Alex Garland
So, he's going to simp for Ranni and Marika and portray every murder and genocide they commit as completely justified, isn't he?
Alex Garland
zendaya as marika
So, he's going to simp for Ranni and Marika and portray every murder and genocide they commit as completely justified, isn't he?
I can kind of picture Ranni as Eve from Ex Machina.
completely plays Blaidd and Iji like a fiddle and betrays them so she can escape to the moon.
Eve
Ava, my bad.
I think the Frenzied Flame ending is the only one that makes sense.
I think the Frenzied Flame ending is the only one that makes sense.
Everyone should simp for Ranni, she’s objectively in the right
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
Never got the Ranni hype.
Melina
Dung Eater did literally nothing wrong
she figured out a way to break free from the greater will / two fingers. Something even marika didnt do.
and all she needed to do was kill herself and implant her soul into a doll and also kill her own brother and turn him into an eternal god of undeath, cursing the entire world.
no big deal
Cast her
I'd pay a lot of money to see him shove those seedbed curses up his butt
they would completely fuck up the casting and make her Marika
Marika will be Sydney Sweeney. She'll have next to no screentime, but that black dress and the statues of her will be all over the marketing. Including her crucified on the rune arc
Marika means faggot in spanish...
No it doesn't
A language that no one takes seriously, and for good reason.
Miquella
Uhmm... sweatheart... Miquella is a man while Hunter is a girl. It wouldn't make sense for Hunter to play him!
Radahn and Miquella
Calling it.
Morgott will be a guy with two horns and a glowing sword
Ranni will be a blue skinned woman
Radahn will be a red-skinned 2 meter tall guy
Nepheli will be black
outside of perhaps the Frenzied Flame the outer gods will get little to no focus
at least one of the Demigods will be raceswapped
Why are westoids incapable of producing any culture of their own? Westerners can't do anything except steal Japanese media and make poor adaptations of it filled with niggers and homosexuals.
>outside of perhaps the Frenzied Flame the outer gods will get little to no focus
And nothing of value was lost.
Live action is so fucking onions
I want to see a Night of the Black Knives movie. Let's watch Godwyn get stabbed and mutate into a 50 foot tall undead fish.
In the US maybe cause you're all troglodytes and so are mexicans
That's why the Spanish localization calls her Marida
Marika means faggot in spanish...
well that's an appropriate name because Radagon is Marika
He's going to make Godwyn a living representation of patriarchy and Ranni murdering him as a form of female liberation, just like in Ex Machina.
He's going to make Godwyn a living representation of patriarchy and Ranni murdering him as a form of female liberation, just like in Ex Machina.
Marika divorces Godfrey, troons out, and marries Rennalla
Which is funny because Elden Ring’s world is a very matriarchal one, with a goddess, all Empyreans bar one being female, all finger readers female, and many matriarchal cultures like the Nox and Eternal Cities and I think a few others as well
all Empyreans bar one being female
Miquella might as well be a girl
This will get stuck in development hell and never come out.
Serious question, why do people seem to think that the Elden Ring movie is going to make any serious attempt to follow the plot and characters of the game? Have you ever actually seen Alex Garland's movies? Especially the ones based on existing IP like Annihilation? Where he read the book decades ago and then kinda wrote the movie based on his vague recollection of the book instead of reading the book again?
LYNDON SEXOOO
Miquella being an eternal child is symbolic of him never truly developing and therefore his divine androgynous nature means he counts as a little girls who can never be a full grown women, hence why when hes an 'adult' in the dlc he seems male. But really Miquella is just an underdeveloped woman so all Empyreans are women
Has a game like this ever been adapted before? Who's going to be the lead actor since you can create whatever the fuck. I always try to replicate Rutger Hauer and failing miserably.
Who's going to be the lead actor since you can create whatever the fuck
It's no different from adapting a featureless silent protagonist. Like the Doom movie
Dark fantasy movie that feels like a videogame.
Based on George R.R. Martin's work.
I think it says something about how badly In the Lost Lands bombed that basically nobody makes the association. But mark my words, there are going to be parallels.
Jack Black
Why make Elden Rang into a fucking movie instead of something much more entertaining like Bloodborne? God fucking damn it
It’s going to be timmy
I don’t want it either, but you know it’s true
>Based on George R.R. Martin's work.
Lol, that guy got paid to let them use his name and thats the extent of his "work"
I don't. Elden Ring has no plot, world building, characters or lore. It's just stupid nonsense to pad out the space between boss fights. Trying to literally adapt it will just result in a stupid time wasting movie where you wait to skip from CGI monster fight to CGI monster fight.
Sony hates Bloodborne.
They'd rather make Concord or Marathon movies
because it was the most successful one.
Dark Souls 1 or 3 would make for a better, more concise story as well as opposed to the lore and characters dump that is Elden Ring.
son is finally growing into his jaw
will eventually become a masculine looking freak presenting as a woman
lol, lmao even
they will give him all the surgical procedures needed to make sure he stays daddys little girl.
I won’t accept anything less than Elizabeth Debicki as Marika