot of help caring for a child she's suddenly responsible regardless what she decides to do, I certainly wouldn't be judgy about this particular choice.
You said trusted neighbor. She really is trusted in the movie, there’s no reason to think the story goes ‘and then the neighbor started abusing Lilo and doesn’t let Nani see her’. In real life it’s a risk but in real life if you’ve got some neighbor of ten years you treat like a close aunt and who saw the kid grow up, that’s sensible too.
Not to give you shit but the movie really squares all this. She’s not some random neighbor, she’s there the whole movie being a great mom to both Lilo and Nani.
seen the cartoon 20 years
forget everything about the ending
if he's opening a strip bar in the end, I would believe you
This, sadly
I know people who’ve done things like this, it can be extremely sensible and good for everyone in the family. It’s not ideal but when a mother and father get annihilated on the road these are the types of things done to manage the tragic instant custody of a 10 year old to an 18 year old
Jesus, I'm not even talking about abuse. Was not going there at all. I'm talking more about possible resentment, the type that happens when parents get divorced and "are still in their kids lives" or when your dad has to leave for work and he's years not seeing you.
Especially with how messed up Lilo is emotionally, it just doesn't feel like a thing that's good.
I bet Disney wrote a very trustworthy surrogate mom for both of them so this can "work" and "make sense", emotionally it still feels very weird. No real reason to do it like this.
When parents have to do this is usually when they have no other choice, and it fucks up their relationship with their children completely. Cannot see this as a good ending, feels very bitter.
Why does she have to leave? Or technically leave but also not really because she can instantly teleport back? Why is she even put on a place where she has to teleport back?
You’re right, really. They just make it Lilo’s own idea and she’s fairy tale levels of mature at the end. I don’t disagree with what you’re saying t at all though
Oops you guys accidentally gave away that this is actually about male insecurity
holy shit you sound like a fucking pussy boy faggot
Did you ever consider that maybe, just maybe, jews are just better than everyone else?
It's 2025 and there are still tranny raids on Anon Babble?
It's 2025 and it's been years since you've gone a full 24 hour day without thinking about trannies.
Nta, but how would you feel IRL about a young adult woman leaving her kindergarten-age charge (daughter, younger sister, niece) with non-family while she pursued a career.
Actually every anon here think they can raise a child better than their own parents whenever they see an ipad kid
Nta, but how would you feel IRL about a young adult woman leaving her kindergarten-age charge (daughter, younger sister, niece) with non-family while she pursued a career.
Actually every anon here think they can raise a child better than their own parents whenever they see an ipad kid
Tranny might as well be a basic insult like faggot at this point. I'm shocked it would even be found objectionable to anyone.